>Daily Blind >Has never had a single day in his life where

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>langdon donovan
>he isnt a don nor a van

>Alexis Sanchez
>He is not A Lexus no matter what Sanch Says

>>76699389
Good thread

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>David Seamen
>is not actually a man from the sea

>>76700166
>good thread
>the thread is bad

>Danny Shittu
>never played for Liverpool

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>>76700250
>(You)

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>>76699998

>>76699998
this is some kind new level of retardation

>Tom Cleverly
>footballer

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>nerman
>he's actually a twink

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>>76701672

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>Van Persie
>Not persian

>Messi
>Generally quite presentable

>>76699389
>Neuer
>already over 30

>Cristiano Ronaldo
>is actually a homosexual muslim nor is he related to Brazilian Ronaldo or Ronald Reagan.

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>Xavi
>doesn't drink cider on park benches

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>Raheem Sterling
>isn't actually valuable

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>lampard
>nothing to do with hard lamps

>>76709021
>>76709047
lmaoooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0o00000ooooo0o

>Yaya Touré
>"Yea , yea, tour eh?
Thought he was a sentence first time desu.

>thread
>not good

>>76709021
bongs pronounce xavi as chavi? lmfao

>>76708614
>>76708894
Loved these.

>>76710211
>pan
>nice and hot

>pogba
>never played pogs

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> has never filled up a river in his life
> probably wouldn't even know how to get that much water

>>76710235
>botox and needle
>inject

>john o'shea
>surprising hookers in that he plays all the positions

>>76710235
>penis
>juicy and erect

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>Catfish Hunter
>not a catfish
>not a hunter

>>76699794
But he did fuck your mother

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>lavar ball

doesn't clean his teeth, let alone his ball

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>Cristiano Ronaldo
>is the GOAT
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU