>3 million people >2 world cups >2 olympic gold medals

>>76697317
no

I don't know

>>76697317
more like U R gay

Can you repeat the question?

Why is uruguay not an argentine state? They both could benefit

>2 world cups

El oh el

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U r' gay and Chile are familia? Or they hate each other too?

>>76697651
Neither

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>>76697317

>>76697317
based URUGAY

never heard of em

i didn't know they played football when do they play BAMA?

Can't disagree with this, Uruguay is a small country and look at the players they've had.

>>76697317
>2 world cups

yeah... when TV was still black and white like a million years ago.

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>>76697317
>tfw peñarol was never known for putting out youngsters
>tfw we build a High Performance Center in 2010
>first generation that used it since the beginning comes out last year
>they're good
>expect to enjoy them and win LA SEXTA
>they get bought by madrid and barcelona before even reaching 1st division


>Nandez had a really bad year last year
>he recovered and he's now better than ever, a complete midfielder that runs 90 minutes nonstop, steal balls and has vision/pass/dribbling/shot for the offense
>he's now getting bought too

This is painful to be honest

>>76697651
Their press wants to force a clasico with us, we don't particularly care but Uruguay Chile fights are nothing new, el chileno es producto de un mestizaje maligno so we've always played dirty against each other. One of their players is known for admitting on live tv they were ordered to injure francescoli(he did)

Hell every country in conmebol plays dirty, brazilians dive a lot but they can also kick the shit out of you or elbow you since referees are on their side, Argentinians are even more rough and Paraguayans/Peruvians are assassins.

Now people are watching south american football more because globalization so they think all of this is new but it's not. Chile has been playing football against us for 100 years, hell their first match against us ended with them crying about our black players saying that we had africans playing kek

>>76698181
Your point? Uruguay is great and have more history on football than Asspain will ever have.

>>76698181
>tf
>tp

lmao

>>76698646
How so? All Spain has to do is win another WC and they'll have more history since Euros are worth more

>>76698873
Exactly. It won't happen anytime soon.

>>76698646
>Your point?

que ganhar campeonatos do mundo quando os dinausauros ainda andavam e a bola era quadrada não conta.

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>>76698873
You should be the one worried about that, we have 4. You're the one that has 2 and only 14 copa americas.

Eterno hijo, 10 finales arriba

>>76698873
That's a pretty flaccid concept of history. Uruguay is been around since always, while Spain only appeared on the big guys table 10 years ago.

>>76699315
has been*

>>76697726
Why was that so funny

>>76699215
Sorry, Diego. It does count.

>>76699215
This is the stupidest """"argument"""" I always hear small teams say. Why DIDN'T you win them then? you've been playing football for more than 100 years.
>i-i-i-i-i-it doesn't count because we're shit and couldn't win it so only the ones that we've won count

Nobody's fault than your own. Are you going to take Italy's titles too? Germany's?

The way I see it you're shit because it took you 100 years to win a title we've long had.

>>76698487
No, our press doesn't want that, Colombia? Sure, but not Uruguay. For a very good reason. Chile and Colombia do have to fight for the same spot on the wc. People don't care about Uruguay for a very good reason: people believe Argentina will help them pass by giving them a tie or letting them win. That is the myth everyone believes here so Uruguay isn't clásico tier and will never be.

>>76699255
yeah, my dad was super cool and banged all the chicks so that must mean I'm super cool too, right guys? guys?

>>76699474
>That is the myth
>a myth

lmao thats the fucking true m8. everyone knows it. it's not a myth at all.

>>76699474
>No, our press doesn't want that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5s_5KXObxA

They also asked AUF's president about the upcoming clasico when Chile went to montevideo and lost 3-0

>>76699255
>we have 4
TOP KEK
sure thing buddy, believe what u want to believe, you know and everybody knows it isnt true, you deluded caveman lmao

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>>76699474

Of course it will never be, it would be way too one sided for a real derby

>>76699215
damn, that's pretty gud portuguese for a spaniard

are you tuga on holidays or something?

>>76697340
First post most salty post

>>76697317

They have nothing else to do

Uruguay is the Racing of national teams

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>>76700555
>that goal difference

Tá em crise? Chama o Chile!

>>76697317
Yes, I still don't know why they are so buttdevasted against us. They get mad everytime someone named chile

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>>76701306

>>76701199
no one outside river plate will understand that reference, cretinous

>>76701522
I only want Uruguayans to understand it

>>76697726
what game is that?

>>76698258
>La Sexta
sixth copalib?

Who buys Nandez?

>>76701570
PES 6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5xF1tFxcgU

Fuck Urugay

>>76701199
Is Racing like Botafogo or like Alt Mineiro?

>>76697317
Maybe 70 years ago

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>>76701746
Racing doesn't win a title in like forever. What argies don't realize is that THEY are the ones that haven't won a single title in 30 years, not us.

Racing also has the same colors as argentina

>>76701864
Salieron campeones en el 2014

>>76701746
They won the bulk of their titles 100 years ago

And then a few titles here and there

>>76701864
>hasn't won a title in like forever
>post picture of the team that won the title 3 years ago

>>76701919
Botafogo then.

>>76701864
How many years since Argies last title? Not counting u20, u23 etc ofc.

>>76702004
About as many as Germany when they 7-1'd you

>>76702026
lol I asked genuinely, douchebag. You don't need to be that insecure.

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>>76697726
YO TE VI CAMPEON

>>76702054
I replied sincerely too

>>76702070
So how much is about as many?

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>>76701430
Is there a version of this with Argentina instead?

nah we´re focusing on rugby nao

>>76702091
Los hermanos volvieron a su casa sin la taza por 26 años seguidos.

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>>76701600
>sixth copalib?
yes
>Who buys Nandez?
He has offers from Italy, Spain and Argentina. The ones I know from europe are Sampdoria and Valencia.

Rasin in Argentina wants him too, they offered 4.5 millions but Peñarol wants minimum 6.

>>76702164
1993+26 -> 2019

>>76702187
>monkeys
>math
they have never won a nobel prize

>>76702187
>>76702208
93 wanst the year that you lost to denmark?

>>76702183
I now read some more and there's also Lazio and Bologna.

>>76702208
>>76702187
Oh, you won a Meme America that year. I didn't remember that shit. Sorry, boys, 24 años sín titulo.

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>>76702208
>implying that a brazilian would talk spanish to another brazilian

>>76697317
Outside of the copa america in 2011, we've been nothing but trash.
>1989 was the last time an URU club won an international title.

>>76702252
>what is 2004 and 2008
I saw Ronaldinho crying when Riquelme buttraped him

>>76702273
See my question >>76702004

>>76697554
Too white

>>76702273
>2004
We beat you in CA final with our B team that year, remember?

>>76702336
He meant the u23 olympic games

>>76702343
>>76702336
But anyway that year was pure gold..

CAPRICHA ADRIANOOOO

....me quiero morir.... adriano.... me quiero morir.....

>>76702343
I know, I'm just reminding him about what also happened in that year

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what happened here?

>>76697554
we were never part of Argentina but of Brazil

>>76702379
rape

>>76699747
>Fox Sports Chile
That's isn't a channel that common people have access, you need satellite TV to watch that

>>76702379
Argentina being SUBCAMPÉON as always

>>76702379
wtf this argie team tho. Riquelme, Veron, Cambiasso, Messi, Zanetti, Tevez, Aimar, Lucho.. that's a very solid team. Perhaps the best in the last 10 years t.bh.

>>76702419
Back when Argies had a terrific midfield.

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VIVA CISPLATINA

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>>76702433
Back when argies were real men

>>76697317
they got most of their titles back when professional football wasnt even a thing, but even then thats impressive considering their small population

>>76697340
>>76697344
>>76697373
>>76697412
>>76697527
we made it reddit! gold star and upboads fro all.

>>76702505
>Newspaper of the year
I really fucking hate tabloids

>>76701864
reaching a WC final is as equal as winning a copa américa so.. you are still below us in every way

>>76702607
Who even buys tabloids anyways?

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> tfw the first world champions only got a medal and a new suit & pair of shoes
god bless them

>>76702652
>jose andrade

what a legend

>>76702617
>reaching a WC final is as equal as winning a copa américa

u wat

>>76702698
u just read it, reaching a WC final is harder in terms of difficultness

>>76702738
That's a completly retard comparision.

>>76697726
Lmao

>>76702631
Uneducated working class. Same people who watch reality TV, have 4 kids with 3 different mothers and get into drunken brawls in pubs and stadiums.

>>76702765
t. havent touched a football in my entire fatness life

>>76702800
i wanna beat the shit out of some urucuck faggot whre is the nearest urugay community? im gonna punch the fuck outta you

>>76702847
>not getting into drunken brawls in pubs and stadiums
are you 60

>>76702847
>not getting into drunken brawls in pubs and stadiums
so do you have a vagina?

>>76702880
didn't read lmao

>>76702889
>>76702899
I'm white and have A-Levels.

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>>76702675
Gano todo, menos la vida

>In 1956 German journalist, Fritz Hack, searched Montevideo for Andrade for six days, He found him living in terrible conditions in a basement of a flat. Andrade was too intoxicated to understand Hack's questions. Within a year, Andrade died, penniless and alcoholic, in an asylum in Montevideo at age 56

>>76702965
based

>>76702379
This is the worst defeat I have seen. We literally LITERALLY choked that shit. I mean look at that fucking team... riquelme veron messi zanetti cambiasso fucking hell

>>76703117
He also had a harem of french girls that he'd fuck during the olympics. Included these 2 superstars at the time

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colette
>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9phine_Baker
>Colette's report of the party in Le Matin said: "Uruguayans are a strange combination of civilisation and barbarism. Dancing 'le tango' they are wonderful, sublime, better than the best gigolo. But they also dance African cannibal dances that make you shiver."

Are we, dare I say it, elite in every field?

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>>76703158
>Porfirio Rubirosa Ariza
>the original playboy
>a Dominican diplomat, race car driver, soldier and polo player. He was an adherent of the dictator Rafael Trujillo, and was also rumored to be a political assassin under his regime.[1] Rubirosa made his mark as an international playboy for his jetsetting lifestyle and his legendary sexual prowess with women. Among his spouses were two of the richest women in the world.[2]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porfirio_Rubirosa

His cock was so large Parisian waiters to name gigantic pepper mills “Rubirosas” to this day

>>76702965

>José Ignacio Andrade, who is believed to have been his father, was listed on his birth certificate as a witness. The older Andrade, who was 98 years old at the time of José Leandro Andrade's birth, had been an expert in African magic and is believed to have been an African-born slave who had escaped from Brazil.

>After touring nine European countries with Andrade's Uruguayan club side Nacional, in 1925 attracted a total of over 800,000 spectators. Andrade played half of that tour when he was told by a doctor in Brussels that he had contracted syphilis he disappeared to Paris on hearing the news. Andrade did not return to Montevideo until two months later there a reporter said he had lost weight and seemed in a state of depression, he underwent a course of treatment. Andrade had lost some pace but none of his skill and went on to secure international titles for Uruguay. It was said he had gone blind in one eye after a semi-final against Italy, Andrade had run into a goalpost and it was speculated, the injury was so serious he was later blinded in one eye. Others said his blindness and deteriorated health was caused by syphilis.

what a life

>>76703271
Based

>>76703358
old days balotelli, except good.

>>76702954
>Autism levels

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Uruguay and Argentina are such morally deplorable countries on and off the pitch that I actually feel bad for Brazil having to be so close to them. Every time I'd see something obnoxious from Brazil I remember that they are probably doing it because they are surrounded by cesspool countries and there's some kind of cultural osmosis at work.

>>76703149
This team could easily win the WC if it wasn't for Maradona.

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Uruguay is a great soccer country. They aren't any good at Rugby with almost all full time Rugby nations in the Americas passing them, including US and Canada.

I don't know how significant a win in 1930 and 1950 are to modern times either. But they surely punch above their weight in soccer/football.

Overall Argentina is the strongest country across all sports in S. America. Great Soccer, top 10 international Rugby nation, a number of quality NBA players too.

>>76703762
Rugby is amateur here players work and study before/after practice and sometimes they don't even get to practice, not to mention they don't have proper facilities or the life of a player. Brazil is overall better at sports than everyone else, they have alot of olympic medals in pretty much everything

Also what the hell are you talking about USA almost always loses to Uruguay in Rugby

>>76702379
Fuck dammit Basile.

>>76702004
1993 Copa America so 24 years

>>76698181
that's what people will say in 50 years about spain having only 1 wc so dont try to be smart ass about history

>>76703271
>Porfirio Rubirosa Ariza
>a Dominican diplomat
Why do you link him with uruguayans? now i understand how argentinians feel regarding Gardel and the many uruguayans claiming him as one of them.

>>76702379
>Basile
Kek

>>76702266
1995 copa america

>>76702379
>what happened here?
Argentina BTFO as usual.

>vágner fucking love
>mineiro
>josué
lel

>>76697527
UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

Urugay is the best south American country.

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fuggen loved recoba such amazing talent. too bad he was lazy party man could have been de best.

>>76697317
>>3 million people
>>2 world cups

pls no. finland has 5 million people and never in a tournament. even iceland has only 300k population and even they owned at the euros.

>>76703427
lmfao

>>76698487
>implying uruguayans don't play the paragon of murderball