Would you rather have a gridiron football player's body

I'd rather keep mine, it grew on me these past decades.

>>76692352
What a cop out answer

>>76692337
>gridiron football player's body
what position?

Football, I prefer the lean look over roidbeast

i'd take the footy lad look

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>>76692337
football la

>>76692385
I kinda like the roid beast look. Reminds me of Gears of War if anyone remembers that game

Rugby player obviously
ideally back row

>>76692402
>unironically jean shorts
Insufferable

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>>76692428
look how low he can go
you jelly?

>>76692403
Cole pls, those are moving tree trunks
Definitely don't want the faggot look though >>76692402

>>76692337
chicks dig ottermode so football

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>>76692337
NBA pointguard is just about perfect desu

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oline man body

women feel safe by you, men fear and resoect you

easy choice

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I already have a football player body.

>>76692486
neither of those are true, they just vaguely dislike you for being a fat lard

I can build muscle everywhere except for my arms, biceps and triceps alike. It's fucking frustrating.

>>76692621
did you try synthol injections?

>>76692621
you gotta eat big senpai

>>76692337
Association football body, no question about it.

What if I choose gridiron and end up as one of those humongous negroes? I don't want to be a 250 pound black guy, I want to look natty and fit.

>>76692621
You are evolving into snek.

>>76692652
But if I do I'll just get fat. I have no problem building muscle everywhere else, chest, back, legs, shoulders. But my arms are fucking weak.

>>76692643
I'll give it a try, thanks Jean-onche.

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>>76692428
>There are Americans on this board RIGHT NOW wearing cargo/basketball/sweat shorts

>>76692683
please do it
http://www.20minutes.fr/societe/1044300-20121116-synthol-ciment-injections-font-bien

>>76692686
>le single out a 15 year old kid at a concert threaten to beat the shit out of him and get bodyguards to hold him up to chuck a water bottle at him man

>>76692403
>Reminds me of Gears of War if anyone remembers that game
kek

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I chose years ago..

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>>76692686
what's wrong with cargo pants?
it's pretty much the only kind of pants i wear aside from the occasional jeans

I already have the body of a linebacker

but I want the body of a central midfielder
;_;