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I hope you have already acknowledged that next season of football will be nothing but a massive dominance of Futebol Clube of Porto at all levels.
These four years of suffering without titles were a sacrifice made so we can fly to claim out place amongst the Gods. We have now a coach that understands our mystic, a coach that breathes FC Porto. He shall pass such mystic to the players, and conceive a team that could challenge even the Elements. We shall be Perfection itself. All teams that come future will be downed by the might of our Sacred Squad.
In our country, no one, from Moreira de Cónegos to Portimão, shall escape our wrath. Our first victims shall be the Saracen infidels. The Lion and the Eagle shall burn into ashes by the Holy Fires. Braga will be a memory and the Panther will be hunted down. The River Bird will be crimson blood and the sea will be forever Unnavigable. The Town of Vimara and the Mouth of Sado are now symbols of Defeat. The Birds will not fly and the Keys will be lost. The Beach will become one grain of sand, and no star will shine upon Bethlehem. The Furniture will be destroyed and Saint Mary will abandon the Fair. Not even the meme magic of Tondela will be able to stop us.
Cup & League Cup shall have the same fate of our League. And so will the League of Champions. No team in Europe is able to even think of matching our might, and whoever tries it has nothing but misery in their fate. Even united the two clubs of the city of Manchester cannot bother us. The Blue Lion ends as the Green, and the Mersey will be a pool of livers. The Bavarian Bear shall be tamed by the Heel again, and the Yellowblacks will return to Prussia in fear. The Monk will be a martyr and the City of Lights shut down. Too much pain will kill the Old Lady and a new Knight of the White Moon will destroy an old man’s Dream. Even the All-Mighty Galaxy itself will knee at our presence.
There is nothing you can do to avoid this tale. Just accept it or burn in flames.
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have to hand it to NOS
this has been a very effective viral marketing campaign
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>>76657113
didn't read lol
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>>76657113
Tl;dr
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>>76657113
Read the post and watched your league.
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>>76657113
ei mano love your work here
where can I get all your porto pepes? do you have a folder you can share?
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>>76657113
You dont actually believe that? Porto is the new Sporting, you are over. You have no money to improve your shitty squad, 3rd place is waiting for you.
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>>76657113
Didn't you sell Andre Silva though? Lmao
I was visiting Porto when you beat Nacional 7-0 though was a fun day out
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>>76657113
Look at this stupid ghetto trash writing a testament like someone is going to read all this shit.
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>>76657113
Sporting's bench is literally better than your starting XI.
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>>76657113
i will never watch your league
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>>76657410
>Fábio Conetrão
>Mathieu
>Better than annyone
Lel
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>>76657113
D E L U S I O N
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>>76657325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI-pp5x9y6c
Is this you?
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>>76657113
Reminder that no matter how many clever pastas and Portopepes you create, no matter how good Porto is dominating the Liga NOS or the Champions League, no matter how many world class player you have there
I will never, NEVER, ever watch your league
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>>76657113
portugal is such a pathethic country, they were fine before coming here, but all the childish complaining and watch-our-league posting made them look like cry babies attention seekers
didn't read btw lol
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>>76658998
>>76659100
Watch our league
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I won't watch Liga NOS but I'll watch NOS Alive.
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>>76658916
Christ no. Who the fuck films at a match? Middle class people ruin football
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>>76657113
>a new Knight of the White Moon will destroy an old man’s Dream
What did he mean by this?
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>>76659182
Good enough
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>>76659182
Come by the press zone and I'll slip you a free beer.
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>>76663323
>slip
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>>76657160
Thanks, Finnbro
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>>76657113
Next year is our year la
fite me
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>>76657113
Didn't read lol
Didn't watch league lol
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>>76666995
Does Ireland even have a league, you hypocrate
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I'll watch The portuguese league
but I'll root for benfica instead
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>>76657113
Thanks for reminding me to watch the Dutch league
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>>76666599
If you don't get relegated this season, it will be a tremendous victory for you
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portugese porto pepe poster is one of the best things to happen to /sp/ in 2017
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I am still not going to watch your league.
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>>76662638
>>76663323
>>76664740
wtf I love portugal now
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>>76674549
We love you too, son
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Is bandwagoning Benfica the safest choice? I like their kits and some of the players they've sold recently.
How about what is the hipster bandwagon club?
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>>76657113
i cannot wait to watch this league next season tbqh
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>>76677531
Benfica:
>Shit players
>Shit coach
>Shitty fans
>Silent stadium
>Win almost every match because they control the reffs
>Best players are: Eliseu, Mitroglou, Jonas
Sporting:
>Best players in the league by far.
>Reffballed every single game.
>Beautiful always full stadium with the best Ultras in Portugal
>Amazing football
>Best players: Bas Dost, Adrien Silva, William Carvalho, Gelson Martins, Doumbia, Coates, Rui Patricio, Coentrão, Podence etc...
Porto:
>Basically irrelevant in Portugal, gets litle cover by the media because they only have a few fans in the north of portugal
>Some good players and some shitty ones
>Boring attacking football
>Good stadium atmosphere but its almost always empty
>Best players: Brahimi, Soares, Danilo, Alex Telles
Your choice son
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>>76677729
Not a biased post, not in the slightest
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>>76677729
>Sporting:
>>Best players in the league by far.
kek
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>>76677765
Porto fan here, they do have the best players, but their coach is overrated shit
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>>76677765
But it's true, the last few years sporting has had a great team.
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>>76677729
10/10 absolutely troll
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>>76657113
Will Porto even buy players? Or will they just sell and blame the coach when things go south?
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>>76679415
They'll buy meme players to replace the meme players they'll kick out of the squad like marega, Depoitre etc...
I like Sergio conceição tho
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>>76677729
Damn, I'm OP, and even my post is closer from truth than yours!
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What do Sporting fans live for?
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Will Herrera get a statue when he lifts the CL?
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watch our league Also
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>>76684017
>Herrera
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>>76683601
games against Benfica, but they only win 25% of them historically, and even less in the last couple of years.
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>you now remember 2004
>you now remember Deco and Maniche
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I don't watch the league but I support its right to exist.
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hala porto!
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Honestly with WORLD CLASS players like Miguel Layun, Jesus Corona and Hector Herrera you could do it. But I think you guys need another mexican goat to win every single trophy. I'd recommend Marco Fabian >pic related getting all the good white woman
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>>76683601
not supporting corruption
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>>76691409
>WORLD CLASS players
>Miguel Layun, Jesus Corona and Hector Herrera
Lad, please!
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>>76691409
I'll have an Aquino, destroyer of poo ppeland
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>>76673465
yes
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>>76691116
>and even less in the last couple of years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CLdn9pIIY
You what?
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>>76692283
>there was only one game
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>>76691843
>Nazi Sporting
Makes sense
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>>76691129
Always
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>>76691843
Aquino is based
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>>76690910
Thanks my moorish cousin
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>>76701544
Hope you get genocided
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