Good morning /sp/, its time for breakfast! Whats the best breakfast

>>76654821
Joe Rogan cannot cook breakfast for shit. His eggs are like snot.

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joe rogan is a hack

Steroids and money

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>>76654821
>tfw ywn make joanna breakfast in bed

oats + banana + milk

>>76654821
Breakfast at 8, rolling guts at 8:40, hot asshole shit spraying at 9:00
Classic garlic and jalapeño combo. Like chocolate and peanut butter

Steak and eggs, obviously. GET THAT PROTEIN.

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>>76654961
way ahead of you bro

>>76654821

>Tea or coffee.
>2 poached eggs ( i do them in the microwave because its easier and faster)
>Oats with honey and blueberries
>glass of water

This is the elite breakfast. I havent made it in awhile because Ive been lazy and just eating special k red berry instead.

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>>76655008
>microwave

>>76655023

i usually microwave the oats too.

Way faster and easier to clean up.

>>76654821
>>76654984
Why cant this retard cook his eggs properly without burning them? Just cook them with low fat butter on medium heat in a skillet and covered for 3 minutes. It's really not that fucking hard to make your eggs look non-autistic.

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>>76655061
Hello Wildcats

>#healthyasfuck
everytime

>>76655096
he's a musclefat manlet no neck dumbass of course he can't do basic shit like cook

>>76654932
>eating in bed
Is there anything more disgusting than that?

>>76655096
>Covered
If you don't like the yolk just make a fucking omelet

>>76654821
im not an athlete.
im going to starbucks to get a shitty coffee and bagel

>literally swimming in fat
>thinking jalapenos are healthy bc they are green
>sliced garlic
>served with a side off dogfood
>healthy

Joe Rogan is an uneducated retard. Fighters don't need to eat insanely healthy. Consuming enough protein and stay at your desired caloric intake is all they need to do

>>76654870
Who is the one on the right, fugggg

>>76658470
Barron Trump

>>76657643
Joe roga is a gay retard