In 20 bings
>CL First qualifying round draw
Seeded
The New Saints (WAL)
Linfield (NIR)
Víkingur (FRO)
Hibernians (MLT)
FC Santa Coloma (AND)
Unseeded
Alashkert (ARM)
La Fiorita (SMR)
Europa (GIB)
FCI Tallinn (EST)
Trepça '89 (KOS)
>CL Second qualifying round
Group 1
Seeded
Salzburg (AUT)
Ludogorets Razgrad (BUL)
APOEL (CYP)
Qarabağ (AZE)
Partizan (SRB)
Unseeded
Žalgiris (LTU)
Winner of first qualifying round tie
Dudelange (LUX)
Budućnost Podgorica (MNE)
Samtredia (GEO)
Group 2
Seeded
Kobenhavn (DEN)
BATE Borisov (BLR)
Astana (KAZ)
Rijeka (CRO)
Sheriff (MDA)
Hapoel Beer-Sheva (ISR)
Unseeded
Žilina (SVK)
Kukës (ALB)
Winner of first qualifying round tie
Budapest Honvéd (HUN)
Winner of first qualifying round tie
Spartaks Jūrmala (LVA)
Group 3
Seeded
Celtic (SCO)
Legia Warszawa (POL)
Maribor (SVN)
Malmö (SWE)
Rosenborg (NOR)
FH Hafnarfjördur (ISL)
Unseeded
Dundalk (IRL)
Vardar (MKD)
Zrinjski (BIH)
Winner of first qualifying round tie
Winner of first qualifying round tie
IFK Mariehamn (FIN)
Stream would be on uefa.com btw
Those are actually pretty fun
EL 2nd qual round is being drawn too right?
and EL draw would be in a bong
Group 1
Seeded
Trenčín (SVK) 6.850
Maccabi Tel-Aviv (ISR) 23.375
İnter Bakı (AZE) 6.050
Dacia Chisinau (MDA) 3.650
Shirak (ARM) 3.775
Unseeded
Shkëndija (MKD) 3.375
Gorica (SVN) 3.375
Mladost Lučani (SRB) 3.075
Tirana (ALB) 1.825
Torpedo Kutaisi (GEO) 1.775
Group 2
Seeded
Lech Poznań (POL) 10.950
Kairat Almaty (KAZ) 5.550
Altach (AUT) 6.570
Levski Sofia (BUL) 4.425
Zirä (AZE) 3.550
Unseeded
Sutjeska (MNE) 3.300
Differdange (LUX) 3.475
Chikhura Sachkhere (GEO) 3.025
Atlantas (LTU) 1.825
Pelister (MKD) 1.125
Group 3
Seeded
Mladost Podgorica (MNE) 3.550
Beitar Jerusalem (ISR) 5.875
Milsami Orhei (MDA) 4.900
CSKA Sofia (BUL) 4.175*
Vojvodina (SRB) 9.075
Unseeded
Irtysh Pavlodar (KAZ) 3.550
Ružomberok (SVK) 2.350
Fola Esch (LUX) 3.475
Vasas (HUN) 1.900
Gandzasar-Kapan (ARM) 1.775
Group 4
Seeded
Videoton (HUN) 8.650
Ordabasy (KAZ) 4.050
Botev Plovdiv (BUL) 4.675
Jagiellonia Białystok (POL) 4.450
Slovan Bratislava (SVK) 7.350
Unseeded
Dinamo Batumi (GEO) 1.525
Pyunik (ARM) 3.275
Partizani (ALB).075
Široki Brijeg (BIH) 3.550
Balzan (MLT) 1.300
Group 5
Seeded
AEL Limassol (CYP) 8.210
Crvena zvezda (SRB) 7.325
Osijek (CRO) 5.550
Željezničar (BIH) 4.800
Rabotnicki (MKD) 3.875
Unseeded
Zeta (MNE) 2.550
Tre Penne (SMR) 1.566
UE Santa Coloma (AND) 1.233
Floriana (MLT) 1.050
St Joseph's (GIB) 0.500
cont.
>>76642131
Group 6
Seeded
Skënderbeu (ALB) 6.825
Valletta (MLT) 4.550
FK Sarajevo (BIH) 5.300
AEK Larnaca (CYP) 6.210
Rangers (SCO) 3.785
Unseeded
Lincoln (GIB) 3.000
Progrès Niederkorn (LUX) 1.225
Zaria Balti (MDA) 2.150
Folgore (SMR) 1.066
Sant Julià (AND) 0.733
Group 7
Seeded
Haugesund (NOR) 4.165
Ventspils (LVA) 5.725
Vaduz (LIE) 4.450
Midtjylland (DEN) 16.300
Domžale (SVN) 4.125
Unseeded
Derry City (IRL) 2.315
Flora Tallinn (EST) 3.050
Bala Town (WAL) 1.525
Valur Reykjavík (ISL) 1.925
Coleraine (NIR) 0.900
Group 8
Seeded
Stjarnan (ISL) 4.175
St Johnstone (SCO) 6.535
Olimpija Ljubljana (SVN) 4.625
Dinamo Minsk (BLR) 10.975
Crusaders (NIR) 3.900
Unseeded
NSÍ Runavík (FRO) 1.450
Liepāja (LVA) 2.225
VPS Vaasa (FIN) 2.030
Trakai (LTU) 1.575
Shamrock Rovers (IRL) 3.065
Group 9
Seeded
IFK Norrköping (SWE) 4.945
Odd (NOR) 5.665
HJK Helsinki (FIN) 10.530
Ferencváros (HUN) 3.900
Nõmme Kalju (EST) 4.800
Unseeded
Jelgava (LVA) 2.975
B36 Tórshavn (FRO) 2.450
Connah's Quay Nomads (WAL) 1.275
Ballymena United (NIR) 0.900
Prishtina (KOS) 0.000
Group 10
Seeded
AIK (SWE) 9.945
Shakhtyor Soligorsk (BLR) 7.475
KR Reykjavík (ISL) 5.175
Lyngby (DEN) 4.800
Levadia Tallinn (EST) 4.050
Unseeded
Bangor City (WAL) 1.275
Cork City (IRL) 2.565
SJK Seinäjoki (FIN) 2.780
Sūduva (LTU) 1.825
KÍ Klaksvík (FRO) 0.700
>2nd quali round teams (seeding tbd):
Galatasaray (TUR) 58.840
Astra Giurgiu (ROU) 17.870
Hajduk Split (CRO) 11.550
Apollon Limassol (CYP) 10.710
Mladá Boleslav (CZE) 10.135
Luzern (SUI) 9.415
Brondby (DEN) 8.800
Gabala (AZE) 7.800
Aberdeen (SCO) 6.785
Utrecht (NED) 6.712
Sturm Graz (AUT) 6.570
Panionios (GRE) 5.580
Bnei Yehuda Tel-Aviv (ISR) 4.875
Dinamo Brest (BLR) 3.975
Östersund (SWE) 3.945
Brann (NOR) 3.665
>>76642127
Yes
>>76642140
Actually the seeding is known, just not the groups
Bnei Yehuda and everything lower is unseeded
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000877/index.html
The stream
Expectations
>Alashkert
Northern Irish or Welsh team in the first round because meme country games would be skippable (and embarassing to watch if we lose)
Hapoel in the second round because MUH JOOS
>Pyunik
Jewish, Turkish, Georgian, Albanian or "Kosovar" teams in the second round for meme value
>Shirak, Gandzasar
Cuck teams filled with negroes, who cares
Who /lifelong/ here
>Unseeded
>Žalgiris (LTU)
Fuck UEFA we should have finally been seeded this year, but some meme team won somewhere and were not. AGAIN.
>>76642249
for me, it's /sp/ la fiorita
>>76642275
blame Sherrif Tiraspol, last 2 years they came 2nd to goal difference but convinced their FA to play a game between 1st and 2nd to determine the champion
they won in both instances
>it takes them 5 whole fucking minutes to rig the draw
uhh, I mean separate Arm/Aze teams and Srb/Kos teams! Yeah, that's what takes 5 minutes!
>>76642275
And you're in the group of death too, gl playing group stage level teams
>>76642115
What's the point of having games for these loser teams, when their chances of winning the championship is zero?
Rangers v Red Imps please. £114 return to Faro from Glasgow. I'm like a kid at Christmas.
>>76642282
>>76642249
Gl playing (((Linfield)))
>>76642306
Because progressing to the group stage is a victory for them already
Don't forget that there's like 10 teams total that have a chance to win the championship, and even that is a stretch, we all know that it's Halal, Messhit or Buyern
>>76642306
what's the point of having non european or south american teams in the World Cup since they are the only ones that have a chance to win it?
>>76642309
What a fucking loser lol
I don't even go to the stadium which is a 10 minutes walk from here, I think the games are fucking free to watch too, at least that's the way it was when I was a kid
rip zalgiris
>>76642275
>Ludogorets
Haha, enjoy having even a lower ranking
>Serbia vs. Montenegro
>Georgia vs. Azerbaijan
Yeah, not rigged guys
>>76642306
Our goal is to advance to 3rd round so we could then go to late EL qualification stages. But this year we have no chance of even doing that.
>>76642301
Yeah, but we get them all the time by being unseeded. Last year was pretty close and we would have advanced if Astana didnt score in the last seconds of the 2nd match.
Also, pls no Salzburg.
hope sherrif tiraspol get based honved and get knocked out
fuck trasnistrian commies
>zhey will play against zhe winnar of zhe first match of zhe first qualifying round
dundalk will knock out FH yet again
screencap this
>>76642285
Aren't Sheriff owned by the Moldovan mafia or something?
Ok, Pyunik is the only hope now
>>76642357
Starting from next year you'll have all the losers from early rounds go to the EL qualifying.
In fact there would be a champions route for the EL qualis, this not only gives a good second chance for shit countries but also will improve the team quality at EL
>>76642393
what? Alashkert has a decent chance
>>76642395
Bate is a fucking CL group stage regular
>celitc- linfield
Where were you when "the troubles" started again?
Linfield vs Celtic
>>76642357
>>76642340
Yeah 2nd worst team we could have got. Also, another team we will face with 40 million player worth.
>>76642393
Then next year is our year la
>>76642407
they got beaten by astana and dundalk last year kek
>>76642328
>only ones that have a chance to win it?
USA winning a World Cup will be inevitable. Just a matter of time.
>>76642419
>>76642418
>yfw Linfield bring on a flute band at half time
when is the EL draw
>>76642439
15 bings
>>76642439
13:00 CET
>>76642432
Yeah, when the (((master plan))) is complete US youth would be all hispanic and black, then US might have a good side
>>76642421
>40 million player worth
where do you check it
Kek
salzburg posted links to scottisch hibs and flora tallinn on their facebook page. Their page seems to be "professionally" run.
>>76642458
You can check it on transfermarkt.de m8
can't wait for albanians to storm Vikingur's facebook page
"SHQIPTAR <3"
"MUSLEM <3"
"ALLAH <3"
>>76642486
why is it always muslims who do this? look at the fb comment section of any big european club and it's 90% arabic.
Is there a liveblog anywhere? I'm not at home right now.
>>76642503
they're mentally underdeveloped
>>76642511
this thread desu
>>76642439
3 minutes
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
Is Vardar Skopje any good?
>>76642547
It's THERE YEA LA
STARTING NOW
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/season=2018/draws/round=2000886/index.html
>>76642531
/botev/ here btw
It takes much time and I dont know most of the teams, but gonna watch.. got nothing better to do
Panionios better get a good draw, they're a good team
>>76642470
Thanks
I had no idea our teams are worth something
>Jews v Hungarians
wtf is this shit? Where is Real Madrid and the other teams?
Anyone knows anything about partizani albania?
>>76642611
they didn't pay their taxes and have been demoted to the mexican league
>New Saints from Wales or Europa from Gibraltar
this sounds easy for Croatian champion, or am I wrong?
Gonna need a quick rundown on Progrès Niederkorn. Glad we avoided the Moldovan team desu
>>76642547
I'm half Macedonian so I know them a bit. Vardar are very dominant in the Macedonian league, which is improving a lot. There's a rivalry with Shkendija, who are backed by some shady Dubai company and are effectively an Albanian team. Due to this rivalry Vardar has gotten a lot better and they're developing nice young players as well, as evidenced by the fact that a lot of Vardar players are in the Macedonia U21 team currently playing at the Euros. Vardar are backed by a rich Russian, and he has built a completely new world-class training facility. The Vardar men's handball team just won the Champions League (beating Barcelona in the semi-final and PSG in the final). I would rate the following players as the most important players: Igor Aleksovski, Boban Grncharov, Darko Velkovski, Hovhannes Hambardzumyan, Stefan Spirovski, Nikola Gligorov, Juan Felipe, Dejan Blazhevski and Jonathan Balotelli (kek).
Aside from this, Malmö are still heavy favourites in my eyes. They have a better squad and also the advantage of being match-fit as the Allsvenskan is already underway.
>>76642611
This is only the qualification-round draw.
>Cyprus vs Gibraltar
>>76642642
Boban Grncharov is a stable defender, used to play for >us 4or 5 years ago.
>>76642639
>Finished 4th in their league
>Average attendance of 710
>Their guy Remi Laurent 2nd league goalscorer
Not much more to say than it should be an easy game.
http://uk.soccerway.com/teams/luxembourg/fc-progres-niedercorn/6943/
>>76642547
I know that their key player (or at least key forward) is Tigran Barseghyan from the Armenian NT
And that guy is fucking bullshit, I don't even know why he's invited on the team, he fails everything he can fail. I can easily conclude that Macedonian teams are shit tier
>faroe isles
for fuck's sake, me and my dad were thinking of travelling to the away game
>>76642642
Thx for the info, yeah they are good in handball saw the match against Kristianstad. I think home is no problem but the away game will be really difficult..
>>76642665
That Algerian centre half played with Hearts if it's the same guy i'm thinking about.
>Bosnia
>Funland
>Esti
>Armenia
EASY
A
S
Y
>>76642669
isn't it literally a boat's trip away though
>>76642639
>>76642665
>teams finishing 4th in fucking luxembourg enter european competition at the same stage as
>us
hmm
>>76642671
Yes, he played briefly with Kilmarnock as well
kek the finish team literally has two Jamaicans in it. haha
>>76642684
if non celtic teams would get past maltese and faroese clubs things would be easier
>>76642674
>Eesti
>Armenia
>Suomi
>Yemen
Next draw in one bong?
>>76642675
I'd go there but my dad only wants to travel to places with sun.
>>76642701
yes
>>76642701
You might have more luck in the nezt round.
>>76642684
Banter years keep on rolling
>>76642688
A /lifelong/ VPS supporter here. Andre Clennon is a pacebabby as can be expected of a Jamaican winger. Mostly sits on the bench tho. Steven Morrissey was godly (and a pacebabby) when he first came in around 2014 or so, but injuries took a toll on his speed. He's still a good striker for this level.
>>76642701
You know about the regional groupings, right?
Didn't you find it strange that northern teams always get northern teams as opposition?
>>76642684
Because you're shit
St. Johnstone can't even win against shit tier Armenian clubs
Just deal with it, all non-EPL clubs from British Isles except Celtic are Luxembourg tier.
>Norrköping got Kosovo
lel, we might see some goalscoring record.
>>76642720
You play Olimpija. They are shit now. Mandarić (former Portsmouth and Lester City owner) bought like 20 players in the winter and they only won like 5 games out of 20 in the spring. He also changed 3 coaches in the spring. They have lots of youth internationals for Slovenia, Macedonia. Dunno what to expect.
literally our year la
>>76642728
Rangers, remember it
>>76642728
Armenia has a chip on his shoulder for some reason.
>>76642140
>FRO
what?
>>76642789
>Literally worse than Aberdeen
????
>>76642802
Faroe Islands, a danish colony in the north sea.
>>76642789
Wake up grandpa, 2008 was 27 years ago, Rangers today is a meme, it would be the same as me remembering Ararat with Eduard Margaryan as the 1975 CL top goalscorer
>>76642794
What?
>tfw Henrik Larsson is the all time UEFA cup/Europa League goalscorer
>>76642818
2008 has literally nothing to do with the current Rangers who are a 5 year old club
>>76642818
Beware of what you say, this lad will make Rangers great again and he's available for Yurop.
>>76642837
literally who
>>76642831
RANJURS DIED
>>76642837
Just googled him, he's going to be a bust. Latin Americans NEVER do well in the SPFL
>>76642831
But that's exactly what I meant. 2008 was the last year Rangers were relevant, I even compared it with 1975 Ararat you bong
>>76642837
>he likes to watch Ongabongas from South Zanzibar and Shitpostinhos from the Amazon jungle to carry his team
Top cuck, at least I have the decency to not follow Shirak and Gandzasar because they are blacked.
>all this salt from european minnows who are just as ass-blasted as septic fans
>>76642837
Finlandbro knows whats up. I can't wait to see him play.
*plays for Real Madrid under Zidane*
>>76642866
>starts in the same qualifying round as the teams from San Marino
>sometimes can't even progress from that qualifying round
Yeah, you're totally "relevant", absolutely different from all the other minnows!
>lucked out with the easy draw
noice
>FC Flora vs RB Salzburg if we beat some literally who
Time to exterminate the plastic club
>>76642419
>Linfield vs Celtic
Look at the fucking date too
Marching day!
>>76642851
He's already been perfectly conditioned to the Scottish environment though. A bit chubby guy who knows everything about wrestling against brutish centre-backs on snowy and muddy pitches.
>>76642866
>South Americans in Scotland
>Ever good
This is going to be Le Guen levels of embarrassing
>>76642880
We can only play what is put in front of us. You should count yourself lucky that one of your backwater teams might have a chance of playing the famous Glasgow Rangers. The worlds most successful football club.
>>76642929
>0 league titles
>0 National cups
>Still to play their first game in Europe
>Never finished higher than 3rd in their league
wat
>>76642944
You're fairly inexperienced in the whole "sevco" thing aren't you?
>>76642929
Does that most successful club thing include all the titles with an asterisk?
>>76642964
Even the most hunch-backed, puddle drinking, knuckle dragging septic fans have evolved past this. Where have you been the past 5 years?
>>76642978
Do you not understand the implications of the EBT decisions on those titles?
>>76643008
What exactly were we found guilty of? Answers on a postcard.
10 BINGS LEFT
>>76643027
To make it a bit simpler for your skag addled mind: The only reason Rangers could get those big players was through the use of dodgy EBTs. The titles are tainted.
>Lord Drummond Young, one of the three judges who heard that appeal, said that if EBTs had not been in operation at Rangers, certain players ‘might well have taken their services elsewhere’ and said that it was ‘common sense’ and ‘self evident’ that the payments were related to work.
IT BEGINS
>>76643054
Are you genuinely trying to tell me that because we paid out players more, those years we dominated Scottish football don't count? Are you fucking insane? Am I being baited?
>Zhahtyor
>Kurvena Zvezda
>>76642916
>fc flora
just no
rip botev plodviv
not even the uefa guy has heard of some teams before, judging by how he is stuttering their names.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Bosnia or Montenegro
At least we'll win...
>>76643120
Nobody has ever joined Rangers for anything but money
nice draw for panionios
>two (2) chances to get drawn against some shit tier scottish pub team
>get slovenia and denmark
ree
lel Östersund gonna get BTFO
>>76643197
Be careful, you might trigger the Rangers supremacist
>>76643270
Well it was St. Johnstone both times.
>>76643270
The rest of Scotland is Armenia tier. I have no problem admitting this. I hope the get beat 3-0 home and away. In other news, Luxembourg followed Cyprus sounds great for my summer holidays.
>>76643120
There's an asterisk since its likely you would have never have signed a lot of those players. Don't be a retard.
Great draw for Cork. Should cruise into the final qualifying round. Hon the lads.
>>76643314
>The rest of Scotland
Including Rangers right?
>>76643361
Who put those asterisks there, you?
>>76643369
Just you wait and see
>5000 polish nazi hooligans coming to a small island into a field where they can literally walk in through the bushes
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>76643415
VIF
>>76643314
Then how can you be good if you're doing nothing but playing these crappy teams all year long?
>these absolute non-countries slagging scottish football
Top kek.
Aberdeen and st johnstone are both bigger than every Finnish and Armenian teams combined.
They tend to do well enough against the good teams like Gronigen, Rosenborg, Luzern and Rijeka then choke against the non-entity pub teams.
>>76643648
lmao st. johnstone has never been in the group stage and aberdeen was there once ten years ago
>>76643648
>brag about wins against european powerhouses like Gronigen and Rijeka
Says enough
>>76643700
And? St Johnstone have only had about 5 attempts
Hjk helsinki have qualified for Europe every season this milenium, going through the champions route most times, and have made the group stages once. And thats the biggest club on your country by a mile. Fucking embarrassing
>>76643648
>Good teams
>Like Gronigen
Such a good team that you didnt even get the name Groningen right lmao
>>76643780
wow almost like there's a shitload more money in scottish football and aside from celtic you still manage to be shittier than us
>>76643816
Hey hesahinuri, stop making an ass out of yourself. SFPL is solid Allsvenskan tier.
>>76643843
that's not a praise (and it's not even close)
The Rangers fans in this thread know they are managed by one of the worst portuguese coaches of all time, right? You'll be lucky if you go through the 1st QR
>>76643816
European win% for Scottish clubs who have played over 30 games:
Aberdeen 41%
Hearts 38%
Dunfermline 50%
Dundee Utd 42%
Hibs 41%
Dundee 47%
Rangers 41%
HJK Helsinki - 37%
Just STFU retard, HJK are a Motherwell tier club
>>76643941
>muh 80s
lol
>>76643987
>gets BTFO
>i-i-it doesn't count
lol.
Go back to your igloo, idiot
>>76644038
being good in the 80s doesn't mean that you're good now you inbred retard
>Östersund vs Galatasaray
What did UEFA mean with this?
>>76644070
>tfw Östersund
Am I going to get knifed by roaches, bros?
>>76644098
How is Bachirou these days? Used to play for my team Morton, was a good player and good guy.
>>76644160
Incredibly important for the team, the workrate and the amount of times he wins the ball back are unreal. Kanté Jr. Definitely a big reason why we're here in the first place.
5 years ago we were in div 2(4th tier), now currently third in top flight and Cup winners.
>>76644194
Yeah kek that sounds like him. I think you also signed Brian Wake when you were in the lower divisions, he's another Morton cult hero. As did ex-Mortpn player Jason Walker. And Micheal Tidser who plays for us had a short spell with Ostersunds too, quite a few connections betwern our clubs
Will >we make it lads?
>>76644271
Brann got new crest?
>>76644292
Nah I just found this on google and thought it looked cool. Wouldn't mind if they rather went with this one though, the one >we have now is fucking bland as shit. Doesn't represent anything about the city, people or culture. Just a fucking name in an oval
>>76642917
They will swap dates surely. Fucking Linfield savages can't be trusted at the best of times.
>>76643133
>Kurvena Zvezda
Not nice armenia >:(
>>76644539
It's not me
It's the way the announcer pronounced it
>>76642642
> Macedonian
You mean FYROMian.
All these linfield bandwagonners, we will destroy you
We have the power of the Pope with us
>>76642789
Didn't they get liquidated and something ungodly crawled out it's grave, masquerading as a credible club?
>>76644418
Let it go ahead. Allow the world to see what they are really like.
Weak ugly catholics are going to get smashed about in Belfast like the old days