/mlb/: YOU CAN'T UNSEE IT edition

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Royals

1st for mexican beisbol

So I was thinking. All those young guys coming up in the minors and drafted..... There has to be at least one player that comes here/is aware of this place. There is no way that all of those dudes 20-25 are oblivious to the existence of this place.

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Let's try this again: Who are the top 10 starting pitchers in the National League?

>>76638990
Trevor Bauer posts here

>>76638990
me. I'm Mike Trout

>>76638990
Hey it's me, Josh

>>76638995
no

>>76638999
Oh and Tyler Saladino

>>76638995
Doug Drabek
Ramon Martinez
Frank Viola
Dwight Gooden
Randy Myers.

6-10 literally don't matter

>>76638990
theres been draftees here since 2009

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>>76639000
>MVP Winner
>Gets Trips

Checks out.

>>76638995
Cole Hamels
Roy Oswalt
David Price
Rick Porcello
Roy Halladay
Joe Kelly
Joe Blanton
Drew Pomeranz
Eduardo Rodriguez

>>76638999
>>76639000
>>76639007
>>76639023
How has one of them never just dropped in thread and showed pictures from like the clubhouse or something?

>>76638990
they all go to reddit

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No bullying.

>>76639042
Tyler Saladino posted here the minute he got drafted. No one believed him.

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>>76639005
>the city of Denver turning sac flies into cycles

>>76639045
Ewww

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MARINERS!

>>76639058
sac flys are gonna win him MVP
deal with it

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>Aroldis Chapman goes 7 years throwing 103 without injury
>signs record contract for reliever
>20 innings into his contract injured

>Zach Britton has breakout historical season for a reliever
>doesn't get into an elimination playoff game at the highest point of leverage
>near TJS - out for 6 months

>Marc Meloncone sub 2.00 for 3+ seasons
>signs record contract for a reliever
>blows first save opp of the season, turns into fucking trash

>Andrew Miller
>gets taken deep by 21 year old and a utility spic named Kiké within 15 hours

>Craig Kimbrel
>best reliever in baseball forever except for 2016
>constantly meme'd on by memers
>back to fucking everyone in 2017
>*silence*
>(active hall of famer)

>Kenley Jansen
>turns down 10+ MILLION to stay with /los-ángeles/
>0.94 ERA - 0.35 FIP - 15.9 K/9 - immaculate in save oportúnidadés - has yet to allow a BB this season setting a new record for K's without a BB to start a campaign
>*silence*
>(soon to be active hall of famer)

Really makes me think.

>>76639055
This, someone get the post.

>>76639058

t. Doyers fan

>>76639102
Chapman and Jansen are the only two there that are mechanically safe

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¿Quién /los-ángeles/ aquí?

My own choice is the Cleveland Encarnacións.

>mfw op copypasting mlb.com headlines

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royos

>>76639114
For some reason, I read that as
>someone get the roast

I've been here too long.

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>>76639102
Kimbrel didn't go into an elimination game in a higher point of leverage than Britton, so not sure what your point is there

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>>76639144
>so shocked I forget my face

>THE CITY OF JOHN FARRELL

Dbacks comeback win

>>76639149
*did. Little drunk

>>76639149
I think the point was to realize that 1 (one) good season as the #1 guy doesn't make you the #1 guy. Even if the season as historical Kimbrel was always better than everyone. Jansen is the only one who can match him. The WC was just a bit of a meme. Britton is nobody unless he can do it again, at a greater volume than Jansen and Kimbrel.

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>>76639114

>>76639185
Not as cool as the rockies win desu

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>>76639205
This.

I almost feel sorry for the Jints though. Twice in this series they came back in the 9th inning to tie or take the lead against the Rockies, only to immediately give it back up and lose on a walk off.

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Hey, the Mets won against the nats

>>76639236
How much are the Bawwston Red Cux paying this professional choker again?

>>76639233
fuck the jints

>>76639236
a pitcher knowing its gone the nanosecond it's hit is one of my favorite things to watch in baseball

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>>76639204
Proves nothing

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Imagine spending 120,932,376,990,012.56 US American Dollars every year and watching the Giants win 3 championships in a decade, the Mets and Rockies go to a World Series, the Diamondbacks and Phillies win the World Series, while you go pennant-less for over 84 years.

>over 120 years without a championship

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>>76639281
>Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEi7CsB7j3g

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>Leaveland still THIS assblasted
it was just a couple of homers lmao it'll be okay.

>>76639275
Underage detected

MOOKIE DED

MOOKIE DED

>>76639281
You forgot
>A team that's in the same city won a world series

>>76639302
good, fuck that nigger

>>76639281
>>76639306
full kek

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>>76639281
Mets and Rockies will meet up in the NLCS this year


Cap this

>>76639331
On they're going to buy tickets to the Nationals Diamondbacks series?

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>Mest fans crawling out of the woodwork after they win a game

Disgusting. I've seen 1 (one) Mest fan regularly in this general since y'all started sucking, and that's the weeaboo tripfag. How can one fanbase be this fairweather?

What a minute...
>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
>The Angels Angels of Ana's House

What the fuck does this mean?

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One day we'll be winners again, one day.

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>>76639353
I've been here often, but I'm usually in /hoc/. We aren't fair weather, and we know the typical shit that'll get said on our team

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>>76639373
Now without the splash screen

>>76639384
>I've been here often
>usually in another general

>We aren't fair weather

Nigga quit while you're only a little behind. Fucking embarrassing.

mookie busts just died

MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED MOOKIE DED

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>spending 456,812,891,247,832,784,523,781,894,512,389,401.12 Imperial Credits right now just to not even get to game seven of a league championship series
>the Reds, Braves, Marlins, Diamondbacks, Cardinals, Phillies, Giants, and the Ottoman Empire have all been to World Series and won since the Berlin Wall fell
>unironically not winning a pennant in over 150 years

It's been over 176 years! Holy shit!

211 years without a pennant! LMFAO

>>76639401
This entire season has been an embarrassment for the Mets. We've blown all our pitchers elbows and have montero and smoker still in the teams grasp

did mookie died?

Is this the Dodger general, I don't get it.

/mlb/ is usually it's loudest on the days Kershaw starts, but that's tomorrow, have dodgwr generals expanded to 24/7?

>>76639414
You're not going to kill it with ironic shitposting

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>>76639416
Yeah, we know. None of you faggots have had the guts to post here after your meme team got exposed, aside from that autistic Japanese trip. I'm just wondering why Mest fags are so goddamn fairweather.

>>76639431
its the mlb general
its only natural that discussion would revolve around the most relevant, iconic team in baseball

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>>76639431
It's a triggered Leaveland virgin. The Cleveland Indians haven't won a championship in what this legitamently 87 fucking years and they got meme'd on bad by the Dodgers last week. They couldn't handle the banter and apparent, still can't, one week later.

Did you do anything baseball related for your daddy today?

>>76639447
mets fans didn't leave their postseason games early

>>76639447
It's from the sadness faced with all the Shit we've endured or how the thread will poke fun of us constantly with the deal pitcher meme

>>76639498
Team was away, so we watched the game on TV together. Otherwise we always go to a game on Father's Day

>>76639501
Only because the Yankees weren't good that year. Guarantee you that over half of the lifelong Yankees fans posting here in 2017 were lifelong Mets fans in 2015
>>76639502
God suck it up you fucking pussy. You really think the Mest are the worst team here? Plenty of fanbases with worse lots than you fags post here often.

>>76639498
Went to the Rockies game
>now I went to the best game MLB will see this season

>>76639498
Mexican league allstar game bottom of the 6th right now. Ron Roeneke's nephew pitching at this moment. Waiting for the quail to leave the oven

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Guys I'm looking for Kershaw's world series stats, why can't I find them?

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>>76638990
>the youngest draftee this year was december 1999

literal millenials will be in the majors next season (albeit AA baseball and such)

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>ninny league bantering
>it's just pissboi and mest fans crying at themselves

yawn just fuck already

>>76639525
This is sad.

>>76639545
How's that?

>>76639542
>angry Jasy fan desperately tries to be relevant
This isn't 2015, sweetie.

Does the ball not lie?

>>76639525
I'm jelly. That game was epic. I was in attendance yesterday for the 5-1 win.

>>76639498
Watched Nolan's cycle clinching walkoff with the old man today. Was a good time.

>>76639541
people who cry about generations are worse than the people they cry about

>>76639560
Not even close to being the best game of 2017. Not even a little. Good game but no, please watch more baseball.

>>76639545
>he's a literal bastard
SAD!

>>76639613
>implying the >rags comeback from 0-2 over the assletics is a better game

>>76639613
Jints/Doyers/Sneks fan detected

tigers lost 9-1 to the rays today

>>76639670
It's a >rags fan, lel

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>>76639685

>>76639706
hope the royals win the al central this year after all that talk of them blowing it up

>*hears something I don't like*
>*let me SHOUT "DG" and ">RAGS"
Everytime

>>76639685
>giving up 9 runs against the most vibrant and explosive offense in the league
how is that bad?

>>76639733
Who are you quoting?

>>76639737
One of his many split personalities

>>76639733
>rags

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>>76639728
thank, I hope we'll keep our offensive alive and not go completely cold after the break and make it to at least the wildcard

>>76639735
hey we're one of the most vibrant and explosive offenses in the league© too!

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1stros

>>76639236
reminder that marisnick was pinch-hit for in this very game with runners on in favor of Nori "Kaz Matsui" Aoki, who failed in pretty much the exact same situation Friday night and ended up striking out on a pitch near his eyes today

>>76639946
Shut the fuck up lol

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Kot Trofey

>>76639946
How is Nori doing overall

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Find a worse active manager

>>76639985
Started out pretty good, but has failed in the clutch constantly. My gut feeling before the season started was 100% correct. Worst offensive player on the team.

>>76639985
Slap hitter with questionable defense, same as he's always been

>>76640028
He's consistently a ~.280 hitter and seems to be hitting well right now on a stacked offense overall. Play him a little more and you should get 2+ hit games every time. He's known for being a clutch 2nd half player.

greg gibson, the home plate umpire!

>>76640032
Still having defensive trouble like last year?

>>76640038
But dude

Dingers

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>>76640050
Can't say, I watched him during his year with the Royals where he would take silly routes to the ball sometimes but partially made up for it by having surprising arm strength. Always hustles and hits for average
He's pretty good but he's not going to grab any spotlights

Don't know what this tripfag's spewing this dumb shit about

>>76640126
"spaceman" has only been watching baseball since 2017. Be nice.

>>76640126
Yeah he was the same in Seattle. He was one of our better hitters last 2nd half. Not a big time player but reliable. Made up for a very sluggish beginning.

Asstros gon loose

>>76640126
>>76640160
So he's like, league average

>>76640222
Thanks for joining the conversation today Skip

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What do you guys think about the Colorado Rockies?

>>76640236
Don't get sassy with me. I'll bench Altuve

>>76640238
They're legit. No doubt about it at this point.

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>>76639082
MARINYAS!

>>76640238
I remember Tom Helton

>>76640236
SKEEEEEEUPPPPP

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Derek Fisher
Kyle Tucker

>stealing with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th

>on a guy with like a 95% throw out rate

get gunned

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>>76640259
>That feel

>>76640275
>Wanting Derek "The Human Strikeout" Fisher
okay you can have him

>>76639058
Not any worse than new yankee stadium turning check swings into dingers

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>>76640287
What about Larry Walton?

angry

>>76638965
Umpires beat Astros 6 - 5

>>76640282
>get gunned
>>>/r/eddit

Hey guys! Lifelong Rockies fan here. Todd Helton!

haha fuck you asstros

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>>76640302
>walton

lmao

>>76640315
Todd Helton! Is that the best player in Rockies history! WOW TIL!

Someone should Webm that Yuli Gurriel "strike" that Ump called.

Haven't seen such a shitty call all season

>>76640324
Umm, Danny Bichette?

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>>76640324
>Implying that isn't Spilly

Lifelong Giants fan here and I'm thinking of switching to the Rockies odd year magic! AMA

>>76640333
>Not Brad Hawpe

>The The Angels Angels of Ana Home

Any other lifelong Rockies fans remember Troy Tulowitzky?

>>76640343
What about Tony Tulowitzki?

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>>76640343
>Not Ubaldo Jimenez

Top fucking kek. I love how salty everyone here is about the Rockies actually being good for once. Please, give me more motivation to shitpost.

>>76640326

cry more pussy. he called the same k on hanley.

>>76640351
Is this the new Craig Vizio meme? Can't keep up with you autists

>>76640351
Who's Troy Tulowitzki? I started following the Rockies this year.

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God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!

Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!

We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".

Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking

>>76640352
Literally who?

>>76640358
What about Matt Bollywood?

>>76640353
Who?

>>76640362
This is great post tbqh with you Joe once you think about it.

>tfw you will witness the beginning of Rockies Odd Year Magic

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>>76640363
Tony Tulo! He played for the Rox for years! He was there in 2007 when we won the world series!

>>76640378
>Tulowitzki
>Number 2

Really made me think.

>>76640356
Why is he even allowed to call games

Swear to god that nigga has cataracts.

And he didn't warn your pitcher after only 2 accidental HBP (like we are playing fucking soccer).

Not to mention the Red Sox would be leaving MMP if that shitty call, and that's just one of 3 balls-called-strikes, Astros would've won that.

>>76640381
That's why they call him Tony 2-Lo

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>>76640326
not a webm but

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post yfw first place

>>76640399
Thanks senpai.

This is the "strike" that cost the Astros a win today.

>>76640315
>>76640338

>lifelong dodgers fan actually rehearsing its annual fanbase switch

>>76640399
now post the strike out pitch on hanley

>>76640399
I already sent the check to the ump, so it's ok.

Breaking news: the Houston Astros are the first ever team to have an umpire make an incorrect call against them. Should this be investigated by the MLB?

>>76640403
To be fair, 13 LOB cost them the win, but the bad calls are inexcusable and infuriating. Also, Aoki was the turning point yet again.

Camden Yards is unironically the only decent AL Least stadium

>>76640399
Digits confirm your asspain in LEO

>>76640424
True but do you think Yuli wouldn't of gotten the walk? Plus Kimbrel wasn't out yet so the chance was much higher to at least get the tying run.

fire john farrell

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>>76640402

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Would the Rockies beat the Astros?

>>76640447
Stop making up MLB teams

>>76640447
If they had the Ump at MMP tonight?
Probably

>>76640424
>>76640433
Stros, you guys are .657. Just take the L, friends.

>>76640289
Would still be better than anyone currently trying to play CF for the Tigers

>>76640433
>Yuli Gurriel
>walk
He has been swinging the bat really well though; I don't doubt he would've at least had a good shot at a hit. Probably the most irritating loss this year. Feels way too much like 2013.

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>red sox win

>>76640458
It was a genuinely good game against Red Sox spoiled by arguably one of the worst Umpires in the league. Hard not to be upset, really.

Feels like the ol' Biggio days back in the NL bros.....

>>76640470
FUCK YOU

WEBM of the Vazquez game-ending CS throw, anyone?

>>76640473
>>76640479
(You) need to stop lurking threads and shitposting, false flag fag

>>76640445
this

You now remember Craig Biggio.

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>>76640402
>mfw

Anyone else remember Craig Biggio?

>>76640497
How could I forget? Many a day's me and pop (I call him papa) would huddle around the ol' Zenith just hoping that Craig Biggio could see us to just one sorry ol' win in the National League.

You see, the Astros played in the National League at the time.

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>>76640402

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>>76640369
>Whobaldo? Himenez

red sox or astros, who wins

>>76640516
Astros

>>76640516
Umpire

>>76640510
Hey that's Cargo Gonzalez!

>>76640516
Astros with a healthy rotation

>>76640516
yaks

>>76640519
>>76640523
>>76640528
agerey?

>>76640516
who are the starting pitchers?

>>76639233

Don't feel bad. Giants fans are insufferable and deserve to suffer

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>>76640473
>>76640497
>>76640500
>>76640509
Please shut the fuck up

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>>76640402
>mfw STILL 11 games up

>>76640516
Greg Gibson & E!SjwPN

Astros fan here. I don't think it's fair that pitchers are allowed to get hurt. Or minor league guys aren't playing like the big league players I'm used to.

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>>76640510
>>76640514
>>76640525
Cargo needs to be come /mlb/ CARLOS!

>>76640533
Not really, I'm not even an Astros fan.

ITT: Post forgotten memes

Zach Britton
Gary Sanchez
Pablo Sandoval
Jose Bautista
Byron Buxton
Roughned Odor
Mike Trout

Noah Syndergaard
Bartolo Colon
Giancarlo Stanton
Eric Thames
Jake Arrieta
Madison Bumgarner

>>76640551
>325million

Why have a baseball team? Surely we are playing basketball and all we need is a superstar point guard.

>>76640549
Just make puns while posting Cargo

Is there some manner of contingency plan in the MLB for when pitchers get hurt? A "loaner" system perhaps-- can we borrow Chris Sale using this rule?

Our minor league guys aren't very good.

>>76640010
john farrell

>>76640551
Rocktober

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>>76640551
Post >YFW it's pure /mlb/ season again

>>76640566
We have like 10 pitchers that are hurt though. You can take Porcello, not sale.

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>>76640568
I'll gladly trade skippers on one condition. You have to take this man with you

>>76640566
Red Sox currently have 3 of our starting pitchers injured so no you wouldn't get one from us

>>76640010
Mike Scioscia

>>76639969
>Roflels
I didn't know it was 2015

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>>76640576
This season, I will remind them.

>>76640010
Jim Riggleman

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>>76640587
Check out this handsome flag bearing bepantsed fellow

>>76640587
I didn't know the Royals triggered you, Tiki

>>76640588
>that pitching staff won't get it done for an entire season
>Reynolds isn't this good
>Blackmon will get hurt

>>76640601
sad about that tumor coming out of his head tho

>>76640010

Terry Collins is shit, to be honest.

>>76640642
t. fan of a team who just lost a series to Terry Collins

>>76640615
>implying I'm that Cowgirl-knobslobbing faggot
I'm just a lurker, ma'am

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Mascot power rankings?

>>76640630
That's fine.
>Ace pitcher, Jon Gray, returning next week
>Chad Bettis, cancer survivor, coming back after the all-star break
>Tyler Anderson, one of their best starters last year, just got off the DL

The Rockies have already had an absurd amount of injuries. It's pretty obvious they have remarkable depth for probably the first time ever.

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>>76640562
>based Cargo

>>76640566
You need to lose a significant chunk of your team all at once in order to borrow players from other teams.

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>>76640562
>>76640693

best Cargo coming through.

>>76640645

That doesn't factor into my reasoning. His team is getting hurt at an astonishing rate, especially his pitchers, and the Matt Harvey saga was fueled by him.

>>76640710
>His team is getting hurt at an astonishing rate, especially his pitchers
How is that related to the manager? The training staff is definitely to blame there. Blame the FO for getting fragile players if you want, even.
>he Matt Harvey saga was fueled by him.
The Matt Harvey saga was fueled by a massive ego with no remaining talent behind it.

>>76639541

uh...millennials have been in MLB for years now

"millennial" means anyone born after 87, dipshit

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>>76640010

> well, we're gonna be dogshit for the next few years anyway...should we find somebody or just promote the pitching coach?

thankfully he's getting replaced with larkin and ED, shit's gonna be surreal

>>76640731
>not a millenial

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>>76640680
1. Moose

POWAH GAP

99999991. Everyone else

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>>76640757

>>76640680
999999999999999999999999. Mr. Met

https://twitter.com/PeteAbe/status/876659824183955457

>Pedroia is at the hospital for x-rays. Where he was hit in the back swelled up. Trouble moving his arm.

>>76640719

You can't JUST blame the training staff and the front office and not the manager. How can the manager be completely absolved of player injuries when he plays them?

And yeah, I agree that Harvey has been outed as a douchebag. But, when Collins gave that "I don't know" answer about whether the Mets respect Harvey, he messed up. If Harvey is a cancer, they're not just gonna cut him and he'll remain in that clubhouse as a cancer. That probably worsened the relationship that the Mets most notable player (by the media) had with pretty much every other guy in there. It wasn't a good choice.

>>76640793
t. millenial

>>76640790
>"millennial" means anyone born after 87, dipshit
>no precise dates

hmm

>>76640798
Shut the fuck up molester. Ain't nobody reading any of that shit you deranged simp

>>76640799
>a giant goofy looking baseball as a mascot
>good

>>76640798
Nigga, the Mets literally had a player refuse to get an MRI earlier this year. Every time a player came back from injury, Collins was assured by their retarded training staff that they were "healthy". You think he's gonna sit them on the bench because of his gut or something? Fuck out of here.

>>76640811
Literally paved the way for every single other mascot you see today, even the retarded ones.

>a baseball as a mascot for a baseball team
>bad

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>>76640811

Exactly, yes

>>76640798
Don't forget >muh golfing Cespedes

>>76640825
He doesn't look retarded like Mr. Met does.
>>76640824
>who is the san diego chicken
>who is the phillie phanatic

>>76640832
>>who is the san diego chicken
>>who is the phillie phanatic
Mascots that came after Mr. Met? Fucking retard

>>76640842
You act as if an imbecile with a baseball for a head defined the entirety of mascots. Please reconsider your existence.

>>76640848
>durr the first ever mascot in baseball wasn't the first ever mascot in baseball
How can you be this fucking mad about something no one cares about?

>>76640814

That's some weak ass leadership if this veteran manager can't get honesty from his players that they're playing hurt or that he doesn't spot something on his own. You can survey all managers and they can figure shit out about their players without anyone telling them anything. Hell, talk to the pitching coach who should know more then.

Yes, the Mets have an incompetent training staff, but you can't put everything on them.

>>76640854
Because the Phillie Phanatic isn't hated all over his city. Mr. Met is.

>>76640854

> How can you be this fucking mad about something no one cares about?

first time online, huh

>>76640869
>moving the goalposts to something completely unrelated
>being mad at a fucking mascot
Alright bro

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>>76640869
>Philties fans are so assblasted that defending their mascot is their last resort to stay relevant

>>76640825
>team name is literally a color

>>76640873
Can't argue against facts.
>>76640883
>Mest
>relevant ever
You cucks haven't won anything in 31 years, kiss my 2008 ring, bitchboy.

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*teleports behind you*

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>>76640901
>is an actual faggot

>>76640541

espn was all over the astros dicks.

the astros are the meme sports journalist topic of baseball. every dipshit wants to write articles about them and make them the 'story' like the cubs were last year.

see: how that dumb sportscaster whore was shilling for them the whole game.

god I hate her.

Is WSGS, dare I say it, back?

>>76640932
You sound mad. A good team is a good story, do you want them trashing them instead and dick ride the Yankees like they always do?

>tfw no comfy NL West game to watch after you watch your main AL East team tonight.

sucks

>>76640942
>having 2 teams

>>76640940

I don't quite hate the Astros - ESPN's coverage of anything is awful.

I would 'rather' ESPN fuck off and die.

>>76640932
I would not mind being ignored journalistically if it meant less anti blastros hate posting.

t.Strofoe

>>76640951

no, I have one team and it's in the AL East. Watching NL west games is great because I don't give a fuck about any of those teams making it to the playoffs and California has great sportscasters.

It gives me pleasure simply to watch and analyze the sport.

>>76640954
Guess you're right on that. I just don't watch ESPN anymore. I stick to MLBN. ESPN still talks about basketball and football when their seasons are long dead. Baseball is virtually ignored when it's done. Not to mention even during the season they still cover NBA man drama and NFL pre pre training camp.

>Astros have Craig Biggio
>Rockies have Troy Tulowitzki

What other lifelong player memes are there for other teams?

>>76640967
Zero. Only Astros and Rockies fans know TRUE loyalty.

>>76640967
We're pretty fond of George Brett here in Kansas City

>>76640967
Mariners and Griffey.

>>76640967
Cardinals/Ozzie Smith

>>76640966

unfortunately, ESPN had exclusive coverage rights to this Sunday Night Baseball sponsored by Taco Bell game.

The regional broadcasts for practically every team are at least decent, and even Fox actually has great broadcasting talent too.

I dread having to hear Joe Buck during the World Series though. Idk why they haven't brought Bob Costas back.

>>76640983
Joe's father was pretty good back in his day. If anything I'm no fan of Joe either but he's definitely better suited to covering baseball than football.

>>76640986

he's so milquetoast. fuck him.

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>>76641000

> milquetoast

>>76641000
What the fuck is milquetoast?

>>76640942
I'm watching the Pebbles/Jints replay right now. It's the middle of 9th now. I wonder how it's gonna end

>>76641000
Milquetoast baseball crunchies

>>76641016
Powdered Toast Man

>>76640967
yaks and daren jeter

>>76641029
This desu

>>76640933

Nope. He would've posted about Ryan Howard's Hall of Fame candidacy by this point.

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¿Quién /los-ángeles/ aquí?

Feliz día de los papi's-day 4all<3333

>>76641066
If this scruffy fuck doesn't no-hit the Mest I'm gonna be hella pissed. Rest of my fantasy team shit the bed this week

>>76641066
Kershaw's on my fantasy team if you know what I mean

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>>76641004
>>76641010
>>76641016

he be like a bitch u kno what im saying esse

>when you realize 80 percent of MLB fans are illiterate spics who jump on the latest bandwagon
>they don't know good old fashioned words like milquetoast
>america is dead

>reasons why baseball is the patrician sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK7bocrVDMs

>>76641089
Milk and toast is a wholesome breakfast

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>>76641077
12K minimum. Kershaw has 2 CGSO in his last 5 meetings against the mest.

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>>76641101
Glad to hear it. Also, spooky as fuck.

>>76641089
OK Grandpa

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>>76641111
Same

>>76641089
I still don't know what the fuck milquetoast means, gramps.

this 2bh

>>76641117
didn't know David Lynch directed Kershaw's life

>>76641117
>>76641111
My new Twitter header, thank you. The could be AJ Ellis' dad, those are AJ's kids.

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>being uncultured

>>76641153
So you're a Brooklyn Dodgers fan? LMAO @ your life.

>>76641153
Me on the left

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HEY

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>his ""ace"" doesn't strike out at least a batter per inning

Remember: pitchers with with K/9s below 9 are minor-league tier.