Prerace coverage has begun on FS1
First for /ragsinabox/
Rolling for winner
STREAM:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F50KXZKotQ
>>76629145
Kyle Petty wins on Father's Day in memory of Adam.
>>76629145
>Kyle Petty
Would be cool if Bubba got it done. Would be a long shot.
>>76629145
Rollin'
who won le muh? I overslept and missed the finish. Fuck euro hours.
rolling for first car out
>>76629713
>13
Nice.
Geoff Jordan in the simulator. Boring. Better than Parker Kligerman I guess.
>>76629713
>Dillon brothers wreck each other.
>ywn be allowed to use the full size simulator
why live bros
>>76629713
MOST INTERESTING SPORTSMAN IN THE WORLD
seriously tho this rolling crap is autistic as fuck
>>76629777
M I K E Y S G R I D W A L K I N C O M I N G
>>76629838
rolling for driver that touched you
>>76629838
>>76629938
>>76629665
LMP1 Porsche
LMP2 Jackie Chan DC Racing
GTEpro Aston
GTEam JMW Ferarri
>DW
DW found a way to make an awkward segment even more tense.
>>76629938
I can't even remember who's in the 38 anymore. Is is still DiBurrito?
>>76630053
Did LMP2 Poduim? when i fell asleep LMP1's were dropping like flies.
>>76630174
David Ragan in the 38 this year. Not that it matters.
>>76630174
He was never in the 38, Cassil is in it now;
>>76630265
>>76630280
>2 different answers
>nobody really knows or cares
>this is how relevant BK is
rolling for the winner
>>76630422
>BK
38 and 34 are Front Row not BK
I like seeing Mikey hanging with the nobody cars
>>76630428
>only has 10% chance of getting a relevant number
>will still waste of post trying instead of talking about racing
>>76630564
rolling
>>76630422
>BK
Wrong team friendo
>the shantytown of Jeffery Earnhardt
Rolling for who dies today
>>76630564
t. rolling
>>76630564
Rolling for fatality.
If no match, it will be (You)
>>76630539
>>76630597
>they mistook one meaningless backmarker team for another
my bad
>muh god
Also I'm on mobile so I don't have my memefrog this time
>>76630594
>>76630640
>>76630656
I'm an atheist and I love the invocation. I used to race at a small short track in the rural south. They don't want to hear your >muh god crap. Let them do their thing if you don't want a woopin, boy.
>random track employee singing the anthem
>coming up, drivers and their dads
This stuff is never fun to watch
>>76630803
I'm ok with that actually. It's better then some country or pop group over doing it. Martinsville was kino when they had the local high school marching band do it.
rolling for winner
rolling for winner
>>76630922
>LELGANO
>>76630969
>It's ANOTHER encumbered win.
>>76630969
>Inb4 cucumbered finish
Did DW stop dying his hair?
>kurt looks off into the distance introspectively. Writes something with a pen and paper and begins to laugh.
This was so unintentionally funny. I want a gif of this.
2 same numbers and Klye Bosch wins
>>76631009
Getting ready to announce his retirement
>>76631009
Yeah, it fell off to gray real quick
Fatal wreck roll
>>76631009
>reminder Mike Joy has been a pit reporter since the 80s
>DW was a rookie in 78
These guys are getting old man. DW seems like he's become one of those old men who just don't give a fuck anymore. I live in Florida, a meet guys lie him all the time. At the end of your life you just start saying "fuck it, I'm gonna do what I want".
This happened in the Xfinity race yesterday
>Star of the race
>Blocking this hard into TURN 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQyDH3T17_g
Rolling for winner
official roll for weener
>>76631072
He seems like he's be cool to have a drink with though.
>>76631088
will never happen
Dubs for the BIG JUAN god.
>>76631088
>>76631088
YASSSSSS QUEEN SLAYYYY
Rolling for first car to fuckin die
>krut
>>76631086
At Pocono last week everyone in the stands was suicidal while Kyle was leading the race. When he finally got passed it was the greatest outpouring of positive energy I have ever seen.
>krut
>>76631088
It only took like 10 of these to get a relevant number
GOOD JOB GUISE
>The City of SHR
Think we'll get to 16 winners? Lotta big names left that have yet to win..
Is Jones /ourguy/?
>>76631212
Autistic loser with no friends at the track
Yes
Why don't these cars have headlights?
>>76631212
Absolutely not.
>>76631212
absolutely yes
>>76631234
>WDW Speedway
triggered
>>76631199
Suarez
Jones
Busch
Chase
Harvick
Bowyer
McMurray
All are drivers that could win this year.
Remember when every track had seats all the way around the track
Hi guys
>>76631277
Hi Mr. Gossage
>>76631224
Why?
>>76631257
Jr at Daytona and then at road courses you gotta throw the Dinger in there as well. Also Hamlin and Kenseth
What if Jeffery Earnhardt wins before Dale?
>>76631255
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney_World_Speedway
Don't worry it's long gone. Wasn't an awful track tho, it was technically a triangle.
Any new cute Danica pics?
>this fast ass track with their shitty worthless brakes an no downforce
who breaks their back today
>>76631277
>Gossage trips confirm
Burn your track to the ground Sir
>>76631355
Her instagram is literally her doing yoga 24/7
>>76631355
maybe 10 years ago
>>76631355
only ones that have reposted in these threads hundreds of times
>de bris
SLOW ZONE
>Dinger dead last
If you don't feel bad for this guy you probably don't know much about racing.
BIG
BLACK
garbage bag
>Caution for debris
>It's a plastic bag
Ayy lmao
>garbage caution
>>76631372
Del jr crash nd dies
DUR BRIE
>>76631492
Why should I? He's a douche
srsly tho that bag could ruin a car if it gets sucked under
not all drew breeze cautions are BS
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>>76630147
Nascar is badass. Talking shit about a sport you have never experienced.
>>76631579
Kill yourself
Go lighting mcqueen
Kerchoo~
>>76628974
I hope joey lagano or Brad are eliminated by fire rolling!!! Go Matt Kenseth he has had a bad year
>>76631531
He's an extremely talented driver in backmarker equipment. If he had stayed in Champ car/indy/whatever he would be a legend right now, But he went for that nascar glory and got stuck in inferior equipment. Ever notice how tryhard he is a road races? Watch him next week at Sonoma, he should be a favorite.
>>76631612
hola reddit
>>76631599
>white knighting for DW
>37 cars
>duh bris cawshun
>competition cawshun
yeah NASCAR is ded lol. Thank Chase you faggot fuck
Rolling for which lap Larson chokes
So when Danica leaves at the end of the year, she's gonna dump Steakhouse right?
>>76631660
Larson is the next Gordon and I'm totally ok with that.
>>76631676
no shes going to get knocked up so she can stop pretending her dogs are her kids
>>76631579
>>76631579
Concession bro! Welcome back! What kind of fare can I find at the Irish Hills Grill? Sounds tasty!
>>76631612
>Hating on based concession bro
Get The Fuck Out
>>76631612
what the fuck is wrong with you?
Everybody enjoys the delicious and exciting culinary options to be found at tracks throughout the the NASCAR circuit.
Regional specialties, imaginative creations, and mouth watering deliciousness can be found every week!
Concession posting is quality posting
>>76631696
I think most people are. He seems like a good guy and a great driver. A nice contrast from the spoiled rich kid shitters you typically see plaguing the sport.
>>76631634
And then when he finally got a top ride at Penske in NASCAR, he threw it away on taking a "Diet Pill" and then went full JUST when he ran a few Indycar races in a third Penske car and crashed in all but one of them.
>>76631696
He's the next Tony Stewart I would say. He's one of the few young guns that has hold school sensibilities. Blaney is the same but doesn't have the open wheel experience Larson does.
>>76631655
Boogidy boogidy faggot go die in an apartment fire Nascar is badass.
>>76631612
Feelin' hangry? We have just the treat for you!
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>>76631696
I can get behind that. Especially if Chip will give him the OK to do the Indy 500/Coke 600 double like he's talked about.
>reddi/sp/ hates based AJ
Ryan Blaney got some real sponsorship after that win. That is good to see.
clean air wins lol
>>76631779
Did I say it was?
So why exactly does a stock car need to have a splitter?
>>76631814
Clean air and Ford. I'm thinking SHR
PUT IT OUT
>>76631783
I SO WISH I COULD FIND REAL POUTINE! On my bucket list is to find real authentic poutine. It's difficult in rural central Florida lol. I've heard about some Leaf that have retired to Tampa and taught some of the restaurants how to make it but I have yet to find one.
>competition yeller
>>76631855
Go to a race and become a real fan.
>>76631856
DUDE DOWNFORCE LMAO
How stinky does Danica's pussy get after a race?
>competition yellow even though there are stages? why???? hooots you fat fuck
>>76631856
Because Brian France thought it would help the CoT appeal to new, younger audiences.
>>76631856
Because it's the first step to turning them into their superior Aussie cousins.
>>76631807
It's still Ford bro
>put it out
>>76631923
Baltimore motel.
>>76631783
Nice. I've only had Disco Fries, but friends of mine who live up in Quebec live off of the stuff.
>>76631924
>>76631924
Gotta check the tires in case somebody blows one out at racing speed and then gets launched into the fence.
>>76632014
Never gets old
>>76631966
Oh fuck, those are Ford parts. Blaney is still essentially without a sponsor.
I miss the Little Debbie car.
i love how canadian ads say how useful a product is and not how cool it will make you. It's refreshing.
>>76631911
>rural central Florida
Seminole county here, wanna go check out that short track off 46 on way to NSB?
>>76631612
>>76632089
Shit I live like a mile from citrus county speedway bro
>evil JGR truex leading
WE GET IT YOU GUYS WERE IN CARS 3 WE GET IT
>Alfa Romeo ad
How much does Fiat think typical NASCAR fans have to spend on a car?
How does Kyle lose this week boys?
I hope you fags don't fall for the "smart key" meme
>>76631717
After a fruitless search for the legendary Pocono Pierogi, I suspect there may have been a mis-shipment at some point during the past few weeks. My beloved doughy potato pockets have finally resurfaced, but in Michigan! Unsure what do do with this strange foreign treat, MIS food & beverage director Mac Cozart thought it would be best to put it on a burger.
New to Michigan International Speedway, race fans can find MIS's signature Pierogi Burger at the Irish Hills Grill Stand in Section 89. Not only a dumpling, not only traditional burger, the Pierogi Burger is the best of both worlds. This traditional burger still has the typical garnishing of American cheese and onions, but there’s also a cheese-filled pierogi in that hamburger bun.
MIS President Roger Curtis decided to start selling the pierogi burger at the track this year in hopes of separating MIS from other venues.
>>76632161
I miss north wilkesboro speedway. Track is over by weeds and is falling apart :(
Maybe it is my nostalgia showing but I always liked the old side stripe that cars had in the 90s and early 00s. The simplicity of it was just nice.
>>76632267
I'd welcome Alfa into NASCAR well before any other Euro manufacturer.
>>76632267
they're driving the same silverado pickup they bought in 1994
>>76632267
aren't fiats like the Hyundai of Europe? They can probably afford it. Besides most of Nascar's audience is upper middle class these days because MUH MAN IN BLACK DON'T RUN NO MO
>>76632318
If any company should enter it should be Mercedes or another Honda attempt
>>76632300
>Pierogi burger
not sure if want
>>76632318
Holden/Vauxhall would make sense they are GM brands.
>>76632347
>Hyundai of Europe
>The cheapest car they sell in the states is the 38k base Giulia
>>76632314
>>76632391
The Chevys are basically Holden Commodores.
I hope my boy Wallace blacks Danica after the race
If NASCAR gets a new manufacturer it should be Dodge.
>kyle will NEVER EVER win another cup race
>>76632314
Seconded.
>>76632354
Who got involved to stop Honda from running in NASCAR again? Was it the fact that the only interested team was Andretti Autosport expanding and didn't have the experience or money to lead a Honda NASCAR program?
>>76632391
I thought Holden was being discontinued as a brand and the cars that the Commodore shares a platform with will cease production as well?
>>76632354
>Mercedes
>Nascar
The closest they could hope for is Dodge. Are they even owned by the same companies anymore? I'm getting to old to keep up with this shit.
>>76632495
Fiat bought Chrysler a few years ago. Mercedes have nothing to do with them anymore.
>>76632430
Yeah, they sell in the UK too as the Vauxhall VXR8.
>>76632468
based harmon
>>76632495
Haha I do not know I just think having a German manufacturer in Nascar would shake things up. They do good in any racing sport they throw money at. I'm not sure what happened to Honda I think they just gave up basically
>>76632495
Fiat owns them and Ferrari won't allow them to do racing stuff because they are stupid, red, italian cunts that can't handle competition.
>HALT
What did she mean by this?
>>76632477
Not in Europe.
>Only 37 cars in the race
Remember when there was cars who didn't make the race every week? This sport is dying.
>>76632541
Honda of Japan are a dumpster fire right now in F1, MotoGP and in Touring Cars.
Honda Performance Development (The 'Murrican arm) were just as bad, but have gradually started to claw back from oblivion with better results in Indycar and are preparing for an IMSA DPi project with Team Penske.
>>76632514
I think that it's one thing to let in jap cars that employ a metric shit ton of Americans in factories, but it's an entirely other to let in a totally foreign make. Remember there's still a lot ofo people that don't like Toyota being in the series just because THEY FURRINERS.
Best chance is really any make who cares about the prestige associated with Nascar, like Dodge, other GM makes, maybe even Proche, Vauxhaull, etc.
>>76632585
6 less than usual, holy shit, why?
>>76632585
Good, hopefully we'll get a split led by the big name teams and FranceCAR can fuck off forever.
>>76632580
Danica is a Carson Daly fan.
>>76632621
The problem with that is then every race would be a Bruton Smith 1.5 mile shittier and Bristol.
>>76632585
DNQs are sad.
>>76632617
The size of a full field was dropped from 43 to 40 a few years ago.
>>76632585
>37 cars
>a good number of those are unsponsored (backmarkers, bowyer and krut)
weeeew
wew
>>76632585
Before the race every week they would show a list of people who couldn't make qualifying. Some weeks some big names were on it. I miss those days. These races used to be true events, every one of them.
>>76632617
NASCAR introduced franchises for 38 teams and limited the grid size to 40 cars max this season to hide the fact several field-fillers went under. Add in the fact that "Charter" teams usually make almost double than non-charter teams in prize money and you can see why NASCAR is hurting right now.
That's on top of the fact that an average Cup Team has a budget of around $30 Million to run a full season without any start-and-parks.
>>76632621
Nobody is stupid enough to try and be NASCAR's equivalent to Tony George.
>TFW NASCAR's Tony George is actually Brian France
>>76632663
Who owns PPIR anymore?
>joey thanking his dad
>all those empty seats
>>76632714
>Tom Logano has to watch his son race from behind a fence
>>76632702
Some local company, but part of the agreement of the sale was to demolish all but one grandstand and prohibit anything other than club races or SCCA events from running there becauseBruton Smit technically owas the "Race rights" there and uses them for a second race at Texas.
Okay, cut the audio
>>76632684
Kurt is technically sponsored by HAAS (talk about internal) but yes Boyer is totally sponsored. It's really strange to be but maybe the Danica lawsuit make SHR toxic to companies. Or maybe Tony just sucks at schmoozing execs. That's one thing Penseke has down to an art.
>don't stink up the show
Fixed the schedule:
1. Daytona
2. Daytona infield
3. Atlanta
4. COTA
5. Texas
6. Sebring
7. Barber Motorsports park
8. Talladega
9. Daytona
10. Sebring
11. Talladega
12. Road America
13. Line Rock
14. Watkins Glen
15. Michigan
16. Dover
17. COTA
18. Talladega
19. Eldora
20. Daytona Infield
Thoughts?
phoneposting was a mistake
>>76632736
Bitch please, go watch an Indycar race on an old AL or The Brickyard 400 to really see some empty seats.
Also, MIS is a complete dump that needs a complete overhaul of its facilities IMO.
>>76632766
>cota
>no short tracks
im sure this is bait but stop
>>76632761
turns out execs don't want their brand associated with the guy who re-arrainged some dude's spine at a dirt track
seeing how they schoozed up to natures bakery after they tried to sue them makes me think SHR is gonna go the way of MWR
>>76632766
>Atlanta, Texas, Michigan, and dover
Replace those with Talladega, Daytona, Laguna Seca, and Monte Carlo
>>76632778
Indy will always look empty with less than 300.000 people in it, and i know indycar is far worse
So who has done more damage to NASCAR
>Bruton Smith
>Brian France
>>76632761
>wanting to deal with a cold-blooded killer
Are FS1 digitally altering the size of the crowd on close-ups of the grandstands? Because there is no fucking way this place is that packed when you look down from the aerial cameras.
>autistic lists
>>76632810
They got lucky that Harvick had sponsorship already.
>>76632823
>arsenic vs cyanide
>>76632823
Brian France
>>76632621
>The split ruined both CART and indycar
>Thinking rednecks would watch two competing series
>Thinking the sport (round track stock car racing) would ever recover like IRL just barely has
Best result is for one to turn back into a true touring series, going to saturday night tracks like World of Outlaws, ASA and ARCA. That's how Nascar started before they started building custom tracks in the late 60's and early 70's.
>>76632766
Looks like somebody's shitty NASCAR 2003 fantasy schedule.
>>76632823
Brian is in control of the cars so France
Why aren't driver's allowed to speak out against anything Nascar does??
>>76632833
No digital tricks, just camera angles
>>76632833
They are 2/3rds up the grandstand :^)
dude clean air lmao
>>76632852
I think that could work for the Truck series. Go to a bunch of smaller tracks that may or may not have legit pit-lanes, split the races in half and have a dedicated amount to of time for teams to work on the cars like back in the early years IMO.
>>76632869
>>76632878
OK, thanks.
>>76632736
This track was built in the 70's primarily for CART with only few upgrades since. Nice surface compared to Somewhere like Cali tho. I just don't think that being close to Detoilet that these cars showcase their manufacturer''s abilities very well. A shorter track or road course would be better IMHO.
>>76632823
Someone redpill me on Bruton Smith pls
>>76632917
Cup cars to Belle Isle when?
>>76632923
>Redpill
>Not using the superior "Redline"
K Y S
Y
S
>>76632923
Rich old fuck that bought up dates of short tracks to move them to the tri-ovals he built across the country.
>>76632852
>Big time teams vs billy bob that works at the local garage
That's how Petty got most of his 200 wins, beating hillbilles at Podunk tracks
Driver power rankings:
1. Bobbdly Allison
2. Darrell Waltrip
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Kyle Busch
5. Richard Petty
6. Dale Earnhardt
7. Mark Martin
8. Jimmie Johnson
9. Kyle Petty
10. Joey Logano
>>76632944
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah nah, you're a cunt.
>>76632953
>>76632923
>short tracks are great and provide fun racing
>because of this and other reasons NASCAR has a huge boom period in the 90s
>bruton smith who owns all these tracks decides nascar needs bigger tracks with bigger grandstands in bigger markets
>to do this he buys up all the short tracks he doesn't own and closes them down so he can free up dates for his big tracks
>he also ruined bristol for no reason
>>76632923
He is responsible for killing off a lot of more interesting short tracks and replaced them with shitty 1.5 mile cookie cutter tracks that typically provide boring racing. Also ruined the track layout of Atlanta.
>>76632953
Nice b8, I think we can all agree on this
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson
>>76632953
>not including Loy Allen
>tfw no dad to watch racing with anymore
>>76632766
You do realize all teams are located in Charlotte and you would skip the Charlotte track. Are u even a fan? And no Bristol?!?!
So who here can't wait for Bruton Smith to fucking die?
>>76632986
Yeah but replace 2 with DW
>>76632978
What's his fetish for 1.5 mile tri-ovals? You could just as easily built an interesting short track or road course in Las Vegas or Dallas.
>>76633001
>tfw no psychotic NASCAR fan that assassinates France and Smith
>>76633001
Marcus is as bad if not worse (he is the president of charlotte which has produced the worst racing of the past few years, and has been behind the calamity that is the All Star race)
muh vht muh progessive banking
>>76633000
(((((Motor speedway)))))
>>76632986
Dale sucks
>>76633000
Charlotte fucking sucks
Why doesn't Jeffery Earnhardt just take over the 88 when jr retires? Doubt many of the rednecks would even notice tbqh
>>76632953
Haha nice bait list but I think we can all agree on this list
1. Lake Speed
2. Buckshot Jones
3. Jimmy Means
4. Lennie Pond
5. Cecil Gordon
6. Elton Sawyer
7. Jim Sauter
8. Casey Atwood
9. Coo Coo Marlin
10. Dave Marcis
Rolling for winner.
>>76632810
>>76632830
Just for you <3
>>76632820
The locals actively boycott the Nascar race (Brickyard 400) in recent years. That's why there's been so much talk about either plates or a road course next year.
>>76632923
>>76632978
>>76633024
At some point in the late 80's a fan survey was done and it was decided that fans wanted high speed but the ability to see the whole race track. 1.5 miles was the perfect length and the tri-oval so that the fence doesn't completely ruin the sightlines.
That worked well and good until about 10 years ago when NASCAR peaked and since then shit aero packs have made short tracks fun and so now we want short tracks again
>>76633058
It's the most attended race... Also Charlotte has a shit ton of Nascar fans. Also almost all drivers and teams live there retard
>>76633091
>Can only see driver by white of helmet and stripe on suit
>white stripe is on the side and white helmet is covered with black visor
he was practically wearing camo
>>76633091
Why do they boycott it?
>>76633064
please answer
>>76632923
Rockingham and North Wilkesboro (among others) sit dormant and abandoned being overtaken by weeds. Because of his greed and MUH COOKIE CUTTERS (an experiment which has utter failed I might add).
>Reminder they shot most action scenes in the movies "Days of Thunder" at the Rock.
>>76632766
found the /leddit/ fagget
Is it 400 km or miles today?
>>76633100
It gets a chase race and memorial day weekend, plus it's the "home track"
of course it gets big crowds
>>76633141
In 2008 the Goodyear tires could only last 10 laps so they had approximately 1 million cautions and since then the race has had half of the previous attendance and dropping
>everyone is "wrecking loose"
>no one has wrecked
>tfw no roastie to toastie
>>76633064
Because I'm sure Rick doesn't want to spend the money on wrecked Race Cars. He might be an Earnhardt, but he comes from Kerry's loins, which negates any talent he may have gotten from Dale.
Kelley's daughter will be driving it as soon as she is old enough anyway.
>>76632930
There were protests for the indy race a few weeks ago, no joke. I don't have a link but you can probably find one. It was so dumb.
>>76633100
>Charlotte
>most attended race
Why does it look like Jamie little changes height multiple times during a race?
Yes, drivers are varied in height, but even week to week, it seems like her height changes. Do they have a step stool or something for her to stand on?
>>76633197
>everyone has "enough speed to win"
>no one wins
>>76632778
So much this. Also they treat fans like total shit
>>76632839
>Harvick goes to the 88 and SHR closes its doors
please kek
zzZZzZz
>>76633190
Just saying if you remove Charlotte then you cut off like a quarter of the fan base for nascar. I agree with you that the cautions there suck. Also crashes there in recent years have been lame or nonexistent in recent years. Cutting off Charlotte would be suicidal for the sport. No logic in that
>Stream died and leaf streamer is at dinner with his dad for the next hour
FUG
>Stream is kill
Fug
>possibility of anyone but Bowman going to the 88
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76633269
Wallace deserves it tbqh
cricfree sc /fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream
Until leafbro gets back from Father's Day dinner
Would this nose design end clean air advantages?
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/549364/3/watch-nascar-cup-series:-firekeepers-casino-400---race.html
>>76632953
>>76632986
>>76633084
>No Tim Richmond
Hello Millennials
Also Casey Atwood send my sides into orbit.
>>76633091
One of the dumbest decisions ever made was getting rid of the Xfinity Series race at IRP and moving it to Indy. Yeah, it sure looks great on TV with 90% of the stands empty.
Why the fuck do they start these races so God Damn late?
There is no excuse for a Michigan race only being half way done at 4:30
>>76633304
but it's only 1:40
>the first ever race winner didn't pass the post race inspection and got disqualified
Kek
Quickly: which driver has the hottest wife/girlfriend?
>>76633334
Truex
>>76633334
Danica
>>76633334
Danica
>relying on a reddit meming leaf
>not having backup streams
>2 0 1 7
>>76633334
Danica.
Ricky is a cute
>>76633342
What? No.
>>76633334
Follow up: Who is the Mark Webber/Ann Neal of Nascar?
>>76633371
absolutely based
>>76633334
>>76633334
Dale's wife is pretty hot.
>Don't kiss me anon! I'm so sweaty right now!
>>76632892
Was at the first Eldora race and they had Ron Hornaday talking to the fans. He was so adamant about this to save the Series. He wants to get rid of the 1.5 and restrictor plate and just run short tracks, dirt, and road courses
>>76633269
Rumor is the hold up is that Nationwide and Pepsi are happy with Bowman because they trust Dale Jr. Axalta doesn't want Bowman and want to hold out for Byron. Sucks because Bowman deserves it and works better with the current 88 crew than Junior.
>>76633334
Kyle Busch
>>76633371
towels that come in containers other then boxes
Pintysbro is back
>>76633334
Will Power
>>76633408
There's no way Bowman gets the 88. It's going to Byron or a cup guy like Kenseth, Erik Jones, or Edwards
>>76633393
They need to do something because right now it's basically a shitty version of the Xfinity series with nascars that look like trucks that races on Friday nights.
Why fucking bother?
>>76633440
It makes good good so easy
>>76633334
Bill Elliott
What if we just put plates on all tracks 1.5+ miles? Then the fans and Bruton Smith both win.
Ban Truex from winning stages.
based premier live
>>76633450
you like getting your dick chewed on like a piece of plastic?
You now remember:
Boris Said
Digger cam
That Aussie driver
Robby Gordon
COT
Dodge
Kasey Kahne being relevant
Roush winning
>>76633505
This. Fuck his CC
>>76633530
One of these doesn't belong
is there a more unlikeable driver than Truex? At least other fagheads like harvick and Kyle have some passion. And Jimmie might be boring but he has GOAT skill. Truex is just boring and smug.
>>76633535
CO PERN!!!!
Was Truex always a good driver just stuck in bad equipment until Gibbs?
he's pointing at (you)
>>76633547
He'd be tolerable to me if the FOX team didn't get their rocks off to his dog-ugly "girl"friend.
>>76633547
>he didnt like FRR Chevrolet Truex
>>76633547
>b-but troox is a good guy and his gf had cancer
I'm sure a lot of people like him because of muh DEI
>making me horny with monster girls so I turn off the race and watch porn instead
I'm not following this business strategy
>>76633558
He was a decent driver. He willed the 55 with MWR to some decent finishes.
But the combination of the Gibbs engine plus Cole Pearn who is probably the best crew chief in NASCAR along with Knaus makes it easy for him to be fast every week
Realistically, how long does Danica have left before she's replaced?
>>76633558
yes
>>76633608
Homestead
>>76633608
However many races are between now and the end of the season/
>>76633608
Until the end of this season
>>76633608
this is her last year
>>76633608
>>76633619
>tfw we'll still have to see her every week while she's dating Ricky
>>76633608
She has at least 5-7 years left. She's a successful driver so I don't see why she'd leav
What the fuck is DW going to talk about when Danica leaves?
>>76633648
He will talk about boogity and be senile
>>76633643
This, she's in the top 30 every week. No idea why she'd get out now.
>>76633648
these dubs
>>76633648
Troox
>>76633648
cole pearn
>>76633608
You can tell she has no desire to race anymore. It will be a mutual split
>>76633530
Also:
>Victory Junction Hang Camp
>Every back marker sponsored by off brand energy drinks
>Shane Hmiel is Jr's natural secessor at DEI
>DEI in general
>Todd Kluever is Mark Martin's secessor
>Roush gong show
>Reed Sorenson and David Stremme are the future of Ganassi racing with Casey Mears as the elder statesman
>Stacked 2 commercials with WWE wrestlers, Kenny Wallace, and Elliott Sadler
>>76633601
How can a guy that only started being crew chief in 2014 be one of the best? I would have thought that there are tons of people from all these decades that have more experience at what he does
>liberal leaf crew chief btfo the field
based
>>76633608
Homestead. Silly Season rumors are that SHR will sell the 10 team charter and focus on getting sponsorship for Bowyer and the 14 as well.
>>76633648
Erik Jones
>it's a "dull race spiced up by an absolute shitshow at the end" day
book it
>>76633686
and discovercard countdown to green
>Diverse Civic lineup
>They all look the same
>>76633697
Wonder who buys that? And I wonder what happens to BK Racing's charters when they go under before next year.
Sure is a quiet afternoon. Might be time to crack open some good ol NASCAR fanfiction.
>>76633688
If Front Row = Gibbs then something has to be putting Truex over them. Kyle Busch, Denny and Kenseth are all more talented then Truex but they loose to him almost every week.
Reminder that DW regularly watches F1
He even knows what's up lately with Nascar
>>76633712
BAH-BAH-BAH BENNY IN THE PITS
/missBP/
>>76633746
>>76633726
Gallagher Motorsport's looking to enter cup. Wouldn't be surprised if Dale brought Jr. Motorsport up as well especially if Hendrick's shutting the 5 as well. There's plenty of charters available.
Who is the best NASCARâ„¢ driver ever and why is it Rick Mast?
>>76633761
*furniture row
Is there a bigger stable of faggots than JGR? It's even worse if you throw in Jones and Truex.
>>76633746
DON'T
>>76633796
RCR once it's just the Dillons
>>76633796
Suarez and Kenseth are cool tho
>JGR 1* 2 3
>tfw toyota is only good at nascar
>>76633746
I've honestly never seen it, fill me in?
>>76633768
He looks at the results lol
They joked about it the other week that he can't wake up early enough to watch the euro races
>>76633746
ABORT ABORT ABORT
>make sure to waive to him with the middle finger down the back
KEK
>stuck his middle finger out down the back
Did I hear that right?
>>76633784
>Jr motorsports to cup
Nah
I used to hate plain paint schemes. But for some reason Kenseth's plain white with black numbers seems sexy to me today
>>76633871
BRAAAPP
>>76633818
Fucking gravel
REEEEE I don't want Mike Joy to retire
DW btfo
>newman being a baby again
>>76633746
pls Newman, don't bully Bubba
Has Dale even led a lap all season?
The exciting battle for 25th!
The only time the pit cam was acceptable was when it was Newman's dad at New Hampshire for his first win.
If Danica does leave..she needs to something that shows off her cute bod
Troox
>>76634013
sleep winnuh em tee jay
>reminder that at one point Furniture Row was such an outsider team that they got almost no factory support so the owner would put glossy black manufacturers decals on a matte black car
>>76634030
Don't worry she'll probably do workout tapes or some E-list celebrity shit.
>BK caution
>zeeg
lmao crash right in front of the leader
COMMERCIAL CAUTION
Caution sponsored by Dr. Pepper
>Commercial Caution
>>76634057
I've always loved the classic script numbers they use. It's so old school stock car.
Would you give Dave Hoots a handjob if it meant no more Debris Cautions?
I want some fanfic
Rolling for laps to go that KyBu blows it this time.
>>76634114
Mike Harmon Jennifer Joe Cobb is the best genre
Nearly fell asleep in that last run
kyle will be cucked within 6 laps
No more cawshuns and this is a fuel race boys
>>76633887
i only like plain
is this the week kylel finally kills himself?
I'm jumping on the train and Gona root for Ryan Blaney from here on out
>>76634103
kek
>>76633746
>>76634114
any ryan blaney and daisy ridley fanfics yet
While the drivers get some fuel for their cars, why not get some fuel for your tummy?
Americrown Service Corp and MIS are proud to announce tried and true Canadian fare with this year's Peameal Bacon & Jam Sandwiches, as well as MIS's signature hot dog, the POUTINE DOG. Both can be found at Northern Exposures in grandstand Section 35.
based mike joy confirming the GT is a homologation special for GTE
>Fuel milage race
Here comes the memes
>>76634190
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to
>>76634104
I really wish Norm hadn't changed his number for this reason. This style 57 was just so perfect
>>76634208
poutine is gross faglord
>>76634208
>POUTINE DOG
I never knew I wanted this until now
>>76634236
Putin dog?
>>76634208
>Peameal Bacon
Had to look that up
wtf Canada?
Explain yourselves
When was the last time a driver followed up his first win with a win in the following race? Blaney is about to do just that.
Two same numbers and Kryle fuccin dies
>>76634235
actual poutine is amazing but that thing looks like an abomination
>>76634282
Let's try again
If this post contains repeating digits, Kylel will choke this race away
>>76634304
Ok 1 more
soon
>>76634282
>>76634304
>>76634310
Kyle wins lol
>>76634282
Kryle has no gas
>>76634317
I wanna fuck her so bad
>MFW if Kyle Runs out of fuel and loses again
>>76634235
If you don't like poutine, MIS has plenty of other hot dogs to chater to you. Found at the Coca-Cola Champions Grill, grandstand section , options include:
The tacho dog
>Chili, cheese and smashed tater tots on a hot dog
The cheeseburger dog
>Hamburger and cheese inside of a link, topped with lettuce, pickle and onion
The Reuben dog
>Just like a Reuben would be made, with Thousand Island dressing and swiss cheese
The coney dog
>A traditional coney dog, with coney sauce from Todoroff's in Jackson, diced onion and mustard
The buffalo dog
>A hot dog topped with bleu cheese crumbles, diced celery and Frank's RedHot
>pic related
The Chicago dog
>A hot dog on a poppy seed bun with neon green relish, sport peppers and tomato wedges
If digits then Kryle gets destroyed and provides a butthurt interview
Ok can someone at least link me some fanfic? I wanna know what all the hypes about
>ywn get drunk with Danica
>>76634348
I'm not driving 700 miles to eat your fucking food juden
>>76634336
Juniors fucked
>>76634348
What is your endgame?
>>76634353
>boogity boogity boogity! let's go raping, boys!
>>76634348
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
Michigan International Speedway and Americrown Service Corp would like to announce the Dinger Dog, a sausage shaped homage to NASCAR superstar AJ Allmendinger. This delicious dog offers a spicy twist on MIS's traditional Coney style wiener. Topped with spicy coney sauce from Todoroff's in Jackson, diced onions, Jalapenos, and mustard, this dog is sure to start your engines!
>>76634348
Reuben dog sounds pretty good
If Kyle wasn't so autistic, would he have been on a track to F1?
>17th
You're Kyle Busch. You have the win in hand.
How do you blow it?
A. Run out of fuel.
B. Blow an engine.
C. Blow a tire.
D. Late caution flag and bad pit strategy gets you caught in the back of the field.
E. Speeding penalty on final pit stop.
F. Get passed on the final lap.
>>76634409
>shaped like AJ Allmendinger
>>76634414
no, the Busch brothers grew up on dirt and then later on the asphalt bullring in las vegas
>>76634427
Speeding penalty of course
>>76634427
Gonna Go with A
>>76634427
I don't care which happens but check these
Whys the 34 not got a sponsor? What happened to loves?
>>76634414
he had a chance to but it was USf1
>>76634444
fuckin checked
>>76634444
nice
>>76634444
Checked
>>76634444
>>76634444
>>76634451
I heard he got offered a Toyota F1 test
>>76634444
>>76634427
Today it's going to be D.
>>76634384
I am compiling these posts and replies so that I can submit a formal application for a top level position in Americrown's PR department.
I just woke up a few minutes ago from 24 hours of cars in gravel traps what's went down before rn
>>76634449
Unwrapped Backup car after he went out in qualifying.
>>76634444
>Brian Scott digits
RIP #44
>>76634409
>>76634431
Sausage molded into the shape of AJ's dick. It takes at least two to satisfy even the smallest of women.
kyle may finally hang himself if he runs out of fuel
drew breezes
>>76634444
Oh my.
CAWSHUN
HE'S GONNA LOSE ON ANOTHER CAUTION LADS
>>76634487
>inb4 Speeding on pit Road or a collision
DUBREE CAWSHUN
Nice mystery debris
meme caution
>>76633084
>He forgot Greg Sacks
Damn it, I liked where this one was going.
>meme debris with 20 to go
not even being subtle
>de bris
>>76633706
Here it comes
>>76634582
No other option here
>tfw Hoots tells you to put it out
kyle will be cucked hard
>>76634600
Big daddy hoots is so strong and sexy
Id like to tell him to
>put it in
>put it in
http://www.c-s-s-a.com/?p=8112
Kryle cucking incoming
Did anybody else here see Cars 3 and if so what did you think?
Well hey, the race is almost over! Before you head home, why not grab dinner at the track?
Michigan Intenrational Speedway is proud to provide you with a one of a kind dish on the NASCAR circuit, latkes & creamed chipped beef! These potato pancakes are topped with a chipped beef gravy, sour cream and green scallions. They are sure to satisfy a race fan and keep you filled for the drive home tonight!
>>76634631
>Iaintclickingthatshitnigga.jpg
kyle will be btfo in less than 2 laps
>>76634665
Who the fuck would order Chipped beef at a fucking Race Track?
>>76634631
I regret clicking that
>>76634658
>le quirky female wins everything
nah
>>76634665
>>76634689
That pissed me off too. I liked everything else in the movie but that made it go from a 9/10 for me to a 6/10.
digits are what place kryel finishes
>>76634713
Rolling for winnar
Larson is the best Kyle
>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >AHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>Clit
>Busch getting passed by rookies
Boyah
>clit
>CLIT
CAUTIONS
if he doesnt pit this time he needs to fire his crew chief
>clit
>Kissy
LARSON IS THE NEXT SMOKE
Q.E.D.
>fake caution causes a real caution
>>76634758
BREED
Hopefully no cautions for gravel. My only request.
5 and 88 to the back. Hendrick is bad this year.
>>76634763
>Kyle stays out and runs out of gas on the last lap and finishes 20th
Please let his happen.
http://www.c-s-s-a.com/?p=11707
Who do you guys like more out of this new generation of drivers
>Larson
>Buescher
>Chase
>Suarez
>Jones
>Blaney
>Bubba
>Autism
>>76634786
Delet
>>76634771
GREEN WHITE CHECKERS
>>76634801
>no TY
mot that it matters
>>76634801
Bubba
He's not that great of a driver, but he seems chill as hell to hang out with
So fucking hungry. Want chase to win desu but he's gonna fuck this restart up
LE "QUICKY" YELLOW
THEY SHOULD ALL BE LIKE THIS YOU DIPS
WE AREN'T FUCKING FROGS THIS ISN'T A SIX MILE COURSE
>>76634801
Blaney. Chase almost hit jet dryer like that Montoya spic and he's kinda gay.
>>76634801
Blaney
>>76634801
21,42,24
>yfw Danny and Kylel get into it here
>>76634801
Anyone except Chase
Gordonfags spread their cancererous support to him
Digits confirm big one on restart. Danica ends up winning.
>>76634801
Jones
>>76634821
YOU HAVE NO GRAVEL
>Daniclels
Danica nooooo
>Women
Danica could have won. What a shame.
LOL DANICA OWNED AGAIN
Blame Blaney
Danica fucked out of nowhere hahahahaahahahahahah
lol chase fucked it up. Like always. Of course.
hahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahhhahahahh
D A N I C A
A
N
I
C
A
Danica is kill
DANICA DED
inb4 Danica Tantrum
FUCKING FERDS STOP SPREADING GRAVEL REEEEEEE
Danica dun Bubba'd
Chase always has been and always will be a faggot
>>76634883
I'd be pissed off too
how does Larson drive that car with such huge testicles?
Also
>a fucking taco
I bet the body guys at SHR are going to throw a party when she retires.
Suarez reacted poorly
http://celeb.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600094357
all of this because of a bullshit debris caution
Danica got dare I say it.....BLA
C
K
E
D
Ya'll are fucking idiots. That had nothing to do with Danica. That was all Suarez not being in control of his car.
>>76634907
why? she keeps them employed, they probably have gotten thousands in overtime from her """driving"""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>76634894
Please tell car number SIXTY-SIX to stop spreading gravel.
>will never forget that meme from a few hours ago
>>76634920
>it could have been kylel running out of gas with 2 to go and a race to the checkers between larson, chase, and blaney
>instead we get a bunch of wrecked cars
>>76634928
Power is our 2017 Indycar champion
>Bubba caused the accident that wrecked Danica
fucking based
is anybody in this thread at the race?
also what are the cars doing during this time... cruising around until commercials are done?
>>76634975
>Black man abusing a white woman
Why am I not surprised
>>76634983
yes you dumbass
L A R S O N
>>76634713
ahahaha he might do worse than this
>>76634993
makes me respect bubba desu
alpha males don't take no shit from women
Larson's got it.
>Hendrick getting outrun by a satellite team
W E W
>>76634975
That crash involved a Mexican guy, a black guy, and a woman. Am i still watching NASCAR?
>>76634928
>Defending Danicles
Disney rigged this race
Based Larson
JR stole a top 10 finish out of that clusterfuck
K A C H O W
A
C
H
O
W
>>76635032
And a Japanese guy wins.
Ayy Lightning McQueen won kachow
WE
DID
IT
BOYS
I legit thought this was Larson's first win
>white flag has a sponsor
>Movie market towards autistic people wins
>>76635055
>Other Kyle Wins LOL
Larson doing burnouts in victory lane like I do in video games.
Larson tears up victory lane lmao
Did Larson win another race this year before this? I can't remember
Legit think he'll win the championship
>>76635087
California
>>76635087
Cali
L A R S O N ' S Y E A R
>>76635077
Reminds me of the WRC
>Sebastien wins LOL
At least chip won a race today
would you jamie little
>>76635090
Larson will finish second in points. That's what he does.
chip got a win out of this weekend lmao
>>76635059
More like Righning McQreen, right?
Is Elliot in the playoffs?
If not, can he get in yet?
Well, at least Gnassi didn't stink up this track the way they did LeMans...
>ginger qt
>that slutty monster chick in the background
>>76633706
EVERY
TIME
>>76635134
And Texas
I was off and on watching at the end, what happened to Kryle? He was leading then all of a sudden he was like 7th.
>>76635187
his replacement crew chief is shit tier
>Metroid Prime 4 announced at E3
>Kyle chokes
I'm so happy lads
>>76635097
>>76635103
thanks
Another week, another Joe Gibbs loss
Road course racing next week
feels good lads
>>76635187
Toyota curse.
did they interview kyle afterwards? i assume he was salty
>>76635295
same as yesterday
no interview
>"Kyle Busch declined comment on the finish via spokesperson on pit road"
>>76635295
Cursed through team chat and then went off to sulk
>>76635295
After looking at how he speed off to pit road during the cool down lap i assume so.
lol
>no wins for toyota
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
jr is live
https://www.pscp.tv/DaleJr/1YqJDwnARnYGV