>in South Carolina on vacation >at coffee place >ask

ITT: reasons why México is better than PooSA

>in Virginia on vacation
>at baseball park
>ask for an espresso
>get shot

>vacationing anywhere in the USA other than California or the North East

>>76626130
Sherman was right. The South was a mistake and should be burnt down again.

>>76626130
I remember one time on 4chan when one autistic anon went on a 10+ post rant about how expresso is actually the authentic French term.

>be in Alabama
>Ask for movie tickets
>Get shot

>>76626130
>SC
>Vacation

You did this to yourself

>be in New Orleans
>ask where dey got dem shoes
>get shot

>in New York
>shitpost IRL
>become president

>In South Carolina
Found the problem
Sage for not sports

Why would you willingly go to the USA of all places

>be on 4/sp/
>discuss anything outside the designated General
>get baleted

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>in College Station,Texas
>Go Buy some German Beer
>some frat guy starts hazing me

>>76626343
>be on 4/sp/
>read anything that doesn't conform to the General standard
>get triggered

>be in charleston sc
>walk through king and market streets
>stop for food and coffee
>it's actually quite nice

i was legit surprised

>>76626130
fuck you southern accent is best accent.

you're dumb as fuck northern women eat my accent up.

go die faggot.

>at work
>some twerpy little yankee comes in
>wearing a fedora and fingerless gloves
>acting all European and gay
>asks for espresso
>fuck with him
>literally starts crying and starts typing into his phone

>>76626436
Go to West End Elixir Co
Tell Bruce that Mike and Josh sent you
??????
Free drink

>>76626130
>vacationing in the south
why would you do this to yourself?

>>76626324
Underrated post.

>>76626477
South Carolina and North Carolina are America's best kept secrets. Any further South and you get into God's sweaty armpits of hell.

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>>76626130
Fuck off yank

>>76626207
>communistfornia
> a good place for vacation.

>>76626324
...sigh.

>>76626483
>>76626494
>>76626576
>Northern Aggression

>>76626524
Why do people vacation in Ethiopia? It sometimes makes you realise how good you have life.

>>76626586
Hello, how's your holiday going?

>>76626592
you're right you are absolutely right that's exactly what it was.

give this stupid faggot a gold sticker.

>>76626207
>Commiefornia
>Jew York

Is that really the best America has to offer now?

>>76626622
People vacation in Ethiopia?

>>76626622
I've literally never heard of anyone vacationing in Ethiopia. Kenya or South Africa sure. But Ethiopia?

>>76626681
Only in the minds of Jew Yorkers or Commiefornians

>>76626703
>>76626711
Anthony Bourdain did.

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>>76626771
>Anthony Bourdain

>>76626749
>California is now the first majority non-white State in America
>Cuckolds will defend this

Sad.

>>76626771
He'll travel anywhere. That's literally one of his main things.

>>76626711
>>76626703
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Tourism-g293790-Ethiopia-Vacations.html

>literally the same thing
>plagued by negros and crime
>claim to be more Christian than others
>muh culture

The South was a mistake.

>>76626681
If you like Beaches and Humidity Florida might be an Option

>>76626848
Florida is honestly a garbage state. Disney World and Universal get old after about 5 minutes, and the only other things the state has to offer are humidity and hurricanes. Miami is nice if you like Cubans, I suppose.

>>76626826
>not Hawaii or New Mexico

Hawaii is the least white state and is also one of the best tbhwy

>>76626848
Florida is literally the worst state. It's main import are the poor dysfunctional fags who can't take living in states with actual standards.

>>76626848
Florida would be cool if it weren't for the humidity and the alligators.

>>76626839
>he unironically fought a war to enrich the USA with negroes
I believe it's the North that did mistake friend

>vacationing ANYWHERE in America

you're all a bunch of white race traitors and i'm going to murder as many of you as possible

i-is Maine the GOAT state?

>be from Ohio
>at FC Cincinnati soccer game, finding our seat
>national anthem starts playing
>fat woman screams "stop walking" to everyone around her

>>76626896
No one likes Cubans, even other Cubans. They literally have an actual distinction between west and east sides that persist in America, even though at this point they are all third generation Americans.

It's a shame Trump is bending over for them to hope another Florida win.

>>76626903
I'm not asking that you life there. We are talking about Vacation

>>76626324
wew lad

>>76626985
Vermont > Rhode Island > Mass > New Hampshire > Maine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Connecticutt*

>*CT is debatably part of New England

>>76626938
Calm down, Muhammad.

>>76626986
>be 13 years old
>go to Seaworld Orlando
>Get there when the gates open
>5 min in
>National Anthem starts playing
>everybody stops

>>76627074
Switch New Hampshire and Rhode Island and I agree. Vermont is GOAT.

>>76626901
>Hawaii
>One of the best
>Democrat voters
>Highest % of welfare recipients
>Hate whites

Hawaii is trash.

>>76627013
Germans are literally the worst tourists. They're cheap, pasty white, and try to play the 'I don't understand anything about America' card way too often.

>>76627135
we are not used to tipping culture

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>be from allah-bam-ma
>go to the miss-uh-sippy futbawl game
>teh-xes wiyuns the darn gaym

gosh darn

>>76627118
Vermont is GOAT. I live in RI for business, but when I retire I plan on living in Vermont. Hopefully the Bernie Bros don't turn it into another New Hampshire by then.

>>76626240
>french
>espresso is originally Italian

Jesus Christ

>>76627169
>we are not used to culture

FTFY

>be in this thread
>it becomes the best thread on 4/sp/
>mods come and shut it down

>>76626324
>in Germany
>be Ahmed
>blow yourself up

>>76627189
leave the northeast for once in your life you masshole faggot

>>76627074
from experience New Hampshire is objectively best NE state.

>>76627235
>Americans
>talking about culture

>>76626207
>not wyoming

>>76627218
If your state doesn't have an authentic little Italy with actual espresso bars... I feel bad for you. Nothing beats a nice cappuccino and sfogliatella the morning of a Football Sunday.

>>76627292
>literally who the state

>>76627129
>Ignoring one of the GOAT vacation spots because of your /pol/ tier beliefs.
Sad

>>76627325
>what are national parks and wilderness

>>76627321
Everything in New England North of NYC has horrible food

>>76627270
I travel all over the country for business. Best non-New England places?

1. Savannah, GA
2. Country Club Plaza Area, KC
3. Tempe, AZ
4. West Loop Chicago
5. Naples, FL

>>76627394
>I work for Nintendo: The Post

>>76627280
Whenever you krauts try reforming your culture a more superior Western nation has to hit you in the mouth.

>>76627417
I thought Nintendo was up by Seattle, which is why they owned the Mariners?

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>>76627394
>he role plays
>on 4chan

>>76627332
>Going to a place you aren't welcome and where everyone hates you

I thought only liberals and "refugees" did that.

Honest question here.

Is there a 1 or 2 syllable for a person for people from the south? Obviously yank and Yankee are inappropriate.

>>76627500
>having most connecting flights end up in Baltimore

Life is suffering.

>>76627586
Yeah, it's 'retard'.

>>76627586
redneck

Though I also use Mouth Breather.

>>76627394
>tempe

That place is a piece of shit and I lived there for 5 years. Nothing but drunk truck bros and sorority whores that dont put out if youre not rocking whatever meme is popular for 5 days. Plus ASU athletics is horrible (exception baseball, but it's played in 100+ weather)

>>76627586

hick

>>76627636
>chad thundercocks are mean and the women don't like fedora wearing autists

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>>76627423
your country is nothing but a joke and this is not a joke.

>>76627586
>Yank/Yankee
>The South

Is this a new meme?

>>76627763
Carribeans use Yanqui for all White Americans, so take it for what you will.

>>76627639
Isn't hick/redneck is generally applied to rural people, regardless of state?

>>76627818
Depends, but as they usually fly the rebel flag it's acceptable to lump them in with then Southern scum.

>>76627803
Yeah, but that's the Caribbean. It's filled with blacks, I don't have high expectations of them. Just look what they did to Haiti.

>people unironically think hick and redneck are insults

fuck yankees are fucking retarded.

>>76627917
Yet the South thought electing one with a piss fetish was a good idea.

>>76627956
>Still falling for the (golden)watergate meme

When do you think Trump will be impeached? Any day now?

>>76627956
yet the north wanted to elect a dumb cunt who would though not using secure terminals was a good idea.

>>76627394
whats that a tripfag on 4chan is rich and travels all over the country for business?

gee ya dont say

>>76628003
Good thing she didnt just hand it over!

>>76627321
It's pronounced cap-you-seen-oh

>>76628000
Hopefully never. Trump is the best thing the dems have going for them. Everything he tries to do is a complete shitshow and submarines the conservative agenda, plus Trump is the ultimate recruiting tool for the uninformed undecided, just like Bush was in the early aughts and Obama was for the stormfags.

Trump gets impeached and you have Psycho bull queer Pence ramrodding a bunch of shitty policies through quietly and effectively

y'all yankees slow as molasses, you best be ordering fireball on tap boy

>>76628127
This.

>>76627332
My sister lives there, hates it. I go there twice/year, hate it. Fuck that place.

>>76626130
>South Carolina
>espresso
You're supposed to eat biscuits and gravy and sleep for 18 hours a day when you're in the south, An. Not sip your faggy yank drinks.

>>76628341
if she hates hawaii why would she stay there

all ive heard about hawaii is how terrible it is to live on. prices jacked way up, terrible economy, annoying weather.

>>76627394
naples is terrible, and therefore so is your post.

>>76628376
Married to a mah-reen stationed there. It's great the first time you visit but man does it get tiresome quick. Right about all that plus the natives ain't big fans of you.

>lived in bay area most of my life
>fucking autist loser so been a shut-in for most of it
>have never experienced all the great things this area has to offer (weather, beaches, forests, hikes, mountains, snow, restaurants and food, etc)
>don't even have that arrogant californian personality that everyone hates because was never able to foster it
>sometimes think about what it would be like in another area and if life would change for me, highly doubtful, and i don't even know how to make such a huge move like that anyway

>>76628341
Mine lives in Easley, SC. Never been never hope to.

>>76628597
how do you afford it? The Bay area is so expensive it's incredible.

>>76628597
are you gay

>>76628497
>t. poorfag

>>76628705
take one guess my man take one guess

>>76628751
NEET with parents?

>>76627292
Nice place to visit, terribly inconvenient to live in.

>>76628724
>disliking a humid, not on the ocean beach town that's full of tourists and elderly people means you're poor.

LOL naples isn't even where rich people in florida live, idiot. If you thought its some sort of affluent paradise, you're probably the poor one.

>>76628763
parents yes, but not NEET

weird thing is it sounds like its actually really common for people nowadays to still live at home, even people not in high cost of lviing areas i think

>>76628775
Well the post was about vacationing.

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>>76628724
>mfw family has a house on Star Island

>>76628830
>implying all of Florida isn't humid and shitty

Naples is the best city in Florida. Coral Gables and Longboat Key are also nice but have way too many proximity negatives. Anywhere north of Tampa/WPB is cancer.

>>76628890
How do they enjoy distributing cocaine?

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>>76628127
>implying the Democrats have any chance of winning after 50% of their voter base is sent back and walled off

I fucking love American elections. They're like irl movies

>"What kind of idiot loses a billion dollars?"
>Proceeds to lose billion dollars on failed run for the Presidency
>Hillary 98.8% chance of winning
>Loses
>Leave no stone unturned looking for evidence that Trump has committed crimes
>Have to settle for a tape of him talking about how rich guys get pussy (shocker) and pay some roasties to say he raped them
>Neither of which work
>Wins Presidency
>Obama won't step down
>Trump will be impeached his first week
>I mean second week
>I mean first month
>I mean first year
>I mean first term
>Jill (((Stein))) says if she can raise $1m she'll pay to have the votes recounted
>Desperate liberals throw $7m at her to make it happen
>Gets one lot of votes recounted (WI iirc)
>Trump is found to have 3 extra votes that were never counted
>Hillary has 5 that were fraudulently counted
>(((Stein))) just keeps the other $6m (probably to buy a summer house next to Bernie's)
>That's before you even get into the emails that (((CNN))) said were "illegal to look at", but they had the "authority to show you which ones you can see"
>Just ignore all of the blatant crimes she committed because it was her turn
>Spent 40 years building up to THAT moment only to lose to a New York mobster who picked up politics the year before as a hobby because the Apprentice wasn't being renewed
>It's over for Drumpf this time

Sad.

>>76628992
>/pol/ fag triggered

Don't worry, Trump is doing great. Every president and everyone they know lawyers up.

>>76628992
>still has royalty

>>76626130
>vacationing in the south
You deserve it

>in Texas for business
>everyone sounds and acts mentally retarded

back to /ck/ with your stale memes.

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>Living in the South

>>76626483
It's the motherly instinct women have, they hear your accent and just assume you're retarded. Don't hold it against them for just wanting to help you out

>Tfw California has the best climate but also the worst people

Seriously considering moving to Texas or the South, lads. I just want to be warm year round.

>>76627956
If I write fanfiction here about Trump will you accept it as absolute fact or does it need to originate from /pol/ and "leaked" through retards in order for you to gargle it.

Worst thing about the south is the lack of quality 'za.

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>>76627292
I couldn't drive fast enough thru there desu

>>76629912
I am sure Muller doesn't have the Tape and Christopher Steele was making it all up. Certainly, it has nothing to do with anything. WHY EVEM WORRY!?

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>>76626576
>leeaboos

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>>76630408
>tfw speeding ticket in woyming

>>76630408
>not going to yellowstone or grand teton

Myrtle Beach is pretty cool

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>>76626576
Why is the South chock full of losers?

>>76626681
>New York
>not block island/cape cod/Martha's vinyard/etc.

Literally neck yourself you JF