/heem/

Colby would rape khabib and yuropoors would be crying for days!

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>>76594065
Paige bless

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first for

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1st for no chin

>>76594065
One last run for Arlovski's chin.

>>76594065
Fuck you faggit

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who /30 or more pints/ here

>>76594090
Why does he try so hard to be Jorge?

What time's the holly/correia fight?

>arlovski is a legend in poland

can any poles here confirm or deny?

>>76594112
he did it first you casual

>it's an old chinless HW fights "smart" episode

>>76594102
WAR PADDY

I told you niggas to pray for a quick KO but you didn't listen

This is depressing.

>arlovski might fuck up my picks
FUCK

RIP

>Being a chinlet

kek

>>76594137
>picking arlovski
is it 2015 already

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just stop the fight

ONE MINUTE CMON

HOLD ON

>>76594137
>Picking arlovski post usada

>>76594116
20 minutes or so

>almost letting it slip

Weidmanesque

>That shaub guard
Hes got this

ALMOST KOD HIM

ARLOVSKI STILL IN THIS

OH MY GOD

>>76594076
He's definitely not getting a title shot. Magny would be a good test, though.

holy shit another minute and he would have won right there

WARLOVSKI

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>>76594153
i take that back

>>76594167
wow rude

>AY GREAT FUCKIN JOB DOOD

>tybura is exhausted from sitting on someone for 4.5 minutes, WHY NOT GET IN SHAPE YOU CHUBBY FUCK

the end saved secured the 10-9 insead of a 10-8 for arlovski

>>76594121
He's not

Biggest rope a dope since Ali-Foreman

wait why did tybura suddenly drop all defense, shit >>76594151
shouldn't have bragged i jinx'd it

Faaark the pitbull is a beast!

>three minutes in full mount
>can't even KO arlovski

KEK
E
K

This weak faggot is gonna be a nice snack for NgannOAT

hes fucking GASSED?!?!!??!?
My picks are in grave danger

why did arlovski just lay there like a moron!? bump you fucking moron

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>>76594167
that a bit gay desu

>>76594194
yeah it sounded like total bullshit

hardy is a fag

>arlovski clinching
how can you be tired from getting hit for 4,5 minutes

OH MY FUCK ARLOVSKI YOU CAN DO IT YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

>>76594209
just filter canada for an hour or two. he'll go away

>>76594209
>Arlovski letting him rest

>10 minutes of gassed heavyweights

>>76594167
is that kevin lee

lmao, these tanks are empty

this is embarrassing, useless fat git better not ruin my picks

tybura should have picked his shots instead of throwing a million babby hammerfists

What a shit main card

ERRBOW
ERRBOW
ERRBOW
ERRBOW

>>76594244
girl butts soon

>>76594223
what type of autism is this?

arlovski is smart

he holds on, and unexpectedly letting go and unloading

this is always the downside of hw when they dont finish it looks bad

Dat fight iq. Rock him then go for the clinch. Sigh,

>arlovski keeps landing when he throws
>keeps grappling

"okay"

>inb4 draw

man that fat polish dude is gassed out of his mind

gassed heavyweights and sperg gayposting

wewlad

Colby's win was awesome. Tasting the tears of all y'all DBZ fanboys is delicious.

>>76594257
Some /asp/ fag that spams gay porn and scat because he got BTFO by heem

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>>76594181
i resend that. stop this borefest

i think arlovski is just taking a page out of colby' book

>>76594279
shut up faggot

>>76594288

Stop posting Bart you autist

shambolic

>its an arlovski schaub episode robbery

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First for my girl

1
1

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>>76594279
Lol based Greece working this bitch ass spammer

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>>76594292

>>76594121
I literally don't know him and I've been following mma for years
this is so bs

19-19

This main card has been meh so far and I can't believe Holm/Betche

>>76594299
looks like an ayylmao

do they have treadmills in poland

>>76594281
LMAO for real? that's pretty fucking pathetic that he holds such a grudge for so long like dude fuck off and people would forget

>>76594299
I already came inside her, lad.

Ward-Kovalev 2 will save the day. Serge the Great White Hope with the KO

>With Arlovski being so durable

What the fuck Dan

>>76594322
nice

>>76594279
What's that list for?

arlovskis corner is saying take him down

>>76594327
how's your stream faster than fightpass?

Arlovskis about to retire

UFC probably has great plans for the asian market putting together such an amazing fight card

>>76594343

TV lad

use your massive gut to keep him down you piece of shit

>it's heavyweights having a nap episode

god fucking damnit

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>>76594326
But can he withstand twelve rounds of boxing-wrestling against Pound of Pound #1, Andre "Son of God" Ward?

what a shit card

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main was a mistake

>spammer hates calendars and bunda
really complicated guy

this is frustrating

just stand up nigga

>>76594356
Which fighter is this?

theem sleepy

arlovski looks terrible lol

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>spicy prelims
>fucking shit main card

almost every single time, why, WHY?

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>>76594367
wrong pic desu
ftfy

what the fuck is this

>it's an arlovski retires episode

Arlovski will die from CTE

getting lay and prayed by an absolute bum

>>76594299
fuckk

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>>76594400
people at prelims are spicy because they're trying to get in main card

>5 loses in a row

He has to be cut

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I'll watch the highlights later I'm sleepy

i was gonna win the picks but arlovski fucked my picks

Help us Holly Holm, you're our only hope

>>76594444
quads confirm

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Would have been a decent day if I turned off the stream after RDA/Saffedine. I should have known without even watching that the rest of the fights would be shit.

>>76594427
how fast would ngannou have beaten this bum?

Where the GOOF's at?

And people say manlets are boring.

>>76594435
bellator will pick him up and put him as the main event.

Polish fighters are so fucking boring

Bonus predictions:

FOTN: Li/Camacho
POTN: Covington, Tuck, and one of Walt/Sasaki
KO of the Night: Walt
Sub of the Night: Sasaki

I don't think they really give out the last 2 anymore, though.

>28-27

what

>no greg jackson
wut did arlovski switch camps

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>>76594433
I hear that, its a fuckin shame though

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>>76594443
>picking Arlovski

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Literally the easiest picks of my life

>>76594444
i hope she heems bethe with a spicy kick who will then proceed to confusedly get up and twerk, it might make this card slightly more entertaining

Adrei "dada 5000" Arlovski

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>>76594420
Raising CTE awareness
And my CTE awareness picks are still alive!

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just a few goofs this round. we're gonna set a winner record i think

>>76594479
10-10 second

>>76594487
Watch Bethe win now

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>>76594452
>Would have been a decent day if I turned off the stream after RDA/Saffedine
Feel the damn same.
The prelims and that had me feeling good about my decision to stay and watch this card.

Now I just feel regret and like I've wasted my time

>>76594444
Kek
Holly will be just as bad

hahaha that fucking voice.

sounds like anderson silva got caught in a house fire

>>76594479
I also wondered about that

The fuck is with this nigga's voice? Steroid abuse?

>>76594477
They just do POTN now, lad. Haven't done KO or S for a while.

>>76594499
I told you this shit was gonna happen when you put Gomi in but you didn't listen

>>76594501

That doesnt add up you mong

>That bants
not bad

>>76594499
>if Holm loses it's zero winners

>>76594471
they need to be culturally enriched goy
look at Nigannou proudly representing Al-Francia & Diakiese for Britsanistan

manlet hardy cucked

>>76594481
he left after Jackson and Wink chose to corner Reem over him

dick move by those coaches 2bh but can't expect more from a money grubbing rat like Greg Jackson

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>oh no more questions let me take 30 more breaths real quick

>>76594499
Schaub gets the picks again

Shieeet there's a tupac movie? How'd I miss this

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>>76594526
i just noticed that

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How would John Wick do in the UFC?

Nig Nogu took what was left of Arlovski

>>76594524
barely awake right now, give me a break

ARE YOU READY FOR HISH HISH

>>76594534
It's really fucking bad, don't bother with it.

Get ready for the peoples main event guys!

>>76594479
10-8
8-10
10-9

>>76594519
wasn't my choice m8. it was voted on

Beathch looks like a mean bitch right now

>Bethe uppercuts herself
Cant wait

>>76594529
Are you talking about the Reem-Arlovski fight from last year? Because the exact opposite of what you said happened

>>76594544
nigga its anywhere from 7 am where you live you some neetfag

This main event is such a joke it actually pisses me off.

>>76594551

>Second round 10-8 for Arlovski

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>>76594542
He's doing great

welp, was a pretty good night of fights. see ya next weekend for Chiesa/Lee my friends. that's gonna be lowkey FOTY

>>76594316
You're from Neverland.The only ufc woman fighter you have is DeRandamie that zulu thing who looks like the predator and you're talking about Maryna?WTF hahaha TSU Reeeeee laki

>>76594534
>>76594547
Biggie movie when?

ngannou vs fat polish guy is the fight, winner gets STEEP

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>She wants the title back
HSSH HHSHHH HSH HSSH SHH SHHS SHH

AHAHA THEY'RE USING HOLM GETTING FUCKED AS THE PROMO

>>76594551
In absolutely what universe are either 1 or 2 a fucking 10-8.

>>76594564
idk im just guessing, shitshow all around maybe there was a 10-7 first

>implyign I will watch this bs """main event"""

WOW REMEMBER 208 GUYS

REMEMBER GDR IS A CHAMP

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JUST

Fight card is over for me

>>76594561
hashtag ufc hawaii

>>76594542
Tony Ferguson vs John Wick for interim Wickweight belt when ?

>>76594570
shut up malaka

SHISH

SHISH

SHIHS

SHH
SHH

I'm kind of watching hoping for memes

This main card has sucked it out of me so far I need to be pumped up

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>tfw you might win picks
>check picks template
>10 winners
Doesn't feel as good 2bh.

>>76594573
isn't there one already? I know they tried to recreate this event but failed miserable because the lyrics they put in were trash compared to the one Biggie spat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSx03q1-1KA

>that walkout song

Just lumped 50 on Betche by KO at 11/1

>>76594594
It literally can't be worse than the last 2 fights

>>76594593
fuck this happened last week too kek

jackson wink HATES high kicks, I hate jackson wink

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>>76594613
this

>this choice for walkout music

are fighters unable of having a decent musical taste

>this music

why do women have the worst walkout songs

>>76594636
>>76594638
>>76594639
kek

Bitches face looking swole as fuck

>caring about walkout music

you guys are lowkey autistic

Is there a fighter that looks better from the waist down than Betch?

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>>76594613
If Holy wins thats gonna be my 4th win

Miesha had the best wmma walk-out.

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>>76594636
>>76594639
>>76594621
What went wrong

yfw this will unironically have more action than the RDA fight AND the arlovski fight

If Bethe wins I'll attempt to jerk off to her face later

>>76594648
the type of guy to plays an eminem linkin park remix for his first fight

>>76594656
this

TIME FOR THE BETCH EFFECT

WITNESS

>letting your dad pick your walkout music

>>76594656
it was some katy perry shit right?

Dan Hardy just called Holm the best Boxer we've ever seen in MMA. Nigga James Tony did MMA. Nigga Conor's about to fight the Boxing GOAT kek

>>76594656
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAAAAAAARRR

>>76594652
shes gonna KO holly just for you

oh boy

>>76594650
Mackenzie

>>76594610
TAKE IMMIRGANTS

MAKE YOUR SUV MORE SUV TO THE CORE ON 3G METRO

>>76594656
agree

also ronda and joanna

why the fuck is holly playing some guitar hero shit?

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>>76594638
RDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvQ1AsafOAE

>>76594668
post jessica eye fight face only

what song is this

>>76594674
Roar by Katy PErry

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This is the worst main card of the year tbqh

>>76594650

>>76594624
It can tho

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>>76594656
Honda had, very fitting, very Shrek

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>>76594682

>>76594656
Mickey Gall

I swear if I could watch this on fast forward I would

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>>76594668
>>76594650
if you like small tits then its from the neck down. i like short thick women so its golden for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLXQltR7vUQ

This would be my walkout desu

>>76594691
shit

>people forgetting Juliana Pena has the best walkout music in WMMA

>>76594694
looks like a dude

>>76594699
Weimerica rising

>>76594682
DENBTS

>>76594687
>guitar hero shit
lmao

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Oh for sure my man 100%

>>76594691
Led Zeppelin- Black Dog

>>76594691
black dog by led zeppelin

>>76594707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kTBbTSjZpI

>>76594688
eh, this one's the only good one imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97-pbqSPT8M&feature=youtu.be&t=2m19s

Calling it now. Holly's gameplan:

>Circle
>Circle
>Attack with 1-2 combo may or may not get countered
>Back out
>Repeat for the next five rounds

>>76594706
Her body's not bad but that face is fucking horrendous, that's why it'll be a challenge.

>>76594720
TOUHCE

>>76594682
Just shoot the boats Aristotelis

What a load of bollocks

Unironically mad now this card has pissed me off and this main event makes it that mych worse

>>76594738
Yup. Maybe she'll mix it up and follow the 1-2 with a kick at the end but the back away.

i hope this fight ends early cant take 5 rounds of this shit

>>76594691
You need to do yourself a favor and listen to the first 4 zeppelin albums

>>76594656
Verdum vs cain in mexico. Last of the mohicans song got me hyped as fuck!

>>76594744
thank you!

What's with Betch's face? Why is it so ugly?

>>76594727
madman

>>76594738
>countered
>betche

c'mon now

>HUSH HUSH
>barely hits

if we get 16 winners on the picks then heem has to start a bitcoin betting pot fee. like $.25 to submit picks and winners get the profit. this shit could be money

>>76594738

>Attack with 1-2 combo

SHISH SHISH

>>76594738
Calling it now. Holly's gameplan:

>Circle
>Circle
>SHH SHH SHH
>Back out
>Repeat for the next five rounds

I have to mute holms fights

Since when is Betche a "Kickboxer"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhhhpCiyvSY

meme but his walkout music was great

crowd do not give a single shit.

>>76594736
That's pretty good but still Bloodsport

>>76594745
soon. help us destroy the EU

IT'S A BATTLE OF THE BUNDAS

LIVE FROM SOUTH KOREA

IIIIITTTTTTT'SSSSSSS TIIIMMMMEEEEE

>>76594769
lol she's the bottom and Tecia the top

>>76594773
Why did she take test? Dummy!

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>>76594765
Bethe is unironically a better counter striker than Holm, she's just not lightfooted enough to make good use of it.

>>76594761
TRT.

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>>76594781

tfw to busy too watch the fight because shitposting

>>76594789
>south korea

why is this shit 5 rounds exactly

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>>76594650
this booty bandit

WITNESS THE BETCH EFFECT

Holm looking like a transexual stretch armstrong

ffs Ronda knocked out Betche in the 1st ffs

>>76594804
Main event always 5 rounds

>>76594720
I can take you :3

ISH ISH! SHUSH!

why is betche's fight kit green?

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>tschh

>>76594808
>all black twitter

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HISH

>>76594805
i aint mad at that

>>76594065


Is fightpass down ?

BETHE'S STOLEN HOLM'S SECRET ISH TECH

>>76594804
because chinks would ironicly pay for everything

>>76594736
WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njvi-lkCKfg

0 strikes in over 1 minute, looking like a good fight

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>2 minutes in
>28 feints 0 strikes

SHISH

>It cant be any worse than the last two fights
What did heem mean by this???????

>>76594842
Afraid of that overhand counter is Holly

HOLLY IS WONDERBOY AND BETHE IS WOODLEY IN THEIR REMATCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>think the fights are tomorrow night because I'm an idiot
>wake up fairly early anyways
>waste half an hour fapping
>realize the fights are on just in time for the main event

Could be worse.

AHAHAHA SHE'S COUNTERING HOLM

I FUCKING TOLD YOU IDIOTS

48-47 FOR THE PHENOM

ISH ISH

SHISH
UH
SHISH
SHISH
UH

delivery guy just when the fight started, did i miss anything spicy or just shish shish

lets counter the counter counter air punch sish

amazing
just amazing


Sums up this card

HIGH KICK HER BACK TO THE JUNGLE

>>76594856
Didn't miss much. Fights have been a bunch of decisions.

Am I looking at the FOTY right?

>>76594869
best card ever

>Betche her spastic stiff movement

It would be so embarrassing for Holly if she fucking loses to Betche.

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>shes hishing without even throwing

great fight

>Americans stayed the whole night up for this

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>tfw I stopped watching after the arlovski fight
Wmma is trash

>>76594872

Thanks mate, good to know. Any decent ones I should bother looking up later?

>>76594856
Prelims were good.
Main card has been terrible but RDA fight is alright
>>76594875
FOTC

Mayweather/McGregor get rekt we have true competition here

these girls taking shadowboxing to a whole new level

>>76594890
woke up early*

I don't know about those odds

>>76594890
H-help

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ISHH ISHH USH ISH USH

Pro job for both the commentators to at least keep it going. I would run out of words to say in no time.

>>76594891
>thinking anyone cares

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I forgot how dogshit Bethe was

>no game thread

What kinda sexist shit is this?

>>76594895
RDA vs Saffiedine was decent. I was asleep during prelims. Just watched the main card.

>literally USHing as she moves away and not throwing a strike

Umm what holly do again? She should punch more.

What happens when Singapore boos?

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>complaining about this fight
nigga i cant take my eyes off that bunda

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>>76594805
>tfw no powerful hips gf to squat on my dick

Fans lost that round 10-8

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Paying more attention to the thread than the fight.

Please make funny posts.
I'm just going to assume Holly wins every round

HOLLY GOT COUNTERED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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F I V E R O U N D S
I
V
E

R
O
U
N
D
S

wmma becoming worse than women's tennis

>>76594910
Theres no fight on here lad

holly holm is hesitant

>>76594918

I thought booing at a sporting event got you 10 of the best in Singapore.

>>76594917
ISH ISH HISH HSHIHSH

>this is a main event

why? Neither of them is a good fighter and neither of them is attractive.

10-7 Bethe

Holly fuck that's bad