>waaaaaaaaaaaaaah why can't i dodge taxes >waaaaaaaaaaaaaah

>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please

>>76593969
he knows he's going to jail, that's why he's shitting himself so much right now and doesn't even want to come back to spain

>>76594025
Good try Joan but there is no way (0% chance) he is going to TRIAL.
He is making a deal with the attorney.

more like

>why is the government stealing my money to give to NEETs and loser public workers

>>76594125
>He is making a deal with the attorney
like messi did? lmao

this is going to trial and he's getting 5 years in jail

>waaaaah pls gib me free stuff Corbyn

Wow that's pathetic, you had to find a picture of when he was 17 years old to find him crying

Meanwhile there's pictures of Messi over 30 years old crying like a fucking little bitch

>>76594132
>>76594147
alri Moly

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>>76594025
>hes going to jail

Reminder taxation is theft

>>76594025

Jail is for poor people

>>76594138
Yeah he's going to jail for defrauding the Spanish people of money. His cell mates will be Messi and Princess Cristina.
:^)

>>76594148
What's Messi got to do with this? The thread is about Ronaldo spitting his dummy out after getting caught.

>>76594148
He has passion. That's how he was able to win all of those World Cups for you...

>>76594138
Didn't loads of RM players like Ramos and Alonso basically get let off too?

Has there ever been a famous athlete or celebrity who committed tax fraud and actually went to jail for it? Anyone who owed as much or more than Ronaldo?

Not necessarily in Spain, just curious.

On topic: If he doesn't go to jail then the Spanish courts will look like a joke. No one should take them seriously.

>>76594586
Uli Hoeness did

>>76594586
>>76594586
Spain is the most corrupted country in the world

>>76594586
Wesley Snipes?

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>>76594586
in spain a few

>>76594667
>

>>76594667
> he didn't know he lives in argentina

>>76594606
kek

He got elected to president of Buyern after he was released. How fitting, they're a perfect match for each other.

>>76594025
>he's going to jail
jajajajajajaja

>>76594667
>Spain cpi: 58
Pretty bad
>Argentina cpi: 36
Literally Africa tier

>>76594892
the P in CPI is "pereception"

Argentines are just aware of it. Spaniards are deluded.

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>>76594025

>rich people going to jail in ASSpain

hey everyone... take a look at this dumbfuck scatalonian and laugh!!!!

>>76594586
Last 5 presidents of Barça have been on trial (one of them was declared innocent) an 2 of them have been in jail

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>>76594892
>>76594802
>>76594667
Based danish masterrace reporting in
Go back to your huts, Pablo's

>>76595032
see >>76594972

>>76594993
but that's just because of the "prucés"

>>76595032
>United Kingdom not corrupt
>what is the Rotherham scandal

Like I said, "first worlders" are just deluded, meanwhile get 1 million refugees per year and the police publishes fake crime statistics

They are in for a rough awakening

>>76594972
>The most selfdeprecating country in the world is somehow not aware of its own misery
I dont think so

>clueless faggots thinking this is not serious
guys, 15m is not joke, when messi was in trouble for 4m it was already a huge amount and got 21 months in jail, very close to the limit

there's a serious possibility of ronaldo getting a harsher sentence than messi, and that could mean jail time. He better behave with spanish justice

>>76595099
>meanwhile get 1 million refugees per year
/pol/ pls

>>76594025
Messi was in the same position

is he in jail? you fucking idiot

>>76595073
Good goy

>>76595149
>Messi was in the same position
no, you fucking mongoloid, messi was accused of 1/3rd the amount of tax fraud

>>76595161
>prucés starts
>catalan politicians and people related to Barça start to get justice trouble after all these years
>meanwhile Florentino and the rest of Castilians suffer nothing

I mean we even got confirmed by the minister that the government persecutes the disidency, mainly the catalans and Podemos

>>76595099
>>76595060
>He thinks it is the average Joe's perception that determines the result of the survey
Lmao Argentina stop embarrasing yourself

>>76595243
>Accused
No he was convicted

>>76595128
>Between 2010 and 2013, around 1.4 million non-EU nationals, excluding asylum seekers and refugees, immigrated into the EU each year using regular means, with a slight decrease since 2010.[2]

>In 2015 the number of asylum seekers arriving from outside Europe increased substantially during the European migrant crisis

It's more than that LOL

>>76595268
It literally does, dumbass

https://www.transparency.org/cpi2014/in_detail#myAnchor2

>Corruption generally comprises illegal activities, which are deliberately hidden and only come to light through scandals, investigations or prosecutions. There is no meaningful way to assess absolute levels of corruption in countries or territories on the basis of hard empirical data. Possible attempts to do so, such as by comparing bribes reported, the number of prosecutions brought or studying court cases directly linked to corruption, cannot be taken as definitive indicators of corruption levels. Instead, they show how effective prosecutors, the courts or the media are in investigating and exposing corruption. Capturing perceptions of corruption of those in a position to offer assessments of public sector corruption is the most reliable method of comparing relative corruption levels across countries.

>>76595299
and so will ronaldo when this unfolds, these cases don't start unless they know and can prove you are guilty and will get convicted

>>76595263
Well meme'd but Nuñez and Gaspart illegal activities were catched (and rightfully so) by justice well before 2008

>>76595302
>excluding asylum seekers and refugees
also Europe is not one country

>>76595391
that manlet rage. embarrassing

>>76595340
>Capturing perceptions of corruption of those in a position to offer assessments of public sector corruption is the most reliable method of comparing relative corruption levels across countries.
Seriously Argentina, read what you are copying

>>76595439
>6'1"
>manlet

okay you 7 foot weirdo

>>76594025
m8 this is the 3rd time he's been accused of fraud you know?

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im 5'9'' and i can kill everyone on this forum with a single punch

my rage for not being able to fuck all those hot short shorts wearing teens makes me explode

my veins are insane, im pure skinny nigger tier muscle too much tension bruece lee tier im nuts

this is insane

JBS ARE TOO HOT AND I CANT FUCK THEM IM BALDING IM TOO OLD THIS IS NUTS IM IN HELL WHAT THE FUCK FUCK ITS TOO HOT TOO MANY HOT TEENS ON TINY SHORTS IM INSANE FUCK this TIHITHIS THIS LIFE IS A SCAM IF U ARENT CHAD LOL IM A FCKING 270NEET NEVER HAD A JOB LOL WHO ACARES LIFE IS A SCAM IM GOING OT END IT LO HELL IM A FIJOSDJAAÑOOOOFUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAEIEAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGIOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>76599419
backpage. don't you have that in spain?

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>>76593969
>never forget

t. Alejandro Taco Supreme Rodriguez: el lawyer de Spain

Ronaldo eats goingõ tu jáilo. Danke

Messi 4 Million
>21 month jail sentence, just barely below the line

Ronaldo 15 million
>?

taxation is thief

>>76599829
21 and a half months sentence

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>>76599873
>Be danish
>Pay 40% in taxes
>Take education
>3 years of High school and 5 years at University
>Get paid 800$ per month doing literally nothing but go to school
>Shitpost on the 'chon all day and take the occasional exam
>Still get cash money every month

Yeah taxes suck huh Pablo, lmao

>>76600049
Livin the life m8

>>76594025
>Rich people going to jail
lel

>>76594667
Hello

>>76599419
kek

>>76599873
I agree.
>>76600049
>Be Jerseyian(?)
>Pay fuck all tax
>Be loaded just by living in Jersey

>>76600049

>parents pay 40% of their income for 30 years just so you can do that
>you will have the same fate

enjoy, Jeppe.

>>76600219
Yes but who cares. You will have plenty of money anyways at that time, because you are able to take a long education without bankrupting yourself or your parents in the process.
Seriously bro, Scandinavian welfare model is best model

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>>76600049
>800$ a month would change my life

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>>76594025
>he's going to jail

>>76601237
>Le literally murder a woman while driving his Ferrari shitfaced on sangria and cocaine man
What an absolute madman!

>>76594025
Why can't you shitlords stop picking on Portugal? They dindu NUFFIN

>>76600049

>tfw I make more going to school and working

>>76599727
I cant fuck girls like that on backpage, shes 15.

>>76601640
>working
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>76600299
I think my highest salary ever was 650$ (which is 300$ in modern money).

>>76601440
was it really his fault or just an unfortunate car accident?

>>76595126
spaniards are self deprecating? that's a first.

>>76601830
>Unfortunate
Of course it was his fault.
His alcohol level was over twice the amount allowed in Spain

>>76601667

>tfw I was making $6,000 a month as a first year consultant at a firm
>transferred to London
>brexit hit, I lost my job
>This was last august
>it's now almost 1 year later and I'm still fucking NEET because I'm too lazy to update my cv and send in applications then go to a million harsh interviews again

I don't know what the fuck to do. I feel so damn unmotivated

>>76601997
I can't even come up with what to spend money on if I had a job.

>>76593969
in my honest opinion GOATnaldo already gave too much to Madrid and to Spain in general.

>>76594148
Put a trip on so we can filter your virgin neet ass, Halal weeb kun

>>76601997
starting is the hard part 2bh. once you get some momentum built it gets easier

He'll get away with it because it's Halal Madrid. If he played for Barcelona or any other club he'd be fucked.
If Messi would've said I'm leaving the Spanish FA president (who has stated he is a Halal plastic) would've escorted him out of the country

>get paid an exorbitant amount of money from a fan-owned team
>don't pay taxes back to them because you're a greedy piece of shit
>want to leave the country and take their stolen taxes with you

Ronaldo is such a pile of garbage

>>76601997
>Leaving a country with a far better quality of life for bongland
Your employers must've not thought enough of you to not transfer you back to the states

>>76593969
its pretty clear that he didn't do shit.

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>>76594148

>>76594728
Well, he even got a song out of it.

>>76602443
>don't pay taxes back to them because you're a greedy piece of shit
>back to them

Most governments don't work this way, least of all the Spanish one.

>>76594148
>flag
>post
Really activates my tacos.

Lmao he can't even add two plus two let alone create front companies to evade taxes
You have to be a fucking retard if you think he did it

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>>76595127
LOCKK HIMMM UP JEFFF HELL'L LIKE HIS ASS GETING POUNDED IN JAIL ANYWAYS SO ITS A WIN WIN LOLOLOLOL

>>76599897
Hahahahh

>>76606532
It's the real madrid argenigger autist. He's been self loathing ever since Chile beat Argentina last year.

>>76609420
Messi is a double digit IQ autist and he still was convicted of tax fraud, what makes you think Ronald is immune?

>>76609420
>hey, ronaldo, the government is taking too much of your money, what about we do this move right here so you can have more money?
>sure, why now?

Same shit with Messi. His staff just show him a way for losing less and he just nods.

>>76604639
Those are tears of joy melesio

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Le midget

>>76593969
Isn't that like 1 year of playing for him?

>>76594606
also was allowed to continue working and basically had to just stay there on nights and weekends. Normal rules didn't apply to him, got to have large screen TV and other comforts (nice food,etc) from the start and was allowed to receive visitors (e.g. Stoiber, MP for Bavaria). As you said, his criminal record also didnt stop him getting straight back into work and he only got it because refused to reveal the full extent of his fraud which was probably in the 100s of millions.

>>76614412
Oh shit nevermind. Half a year. Lol

Do the euro courts make an example out of you like they do here in the states when you try to fuck over the IRS. They sent blade to jail over like $4 million.

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>>76611693

>>76594025
so, is Spain ever going to crack down on ...Spanish players?
When is that going to happen?

>>76594667
implying Italy, India, and 58+ African countries aren't "in the world".

>>76614561
This, and their are many others of him ragging his balls lol

>>76594667
Weirdly, I'm kinda patriotically insulted right now.

>>76594008
>Ronaldo
>Large Penis

Doubt.jpeg

>>76602482
Lmao'ing at this whole post

>>76602412
What a load of stupid crap.
You are not very bright.