>Every time I put on MMA fighting, I always see the same thing: two guys in their shorts, bare feet, in the missionary position fucking. That's all it ever is! And they're not even - one guys is spread eagle, like this, with his feet up like this. Another guy's on top of him, and they're not even fighting. They're just whispering shit to each other like... (whispering indistinctly). Then out of nowhere, the guy on top starts pummeling the guy on the bottom. He's like... (screaming). Here's what MMA fighting looks like to me. It looks like 2 gay guys are having sex, then out of nowhere, one of them realizes he's not gay!
Does McGregor need to beat Mayweather for MMA to no longer be seen as a joke sport?
>>76588089
This is why mma fans are pretty much on the same level as wwe fans in terms of iq and income level
>>76588089
It's called grappling you retarded fuck.
(BJJ, Wrestling, etc..) MMA is a much more entertaining sport than boxing. Fuck your opinions and don't make thithread, you hear me
>>76588336
it's called a joke. he's quoting a comedian
based Artie telling it like it is
>>76588089
>every time I put on an anthem in 2011
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>76588336
>grappling
>try as hard as possiible to be the next "funny fat guy"
>fail at it all miserably except for the being fat part
>start shooting heroin
>stab yourself
>no one cares
>continue being fat
>completely irrelevant and careerless before 40
>>76588089
When does he have time to watch anything? Artie's doped up 24/7. For all we know, he could've been ordering gay porn instead of MMA events.
>watching MMGay
He's not wrong.
based Artie
MMLame BTFO
>>76589199
That's harsh, my dude