"The champions of England,once again representing the Premier League in European Competition, can they bring the trophy back to England"
"And here we go, heavy pressing by the Premier League champions,pinning the opposition back into their own half"
>Opposing team gets fouled in the middle of the pitch, free kick
"And as you know in the Premier League, a mere foul like that would simply be waved off, indeed the Premier League is considered to be the most physical football league in the world"
>Free kick hits top bar
"Well taken,perhaps TOO well taken"
>Goalkeeper goes for a long pass,immediately gets picked up by the opposition centre half
"Tom Cromwell,6'6 is uhhh a big man, scores 10 goals last season on headers alone,you can only find such fine big men in the Premier League"
>Opposition passes the ball around and patiently waits for openings
"In the Premier League,every game is treated as a final and as with most finals,a good defense is seen as more important than a good att-
>Opposition midfielder shoots,deflects off the centre half and into the goal 0-1
"Well that was quite unlucky for them to suffer a deflection, you dont see that happen in the Premier League too often"
>Game restarts, Le Pacy Blackman gets the ball
"Tyrone Jefferson, an english native of London, very fast and very promising winger for the English National Team,notable for getting past fullbacks easily in the Premier League"
>Loses the ball
"Should've been a foul there I reckon"
Opposition passes from fullback to midfield to winger
>Gets a foul on the box,penalty
"Raja Khan Puinlu, another proud British native has never conceded a penalty in the Premier League"
>penalty scores 0-2
>Opposition happily hogs the ball and passes it around
"The opposition showing no respect to the Premier League champions,you dont see this type of dishonor in England
>Game ends, FINAL AGG SCORE 0-4
"It seems that luck isnt on the side of the Premier League Champions,the tough schedule has them not at 100%"
>>76581273
tl;dr
kinda lost steam towards the end there
It was funnier when it came from Singapore
>>76581273
3/10