>be tax fraud nigger >get caught >WAAAAH I HATE THIS

Being a """tax fraud""" is an honorable """crime""" tbqh

If he goes to Portugal, would he be safe?

>>76576875
Probably nowhere inside the EU.

>>76576913
So will he,dare I say it,play in OUR league

>>76576930
He might just go to Qatar or some shit where he'll be revered as a god even harder than in Spain.

>>76576913
And people said Brexit would negatively affect the Premier League.

>>76576957
How is he gonna come out then

>>76576913
Oh he would be safe here. He wouldn't win another title in his life though.

>>76576913
UK STRONK

>>76576969
Scratch that, he'll go to MLS, come out, and be an icon.

Isn't he also in trouble for paying women to get artificially inseminated and carrying his kids?

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>>76576874

He should just go to the chink league and earn 200mil a year desu