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>120 million people >warm climate >literally obsessed

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>120 million people
>warm climate
>literally obsessed with football
What's their excuse for sucking at football so much?
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>>76564024
more obsessed with crossing the border
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All of their youth players get beheaded before they turn 15.
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>>76564024
loser mentality, accustomed to mediocrity (why go further if they are not going to pay me) and >>76563630
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Genes and also Mexico is within the FIFA and ELO top 20 rankings, out of over 200 countries, I think it's not that bad.
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>>76564066
fucking wales is in top 20
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>>76564024
- Manlet indio genes
- Bad infrastructure
- Corruption
- Poverty, without the favela street football culture of Brazil

Also, an all-year round hot as shit weather is not good at all for football.
By that logic, Arabs would be dominating this sport which, as well all know, they sure as hell aren't.
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>>76564149
Chilean team are a bunch of manlets with indio genetics and look how much drive they have during competitions. They have the winners mentality as opposed to mexico that is complacent just getting by.
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>>76564467
this
unlike the mexicans we have SOUL and HEART and GUTS
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>>76564024
>What's their excuse for sucking at football so much?
Literally all of our players are living memes, like chicharito, memo ochoa or el tecatito
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Indo manlet is perfect for futbol. Le low center of gravity makes it impossible to stop them.
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>>76564483
And FINGERS you can shove up your opponents' butts.
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>>76564483
aren't chileans more amerindian than mexicans?
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>>76564875
they're prussindian
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>>76564483
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>>76564066
>genes
What do you mean? When a twink-tier player can be one of the world's best that argument doesn't hold much weight.
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>>76564087
one world class player is enough to stomp eastern european rubbish and climb the rankings
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>>76564024
their professional league is fixed?
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>>76564965
*fingers ur ass*
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>>76564875
we are 100% amerindian warrior race
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>>76565001
It doesn't hold much weight since the best player of all time (Maradona) is an indo-manlet who looks more like a mexican than argentinian.
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>>76565065
i looked it up
it's about the same
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They play in a weak confederation desu.
USA is their only real competition.
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loser mentality
choke artists
decent players get over-hyped, develop drug/alcohol addictions
shitty work ethic
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They have sooo much potential on baseball, but they rather spend all their resources on football and continue failing
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>>76565173
>spend all their resources

you mean drugs?
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>>76565127
false
we are at least 98% amerindian
i have never seen a white person
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Mexico play a weird style of football, it's almost like they are playing their own separate game where passing or crossing the ball is completely banned, any team with a decent counter attack rips it apart
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>>76565122
Maradona was strong for his size though. Stocky and tree stump legs.
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>>76565238
You can get stocky by lifting and eating a caloric excess.
>in b4 amerifat
They can't blame genetics.
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>>76565258
To an extent, hard to keep non-genetic athleticism when the sport is 99% cardio.
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>>76565238

Doing a few lines of cocaine before the match
helps too.
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>>76565189
Instead of giving an opinion, I'm gonna give a false stereotype comment...I'm 12 btw
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>>76565193
more like 40%
An autosomal DNA study from 2014 found out Chile to be 44.34% (± 3.9%) Native American, 51.85% (± 5.44%) European and 3.81% (± 0.45%) African.

for mexico
>Despite that extra-official sources estimate the modern white population of Mexico to be only 9-16%, in genetic studies Mexico consistently shows a European admixture comparable to countries that report white populations of 52% - 77% (in the case of Chile and Costa Rica, who average 51%[34] & 60%[35] European admixture respectively, while studies in the general Mexican population have found European ancestry ranging from 56%[36] going to 60%,[37] 64%[38] and up to 78%[39]). The differences between genetic ancestry and reported numbers could be attributed to the influence of the concept known as "mestizaje", which was promoted by the post-revolutionary government in an effort to create a united Mexican cultural identity with no racial distinctions.[40]

what is your commentary here
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>>76565308

i'm a CHI and most of my family back in mexico are pale af. if they spoke english without an accent you'd think they're white
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>>76565193
Dunno desu every time I've seen a Chilean tourist they've looked like a marginally more handsome white bro except shorter. You guys look basically white.
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>>76565338
>>76565308
n-no stop we're amerindian i swear
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>>76565338
that's because tourists from chile are more likely to be upper and upper middle class which has a higher % white ancestry

>In regard to average admixture by social class and regions, a genetic study indicated that the composition of ancestries of the average middle class person of Chile's capital Santiago to be 70% European and 30% Native American. The low class average was 41% European and 59% Amerindian, whilst the results for the upper class were 91% European and 9% Native American. Other genetic studies have found that in Santiago, about 84% of mitochondrial DNA is of Amerindian origin, while the European contribution in the Y chromosome is about 70%

hmm
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mexico is a fucked up poor, corrupt country and their soccer system reflects that. they aren't properly drawing from their full talent base as talent isn't properly nurtured from 4-5.

the grapes just wither on the vine basically.
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>>76564875
not all the indians are the same
Mexi indios opened their gates to spanishs
Chile indios fought for over 200 years and they never had an empire like mexis
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>>76564024
A couple of things:

-Liga MX values foreigners over their own young Mexican players
-Liga MX team owners very rarely are willing to sell to European teams. For example, players like Lozano and Jurgenn Damm will likely not be sold to European clubs, thus hindering their development.
-The Mexican media is very stupid. They hype up the team like crazy and then talk serious shit after the first minor setback. This leads to coaches being fired and a lack of continuity.
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>>76564557
>Maradona
>Indian
this nigga is at the very least half napolitanian
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>>76564024
Spics are weaker the both blacks and whites. That's why even though the US is like 20% Mexican there aren't any NBA or NFL Mexican players. The only sport they're good at is baseball because baseball is for lazy fat people like Ortiz and Billy Butler.
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>>76565446

>NBA

not tall enough

>NFL

literally nobody but niggers and white trash care about this garbage

kys paleface
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>>76565466
>not tall enough
there are tall people from literally every races kek

most chinks are short as fuck and yet yao ming is one of the tallest people in the history of the nba
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>>76564024

Another example. That picture is from I believe a U-20 team around the time of the 2012 Olympics. Out of all those players, only one has turned out good, Diego Reyes, and then you have Aquino, who is ok.

Number 21, Hiram Mier was supposed to be the next Rafa Marquez. Number 14, Enriquez, supposedly had offers from Europe. Today, Mier is a bench player and Enriquez is rotting in the Mexican second division. The rest of them are probably selling tacos in the streets of Mexico.
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>>76565466
It's true though. Spics are weaker, slower, and shorter then whites and blacks. They have the same physical capabilities as asians but at least asians have the dedication to work out.
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>>76565490
they are called la tacos in el spanish.
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Is this the mexican beisbol thread?
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>>76565506
>t. has never played a sport
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>>76565485

>yao ming

one guy in a sea of billions of chinese. what's your point? are you literally trying to argue that yes, in fact, there are some outliers?

the point is mexicans don't care about basketball. a tall mexican would likely end up as a goalie in soccer

>>76565506

>weaker, slower, and shorter
>will take over the USA by 2050

hm made me think
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>>76565535
are you japanese-brazilian?
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>>76564024
pay2play academies and footballers son's play first is the real cancer
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>>76565537
And yet still have no presence in the two most popular American sports as well as soccer
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>>76565560
italian-brazilian
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>>76565490
>U-20 team
>only one has turned out good

Same applies for every nation in the world. Even the Spanish and German international youth teams only produce one or two top class players. Anybody truly good is in the NT squad well before the age of 20.
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>>76565338
People in Latino America with enough money to travel to other countries are almost always upper class which means they're 90% of the time very white looking. Pic related average upper middle class Salvadorans.
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>>76564024
It's like all of their players are brazilians football players past the age of 30.
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>>76565696
me with the descendents shirt
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Probably the same that happens with my cunt, we are too poor to actually have good football academies, and we have a looser mentality, and an inferiority complex, every good player that my country produces quickly becomes shit because he believes himself to be a god (plus our Indio genes make us short and not that strong. Although that's not really the main reason, of course, like someone has said before chile is a proof that you can be a manlet and have a descent football team, but it doesn't help us either).
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>>76565774
we wuz mayan an shiet
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>>76565338
yeah, every time i saw a bolivian/paraguayan/peruvian immigrant they are manlet, andean indian.

Because people who immigrate/travel are not a a sample from all of the country population, fucking americans thinking they know everything and they have to dictate whoever is white, or not.
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>>76565696
Holy shit, some of them could unironically pass as German.

Why the fuck do they even still live in El Salvador?
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>>76565808

>heh why don't you guys just move to an entirely different country bro?
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>>76565808
>live like a king in a poor country vs. be average in a wealthy country
Easy choice.
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>>76564557
>Lives in luxury thanks to capitalism
>Idolize a commie
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>>76565829
If Barca shirts wearing niggers on rafts can do it, anyone can.
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>>76565881
He got the tattoo while living in Cuba mate, he lived there some years
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>>76564483
and a head
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>>76564483
you literally won your first title in history last year m8. chill out
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>>76564483
mexican boxers are known for having that
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>>76565808
Because being middle class or upper class in Latino America is fucking awesome. You really never experience the problems that come with it and you pretty much experience all the advantages that come with it.

El Salvador is a beutiful Country to live in. If you have money.
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>>76565560
japanase-brazilian here
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>>76565944
do you like baseball too?
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>>76565943
And if you don't?
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>>76565881
>>Lives in luxury thanks to capitalism

no?

He is both the proletariat, and his body is his means of production.

The nature of a football player is socialist in it's idea.

What is capitalist is Adidas, Nike, etc, making bank, and big owners buying and selling players.
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>>76565808
Most of them could actually pass as German....

And their parents are probably rich as fuck so they live in some safe gated communities and own all of the country's capital (besides the drug cartels)

basically what >>76565871 said
They rule over the indios there, while in a majority white country they would just be white like everyone else (and probably not even as rich purchasing power-wise due to currency exchange)
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unironic answer is mexicans have a shit diet and are all fat
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>>76565943
maybe in el salvador

if I was rich brazil is the last place I'd want to live
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>>76565957
never watched it 2bh. why tho?
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>>76565808
all of them except the fatso at the top center could pass as a german
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>>76564483
All good chilean and colombian players developed in Argentina or Europe at an early age because you """""people""""" are so poor you need to escape from your country more than even we do. I find your scum leaching in Mexico regularly
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>>76565982
the other brazillian i replied to seems to really love baseball and i thought it was because of japanese influence in brazil but i guess he just likes it
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>>76565957
they like mma

>>76565978
brazil is a great country m8, way more beautiful than britain
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>>76565987
Not where I live, and I'm not even an Ossi.
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>>76565193
same
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>>76566004
don't doubt that

but being middle/upper class there hardly makes you immune from crime
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>>76566000
t.soulless heartless gutless mexican
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>>76566000
>a poor and backwards chilean is teaching mexicans

really makes me ponder the nature of mexicans
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>>76565696
>>76565808
>A German Salvadoran is a Salvadoran descendant of German citizens who have adopted the two nationalities. German Salvadorans are a small ethnic minority
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Salvadoran
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>>76566034
i think he meant leeching not teaching
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>>76564024
Nah, Mexico has had solid performances in the last 4 WCs or so.

What's Sweden's excuse?
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>>76566028
new meme?
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>>76565961
It's fucking shit, as a poor person even if you don't live in a dangerous zone that is pretty much controlled by gangs you're going to get fucked by how expensive living here is. We are a third world shithole with first world food prices. And I'm not even going to talk about other basic things like clothes and all that.

>>76565978
I'm sure there is some parts of Brazil that are far safer than my country, remember that Brazil is a fucking huge country.
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>>76566075
Sweden have 12 times less people and still managed to reach a WC final

Mexicans never reached a semi and could barely reach the quarter finals twice
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>>76565978
I don't know where the stigma of Brazil comes from lmao.

i mean maybe it is a big country and yeah if you live in the middle of the fucking jungle it would be bad i guess, but most big cities are just like new york or LA, just overall poorer and replace mexicans with south americans

not saying is great but honestly it is so average it hurts, like i said maybe it is just my city but people think Brazil is either CIty of God, of some island with monkeys jumping around and natives serving drinks.
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>>76565943
It really is. I work remotely and spend about half my time in Central America because working class wagecuck pay here puts you in the upper class there. If you make >$2000/month you basically can do whatever the hell you want whenever you want.
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>>76566046
The Nazi officer in Das Boot was a Volksdeutche from el Salvador.
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>>76566120

>1958

it must be nice to be able to play a game with your best athletes when none of them did shit in WW2
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>>76565970
>And their parents are probably rich as fuck so they live in some safe gated communities

See that's not even like that, you don't really need to live in a gated community to feel safe. Gangsters only mess with the poor people.

>and own all of the country's capital (besides the drug cartels)

Another thing is that we don't really have cartels (there is some organizations but they're not huge at all), so as long as you stay away from poor communities you will never really meet criminals (besides our politicians, of course).
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>>76566117
It's because our dumbass media/gov't tries to shill shitty favela """""culture"""""" as the epitome of Brazil.
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>>76566075
Sweden played a final and also came 3rd place in '94. We also live in a frozen wasteland and have 9 million people.
>>76566013
If you count bavarians as germans they do
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>>76566075
shut the fuck up you monkey
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>>76566143
literally 13 years later, most of them were children in ww2, also germany won in '54....
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>>76566151
Tourists get mugged in Brazil more often than anywhere else on the planet.
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>>76566098
>>76566120
>>76566154
>>76566157
>being this butthurt
See you in Qatar 2022...

Maybe...
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>>76566131
What do you do for a living?
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>>76566151
Do they?

What piece of media even reached cultural relevance outside of Brazil/South america?

City of God and Elite Squad?

both are pretty realistic i guess, i am just saying it is like if i watched goodfellas and assumed every american is a italian mobster
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>>76566172
*leans into mic*
WRONG
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>>76566185
The Rio 2016 opening was 100% favela shit.

>both are pretty realistic
No, they're not.
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>>76566178
you excel in football and crime. no one takes you seriously brazil.
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>>76566170

>germany won in '54

based NatSoc athletic programs

just further proves swedes are unathletic cucks
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>>76566172
i highly doubt that.
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>>76566224
And you only excel in money laundering for narcos and corruput politicians.
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>>76566200
It's true.

Your own government put out a worldwide warning to fans during the WC with instructions on what to do if you get mugged. That's not normal m8.
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>>76566245
i just want a gf bro
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>>76566224
I don't even rate Sweden mate.
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>>76566253
You can say tourists will get robbed and that is true everyone knows that, specially if you travel to Rio or some place where there is a culture of small thieves.

but saying Whole brazil is place where you are most likely to get mugged , i doubt it.
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>>76566264
>tfw
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>>76564024
Too much tacos
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>>76566253
Nope, that shit has been debunked as false flag/propaganda.
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>>76566310
>false flag/propaganda

For what purpose
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>>76566286
>>76566295

is sopa de macaco REALLY uma delicia?
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>>76566295
>>76566264
>forgot pic
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>>76566223
>No, they're not.
City of God more than Elite Squad obviously, but both approached the same subject without being preachy, and without being a documentary and telling an engaging story.


>>76566322
yes, i remember when my grandma hunted down the local monkey down the village , the village leader was mad because that was our only lucky monkey, but that was the best sopa i've had in my entire life
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>>76564024
Mexico is a baseball and boxing nation you fuckhead. Soccer is played by girls and pansexual men
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>>76566322
>gringos will never experience a fresh sopa de macaco after playing football in the rain with your friends

really sad
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>>76566366
>playing football in the rain with your friends
we know this feel at least
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latino america
es un pueblo
al sur de estados unidos
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>>76566366

>in the rain

i scored an own-goal one time because of the slippery ball during a rain game. fuck the rain

we still ended up winning that game though
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>>76566349
I don't know about baseball but mexico is based at boxing, that is true. However, football is the main sport and not boxing or baseball.
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>>76566425
el chicANO
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>>76566328
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>>76566461

unironically, yes
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>>76566002
i don't think there is a relation at all.

japanese -brazillians don't care about baseball as much as japaneses from japan.
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>>76566322
*una delicia
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>>76566322
This sopa de macaco meme has to stop!

WE DO NOT EAT sopa de macaco here, you fucking idiots. It is rude to talk things like this about a great culture, you do not know.

Stop now and apologise.
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>>76565122
>best player of all time
>Maradona
Give me a fucking break.
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>>76566555

>apologize

lel, no. someone please post that picture, i'm done eating (chicken stir fry) and i can finally stomach to look at it again
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>>76566555
>WE DO NOT EAT sopa de macaco
Implications, my friend. I have eaten sopa de macaco a few times.
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>>76564149
CHI here
actually, football infrastructure is very good in Mexico. The bottom line is genetics. The prototypical Mexican player is 5'8, scrawny, pacy, and can't cross (inb4 border jokes) for shit.
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>>76566172
>what is South Africa
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>>76566555
>>76566613

i love brazilians
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>>76566172
>be me
>2014 world cup
>belo horizonte, rich bohemian neighbour, middle of the night
>out of nowhere an obese old man thinking he's the owner of the world
>italian jersey
>stupid straw hat
>gives me his cellphone
>'eeeeei, puede por favore tirar le uma foto me-nhia?'
>and I reply
>'man, do you speak english?'
>'yeah, I asked for a picture'
>'i know, I just wanted to remind you that you willingly gave me your cellphone'
>'yes, for a picture'
>'you're in brazil'
>'so?'
>'nothing, just don't complain when someone steal your shit'
Tourists are fucking dumb anyway
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>>76566765
>you are dumb for thinking brazilians are civilized enough to not steal everything in their sight

ok then, lesson learned
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>>76566765

in 1st world countries, we hand our phones to strangers and ask for pictures quiet often.

this is actually a common thing when the price of your phone isn't 3x what your house is worth
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>>76566798
>>76566800
Funny thing is that not just you defend poor touristmanship, you both use reddit spacing.
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>>76566586
>Give me a fucking break.
It certainly isn't a Brazilian if that's what you're implying.
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>>76566798
>>76566800
>giving your phone to total strangers

ishygddt
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>>76566555
If you can't handle the light banter that is sopa de macaco, get the fuck off /sp/.
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>>76566810
>muh reddit spacing

What is so good about walls of text?
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>>76566765
What the fuck? I'd understand this sort of attitude if you're in Bahia or some uncivilised shithole like that, but you live in a decent place. Stop being an idiot.
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>>76566864
>replying to pasta
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>>76566555
you are eating it right now you fat slob i hacked your webcam
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At least USA and Mexico can get out of the group round most years

USA got out in 2002, 2010 and 2014

Had group of death in 2006
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>>76566765
good post, shame i only travelled to the south but i will love to steal some cellphone's
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>>76566904
monkey soup doesn't particularly strike me as a very fat food

could be even healthy desu
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>>76564024
In football you have to fight teeth and nails for a win, you gotta earn it, that's why lazy spics suck at it because all they expect is gibs.
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>>76566555
Go back to that shitpit called 55chan, you faggot
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>>76566953
what's bosnia excuse for sucking?
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>>76566950
Monkey meat is really really greasy, a has a strong flavor but honestly, chicken is much better.
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This is the best goal I've ever seen live
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Lel
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>>76566500
That's because almost no one cares about baseball in Brasil, but those amateur teams and baseball communities in São Paulo are full of people with japanese inheritance or outright immigrants playing/managing.
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>>76566992
The events in Srebrenica in 1995 included the killing of more than 8,000 Bosniak ("Bosnian Muslim") men and boys, as well as the mass expulsion of another 25,000–30,000 Bosniak civilians, in and around the town of Srebrenica in Bosnia and Herzegovina, committed by units of the Army of the Republika Srpska (VRS) under the command of General Ratko Mladić.[8][9]

The ethnic cleansing campaign that took place throughout areas controlled by the Bosnian Serbs targeted Muslim Bosniaks and Bosnian Croats. The ethnic cleansing campaign included unlawful confinement, murder, rape, sexual assault, torture, beating, robbery, and inhumane treatment of civilians; the targeting of political leaders, intellectuals, and professionals; the unlawful deportation and transfer of civilians; the unlawful shelling of civilians; the unlawful appropriation and plunder of real and personal property; the destruction of homes and businesses; and the destruction of places of worship.[10]
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>>76566994
Why do you know this?
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>>76567018
My grandma used to make monkey soup when I was a child, until she died.
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>>76567034
Right. I'm guessing you live in the northeast?
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>>76566994
for me it's

1.cow
2.chicken
3.dog
4.turkey
5.monkey
6.fish
7.cat
8.pork
(power gap)
9999999999999.lamb

i really can't stand lamb but like most of the others
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>>76566997
>needing a wonder goal to beat the lazy, dirty ass spics 8 minutes into overtime

What's Argentina's excuse for sucking?
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>>76567050
Minas Gerais.
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>>76567066
Yeah, that's not much better.
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>>76567050
This anon >>76567066 got it right.
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>>76567016
wtf i hate serbia now
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>>76567016
>8,000
Try 800
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>>76567063
>muh kosher
t. jew
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>>76567065
>made it to the final in 2014
I am loathe to admit it, but Argentina do not suck.
>>
imagine living in such a poor area you can't even enjoy a monkey's soup.

what do you guys eat at the south?lmao
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>>76567103
We eat proper food.
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>>76567103
They eat Friboi cardboard meat.
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>>76567115
what is some typical southern brazilian food then?

I only know caipirinha which is obviously a drink
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>>76567126
Picanha
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>>76564066
>genes

perfect height for attacking midfielders, your academy is just shit
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>>76567126
>typical southern brazilian food
I have no bloody clue. I like to stick to basic stuff that's eaten all over the world. Chicken, steak, pasta, that sort of thing. Boring, but at least it's not something ridiculous like eating dogs or whatever.
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>>76567126
Cow, pork and chicken, like everyone in Uruguay and Argentinian litoral. The only difference with us could be the amount of river fish


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0Zls_7Y8E
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Mexico has shitty leaders and law inforcement

same reason why africa, india and russia have shitty teams
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>>76567163
After all these years, I still don't know where this shit came from.
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>>76567163
is that a pic of ur mom in bed?
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>>76567139
>your academy is just shit
A TV channel literally tells the coach who to play for marketing purposes, even if they suck.

Case in point, Ochoa, the worst GK Mexico has ever had and he makes it to the team every single time. I'm sure Argentina has better players who play locally but aren't given the opportunity to shine for the national team.
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>>76566437
>mexico is based at boxing
Won't be saying that anymore this september m8
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>>76567281
Underrated post
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>>76567126
Meat, things you do with meat, mate, mate with meat.
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>>76567200
That is also true for Brazil, Chile, Italy and Argentina and they all have good teams.
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>>76567315
>hot drinks with meat
>>76567320
we may have shitty leaders but our police is okay
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>>76567320
We may have shitty police but our leaders are okay.
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>>76567331
>>hot drinks with meat
I have never seen anyone do that. Whoever does that deserves a bullet to the head.
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>>76567356
mate is hot right? do you drink your mate cold??
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>>76567352
Uhh... You are aware of our current political situation, right?
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>>76567320
>That is also true for Brazil, Chile, Italy and Argentina and they all have good teams.
>comparing their law enforcement to Mexico's
Now I know you're trolling. You've obviously never been to Mexico.
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>>76567364
Again, never seen anyone drink mate whilst eating meat. That'd be completely disgusting.
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>>76567368
Estoy solo memeando, mi amigo.
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>>76567396
Don't reply in Spanish to me, please. That reminds me of hermanos.
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>>76565696
Most of my family looks like that too and theyre salvadorans. I have like one brown cousin.
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>>76564046
This desu not even kidding

Hundreds of thousands of kids, hundreds of prospects within, now living in some USA inner city, and since there's no real path to the MLS here they give up

t. Anchor baby
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>>76565943
Colombian who was upper-middle class/high class (in colombia) and inmigrated to America here. This is simply not true, just the fact that you can take your phone out on the street without probably getting mugged is enough of an advantage for you to feel better than in South America, even if your class is relatively lower than it was there. Not to mention the sea of opportunites and resources that come with living in the first world (shitton of events for whatever your interests are; shitton of advanced labs and resources for any field; in general a lot of things you'd never find, at least in colombia)
>>
>>76565943
What part are you from senpai i lived there for like 2 years in my early teens but i rarely met anyone who speaks english
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Something something the white man is holding them down
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>>76564833
underrated
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>>76567543
Well, of course, what you said is obvious, I never said that it was actually better living here than in a first world country, but is not even close to be as bad as people imagine, if you want better job opportunities as a upper class man here you just go to finish your studies in Europe and you're set.

>>76567571
Santa Ana.

Now it's more common to encounter Salvadorans that can speak English due to the fact that a lot of them are studying languages at college because there has been deman for bilingual people for call centers and other touristic related fields
>>
whatever happened to that Mexi player that got abducted by druglords?
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>>76566615
that didn't stop chile though
>>
>>76565943
I can see an upper class person living amazingly there but a middle class person probably lives like shit compared to any 1st world country, I mean you rate countries by how big and how good their middle class lives, and yours' ain't really high rated
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>>76564024
-Our liga sucks
-Our NT sucks
-Pay2pay clubs
-the "Crea fama y acuestate a dormir" Ideology, AKA The Mexican-European football player effect.
-Osorio

>>76564483
>SOUL and HEART and GUTS
Mexico has BTFO Germany, Brazil and Uruguay before in sub-17 and olympics

Sadly those talents doesn't have enough money to keep growing and they end leaving the football for ever.
>>
>>76567016
All the balkan countries are ridiculously good adjusting for population, fucking Montenegro have a decent team sometimes

Some of it's because of the diaspora but not all of it, a lot of the best (zlatan, idk shaqiri) play for their home country
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>>76567806
pulido

one of the best players in liga mx, and he washed out of like greece. Mexican footballers are weird because there's enough money in the domestic game to keep them home too long, same problem as russia and to a lesser extent turkey
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>>76564024
Probably because they waste all their time on soccer instead
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>>76567748
fair enough then (lo primero que dijiste, que lo que dije era obvio)
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>>76564024
>best in their continent
>qualifies for almost every world cup
>robbed out of a quarter-final that they'd surely win last time
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>>76566810
go back there
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>>76568690
Anon... do you like mexican beisbol?
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Among all beaner countries, mexicans are just the laziest. They will never put max effort in anything.
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>>76565490
>implying Araujo isn't good

Also,
>Reyes
>good
Pick one
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>>76569328
Yeah, seems really wise to oblige them to make a wall around your country too. Great thinking.
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>>76569024
>it's the beaner in rio de janiero shitposting again
Get a life. You're supposed to be on vacation.
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>>76569254
Yes!
Do you like tacos?
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>>76564024
Anime
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>>76569444
esto
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>>76569415
I never had them but I might go to a mexican food place next week just to have a taste. Do I want flour or corn tortillas?
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>>76569488
Try corn first, but be aware that flour can be better in certain situations (basically meat + melted cheese situations).
>>
>getting out scored 7-0 by a 17m people country

w e w
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Mexico doesn't have football clubs, we have franchises who bring as many mediocre argentinans as they can and hope for the best, sometimes it works. Literally every team is owned by a company, second division is shit, teams dissapear every year there.

America
>tv network
Atlas
>tv network (Tv Azteca)
Morelia
>tv network (Tv Azteca)
Pachuca
>Carlos Slim (one of the richest men in the world, has never tried to bring a huge star but his teams are actually one of the few with a great academy)
Leon
>Carlos Slim
Pumas
>ICA a.k.a. Carlos Slim
Puebla
>Construction company (owner is Lopez Chargoy)
Jaguares -recently dissapeard because owner refused had debts, used to be different "franchise"-
>construction company (Lopez Chargoy)
Cruz Azul
>Cement, literally has the name.of the company
Tigres
>cement
Chivas
>miracle products
Tijuana -used to be a different "franchise"-
>betting company (Caliente)
Dorados-recently relegated
> betting company (Caliente)
Queretaro -used to be a different "franchise"-
>hospital chain
Santos
>supermarkets-milk products
Toluca
>beer company
Veracruz -used to be a different "franchise"-
>owned by a low level politician, helped with state money
Monterrey
>company in charge of bottling all coca cola products

So yeah, most teams are named after animals, some people own more tha one team, we have playoffs, only one team is relegated, we only compete in Concacaf and the league is full of foreign players. We literally took the worst parts about american formats, english and argentinan influences and created one of the most plastic sports leagues in the world. I beleive that is why we suck so much
>>
>>76569606
While I beleive Chile is very supetior we've had maybe two players in history near the level of Alexis and Vidal, I think laughing when you've been shit through all history aside from the past 3 years, is pathetic. Your players didn't even develop in Chile
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>>76569648
>you'll never support a cement team
>>
>>76569648
>foreign talent is bad

How voting for morena working out for you?
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>>76564024
non meme answer
>federation is corrupted and run by idiots
>fans will always blame the coaches or certain players due to stupid rivalries between local clubs
>as a whole, we have an attitude problem
>we don't like to do what we're told, mock those who work hard and comply to the most demeaning tasks
>value partying more than hard work, pride ourselves about barely reaching goals
>people think the only way to fix this is by starting another revolution
>despite the "divegrass players are treated better than intellectuals" meme, being a divegrass player isn't a viable career here
>>
>>76564024
aztec blood
>>
>>76569781
Player like Cardozo, Gignac, Marchesin, Sosa, Pony Ruiz, Cabinho, Veron, Suazo, etc, will always be welcome but playing some random guy from the brazilian second division just because he's cheaper or has "experience" is stupid. Look at what happened to Pulido after Mancilla left Tigres
>>
>>76569648
neat insight into the Mexican football situation, thanks mexibro
>>
>>76570005
I'm sorry we mass produce shit players in here, México.
>>
>>76566920

>Mexico is alongside Germany, Brazil and other powerhouses as the teams that have made it past the group stages in the last 6 world cups.

>Still can't get into quarter finals.
>>
>>76570100
>Still can't get into quarter finals.
Mexico 86

Also we always got meme there.
1998
>matador
2002
>2-0
2006
>Autogol
2010
>refball
2014
>No era penal
>>
>>76567356
hot wine with meat , weon , is the best thing in the world
>>
>>76566555
>No one acknowledging this sick GET
Jealous 2bh
>>
>>76564024

>Our league is controlled by a Mafia
>Very poor and ineffective system to find and develop talent
>Our player are good or competitive for 4-5 years and then they spend 15 years wasting a slot in their teams that could be used for younger talent.
>We suck at sports...
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>>76571383
Anon, /ligamx/ when?
>>
I have yet to see a good mestizo player

Even Maradona was actually a dirty Sicilian, not a mestizo
>>
>>76570599

More like

1994
>No Hugo
>Luis García getting sent off stupidly
1998
>Lara playing defense
>Lara in general
2002
>Rafa choking
2006
>Rafa choking again
>Maxigolazo
2010
>Stupid lineup decisions by Aguirre
2014
>subbing our best man out
>Herrera getting outcoached by Van Gaal
>Rafa choking again
>>
>>76564483
muh pashun
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>>76567063
>3.dog
ffs it caught me of guard
>>
>>76571430
Tecatito?
>>
-Poor people cannot afford to focus on playing
-teams prefer to play some random mediocre argie/hue player instead of young players
>>
>>76571587
>mediocre hue
More like overrated. Guilherme bunda went to México as a celebrity and he was utter shit.
>>
>>76571430

What about our brown turbomanlets?
>>
>>76571474
Agreed. As a pro-wall Mexico hater I will admit that Mexico's problem isn't their talent or "heart," it's their brain dead coaching and lack of tactical acumen.
>>
>>76564024
>literally obsessed with football
That's false
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>>76566593
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>>76569648
In general your post is correct but you got some errors there.

Slim is a small actionist in Grupo Pachuca
Tijuana was always Tijuana
Santos owners aren't Soriana and Lala, they are just sponsors
The fact that Valentín Diez have a high position in Grupo Modelo that doesn't make him the owner. He has money for other things.
>>
>>76571474
Your coaches are mediocre. Even the foreign ones like Osorio
>70% posession and only 1 (O N E) shot on target in Azteca against a USA B team.
>>
>>76571474
>2010
>EL PINCHE BOFO BAUTISTA
What the fuck did he meant by that?
>>
>>76567748
Why are all Salvadorian grils so ugly? I'd take a catracha nalgona any day of the week over my own kind.
>>
>>76565193
>i have never seen a white person

sounds like heaven ;-;
>>
I'm ready for the simpsons memes
>>
because they're fucking Mexican. what further explanation do you need?
>>
>>76565466
>NBA
>not tall enough
Spain is the second best country in the world at Basketball.Mexico has like 20M pure breed Spaniards.You should be like top 20
>>
>>76566997
DELET
>>
>>76564467
>murican
>talking bout footie
You only started 4 years ago dont you?? Chiles team is exceptional in their history, they normally are peru tier.
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>>76565152
THis
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Lets see

>absolutely no support from the government in any field
>Latin America is the region of the world which invests less in sports, football included
>corruption
>the best players are not chosen, mostly are the friends/family of the old football rings
>so on and on
>>
>>76574290
El bofo destroyed boca 5 years before. Maybe he was expecting a miracle.
>>
>>76565004
Like Sigurdsson right?
>>
>>76578573
then how do Uruguay, Brazil and Argentina manage?
>>
>>76578573
>absolutely no support from the government in any field
literally the only sport the government is devoted to, however
>corruption
this shit is the main reason, foundings are used for anything but divegrass
>>
>>76579071
Because

>muh passion

We actually compare >us a lot with Uruguay, we have a league/leagues with more money, a federation with more money, salaries are higher here, but Uruguay is decades superior to us and that's without comparing achievements. >We think is the tradition of football and the academia there, something you can't just buy.

tl;dr

They actually care a lot about the sport

>>76579085
>literally the only sport the government is devoted to, however

m8, you could say the same about here, but again, what we invest in sports, football included, compared to Europe, USA or Asia, is nothing.
>>
>>76566997
2006 hurt because I thought we were playing well

2002 hurt more though because losing against america is bullshit.

2010 meh, messi vs mexico it was expected

2014 FUCKING REFBALL NO ERA PENAL REEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>76579230
>2002
Don't care about losing to USA, but 0 goals against them is the definition of choke.
>2006
Not even mad, Maxi's goal was fantastic.
>2010
Didn't even see the game. It was way early, turned on the TV, saw the lineups, see Bofo is starting, turned off the TV and went back to sleep.
>2014
I laughed at the whole thing. What a shit show.
>>
Native genes are literally garbage overall.Not trying to be rude or anything but natives are really small,have a metabolism that makes them fat faster than average and have very little muscle.The only thing that they have going for them is endurance,but that is mainly due that they live at incredible high heights
>>
>>76572370
Felt like I already gave too much information but you're right aside from Tijuana. Tijuana is the "franchise" that used to be Colibries, also pretty sure Santos is owned by a group of shareholders from Torreon, and Lala/Soriana executives are part of it.
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>>76571430
Ronaldo is mestizo, he thinks he's white but everyone knows he isn't
>>
>>76572422
>tying Mexicos C team whilst having your best player on the pitch and getting out possessed
Lel you guys should feel bad
>>
>>76581807
We didn't have to possesses the ball at all because your possession was meaningless and only on the wings. Most of our A team players were tired from altitude friendlies so we gave them rest. Arena knew he was going to get at least a draw in Azteca because Osorio is a meme.

Oh and build the wall, spic.
>>
>>76566349
>Mexico is a baseball nation.
There's about 3 good Mexicans in the MLB right now.
Also during the world cup, in which every one sends their F team, Mexico sent their best players and got BTFO'd either way.
>>
>>76564056
this >>76563630 is the sole reason our football (or anything) sucks, you need to know someone to get in and if you don't you need to bribe somebody to have a chance for a scout to see you play, it all boils down to corruption embedded in the mexican psyche, it is common for the sons of famous players to have a spot in a team even if they are dog shit
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