heem/: conor mcgregor vs. floyd mayweather edition

This is the thread.

>>76553034
Floyd is gonna make McGregor look like an amateur.

>>76553139
You mom makes lela star look like an amateur

>>76553139
digits floyd KOS connor

>>76553139

When it comes to boxing Conor IS an amateur.

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Hardy's spoken lads and he's right.

Also Stipe is calling out Joshua for some reason

> boxing match
>literally gimping one of the fighters so much he is essentially operating at 30% capacity
what's the fucking point?

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Post yfw when you realize that boxing took years to hype the Canelo-GGG fight and when it finally happens a MMA fighter comes with a record of 0-0 a couple of weeks before and steals all the PPVs

>>76553171
He's not wrong. I could even see CM getting KO'd at some point or at the very least TKO'd.

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>Nate

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>h-hey I'm s-s-still here guys
>guys?

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Lmao what a shitty sport when ur guy cant even finish an overrated mma fighter

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>mfw dana's making gsp fight 170

>>76553204
>10.00
literally cringed

Connor finna heem this little faggot

>>76553171
kek at 12 rounds, Conor will gas in the first or second then Floyd will ko him

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVVczfbFryk/?taken-by=dillondanis
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>>76553225
They'll probably throw in the towel for having shit cardio.

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>>76553171
postaboy should fight that one british boxer he called out, I mean why not? meme my shit up senpai

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>>76553198
>>76553199
>p-pay attention to me!!
artem's available

I hope there is a lot of good clinching in the Mayweather vs McGregor fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ6m-vmZzp0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faO4EeBOjkc


Studying up on how clinching works in boxing also crosses over into MMA since fighters there have more options for offense

>>76553174
money

Fuck I really hate Conor but the person I hate most is my dad and he hates Mcgregor so much and if Mcgregor won he would have been wrong 3 times in a row and get really depressed and that makes me root for Conor

>>76553270
>but the person I hate most is my dad
lol

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>>76553270
>Fuck I really hate Conor but the person I hate most is my dad

>>76553243
Honestly that would be a nuch better fight than Floyd vs Conor, Jimi has a good chance against Haye

>>76553270
lol

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>>76553282

>>76553270
(you)
very nice

>>76553198
>>76553199
Nate destroys Floyd, Floyd destroys Conor, Conor destroys Nate

Interesting

>>76553288
No man they're completely different sports it won't work

I want Connor to knock him out in the 1st round too bad it wont happen

>>76553313
Except Conor never destroyed Nate.

Is there any way we can get rhonda rousey back for one of the undercard fights? This is already the biggest meme in sports history, we might as well go all the way with it.

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>>76553326
>this meme again

>>76553282
>>76553283
>>76553295
What is funny?

Clinching and the grappling game of boxing

http://fightland.vice.com/blog/wrestling-practice-with-james-toney-and-floyd-mayweather


http://fightland.vice.com/blog/killing-a-king-mayweather-versus-pacquiao

>>76553364
Nobody cares you nerd. We only care about memes and mma.

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>>76553204
He's going to finish him.

>>76553318
Haye is on his way out and is coming of a serious injury, I would put money on Jimi if he was a big underdog. And they're not completely different lets be honest they're both combat sports.

>>76553344
Lol literally every single highlight in that webm from the first round

>>76553270
Autism or bait autism or bait autism or bait

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>>76553300
>250x145

>>76553288
is haye a shit?

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Im sorry why are we discussing boxing here, i thought this was heem? conor mcgregor is a boxer now so keep all related posts out.

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>>76553364
Dude you don't need to study anything for this fight
49-0 vs 0-0 there you go I've saved you weeks of looking up highlight clips and playing out the fight in your mind

Ring rust and Floyd's age will be the reason why Conor will KO him in round 1.

>>76553370
You care enough to respond

anyway pretty pumped because you can see a lot of cross over with how MMA fighters enter the clinch with their strikes


and how boxers grapple after their strikes, whats cool is some of the exclusive moves that you dont see in MMA, eventually someone will put them into MMA since the cross over is there .

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What did he mean by this?

>>76553326
He would at 155
>>76553387
He is now he didn't use to be. Plus it would be his1st fight since ripping his shit up

>>76553401
Didn't read. Nobody cares

>>76553378
The gifs of Mayweather's clinching game are all old and small or if they are big they're way to big to post on /heem/, you mind updating them as webm?

>>76553306
>>76553377
Not bait, not everyone has perfect happy families

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>>76553390
Don't they get heemed sometimes in boxing too ?
Guys punching each other sleepy IS heem related, even if there's a bunch of stupid stipulations involved

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>>76553376

How do you guys think RDA will look at 170?

>>76553429
cared enough to fill that captcha fuckboi

Let's all take a second to recognize how BASED Dana is. Gives the people the fights they want all the time. If Dana was a boxing promoter he might even be able to make the sport relevant.

>>76553390
boxing is a huge component of heem, its how you get a lot of KOs plus Mayweather is a clinch specialist so there is a lot to see in terms of MM and heem


Hopefully there will be some good pummeling/scrambling in the clinch

>>76553441
Good gatekeeper.

>>76553326
Have you heard Nate speak since? He's lost all annunciation. Conor wrecked him.

>>76553442
Nobody cares bro get over it

>>76553447
dana is a piece of shit who treats his fighters like shit. take his peen out of your mouth

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>>76553441
big guy

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>conor is only one inch taller than floyd

>>76553441
Bet big on Tarrec or wve he's called

>>76553447
kill yourself

PUT MIGHTY MOUSE ON THE CONOR CARD
CO MAIN

>>76553393
There's a lot more nusiance to talk and learn though, its the nature of the fight no one knows, its up to us as the audience to then speculate, but not just speculate but speculate with some education

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honestly mcgregor should just knee the shit out of floyds body in the first round then guillotine him to sleep and call it a day, why waste anyones time with this shit when thats all we want to see.

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>No 2 pound for pound fighter
whos #1 and how is that determined

GET IN HERE DANA IS SPEAKING
https://www.pscp.tv/w/bBB04zFETEtCWlBSYnJLSmJ8MXZPeHd2WkV2WU5KQqkQ3-77cxXbiCRKQbDiaVndfsFfM4Az2RWXMQrH4oU

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You know what the funniest thing possible would be?
If they did Artem vs Tank as the co main

Seems like a big handicap for Conor, if I was him I'd hit Floyd with a big kick right off the bat in round one, take the penalty (what would be the penalty?) cause I doubt they would disqualify him (a few below the belt and rabbit punches may occur in boxing before they resort to disqualification). Anyways, round one hit him with a kick, then continue to fein a kick throughout the match. Getting hit with a kick, then thinking there might be a possibility of actually getting kicked again- IMO might be enough to throw Floyd off his game.

>>76553483
>net worth

>>76553465
>>76553472
Get a load of these socialist union cucks

Laugh at them

Pretty sure Conor will gas in the 3rd or 4th round, if not earlier and then get destroyed

There is no way he can fight for 12 rounds, but shit he's proven me wrong so many times

I want him to win bros

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>>76553478
You know i was thinking its going to be interesting what cheap shots and grey area moves are we going to see,

would love to see some muay thai pulled in with a standing arm triangle or even standing guillitone

You might not get a tap because of the rules but its going to be interesting how the opponent's stamina holds

>>76553484
cheers bro

Embedded confirmed for the event.

>>76553484
Thanks

EMBEDDED CONFIRMED FOR GOOBS/MAYWEATHER

>>76553474
Arm wrestling Sereena Williams. Best of 5.

Would watch fuck out that.

>>76553495
cringe

>>76553377
It's not bait, its just that mong cunt codyfan

>>76553437
Wow two extra highlights!!

Fucking zilch

What happens if Conor wins?
Will it prove that whites are the master race?

And if floyd wins, would he be man enough to fight an mma rematch?

>>76553503
Boxing cardio is way easier than MMA

Conor says he wants to defend his belt this year


WEW LADS WHAT A TOP LAD

>>76553513
What did he do to hurt you sweetie?

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Floyd is fine against southpaws, fuck this hype shit, only way goobs wins is some shady protect yourself at all times shit

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Conor is going to get embarrassed

>>76553526
>believing this

>>76553486
These guys don't know who tank is

>>76553523
But it's still 12 rounds and if Conor doesn't manage his stamina well he'll gas like when he fought nate the first time

>>76553535
Yeah they're just acting as if Mayweather isn't great and Goobs is fantastic so people (casuals) buy into it

>>76553549
I bet the UFC will hold his purse contingent on him finishing his contract with the UFC and he will get a portion of the payout every time he fights for them. Dana isn't dumb.

>>76553549
>STILL DOUBTING CONOR AFTER HE JUST GOT THE MAYWEATHER FIGHT

WEW

>>76553523
LMAO youve literally never boxed have you

>>76553571
I never doubted his commitment to get as rich as possible as fast as possible. I do doubt his commitment to defending belts, however.

>>76553523
It really isn't

Dana looks like shit

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>FLOYD STWUGGGLES AGAINST SOUTHPAWZZ DURRRRRRR
>HEZ OLD LOL DURRRRRRR *drools on self*

mcgregor is gonna get smoked and throw in the towel in 6 rounds, lets just be real here. Mcg has two more inches than zab judah and is 10x shittier at boxing so what is gonna happen.

>HEZ GOT A PUNCHRS CHANCE *shits self*

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Showtime official poster

>>76553145
Underrated

>Dana taking the chance to take shots on DJ while announcing the biggest fight

>>76553566
Dana is framing it as though McGregor promised he would, not that they wrote it into the Mayweather deal.

>>76553634
kek, manlet eternally btfo

>>76553628
Still not as good as PRIDE

>>76553628
That's a great poster

What do you guys think the betting odds will be? 5-1 may weather?

>>76553034
Seems like a big handicap for Conor, if I was him I'd hit Floyd with a big kick right off the bat in round one, take the penalty (what would be the penalty?) cause I doubt they would disqualify him (a few below the belt and rabbit punches may occur in boxing before they resort to disqualification). Anyways, round one hit him with a kick, then continue to fein a kick throughout the match. Getting hit with a kick, then thinking there might be a possibility of actually getting kicked again- IMO might be enough to throw Floyd off his game.

Mayweather boxes for points. He doesn't box to actually hurt the other person or knock them out.

Mayweather knows he can't KO Connor, just like he knew he couldn't KO Pacquaio. So he'll just run around the ring dodging Connor's punches and then give him a bunch of little powerless jabs in his shoulder for them sweet, sweet boxing points.

If it were a real fight Mayweather would get destroyed, obviously.

>>76553637
I doubt they will ever make the details of the deal public. I don't think Dana would let Conor take this fight without a guarantee, in writing, he will be back though.

>"floyd struggles against southpaws"
>ignoring conors game is literally designed to beat orthodox fighters and the first time he fought a southpaw he got BTFO cause he has no jab

>>76553523
lmao moron

Fuck I really hate Conor but the person I hate most is my dad and he hates Mcgregor so much and if Mcgregor won he would have been wrong 3 times in a row and get really depressed and that makes me root for Conor.

>>76553658
Whats interesting to is how Mayweather scores his points and damages his opponent slowly over time

His cardio is decent but what he does to equalize his opponent is nullify their offensive sets with clinching and the hitting them after (sometimes before) the break

>>76553689
the state of your life

inb4 mayweather underestimates mcgregor and doesn't train, then gets caught with a left and /heemd/

will there be riots?

>>76553678
>also ignoring that fact that Mayweather has fought reachlets his entire career

Remember that IP Man was able to destroy that boxer by punching him reportedly in the biceps, after the judges told Ip Man he couldn't kick anymore

>>76553628
ufc on suicide watch

Why the fuck is Dana stuttering like a retard? Is he nervous or something?

>>76553708
There will be riots before in America when Civil War happens


Some lib is going to shoot Trump

all the cuck miltia men are going to shoot up every lib city and then Occupy is going to riot

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>>76553270
>Fuck I really hate Conor but the person I hate most is my dad

>>76553726
vid?

>>76553738
It was live, just ended.

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vOxwvZEvYNJB

>>76553722
Ip Mann is a historical fiction character made by the Chinese Government culture agency to keep the mysticism of CMA hype in the modern world

Ip Mann was a composite of like 3 real life sifus

>>76553700
He abused me growing up and is just a horrible person

>>76553713

Conor only has a 2 inch reach advantage, one inch on each arm

the only way this boxing match will be interesting is if they have an infinite 12th round so somebody has to get knocked out. otherwise inb4 mayweather wins by decision

I really can't believe this is real

what FUCKING TIMELINE are we in... Jesus christ

>>76553624
there's always that .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance.

That's the only reason I'll watch

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>>76553759
Did he put his benis in ur boi pucci ?

>>76553708
>will there be riots?

>riots over a shameless money fight

>>76553689
i used to hate my father too but when he passed away, i feel rly guilty for a long time and hate myself bc of that.

>>76553765
you should be a promoter you get itq

>>76553799
He held an iron to my hand

Would a mcgreggor victory be the biggest upset in sports? Even though mayweather is old now, but Im trying to think of something more unlikely that's happened and drawing a blank

Maybe the miracle on ice?
Buster douglas knocking out tyson?
18-1?

>>76553864
He's only a 5-1 underdog. If we look at things in that perspective it's not really that massive.

>>76553628
wtf I love poland now

If you haven't seen this you're not allowed to discuss may v mac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etWbCUQ_68w

>>76553863

and?

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>>76553889
Th-Thanks Hans *blushes*

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>>76553885
>only a 5-1 underdog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VZlWdUjvKA

>MMA fighters trying actual boxing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

how can mcgregor be the underdog when he's almost half of floyd's age

retarded

>>76553885
U know how odds work? He's 10-1

>>76553919

so you're telling me if I put an easy 100 on mcgregor and he wins I win 600 bucks?

LEL

>>76553930
i dont, pls explain

>>76553938
No, you would win 700$.

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Bosslogic made a better poster.

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>>76553930
>>76553919
My book is showing 5-1

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>>76553469
>MFW some goof tells me manlets don't draw

>>76553919
>>76553930
>>76553942
How come one is +700 and the other is -1100 ? shouldn't it be even eg. +800/-800 ?

>>76553950
Looks like shit like all of his posters

>>76553034
Easiest $100M Floyd will ever make. The promotors are in for a kicking unless that's based on points though - who's going to pay the crazy PPV prices for this fight?

>>76553906
6 months ago, ummmm try again sweetie

what will the closing odds be I wonder

>>76553947

I subtracted the initial 100 used to bet, but okay

that is fucking hilarious. throwing at least 3 grand on mcgregor

>>76553885
Right now he is, but the odds have been changing like every hour since the announcement was made.

I think he's 7/1 right now with mayweather at like 1/11 or something dumb like that. This honestly seems like a pretty terrible fight to bet on all around, might be worth it to be $20-$30 on the draw, since thats 33/1, but thats just betting for implied odds, I cant really see anything else thats "worth it". although I havent really seen or looked into any props, there may be money there closer to the fight.

Or, I guess it might be alright in a multi, kind of a lock to fill up a card. Even if its something stupidly low like 1.05 its basically free money

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>>76553972
>throwing at least 3 grand on mcgregor
sure you are kiddo

>>76553962

>nation of manlets making fun of their own kind

sad !

>>76553972
Bookies love this man.

>>76553930
10-1 is still being generous to McGregor

>>76553963
7-1 underdog
11-1 favorite

>>76553972
do it. I could use better mayweather odds

>>76553983

dw I'll post my slip on fight night

when are weigh ins for bethe holm?

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>>76553972
If you have that much money to throw around how about giving me like 2k to get my life together and back on track? Thats only like 1.5k in american money :D

>>76553951
>been saving for a top tier gaming pc
>e3 has been complete shit
>this farce is about to happen
>a guy who has never boxed professionally is getting these odds against one of the best of all time
>marciano's record will be broken over the corpse of a filthy irishman

he would approve

>>76553914
It burned my hand and left me scarred for life

>>76554032
That cash is going straight into your arm don't lie

>>76553921
Will conor learn to keep his hands up by the time he fights Floyd?

but can Floyd take dat left hewk?

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>>76554074
... no

>>76553951
That has to be the most square public book itw

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>>76554053
Why would you need a top tier pc ? Just get one that's comfortably stronger than current consoles, since everything is ported to them anyways

>>76554102
Yep Bovada is the McDonalds of betting.

Bruce buffer calls out Conor, Michael buffer calls out Floyd.

Schaub, Rogan, and Mauro on commentary.

I hope the Mayrunner vs McGregor card isn't just boxing. Hopefully they put some MMA fights on there. Doesn't have to be championship bouts. Maybe just some spicy match ups like Brian Ortega vs Korean Zombie. Or Nagnnou vs someone.

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>>76554083
>shoulder rolls*

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>>76553986
I just really like posting smol conor

>>76554123
how would that work? in the ring? have a ring and an octagon?

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>>76554053
>yfw that filthy irshman heems floyd with a touch of death

>>76554123
Mayrunner vs McRunner

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>REAL FIGHT FANS CAN LOOK PAST THE MONEY YA KNOW

>>76553270
Kek. This is some funny shit

>>76554056
so get over it faggot lmao

>>76554161
I didn't think this through.

>>76554171
McRunner? He speedwalks. McSpeedwalker. Now Gus is McRunner.

>>76554227
He ended up getting stabbed

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>>76554240

>>76553270
This is some good og bait

Does Goober's left even work with boxing gloves on?

>>76554275
Goober will be lucky to land a single hit on Mayweather.

Glad we can get McGregor/Mayweather over with so soon in August. I thought we'd have to hear about it until September or October if we were lucky.

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just a lil heeminder

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>>76554380

Woodley finally figuring it out, nice.

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here's a lil unfinished preview of next month's heeminder

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>>76553270

>>76553523
Puerto Rican here this guys is 100% right

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>>76554380

>>76554380
I thought he was fighting Jorge

>>76554380
Would love to see it on 214. Would be a great comain under JBJ vs cormiwr.

>>76554424
Why would he ? Jorge lost that fight despite what his fans since strikeforce say around these parts

>>76554424
Maia said he isn't injured and reports were just bs rumors.

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Free money if you tail this man.

>>76554483

this guy is a clown to anyone wondering

disregard EVERYTHING he says

>>76554458
That's a common misconception

Masvidal lost the decision but WON the fight

>>76554458
Right here
>>76554465

Lmao at everyone who said that mayweather vs mcgregor would never happen because Conor's contract doesn't allow him to box or some shit like that

With this much money on the line, there was no way everyone involved wouldn't find a way to make it happen. It's like drilling for oil in a national park - sure, the rules may say you can't do it, but do you really believe that would count for anything if a big enough reserve was found in one?

>>76554483
wtf I like Bourbon Spunk now ?

>>76554516
https://youtu.be/FuXqsLc7w7I
https://youtu.be/FuXqsLc7w7I

>>76554483
lmao why would he say that? Is he so insecure that he needs to tell people how much money he gambles?

>>76554483
odds are at about +120 for that happening right now.
I dont know man. I can also see Conor actually beleiving Floyd to knock out in the first four, failing, completely gassing out after that and getting KTFO by Floyd in the later rounds.

But what do I know. Schaub, the GOAT among analyst knows his shit. For sure he wouldnt bet 10k if he wasnt absoulety convinced 100%

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>>76554540
>Masvidal lost the decision but WON the fight

>>76554483
>this literal who has 10k in the bank

surprising 2bh

So who is winning Chuck-Tito III?

everyone here doesn't get it.

the fighters and the camps, they don't really give a shit who wins. obviously they do, but today, they won. They got that contract signed. thats money in the bank already as far as both sides are confirmed... Thats a huge deal.


Now the fight is the second act. It will be interesting to see who won the war in the contract negotiation and then who in turn wins in the ring.

>>76554600
Yes very embarrassing for Maia he should be very thankful for the judges and fake media

just want conor back home lads. the good ole' days when all he wanted was to be UFC champion.

How many bongs till tuf?

>>76554600
>hang on to someone for 15 minutes
>"""""""""""""""""""""win""""""""""""""""""

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>be a dedicated martial artist putting blood, sweat and tears to hone your craft day in day out for years
>finally make it to a professional fighting organization where your talent and hard work lead to multiple titles over the course of your career
>be humble and mentally tough, never asking for more than you are worth
>some Irish clown whose barely been in the game and cant defend his titles is now going to make more than every other champ combined in a random boxing event

>>76554682
It should be Aldo vs Floyd. Aldo slept in his car he deserves this more

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>>76554638

isn't that the beauty of capitalism and star power though?

>>76554682

work smart, not hard

>>76554169
wan paunch

>>76554694
Should be Cody vs Floyd, Cody's a boxer and doesn't take shit from no one

Is this gonna be like muhammad ali vs that gook wrestler where it was pre determined to be a draw?

>>76553243
damn, holm's ab game is on point

>>76554735
nah Floyds not trying to be 49-0-1

>>76554682
>implying conor doesn't put in as much, if not more, work than 99% of fighters
>implying conor is asking for more than he's worth

desu

>>76554659
pls respind

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>>76554735
Then Mcgregor would win

>>76554725
Fuck Cody

>>76554799
Many women have aren't you jealous

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Find a flaw

>>76554816
like his girlfriend with the fivehead?

>>76554750
yeh running his fukin pikey mouth 24/7 must be hard

>>76554483
Schaub is God

Schaub has spoken.

>>76554819
>Max above Cody
>Nate only #8

>>76554819
>Theodorou ranked

/ourguy/ following in Conors footsteps on his way to that Kovalev superfight

>>76554819
how is pound-for-pound determined?

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>>76554819

that conor is on the list at all considering he is no longer an active mma fighter...

>>76554775
pls respond

>>76554853
Obese """"journalists"""" who casually watch mma vote on it.

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>>76554853
It's like debating between who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman.

>>76554828
he deflowered paige and then dumped her ass no one here could EVER come close to how alpha Cody is

he was even bro enough to hand him off to his bro fili afterwards

BASED GOATy GODbrandt

>>76554750
He talks too much and his mystique was shattered when he lost to a skinnyfat journeyman definitely once, and bar the judges, almost twice.

None of the legends of this sport got the chance to make this ridiculous amount of money.
Dont fight all comers or best contenders, just get a belt or two then duck for money bouts.

Conor gets millions while numerous tough cunts in the UFC struggle to break 50k per show. Its how the world is, but its not right.

>>76554853
Its basically just the "who I like the best" award. As said before, its basically what you'll hear some obese neckbeard mumble when he's ran out of arguments for his favourite

>>76554853
It's just a current achievement streak

>>76554840
lmao @ that state of u

>>76554870
>stealing chael's line

>>76554870

those lips thoo

>>76554888
>Its how the world is, but its not right.

Has Australia ever made a good post on /heem/? Serious question.

>>76554888
ya but that's more of a problem with the UFC than it is with mcgreggor. Also all the historical great fighters/boxers have also been great shittalkers, it kind of goes with the territory.

But ya, I dont see how the UFC fighters haven't formed a union or some shit so they can actually get paid fairly. They get fucked HARD, I actually kind of admire mcgreggor for going out and trying to make somewhat what his draw is actually worth rather than just making the UFC billions of dollars

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>>76554899
Whatever I do what I want

if meisha had a cock, would it be cut or uncut?

>>76554750
this. conor has the 'it' factor. he has charisma and is undeniably talented. love him or hate him, he draws people to the sport and to live events.

>>76554888
absolute state of aussieland

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>>76554942
Gross

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>>76554870
why are nose freckles so fucking cute

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>>76554963
They bring out a girls eyes

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so this is heem for the next 2 months?

>>76554977
Nah just today and maybe fight week. The casuals will scatter.

>>76554977
better than sperg/schaub spam

>>76554977
no. jones/cormier 2 next month will bring out a lot of 'let me suck that dick jon' posting.

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Our guy has spoken

He is putting money on Tarec Saffiedine, Colby and Holm. You should do the same.

Conjob BTFO
https://twitter.com/TheHeat001/status/875119789999390720
https://twitter.com/TheHeat001/status/875119789999390720

>>76554977
I don't think I've ever seen you not being a whiny cunt. Every time I see a simpsons photo it's you complaining.

>>76555029
He (predictioncuck and forced calendar heemindercuck) is from Reddit and just started posting here in 2017.

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>>76555050
>everyone i dont like uses reddit

>>76555066
No, just you are from Reddit and new to heem.

>>76555028
Whitebois watch one Roy Jones Jr highlight and they think they are him. #TJDillashaw #ConManMcGregor #Marquardt #Overeem?

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>>76555073
>he thinks he can tell anonymous users apart

>>76553270
I plan on reposting this in German threads for the next couple of months

>>76555086
Notice how there is no denial. It's ok bro.

>>76554483
isn't that the safest choice?

conor isn't going to land a clean enough punch to knock floyd out

floyd doesn't have the KO power even if conor gasses

>>76555086
its not anonymous if you are avatarring

HEEMINDER

TUF IS ON IN 5 MINUTES

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>>76555094
You just replied to 2 separate anons you goof. anybody can post simpsons.jpg

>>76555117
Sure thing bro.

Does Conor have the stamina to go 12 rounds?

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>>76555125

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>>76555135

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>>76555112
thanks bro

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Imagine being this much of an autistic shitbag because you're a fan of a person that doesn't give a single fuck about you

>>76554483
I don't know why some guys on here are so convinced goober will gas out super early, his cardio seemed to have improved in the second Diaz fight and while I rarely watch boxing, I don't see how it's more tiring than mma as you guys keep saying, maybe it's as tiring but still he could have trained his cardio even more, it's been a while now since we last saw him go the distance

>>76555159
Anytime friend

>>76555126

He doesn't have the stamina to go 6, by the 12th he's gonna be Dada 5000 tier

>>76553469
The two GOATs standing on the right

>>76555197
His cardio was better against Nate but he still gassed out. He's going to gas even harder boxing a boxer and missing an overwhelming amount of his punches

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>>76555213

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Magyga

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>>76555213

>>76555197

The smart strategy for McGregor is literally "blitz Floyd for the first 3 rounds and hope something connects". He'd actually be dumb to try to pace himself and save some for the later rounds, since it's not like he's going to win a decision no matter how fresh he is by the end.

Conor will throw everything he has at Floyd in the first third of the fight, most likely it won't be enough, and he'll be absolutely exhausted for the rest of the fight.

floyd mayweather cant even read

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I sure hope you haven't eaten vegetables today.

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wow so I missd last weeks episode

>everyone criticizing TJ for bringing Joe Daddy back
>Joe Daddy gets KO'd in 18 seconds

did Cody and everyone talk shit after?

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>only one person has posted simpsons images in the history of heem

This will be Garbrandt vs Cruz part 2.

McGregor by dominant UD.

Cap it.

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>>76555311
>dominant

Cody's actually being funny for once

how are we gonna do heem picks for mcgregor vs floyd? it cant be the undercard. nobody gives a fuck about that.
i think it should be
>Floyd by tko/tko + round
>Mcgregor by tko/tko + round
>Floyd by decision
>Mcgregor by decision

one pick to rule them all

>>76555277
>Assuming the fight even lasts 3 rounds.

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reeee its boxing and mma not ufc

Champions by the end of 2017

WSW: Joanna
WFLW: Murphy
WBW: Shevchenko
WFW: Cyborg
FLW: Mighty Meme
BW: Cody
FW: Holloway
LW: Cuckuy
WW: Tyrone Lanket
MW: Pissping
LHW: succ
HW: HoodieGOD Disciple

>>76555348
>Floyd by decision
so assuming this is the outcome, I just have this feeling there will be some moral victory for Goob. Will he knock Floyd down once or win a few rounds I don't know but something will happen

>>76555348
will /box/ and /heem/ merge into /fight/ for one night?

>>76555382
Conor actually trains Bellator more than UFC

>>76555384
This wasn't funny. You should feel bad.

>>76555348
>it cant be the undercard. nobody gives a fuck about that.
Agreed, I like your idea too, but decision seems like a cheap way for picks when there's only one fight. I think Decision plus score, or at least, how many rounds each guy will take

How is this seasons Ultimate Fighter?

>>76555402
Its in august, this whole board will be /fight/ for one night

>>76555424
Terrible