What would famous football players do if they didn't make it as footballers?
>Benzema
A parisian low time drug dealer
>Rooney
Top boy in the Everton hooligan firm
>Zlatan
Proud owner of a pizzeria in Malmö
>Thomas Müller
A bavarian pig farmer and infamous shitposter on /sp/
>CR7
Preschool "teacher"
>Messi
Don't know what he would do, seems like he was made to play football
>Mario Götze
Insufferable green voting history student
ffs, this is a god tier thread