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Eugene bless
Who is your favorite woman fighter?
>>76539176
Based
Is Benton Spooge a good analyst?
Aldo vs Artem is the fight the fans deserve
>>76539237
>Benton Spooge
literally in tears i can't take it anymore
omfg it's hilarious
The Lost Battalion
HAY MEESAH MAYGREGA THIS MY DIVISHUN MAN
IS BETTER YOU STAY IN FEATHERWEIGHT DIVISHUN THIS IS LIGHT DIVISHUN
Who /stillanRDAdrone/ here?
niggerpad i am going to scour every crevice of wisconsin to find your brown ass
>>76539452
what is wrong with you?
How nice!
I am going to UFC fight week next month. Is anyone else going? If there's interest I can organize a heemeetup.
Anyone have that picture of Joe looking away from Miesha but full on checking out a guy at the weigh ins?
What does the S in Eugene S Robinson stand for?
Aldo still has an above average chin despite being napped by conor and sustaining a 2 minute beating by Max. Aldo will beat everyone else in the division but probably never win another title.
*GADOOOSH*
>>76539661
Ga-get help my man
>>76539661
>>76539678
samefag
>posts generic anti-schaub image
>posts schaubhater.jpg seconds later
>repeat multiple times every day
>>76539403
I'm a fan of RDA, yeah.
I think it's the effects of the Pettis mauling after the UFC spent the entire night hyping him up
>>76539689
>>76539692
Just reminding /heem/ what you associate yourself with whenever you hate on Schaub.
>>76539692
I wish these h8ers would see the light, shob bless bro
>>76539731
This is what haters discuss.
Goldie > LeBron > KD
Apologize right fucking now
Spammer must've had a bad day at summer camp today.
move /heem/ to >>>/asp/ and take your spam with it
>>76539774
Hello my discord brother *fist bumps* We sure got those heemers this time!!
Whats a bellator?
Holy fuck tiger Shaub can't even change his own diaper what a fuckkn zilch lmao heard the kid was born with herpes thx a lot Brendan and Joanna
>>76539815
All I can do it laugh at how demented your mind is.
yikes. the spammer actually is the zilch poster. i thought that was just a meme. so it really is just one guy shitting up heem
Hahahaha doesn't surprise me the spammer is a hater.
Just remember haters, this is the type of person you associate yourself with.
Is heem the only general in 4chan with a dedicated spammer?
>>76539858
I don't think I've ever seen a more disturbed person.
>>76539902
I bet you would want to eat his feces. You're a sick person. Please get help now.
>>76539896
schaub spammer has been here for years m8
Cucks.
Here is your (You)
>>76539866
>he thinks images like this will bother anyone who isn't a summerfag
sorry friendo, a lengthy stay on the chins gives you a natural immunity to gore and penis pics
Can someone post the other angle of this?
>>76539990
You need to understand though. This guy has a gay scat fetish and a cuck fetish. He genuinely thinks he can get us moved to /asp/. He's not the brightest guy nor most mentally sound guy around.
>>76539896
/wwe/ used to have the exact same one here. There also used to be another mega aspie k-pop spammer in the NFL threads. He would literally post his entire folder every single thread after a thread hit its post limit. All of his images made the most reposted images on /sp/
anybody still /blackbeast/?
>>76540010
>>76540081
So then why do you spam us? What is your motive?
>trying to understand the spammer
>>76540080
thanks
>>76540010
>>76540080
velikovic looks like a young branko
>>76540087
if i pull that off, will you die?
>>76540169
Have you ever considered getting psychological help?
>>76540080
DDR legend
Have mods given up on deleting those posts? It's been like this the last few weeks
>>76540219
they dont really care about spam but if you post bunda youre gone in 10 minutes flat
>tfw got the thread to myself
>>76540373
but (You)s are what it's all about
>>76540407
>>76540420
fuck shes extra thicc there, I love it
What did Joe Rogan mean by this?
you now remember this
>>76540420
is that Cynthia or Richard Nixon holding the pads? I can't tell
>>76540455
dude if that was Mieshas sister I would be all up in that ass with a scanning electron microscope
>>76540464
>>76540464
thats not cynthia you goof
>Kevin lees fight is on a Tuesday night
why?
>>76539534
UFCs signed Joseph Morales an unbeaten Flyweight whose also fought at Bantamweight from Team Alpha Male. Seems like UFC is bluffing about closing Flyweight
UFC also apparently returning to Sao Paulo in October. Aldo-Cub 2?
>>76540511
sherdog shows it on a sunday
Any relation to Ray?
Who Team Alpha Male here?
You think I'm just gonna sit here and let you call me a loser Jon?
Where's Poland!
My MAMA folder got deleted but Jorge is still my boy. Can someone other kind heemers help out and post Jorge?
Now that the dust has settled, can we finally admit that Rhonda rousey would not be able to beat a halfway-fit man?
>>76540684
>>76540684
Jorge is my boy as well
>>76540684
>>76540733
Webm
>>76540684
qtip BTFO
The WW GOAT
>>76540783
>>76540684
Holm vs Correia
Arlovski vs Tybura
Kim vs Covington
Saffedine vs Dos Anjos
Gomi vs Tuck
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Saffedine
Tuck
>>76540918
Why did you put the Gomi fight in?
No one is gonna get goffed in that fight
>>76540684
Since Strikeforce right? Heh fucking loser
>>76540918
BASED BETHE
Arlovski
Covington
2 Anjos
Gomi
>>76540962
it was voted on yesterday. we cant do 4 fights
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Kim
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76540918
Holm
Marcin
Stun gun
Dos anjos
Tuck
>>76540991
>taking a break from spamming to post your picks
pretty based I guess?
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Colby
RDA
Gomi
>>76540991
>spammer listens to cringy teen music
not surprised
>>76541098
Where did it all go wrong in your life? Are you even an MMA fan?
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Covinton
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76541098
youre off to a slow start this time. you had 20 picks by now last week
>>76541098
Wtf is this pic
why does heem attract these freaks
Someone leaked a private email from dana
>"If that 4 foot nothing nigger thinks he will push me around on this, he has another thing coming. P4P my ass. I took conor off of UFC 200 for trying to fuck with me over the media obligations, and this midget fuck thinks he is gonna turn down the most generous offer of his career and throw it in my face? If he thinks he is gonna swing his tiny black dick around just because he beat 10 nobodies in a row, I'll will cut his whole division and watch him fight for pocket change in bellashit."
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/13/15790216/ufc-mma-news-leaked-email-dana-white-racist-comments-demetrious-johnson
>>76541165
You are severely mentally ill though.
>>76541128
First prediction on there is mine and I'm not the spammer bro. I don't know why you can't understand that.
>>76541153
Oh shit it's real
>>76541214
>Litearlly bet my life I'd perform better on any psychiatric test than you
I think only serial killers would perform worse than someone who spams hundreds of gay scat images and children gore. You can call me autistic and baby but honestly dude I'm just trying to look out for you. I think you need to seek a psychologist. Nothing shameful about that, but we can all agree you need a bit of help.
https://youtu.be/pdc0Y0Xmlgo
WE
ARE
LIVE
>>76541165
Off you go, little runt. Go eat big shit out of the public toilet or whatever you autists do.
Watch yourself in a mirror so to remind yourself to kys
Don't bother us
>>76540918
Correia
Arlovski
Covington
Saffedine
Tuck
stud boy has been on for a fucking half hour you goofs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK-oq1KUawU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK-oq1KUawU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK-oq1KUawU
>>76541308
>Correia
for sure she is a talented brawler my man
Schaub is picking Whittaker to beat Yoel.
Thoughts?
>>76541509
I agree. He's too quick.
>>76541509
I am also picking Whittaker, Schaub is a zilch. There is no correlation here.
>>76541526
>>76541523
Like him or love him, you've got to respect the man. Best analyst in the game.
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Gomi
>>76540918
Rolm
Le Decision Ngannou Man
Chaos Covington
RDA
Fireball Elder
>all those deleted posts
Does someone just come in here and report everything?
chael better be on the gas for the next fight
>>76541539
You complain about friend simulators a lot. Are you the spammer?
>>76541547
the spammer wasn't really hiding his posts m8. he was posting a lot
>>76541547
yep, there is
Post your lowkey boys. For me, its Tim Means
Brendan "Left foot, Right foot" Schaub
>>76541578
For me, it's Ben Askren.
>>76541589
>Left foot toilet, Right foot brain scan
>>76541508
HEESH HEESH SHEESH HUSSH vs Legit who
>>76541687
You didn't even know what division he fought in lol
>>76541701
>yfw you realise both of them have main evented PPV's
how does the schaub poster change his proxy so fast when he does the back to back post thing? maybe he's posting from phone with bost post submitted right after each other?
>>76541702
that wasnt me, I only post funny shit
>>76541746
You consider this funny?
>>76541738
Fun fact: I don't use a proxy. I don't phone post.
who is the cutest fighter? and why is it Yaya Rincon?
>>76541763
>You consider this funny?
yes
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Kim
RDA
Gomi
>>76541792
How is that in any way funny? You are bullying a baby on the internet. He doesn't have down syndorome.
>>76541811
Hope Gomi goofs you.
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Kim
Dos Anjos
Gomi
holy shit just caught a glimpse of the thiccness on stud radio, my fuckin dick is spraying jiz
>>76540010
Can someone with fighting experience tell me if heem wobblies are comparable to flash KOs? Like, can you regain your equilibrium and be as effective as before?
>>76540918
Correia
Tybura
Kim
Dos Anjos
Gomi
>>76541975
>those flabby tits leaking into her armpits
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
Saffedine
Tuck
>>76542117
>tfw I will never suck those flabby taters
GOLDIE LIVES
O
L
D
I
E
>>76542177
What the fuck, why hire a shittier commentator when Mauro does the same job with some real enthusiasm beyond just yelling in a coked up frenzy?
>>76542173
you have obscenely low standards
>>76541975
I think thats studboy
>>76542218
holy fuck why do they allow him to hang around with elite athletes. he looks like a real life homer simpson
>>76542240
>>76542241
enforcer bruh, his top game is brutal for sure
>>76542177
kek, ynr when goldie tried to do an NFL game
>>76542257
I would let her piss in my mouth
>buttholes and studboy trying to get sage to be cocky but he just keeps saying thanks
>>76542240
looks a tad like kinsey 2bh
>>76542456
>its a buttholes listens to himself talk and interrupts everyone episode
>>76542538
looks like Rumble is cutting weight, probably coming out of retirement
>>76542604
whats her instagram?
whats yalls thoughts on Team Alpha Male trying to go to the next level?
weird that they inked a deal with some regional air carrier. also trying to bring in more girls and even HW dudes. how's that gonna work
>>76539403
Shame that either him or saffedine has to lose. They both seem like pretty cool guys.
>>76542611
@mmahourgirl?
>>76542624
fuck you
>>76541509
Yoel can resort to wrestlefucking but he'll gas after a round or two. Honestly I think if it goes past 3 rounds then Whittaker will tko him.
>>76542651
I dont know her name nigga, fuck you too
>>76542615
Are they trying to recruit taller people now? I thought it was the elite manlet (and women) gym. I wonder how cody would feel if they had a normal sized man toying with him
Projected remaining UFC Schedule for 2017
>>76542673
youd be surprised my man
>>76540080
>>76540080
>a black man's brain gets shot off and his body automatically goes into dancing
>>76542707
imagine if a 6'8 "cutting to make 265lbs" lebron came up through mma from the jump like rory
he even seems like enough of a freak where cardio might not affect him that much. manages to play 95% of a basketball game with that frame
is the dana white tuesday fights gonna be every tuesday?
>>76540918
Gomi Submission
RDA Decision
Kim TKO
Tybura KO
Holm.TKO
Calling it!
>>76542809
where's your image homie?
>>76540970
Dos is not 2 in portuguese.
Dos means of
Max says Aldo is the hardest hitter he ever fought
Conor BTFO
>>76542882
conor thoroughly outclassed him with one functioning ACL
sage northcutt on stud radio, anyone call in?
>>76542893
And also punched him in the face so he knows how hard they both hit
>>76542932
jose hits hard like you have sex with women
name the last time he ko'd anyone with punches
costs max nothing to give a "GOAT" credit after beating him. he's just inflating his own win
Any of you like sopa?
>>76542948
>h-he's just lying
>>76542965
> If I repeat what you said, but sarcastically, I will make something totally believable suddenly seem ridiculous
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Kim
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76542893
>thoroughly outclassed him
Where does this meme keep coming from? Conor wrestlefucked a green Holloway. That's it
Hendricks unironically beat GSP!
>>76542977
>I can greentext too
It's humorous that a Conor fanboy is pissy that somebody implied another fighter hit him harder.
>condit lost
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
KiM
RDA
GOMI
>>76542999
>the guy who hit me most recently hits the hardest
WOAH TOTAL FUCKING SURPRISE
you believe everything you read i suspect
>>76543003
whats Dana looking at that paper?
>>76543031
>the guy who hit me most recently hits the hardest
You act as if this is a common thing that fighters do.
>>76543031
We need a stacked HW card from top to bottom, why is that asking so much Duna?
>>76543056
IIRC they did an all heavyweight card once and it did really well.
>>76543063
UFC 146 was last HW card
>>76543031
Against Aldo was the closest max has ever come to actually getting rocked so I'm inclined to believe him
>>76543056
Why do you have such a lust for heavyweights?
>>76543091
2bf Hunt vs Lewis was more interesting than every le technical chessmatch at flyweight ever.
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Kim
RDA
GOMI
>>76543091
>Why do you have such a lust for heavyweights?
Do you not enjoy finishes?
>>76539565
>tfw nobody else is going to fight week
>>76543110
>>76543107
>Implying every heavyweight fight ends in a big meaty KO
>Implying you don't lust after their big meaty bodies
>Implying you don't find heavyweights to be the hottest weight class
>Implying you aren't seriously gay for heavyweights
>Implying you aren't waiting for an all male heavyweight themed version of Ultimate Surrender to pop up online
Frankly I'm disgusted.
>>76543133
Demetrious, is that you?
>>76542987
>>thoroughly outclassed
Won every round and almost every exchange, standing and otherwise. Not an inappropriate description of the fight,
>>76542776
It also takes a mentality to be a successful fighter. Rumble is a physical freak but would never be champ because he just doesn't have it. Combine some type of LeBron type athlete with some Nick Diaz temperament and you have your MMA Michael Jordan
Watching Aldo Holloway makes me excited for the futures of both guys
Holloway is in his prime and actually WANTS to defend his belt
Aldo showed he still has the skills to dominate the rest of the division and can still take a punch
FW should be interesting moving forward
>>76542920
why the fuck do you always post this tryhard faggot
>>76543203
why dont u mind ur own business cowboy
>>76543208
das a big head
>>76543208
cornball fag
>>76543214
im afraid it's you who's corny
>>76543220
cornball
we are all corn to the core on this blessed day
>>76543269
unshopped version
How to save the UFC:
Step 1 - cut every men's division under 185
Step 2 - require all women to get boobjobs to at least a C cup
Step 3 - tell USADA to fuck off
Step 4 - unban all currently banned strikes and holds, positional or otherwise
>>76543334
she killed her boyfriend and nobody ever talks about it
>>76543334
looks like a dude
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
RDA
Gomi
>>76541578
Tertiary boys:
>Beneil Dariush
>Anthony Smith
>Kelvin Gastelum
>Islam Makhachev
>Brian Kelleher
>Colby Covington
>Stipe Miocic
>Mairbek Taisumov
>Jingliang Li
>Shane Burgos
>Demian Maia
Prospective boys:
>Zabit Magomedshapirov
>Vinc Pichel
>Jared Gordon
>Gavin Tucker
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/myung-ho-bae-wolverine
>>76543473
im unironically attracted to this man
>>76542705
No ufc on fox?
>>76542948
>name the last time he ko'd anyone with punches
Where do get the impression he doesn't hit hard from? What are you basing that of?
Anyone see conors recent IG pic with boxing gloves on. His reach looks ridiciolus. Some anon with skillz should shop this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omOTepOKbG8
>>76543528
this? shop to what?
I went for a walk and my knee cap popped out again, i can feel it sliding slightly.
>>76543550
hissssssssssssss
>>76543559
how obese are you?
what chance does Tarec Saffiedine stand against RDA?
>>76543572
Not
>>76543559
>he fell for the bjj meme
>>76543607
I think I did it wrestling actually.
>>76543621
>he fell for the grappling meme
>>76540625
Heem sleepy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMXgD_2Z0bo
this embedded is early right?
>>76543649
>grappling is a meme
*tips you*
>>76543662
Sopa! Sopa! Sopa!
>grappling isn't a meme
*touches your babby chin*
>>76543673
>that stoppage
kek
>>76543573
155 to 170 is a big jump. Saffiedine has to at least be given a fair shot since he's a bigger, fresher guy that has really only lost to good fighters. Also thought he beat Dong in his last fight, no pun intended
>>76543700
might put some money on him then, hes a big underdog
>>76543725
good la, join the underdog team
>>76543748
put 5 quid on it mate, 3 p? small baller move that
>>76540918
Bethe
Arlovski
Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76543748
I think Colby beats Dong
Honestly lads how would you see this fight going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPAsxxC6p9s
I'd have to go with Conor
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
Saffedine
Gomi pls
>>76540918
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
WGAF
>>76543845
It's tough to say because I've never really seen Khabib's chin tested. He could get heemed shooting in but he only needs one takedown to end a fight. Leaning towards Khabib but it's a tight, tight call.
>>76543896
Lad, his chin was rattled by Johnson.
>>76543845
Anyone else find it funny Khabib pretty much knew Conor was going to tool Alvarez?
During the MJ fight he was constantly calling for Conor, he wanted the belt but Goobs hadn't even won it yet. Despite that he never mentioned Alvarez once kek
>>76543920
Not again
>>76543920
>>76543954
OHHHHHHHHHH KHABIB IS WOBBLED HE'S ALMOST OUT ON HIS FEET A LIGHT BREEZE WOULD KNOCK HIM OVER GADOOOOOOSHHHH
>>76539237
is Borple Spleg a good fighter?
>>76541792
i think its hilarious
>>76543516
>UFC on FOX 22/07
>>76543933
that bum just wants a paycheck he doesnt care about the belt
>>76544041
He offered Tony like 200k to fight him senpai
Khabib makes good money
>>76544047
he lives in an attic in russia the fooking bum
I'm actually so happy based Goldie is going to Bellator lads
He may have been a retarded dingus who didnt know what the hell he was talking about but he was our dingus. His voice makes me feel at home watching mma because its the voice ive heard for years
based goldie.
>>76544056
if shitposting was easy it would be called /heem/
>>76544058
Might watch Bellator now desu
>>76544058
Same, if they sign Gegard now I will be very happy. Bellator is slowly becoming better than the ufc
>>76544062
I'm also gonna start making more of an effort with it. I'd occassionally watch some of their main cards but I'll try to watch everything from prelims up. Couple more years and they'll be level with ufc imo
Fire in London, honestly burning alive is the worst way to go. Poor guys...
is this a good breakfast lads?
>>76544098
>kellogs
>REAL FRUIT
nope
pic related is a good breakfast
>>76544058
Bellator is officially out for blood. They're moving to PPV now that Viacom has opened its wallet to upgrade their roster, plus I suspect Fedor may have gotten some significant show money for his non-fight. It's bank or bust soon so they're going all-out. Rumor has it they're also targeting the ghost of Chuck Liddell.
>>76544120
its like someone listens to joe rogan a bit too much
brendan schaub diet - look into it
>>76544125
WW is the real battle ground
I won't give them credit till they have a legit top 5 in all their divisions
>>76543748
>betting against covington
youll lose alo-
>stake 0.03
fukin goof
>>76544120
>rogans wet eggs and green sauce
triggers me errytime
>>76544129
>brendan schaub diet - look into it
but its the same meal minus the bread
Post your lewdest mieshas
>>76544168
>>76544172
looks like a whore
>>76544187
oh for sure my man 100%
>>76544196
looks like a dude
>>76544143
Gooey yolk and fried whites is the best egg, Rogan should keep them on the pan a minute longer imo
>>76544196
looks like a dude
>>76544141
shut up poor fag
>>76544132
MacDonald is their boy for sure. If Larkin can win the belt in impressive fashion, they can feed him to MacDonald and generate some huge hype. The amount of depth they add to all their divisions depends on whether they're looking for a StrikeForce-style buyout or actually trying to compete, but after a $4 billion purchase the UFC may not be willing to spend. Gonna be interesting to watch.
>>76544143
>Putting habanero sauce on jalapenos
What the actual fuck
who's side are you on?
>>76544268
TJ, I wanna see mighty manlet get heemed badly before he breaks the record
>>76544274
good post
>>76539403
>>76539694
>>76542621
I had a dream last night about a future RDA fight against some black dude. RDA rushes the guy, gets hit clean on the dome and knocked down, and then the guy hits RDA with 3 precise shots to the temple before the ref calls it. Now I just have to remember who the guy was so I can put my mortgage on it when the fight happens.
who is my primary boy jason knight fighting next after placing ricardo lamas into the oblivion realm?
>>76544301
>wings tattood on his back
you just know this guy is gonna be the next champ
>>76544268
why doesn't mr rato want to fight TJ?
>>76541975
man tuss is fucking disgusting
>>76544301
Cub Swanson ? Or maybe Waldo. If Knight beats Lamas in impressive fashion he will be on the cusp of title shot
>>76544323
>>76544323
he wants to break records taking easy fights
>>76544301
knight will be champ this time next year
>>76544429
got her moneys worth for the surgery thats for sure.
>>76544420
I think Max is gonna be a champ for a while
>>76544429
Such a sloot.
>>76544444
>>76544444
Edgar is the only guy around that could potentially challenge him. It's one of many divisions that's wide open due to lack of depth.
>>76544452
I would post her alleged butt picture but I don't wanna get banned
>>76544487
this one? >>76544172
>>76544444
Nice quints Boland
11 days until Chiesa/Lee! All the people saying Lee has no power are gonna be surprised. It'll be a war.
>>76544495
>>76544526
Hope my boy Mikey Cheeser folds him up and snaps him.
Fill in the following fields
Who is your
MAIN BOY
>
PROSPECT BOY
>
LEGEND BOY
>
WMMA BOY
>
>>76544553
As long as we get an epic fight with a late finish or close decision, I'll be happy. I want both guys' stocks to go up. Chiesa is the chill ass dude you rip bongs with at any college and Lee, no matter how much people hate on him, has supreme charisma. I'm rooting for Cheese but I want a close, exciting fight. Both dudes have a ton of heart so I feel it comin.
>>76544562
>main boy
can't just pick one come on now
>prospect boy
zabit
>legend boy
anderson
>wmma boy
mouse
>>76544562
MAIN BOY
>Bisgod
PROSPECT BOY
>Jason Knight
LEGEND BOY
>Forrest Griffin
WMMA BOY
>Valentina Shevchenko
>>76544562
LEGEND BOY
>GENKI
>>76544589
>WMMA BOY
>>Valentina Shevchenko
>looks like a dude
it all checks out
>>76544613
are you ever not on /heem/? sad 2bh
>>76544562
lawler
Emeev
moose
hamderlei
>>76544613
what is you are maximum squat?
>>76544603
It begins...
>>76544603
I was startled awake by thunder and heavy rain at 4AM. I checked for the latest MMA news and this was literally just posted. It must've been a sign. I'm so sad right now...
>>76544617
dude im living the neet life currently
>>76544619
>what is you are
hello is this Jose
>>76544603
>>76544626
R-REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76544562
>MAIN BOY
Chris Weidman
>PROSPECT BOY
"Platinum" Mike Perry
>LEGEND BOY
Chael Sonnen
>WMMA BOY
Kailin Curran
>>76544618
>Emeev
>prospect
the guy is 30 years old with 18 pro fights, wouldn't really class him as a prospect.
>>76544640
>chael
>legend
you seem confused
>>76544654
t. fraud silva
WAT
>>76544654
I couldn't really think of anyone desu so went with Chael. Plus he will probably end up in the hall of fame.
>>76544125
Is Spike.tv the right channel network for this new city of Bellator? If no, which one(s) do you think could take the deal?
>>76544660
>fraud silva
you seem discombobulated
>>76544671
if in doubt, choose Anderson!
>>76544664
>trusting wiki
just search it on twitter or something, its just some bored weeb having fun
>>76544479
>>76544499
>>76544508
>>76544444
Quints confirm, blessed era will be a long and many dam tings will be done
#rememberpearlharbor
chidi "CHIDI BANG BANG" njokuani
>>76544651
not in big leagues, so yes.
conor was somehow a prospect with like 14 fights
but 10 or less pro fights. lowen taynnes
>>76544702
Why did you shoop max's mouth bigger
>>76544715
Emeev signed with the UFC a couple of weeks ago if you didn't know btw. I count a prospect as someone who can still improve a lot, I think Emeev is already a fighter he will be.
>>76544702
#dodadamting
>>76544683
Spike helped build the UFC into a powerhouse by picking up TUF and slotting it after pro wrestling to help capture their fanbase. The UFC repaid them by giving them the finger and moving the show to another network and Spike picked up Bellator right after. It's been about revenge from day 1.
>Bellator MMA's upcoming PPV event will have some combination of Mauro Ranallo, Mike Goldberg, Jimmy Smith, Bindo Skleb and Jenn Brown on the mic.
>Bingo Smeg is on the broadcast booth for Lellator NYC
>>76544125
>Fedor on PPV
When will they learn?
>>76544268
DJ should be under no obligation to move up and fight TJ imco
>>76544772
shit, never thought about that
they are going to affliction, it's repeating
does that make ACB strikeforce and wsof WEC
>>76544787
He isn't, TJ would go down
>>76544765
Is Bukkake Sploosh a good fighter ?
>>76544807
Is Boopie Splib a good commentator?
>>76544603
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
has anyone been to one of Brendan Swab's comedy shows? is he actually funny or is it all just a meme being pushed by his comedian friends?
>>76544807
Bikini Squash is not a good fighter
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Kim
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski (pls)
Kim
RDA
Tuck
>>76544826
t. cheeto fingere nerd
>>76540918
Holmes
Tybura
Coby "Really makes me think" Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76544268
whose desu m8
>>76544562
Main
> Ruthless
Prospect
> Perry
Legend
> Shogun
Wmma
> Titscake
>>76544859
don't ever correct me or mine son's grammar ever again faggot
>>76544772
>>76544797
Affliction is before my time but I thought Barnett was primarily to blame for spooking investors. WSOF is a secret arm of the UFC so they'd scoop up all the leftovers.
>>76544825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hFUe4Tg0Cw
the only thing I could find and you see a little of his standup in the beginning
>>76544859
>titscake
Pearl?
>>76544873
Getting Down with Big Brown sounds like the name of a beginner's guide to anal sex
>>76544873
steakbro, are you my guardian angel? dieting tips and now finding obscure clips of a D-level comedian...
>>76544867
Dont you me or my son again
>>76544881
Pearl is an extreme case of the evils of makeup. Busted as fuck without it, fine as hell with it...
>>76544869
I was just talking about the fact that every PPV with Fedor on it sells like shit.
>>76544857
whom's side are you on?
>>76544881
Damn son i was thinking of miesha but i change my mind
>>76544898
Got any no makeup pearls?
>>76544888
I know right and im not even getting payed
fuck man im broke as fuck maybe I should quit college its sapping my savings and my life force if bandon swab can do comedy why shouldnt i be able to make money doing soemthing else right
>>76544902
She seems like a p good fighter too. Lost to Calvillo but defended well on the ground
>>76544919
> watching wmma for fights
Lel
>>76544905
>>76544929
I also watch porn for the plot
>>76544941
Literally every woman
>>76544908
I've been thinking about the same thing 2bh. College is such a fucking meme, and I say that as someone in the STEM field.
>>76544949
idk man, my ex was actually really cute even without makeup. too bad she's probably dead by now
>>76544949
>>76544942
Understandable
>>76544969
she looks like one of those people who resemble their dogs. probably a poodle in her case
First Choi, now Arnie... is nothing sacred anymore?????????
http://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/mixed-martial-arts-hopeful-arnold-allen-could-lose-licence-after-drunken-brawl-at-christmas-party-1-5059869
>he ‘ran amok’ at a Christmas party, assaulting the venue’s owner and six women
>Allen is facing the possibility of having his licence taken away by his sport’s governing body
>Allen was said by one witness to have been ‘windmilling’ his left arm about while having his right arm around his girlfriend
>five-month prison term
>>76544969
>Jenna Marbles
wew lad what a blast from the past. My fuckin' high school girlfriend watched her.
>>76544899
Gotcha, thought you meant it was an omen of doom or something. Honestly I couldn't even guess what the guy is worth to Bellator, especially since he's not even in the main event.
>>76545009
I watch her every week, guilty pleasure of sorts but she's hilarious. Still quite popular with like 3 milion views per video on average
>>76545019
pls be in London
>>76545019
bruh no pls, that shit is cringe for teeny bopper girls
>>76544950
oh yeah im in stem too but the grind is too much and im paying tiution for sitting at home fuck dude I cant even afford steaks anymore im downgraded to eating chicken
>>76545036
I hear ya, man. Personally, I need to develop some work ethic. Until then, it doesn't matter what I do. I hope you figure your shit out and get back on the steak diet.
>>76543005
Holy moly this is a hot picture
>>76545008
>The incident happened when a number of parties - including one for Specsavers’ staff and another with people dressed as Oompa Loompas - took place at All Manor of Events in Henley, near Ipswich, on the night of December 23 and 24.
>>76545008
HE A GUD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>76540015
guys like that are going to get /heem/ moved. what IS going to get it moved is the handful of kids that keep bitching about who started a thread and posting Schaub shit.
This shit is killing traffic and a lot of old posters have left because of it. /heem/ is literally becoming a claustrophobic gossip session for a handful of shit-posting teens, and that's simply not what these boards are for, so if it continues it won't be hard to justify dumping it to /asp/.
>>76545019
she has funny puppers from what I remember
>>76545084
so where do we go to have quality discussions? discord is an option but it's not ideal. one positive aspect is being able to kick any autistic dweebs though (scatposter, schaubposter, literally cringing fag, etc.)
>>76540443
>2017
>not understanding what thicc means
>>76545084
Mandrama was moved to /asp/ because Hiroshimoot decided it should be considered an alternative sport. That's it. You're right that /heem/ has become more problematic but it'll never get moved.
>>76545084
I wish I was a shitposting teen. I regret not skipping many classes in school, what a waste of time that turned out to be
>>76545084
Why would we get moved? It's a real sport. I don't bother with other generals but I doubt the level of cancer is all that different.
>>76545143
>he actually studied back when he was in school
How did it feel to be the biggest nerd
Heem sleepy
>>76545008
kek what a dummy
>>76545143
tfw I was a shitposting teen and now I'm a shitposting 27 year old
>>76545467
beats fucking working
Doo choi out of 214
http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc-214/ufc-214-anaheim-loses-another-key-fight/
>>76545499
I'm at work when shitposting
>>76545467
>tfw i was a shitposting 28 year old and now im a shitposting 35 year old.
The unironic shit status of my life
Who is your favorite woman ufc fighter?
>>76545706
Who is your favourite black ufc fighter?
>>76545824
ronda
>Do as I say or THE WHOLE CLASS is getting detention
What are your thoughts on this weekend's UFC card?
>people are unironically picking Holm over Bethe
>>76545824
Pat barry
>>76545911
>now i'm just pretending to be retarded about my picks
>>76545911
Tell me How much you bet on betche so i can laugh at ya later
Also post slip
>Two months ago, UFC President Dana White said Johnson was the “pound-for-pound best fighter” not just in the UFC, but in the entire world.
>“It’s hard to not call this guy the greatest of all time,” White said after Johnson’s submission victory over Wilson Reis at UFC on FOX 24.
>Johnson (26-2-1 MMA, 14-1-1 UFC) hasn’t fought since then, but he did pen a statement detailing some difficult negotiations with White and UFC matchmakers, who he claimed were trying to “bully” him. And now?
>“The media claims he’s the pound for pound best fighter in the world,” White told TMZ.com this week. “I think Conor McGregor is the pound-for-pound best fighter in the world.”
LEL
>>76545941
>>76545946
Get ready to APOLOGISE to Bethe, my dudes.
Someone post the webm of Betch doing that retarded victory dance after getting merked hard for a whole round
slow /heem/ is pretty comfy. outside of the aspie waifuposters
>>76546137
>comfy
>aspie waifuposters
literally cringed
>>76546043
Pretty sure "Rondasperg" is a bunch of Aussies LARPing the way Canadians do with LMAObud and Adan
>>76546241
Oops, wrong webm
>>76546288
Such a waste of bunda
If Bethe counters Holm all fight, will the American turn into a panic wrestler again?
Over/under on Smellwani asking JBJ about his mom's death during 214 presser?
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Covington
RDA
Gomi
Jesus, what a night of pure memes. Gonna dump webms until somebody complains.
>>76546434
Bignose should be a huge favorite to try and make him cry like Joanna
>>76546436
Watching the rematch?
>>76546477
Why does this happen?
Jealous lesbian in the back there was clearly told "hey, break them up"
>>76546471
yes but it will be another robbery
https://youtu.be/K8FYiWKqCfg
>muh back is so injured but i can still fuck my boyfriends while hanging with the boiz
>>76546541
You think? This >>76546537 happened earlier in the night, I thought maybe she was putting her foot down unnecessarily to kind of make up for it.
>>76546585
defnitely not clicking this gay ass shit why would you even link this you fukin homo
>>76546615
do it faggot
>>76546585
>Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) bantamweight kingpin Cody Garbrandt was forced to withdraw from his first 135-pound title defense, previously scheduled for the upcoming UFC 213 pay-per-view (PPV) event in July.
>“No Love” was suffering from a debilitating back injury, severe enough to cancel his T.J. Dillashaw grudge match, which the promotion used as a backdrop for The Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 25 on FOX Sports 1.
>But Dillashaw is not convinced the injury was severe enough to pull out.
>“I’ve seen him drunk and wrestling around with his buddies while his back is supposedly hurt doing rehab,” Dillashaw told Fight Society (via MMA Fighting). “There’s some posts that I got tagged in or got sent to me when I woke up one morning, of him getting all drunk with his buddies and him getting into a full blown wrestling match on the ground with Danny Castillo. It’s kind of crazy.”
>“If it was hurting you to walk, and you couldn’t take the title fight, then you should probably be doing some rehab,” he added.
>UFC 219 is scheduled to be in Detroit
Mike Perry and Kevin Lee will likely be on the card.
If you came face to face with Brendan Schaub in the octagon and account for every post you've made about him here, how would you fare?
>>76540918
>the city of your life
>>76544888
>steakbro
Literally cringing
Schaub and Kflo are picking Arlovski.
Thoughts?
>>76546835
I defy anyone to find a picture of Betch (face included) in which she looks in any way bangable
>>76546909
Tybura
>>76540918
Holm
tybura
Dong
Saffiedine
Tuck
>>76546962
Might want to delete this and change your picks. Schaub said Arlovski has got it.
who is your favorite ufc fighter?
>>76547028
>having just one
u sum kinda baka?
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
RDA
Gomi
/heem/ is stupid
>>76547142
Nobody can deny that.
>>76547088
>picking a fighter thats been finished in his last 4 fights
>>76547156
delet this
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Covington
RDA
Gomi
>>76545084
Grow up you loser.
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Covington
Dos Anjos
Tuck
>>76546241
jesus christ every time i see this webm i just feel like womens mma should be banned.
The UFC and /heem/ are what we on /biz/ call "in a dip".
3 times a day MINIMUM
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Covington
RDA
Tuck
>>76541509
Schaub has been like rain man lately in his picks so I agree
>>76540918
Holly's Home
Arlovski
Covington
Hafeel
Gomi
What does he mean by that?
>>76547376
This nigga die out in the suicide forest
Ukrainian MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwaWWfY1Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwaWWfY1Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mwaWWfY1Y4
>>76546009
In what universe is Bethe going to win and what would her game plan be?
>>76540918
holm
tybur
dong hyun
tarec
gomi
>>76540918
Holm
Arlovski
Kim
RDA
Gomi
>>76547709
Spammer is back.
>>76547722
Schaub is a positive movement in the MMA community.
>>76547767
more like a bowel movement HAHAHAxd
>>76547854
Just remember. You associate yourself with the spammer when you hate on Schaub. The spammer has admitted to trying to get me banned.
>>76547854
Ebin xDDDDDDDDDD
>>76547936
You're a schaubposter, I'm a sklebposter. There's a big difference.
>>76547976
>>76540918
holm
arlovski
covington
Saffedine
Tuck
New /heem/ thread:
>>76548047
>>76548047
>>76548047
>>76548055
This is the spammer. Do not join his thread.
Don't fall for the spergOP template. This thread will get deleted once he posts gore.
>>76548075
Duhh
>>76547633
She's going to hang back and counter Holm's pitter patter strikes and sub Holm when she ends up going for a trip.
>>76548075
so why are guys still posting there
>>76548170
buncha samefagging
>>76548178
see >>76548184
I guess you were right
>>76548055
>17 posts early
Ignored. Someone make a real one in another dozen posts.
>>76548223
>>76547565
>>76540918
Holm
Tybura
Kim
RDA
Gomi
>>76548223
My points is still valid anyway
>>76548369
Most of these MMA "journalists" won't even cover Bellator anyway. Uncle Dana has them whipped. They will bitch about everything.
buncha slack-jawed yokels
Rousey comeback when?
Are we really going to use the spammers thread?
>>76548669
Make a better one instead of whinging, faggot.
>>76546241
>the way Canadians do with LMAObud and Adan
lmao I had a feeling