President Donald trump sent dennis rodman to save hostages i

They're both about on the same level as humans. Sounds right to me.

I'm reading reports on ESPN insider that it will soon be announced Dennis is going to he the coach North Korean basketball team.

Drumpf eternally btfo

>>76532858
rodman and trump are friends and rodman was on the apprentice you dip

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>>76532807
wat

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The phone call that saved America

>otto warmbier
>warm beer
What kind of bullshit is this?

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>>76532807
God bless Rodman.

He's the hero we need but don't deserve.

>>76533598
Yep.

Go Worm!

>>76532867
Also rodman served a similar roll to North Korea under the Obama administration. The jung-ils love him for some reason. Also Dennis rodman may be a spy. Think about it would anyone recognize him if he took all that stuff out of his face?

>>76533081
quick rundown on rodman?

>>76535751
One of the greatest defensive NBA players of all time, absolute madman, all around cool dude

>>76534616
Kim just loves basketball. Not a secret. Rodman is the only nigga crazy enough to go to North-Korea consistently.

I'd watch the movie

>>76535751
>Rothschilds bow to Rodman
>In contact with aliens
>Possesses psychic-like abilities
>Controls North Korea with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line of King Wewuz
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Rodmangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Rodman babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress
>owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Rodmanbots inside you right now
>In regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Rodman bunker in Wilkes land?
>He learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Rodman. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Rodman
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

>>76535751

Played in Binland for one game.

Thank you based Trump for having the presence of mind and empathy for our American prisoners held in North Korea to use creative, common sense ideas to try and do something about that. And thanks be to Dennis Rodman for agreeing to do the job. Two American heroes who have been unfairly criticized just because they're a little different (can't have that, can we - so much for tolerance).

God speed in your quest Rodman. We're all pulling for you and the prisoners. That includes the President no doubt. Have fun and come back safe.

>>76532807
>he doesnt own $3M worth of Potcoin

beta

>>76534616

un's dad was a 90s bulls bandwagoner

so meeting rodman is pretty neato for him

>>76537693
Dennis Rodman is a supreme delegate for our great country, you put respekk on his name.

Is this the memeist timeline?

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>>76532807
I bought 500 pot coins today because of this.

>>76537905
>a former NBA bad boy is our best hope at peace with a nuclear power and his envoy is sponsored by a DUDE WEED crytpo coin

Yes.

God speed based worm.