Why can't Europe's retarded brother be normal for once?

>>76509569
>please notice me big strong Americans

It perfectly fits their behaviour though. Big overweight crying manchilds

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>>76509579

>>76509569
I mean, all american teams being franchises you can't name them anything else. What if Golden State BC got moved to Nevada? What would you do then? The problem resides in more than just naming.

Also, most europeans do it too in basketball which is pretty funny, definitely doesn't help the sport grow

>>76509569
The teams wanted an identity other than ________ FC and a lion with crown on a coat of arms logo

>>76509569
>>76509591
Get off your proxy, Iran

>>76509591
>here is an unrelated /pol/ image in my sports thread, am I fitting in yet?
It's always the non-countries that try the hardest

>implying young boys fc is better than that

>>76509611
Iran is the most relevant country in the world that is not controlled by degenerate hook nosed circumcised racemixers
t. not Iranian, just /pol/

>>76509603
they instead want the identity of an animal which changes colours and goes from city to city

>>76509619
>let me flagpost instead of answering op's question! xD

>>76509623
At least they are named the same way for a century

Additional bonus: No relocation

>>76509599
Name them after historic events, locations or presidents
The Jeffersons doesn't sound as autistic as "Titans"

>Pirates
>Giants
>Tigers
>Bulls
>Penguins
>Bears
>Lions
>Vikings

these are all cool names though with a rich history. You see, unlike in Europe, we have more than one sport, so we can't just use the city name to differentiate between teams, we have to create a different team name for each sport.

>>76509643
>OP is literally flagposting
>hurr stoopid Americans xD
Newsflash, I don't give a shit about you or your smelly Caucasian friend. You really think Americans care what some irrelevant European shitholes think about our sports teams?

>>76509569
>brother

Obviously a disappointing son

>>76509670
you clearly give a shit enough to talk trash about his country

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>>76509658
>Young boys is a swiss club
>The Vatican is guarded by the swiss
Gee, I wonder why they're named like that

>>76509666
Redskins and Raiders is the only good name

>>76509688
Yeah, because that takes so much effort. I didn't realize I was completely emotionally invested every time I called an Indian a poo in loo or a Portuguese a moor. Try harder.

>>76509666
>Pirates
>Vikings
>Tigers
>Lions
>US of A
Go away, satan trips

It makes perfect sense, I can't imagine the Minnesota Football whatever the fuck
No one in the US cares what the rest of the world thinks

>>76509666
Europe BTFO and confirmed no culture.

Americans play every sport. You guys enjoy poverty kick

>>76509636
Sure, Reza

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>>76509703
>projecting his own inferiority complex
Yeah, living in a larger country definitely makes you, as an individual, "relevant"
Especially when you take into consideration that you are not even owning your country

>>76509569
Arsenal are known as the Gunners, Chelsea are the Blues, Man U are the Red Devils
I don't see the problem

>>76509753
Arsenal and Chelsea are fine
Man U is cringe (I have to bear that this is the club everyone follows here because of Mikey the Aryan)

>>76509710
The Vikings got their name from the rich Scandinavian history and culture in Minnesota (of course now it would be more appropriate if they were called the Somali Pirates)

The Bears and the Bulls both got their name from the Chicago Stock Exchange, hence the term "bear" and "bull" markets.

>>76509752
>continues to spout /pol/ memes because he has nothing else
I mean more power to you I guess. Just seems sad on a sports board though

>>76509782
So what exactly is your fucking problem?
Why can't teams have nicknames?

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>>76509794
>he has non-/pol/ memes saved on his hard drive
I have to post something, it's the basic rule of imageboards, if you don't post an image with your post then your post ain't worth shit.

>>76509825
Most of them are really juvenile

>>76509835
Sports are juvenile. Get off your imaginary high horse

>>76509865
>sports are juvenile
This is true, in fact I pretty much only watch the national football team play.

>>76509753
Juve are referred to as The Old Lady, Real are also called Galacticos. There are cooler names with European teams than just (INSERT_PLURAL_OF_ANY_ANIMAL_OR_OBJECT)

>>76509666

You could do that if your teams were actual sport clubs instead of semitic franchises

> FC Barcelona (Football, Handball, Basketball, Field Hockey, Futsal, and some other meme sports)
> FC Bayern Munich (Football, Handball, Basketball)
>Real Madrid (Football, Basketball)
>Olympiakos (Football, Basketball)

>>76509953
>Football Club Barcelona Basketball

Makes sense.

>Support a team from childhood
>Owner of team send you a big FUCK YOU and move the franchise to the other side of the country
>Years of devotion thrown in the trash can

Now that is retard.

>>76510058
It's a little easier to move around because we weren't dumb enough to put a team in every village with 1,000 people.

>>76509946
>Galacticos

Wasn't Merengues?

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>>76510045

Tbh it's actually called Lassa, the name of the sponsor, because they're cucks and also bad as gonorrhea at basketball

>>76510058
>Devoting your time and life to a sports business
Now that is a retard

>>76510158

Yes.

Los merengues or los blancos.

Los Galácticos was just an embarrassing meme in the early '00s.

>>76509953
>not Panathinaikos

we have the most sports departments in europe

>>76509826
That's literally one of the most disgusting pictures I've ever seen.

>>76509953
>semitic franchises
?

Aren't half of UEFA clubs owned by Jewish Russian or Muslim Arab billionaires anyway?

>>76510205

But you cannot into win in any of them, senpai

>>76510220
Not mutually exclusive

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>>76509569
This Armenian poster is still SEETHING that his shit team isn't gonna make the WC

>>76510220

Mostly the English ones (add american tycoons to the list).

There's Paris Sheikh Germain, AChina Milan and a few more here and there. We have Valencia and Malaga under sheikh/chang rule but that's it. It's mostly the EPLEL, desu.

>>76510220
no, they are owned by chinese

>>76510306
and Espanyol and partially Atletico and Villareal, I believe Real Sociedad also and some others I'm probably forgetting

Because of newspaper headline writers and fans

People wouldn't want to write "New York Baseball Club Wins" because it takes up a lot of space.

So they came up with nicknames (Yankees/Yanks)

It stuck and frankly it gives the teams an identity than generic 'City Name FC'

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>>76510331
>>76510310
>>76510306
>they literally know the names of the capitalists of irrelevant sport teams

>>76510331

Don't know about Espanyol (I doubt it desu) but not Real Sociedad. Atleti and Villareal have foreign investors but they don't control the clubs.

>>76510446
do you live under a rock?
why do you think Espanyol started to invest big in the market lately?
http://deportes.elpais.com/deportes/2015/11/02/actualidad/1446465554_459494.html

>>76509569
>>76510360
dumb frogposter

Its really not a big deal, faggots. Theyre just sports teams, not an army.

>>76510446
also
>Wanda Metropolitano
>not chinese control
and Atletico and Villarreal youth is full of chinese
with Real I probably got mistaken by the sponsor

>>76510514
"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."-Bill Shankly

Samsung surely showed Fly Emirates their place! Are you going to watch the Chang Beer play against Sprint tonight?

>>76510222
olympiakos is only good at corruptball and water polo

>>76509599
>most europeans do it too in basketball
do they? I can't think of a single european club that does

>>76509946
>Real are also called Galacticos
Actually the Galácticos were only the generation of Zidane, R9, Figo, Raúl, etc. Real has had a lot of names depending on the generation of players they had ("Los yeyés", "La Quinta del Buitre"...)

>>76509787
Bears got their name because of the Cubs, why would you name a team after a Bear market?

Europeans do the exact same shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premiership_Rugby

You gave us the cancer that are the Kardashians.

>>76509660

eat a dick

>>76510514

Mexico gets it
Japan gets it

Europe is old and gay and full of muslims. Who cares?

>>76509569
>Real Westbridgeshiregatecastlemouthhampton United City

>Good names

Armenia is pure cancer

>>76509569
did you ever check the names of those 120 years lod English rugby club?

>Leicester Tigers
>Northampton Saints
>London Saracens
>London Wasps
>Sale Sharks
>Exeter Chiefs

this kind of name, if rare, is not something never done in Europe

because it is just sports. the names are supposed to be fun for kids. why do you take sports so serious?

>>76509569
Ara hereq chi? Du hayerin xaytarak es anum.

>>76509636
Iran has a higher rate of circumcision than the US

>>76512569
They also have a significant Jewish population

That armo is a /pol/tard who conflates Jews with Israel. Many American Jews show general disdain for Israel

Originally they were all unofficial nicknames, same as European soccer clubs. They sprung up organically then gradually became incorporated into the official name. This only applies to older clubs though. New teams that hire focus groups in order to come up with some shit like "Panthers" is gay as fuck.

College team nicknames tend to be a lot better and more tailored to where they represent since most are 100 years old.

>>76511126
All British clubs have retarded names. Germans once too I think

>not naming teams after enduring and powerful corporations like Japan and Corea

>>76512812
I mean quite a few baseball team names are pretty old too. Cubs have been called that since 1903 (they were named other shit when they were founded in 1876) and same with the Reds and other teams that are from the 1800s

England is the same thing dumbass Hotspurs and Red Devils and Foxes and Wolves are just as gay

>>76509660
>wants to name a team after some president of our country
fucking kek

>hull city tigers
>sunderland black cats
>southampton saints

>>76509569
american teams have silly mascots because american pro sports is rooted in ncaa culture and battles between rival universities. thats why sports teams in america are expected to have silly mascots. it is an imitation of school rivalries. schools need mascots to have an identity.
europe pro sports is rooted in a culture of battles between rival nations. which is why they cum on themselves over pride and tradition and those sort of things.