>Let me get this right, anon, you watch sports but you

The one on the left has such an unlikeable, smug look

>>76506305
Seriously? She's a top QT.

>>76506305
I disagree, I would drink her bathwater

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>there are people on this forum that don't play sports

>>76506305
Your /insecurity/ is showing.

I only have time to play sports on weekends and it's hardly sports. Drunk softball after work on Fridays.

>>76506305
i agree tbdh

I was playing footy for one of the best youth team in Zagreb and Croatia. Was always on the bench but fuck it xD

>>76506305
I want her to step on my face

>>76506335
>I WaS pLaYiNG FoOTy FoR ThE BeSt LeAgUe

Says the Norway with USA flag on her shirt. Fuck off, slut.

>Let me get this right, anon, you watch this show about doctors but you didn't become one yourself?

>Let me get this right, anon, you suck dick but you never became a professional whore?

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>>76506355

>Let me get this right, anon, you watch superhero movies, but you've never saved anyone's life?

>>76506454
Once I saved a kid from drowning in a pool and I hate capeshit.

>>76506421
kek

>>76506421
haha nice

>>76506305
too Germanic for you?

But I do, out for a whole year with injury though

>>76506421
K E K

>>76506292
Let me get this right, bitch. You paint your lips but don't suck cock?

>>76506421
ayy

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>>76506421

nice

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>>76506421

>>76506421
top heh

Most adults don't play sports

It's too much of a fucking commitment training one or two evenings a week and then losing the whole of saturday for games

>>76507112
she does suck dick
right is confirmed for a slut
went to school with her

>>76507236

I like her smug look it makes her seem funny was she funny in real life?

>>76507236
yet you didn't fuck her

>>76507286
well he is white after all

>>76506292
Wait.. you guys don't play sports?
I'm 26 and I've never _not_ played sports...
Football 6-12
Swimming 6-11
Ice hockey 11-15
Weight lifting 15-now
Tennis 21-24
Rugby 22-24
Beach volleyball 22-now
Volleyball 23-now

Git gud

>>76507236

Doesnt Matter if yo' lying
More pics u fagget

>>76507286
i was awkward in high school
now I don't wanna, drowning in pussy ATM

>>76507323

Answer my question.

>>76507314
your a big guy arent you

>>76507329
I'm only 187 :(
But I weight a good 100 kg

>>76507323
hahahaha
30s on google

she's a vlogger and has tons of pics online

google ''emilie nereng''

>>76507326
popular girls are always "funny" among her friends
I've only found two or three girls I've met in my life to be actually funny

>>76507338
I never said I could fuck her

>>76507348
holy shit she is stunning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kyIXAtYdxA

doubt that she's a slut like you said

>>76507341

how smug was she

Ummm I'm captain of my company softball team sweetie

>>76507359
>pretty girls can't be sluts
t. virgin

she also has a very "clean" online persona

reeeeeeeeeee i hate norwegians

>>76507363
she was sugary sweet with everyone and a "good girl" while being popular

>>76507393
because you've never won a football match against us?

>>76507394

then why weren't you friends with her

>>76507394
keep telling us more about emilie, she looks like an angel desu, doesn't strike me as the femme fatale type

>>76507323
>>76507348
so is she a roastie?

>>76507411
see >>76507323

>>76507437

It's not too late.
Did you ever talk to her at all?
Come on man we are dying for emily stories

>>76507420
nah she's a descent girl
but she has a bf and she has a kinda annoying voice

I'm confused, I don't know which one is the slut and the good girl anymore

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>drowning in pussy ATM

>>76506421
top kek

>>76507460
Think I've never spoken to her. Wasn't in her social circle and a couple of years behind her in school.
Town ain't that small
I'm not going to tell stories I've heard from others, as I'm not a dick. (only saying she's a slut because you guys wan't to think that)

>>76507515

I didn't mean slut stories I meant awkward norway high school stories.
I thought you had at least talked to her or stood next to her in line at lunch or something.

Become friends with emily and give us stories about your fun days together.

>>76507485
they are both good girls
>>76507490
I know this might be hard for you to understand, but some of us actually have social skills, looks and experience
insecure girls are easy
girls just left my bed two hours ago after fucking all morning

the right girl is/was famous, a blogger. she is VERY stupid, beyond the typical dumb blonde stereotype. her dad is a creep. he faked her blog's click count using his network at his job, made her famous for her blog. she basically just did what he told her, in terms of business.

>>76507528
we don't have luch line at school, we bring sliced bread with cheese packed in paper that we eat during breaks

>>76507536

what happened to her blog?

>>76507536
dude who the fuck are you? You don't seem to know her or anyone she knows at all..
Where are you from, newfriend?

>>76506421
Poland BTFO

Based british bants

>>76507546

Ok so did you ever find a paper bag that said "emily" on it. What kind of bread did she eat? Did you see her during your break?

I'm trying to imagine a Norway-version of Persona where you and emily become friends and you are barely helping me.

>>76507549
i guess it's still up. her 15 minutes/months/years are over though, you can't really evolve from shitty blogs to real life shit. she did try public speaking for a while, to capitalize on her fame.
>>76507560
>You don't seem to know her or anyone she knows at all..
hva får deg til å si det?

>>76507566
you have som serious issues, man

>>76507596
>hva får deg til å si det?
>what makes you say that?
because you seem to have a bitchy ass "i hate successful people" complex

>>76507596
and her blog is closed, you nitwit

>>76507638
>because you seem to have a bitchy ass "i hate successful people" complex
hva får deg til å si det? jeg sier bare sannheten. siden du påstår at du kjenner henne, må du vel vite at hun er korka. og faren hennes har det jo blitt skrevet om i media, viden kjent.

>>76507650

why did she close it

>>76507650
4u

>>76507660
>hva får deg til å si det? jeg sier bare sannheten. siden du påstår at du kjenner henne, må du vel vite at hun er korka. og faren hennes har det jo blitt skrevet om i media, viden kjent.
>what makes you say that? i'm only telling the truth. cus you say you know her, you have to know she has a screw lose. and her father has been written about in media, widely known.
I never said I knew her.
Link media about father, I never had him as a teacher, but my mates did, and he was ok

>>76507667
8 years of blogging seeps the life out of ya
she also had a break a couple of years ago to blog for her brothers startup blogging company a year later
The last years she did not blog that much either

>>76507713
How hot is Emilie for Norwegian standards? Is she a 10/10 or just hot?

>>76506292
Not so much anymore, I tore ligaments in my knee and dislocated both shoulders/tore my rotator cuffs and a few tendons

I play all the sports I watch except american football because the local team here is dogshit

>>76506421
lmao

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>Blonde women

>>76507650
>i guess it's still up
>i guess
sikkert 5 år siden jeg var innom den sist

jesus christ scandinavians are so autistic, no wonder the girls fuck foreigners

>>76507725
nice enough face, average/thin body. no ass or tits. sharp knees, 6/10.

>>76507694
h v o r f o r o v e r s e t t e r d u a l t h a r d u a u t i s m e e l l e r b r u k e r d u google translate?

>>76507829
>no ass or tits
Are there Nordic women who have these? I haven't seen any.
Most are slim and tall.

>>76506292
>"Let me get this straight, girls? You fantasize about being raped but you have never been willingly raped?"

>>76506292
>there are people on /sp/ who have never represented their country at sports

lmao

>>76507861
yeah there are, especially breasts. but young girls now tend to be more androgynous for some reason. most of them eat low fat and exercise to get low bf, to not get jugs maybe.

>>76507883

There are people on /sp/ who live in a country with more than 100 people.

>>76507903
>to not get jugs maybe
A goddamned shame.
Also, any examples of these shapely women?

>>76507725
she is up there, man
If she's not 9/10, she is one point away

>>76507829
obviously you are compensation for something
did your mom not love you enough?

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>>76507939
hm impossible to find decent pictures but this julie stromsvåg woman maybe

>>76507903
>young girls now tend to be more androgynous for some reason. most of them eat low fat and exercise to get low bf, to not get jugs maybe
well that is simply not true
this guys is definitely a fat virgin sitting in his basement being mean to people on the internet he doesn't know

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>girls just left my bed two hours ago after fucking all morning

>>76508009
nice argument.

>>76506421
o kurwa

>>76506292
played volleyball but don't watch that shit.
and soccer is easy as fuck if you know how to dribble and pass.

btw both are so damn fuckable

>>76508037
have you ever spoken to a girl?
They care about having large enough boobs

>>76508136
that wasn't my point
nice reading comprehension

Please stop
>>>/int/norgetråden

>>76508153
>most of them eat low fat and exercise to get low bf, to not get jugs maybe

>>76507829
midkek

>>76507564
pipe down pablo, dont forget how you got rekt yesterday

>>76506326
I play eSports faggot

>>76508206
shroud is that you?

>>76507991
hvor ny er du?

>>76508225
started chinning 2004

>>76507472
then she's not a sloot like you said

>>76508307
you can be/have been both

>>76508307
he's retarded

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>>76507829

>>76506421
GOT EEM

>>76506292
Left or right, lads?

There's only one correct answer.

>>76508849
both at the same time

>>76508849
Right easy

>>76507883
rare

>>76508849
right while the other licks my ass

>>76509009
>>76509380
Couldn't be more wrong.

>>76506292
Incorrect. I never play sports AND I never watch them. I only come to /sp/ to shitpost.

>>76509009
neither lol they look like they're fucking 12

>itt. children or low test. or both

>>76509900
Post your ideal girl, m8.

>>76509859
Jamaica, ooohh I wanna take ya

>>76509900
>not being a nonce

>>76508849
Left. Less caked

>>76506292
One thing I know for sure about being a fan is this: it is not a vicarious pleasure, despite all appearances to the contrary, and those who say that they would rather do than watch are missing the point. Football is a context where watching becomes doing—not in the aerobic sense, because watching a game, smoking your head off while doing so, drinking after it has finished and eating chips on the way home is unlikely to do you a whole lot of Jane Fonda good, in the way that chuffing up and down a pitch is supposed to. But when there is some kind of triumph, the pleasure does not radiate from the players outwards until it reaches the likes of us at the back of the terraces in a pale and diminished form; our fun is not a watery version of the team’s fun, even though they are the ones that get to score the goals and climb the steps at Wembley to meet Princess Diana. The joy we feel on occasions like this is not a celebration of others’ good fortune, but a celebration of our own; and when there is a disastrous defeat the sorrow that engulfs us is, in effect, self-pity, and anyone who wishes to understand how football is consumed must realise this above all things.

>>76506292
>>76509994
The players are merely our representatives, chosen by the manager rather than elected by us, but our representatives nonetheless, and sometimes if you look hard you can see the little poles that join them together, and the handles at the side that enable us to move them. I am a part of the club, just as the club is a part of me; and I say this fully aware that the club exploits me, disregards my views, and treats me shoddily on occasions, so my feeling of organic connection is not built on a muddle-headed and sentimental misunderstanding of how professional football works. This Wembley win belonged to me every bit as much as it belonged to Charlie Nicholas or George Graham (does Nicholas, who was dropped by Graham right at the start of the following season, and then sold, remember the afternoon as fondly?), and I worked every bit as hard for it as they did. The only difference between me and them is that I have put in more hours, more years, more decades than them, and so had a better understanding of the afternoon, a sweeter appreciation of why the sun still shines when I remember it.

>>76506421
KEK

>>76506421
fucking kek

>>76506305
i would eat her period burger

>>76506421
I'm injured cause I played too much sport. Football, rugby, basketball and field hockey (yes yes, but at least I won cups and gold medals for it).

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>>76510409
Okay.

>>76509900
>they look like they're fucking 12
t. roastie

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>>76506421

kowalski btfo

>>76506421
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76510507
I guess roasties don't have to add yeast to their period baked goods?

>>76506292
Emilie's friend is hotter than her.

>>76506421
well fucking done lad

>>76506421
>this is what passes for top-tier oc on /sp/ these days

Sad!