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"The champions of England,once again representing the Premier League in European Competition, can they bring the trophy back to England"
"And here we go, heavy pressing by the Premier League champions,pinning the opposition back into their own half"
>Opposing team gets fouled in the middle of the pitch, free kick
"And as you know in the Premier League, a mere foul like that would simply be waved off, indeed the Premier League is considered to be the most physical football league in the world"
>Free kick hits top bar
"Well taken,perhaps TOO well taken"
>Goalkeeper goes for a long pass,immediately gets picked up by the opposition centre half
"Tom Cromwell,6'6 is uhhh a big man, scores 10 goals last season on headers alone,you can only find such fine big men in the Premier League"
>Opposition passes the ball around and patiently waits for openings
"In the Premier League,every game is treated as a final and as with most finals,a good defense is seen as more important than a good att-
>Opposition midfielder shoots,deflects off the centre half and into the goal 0-1
"Well that was quite unlucky for them to suffer a deflection, you dont see that happen in the Premier League too often"
>Game restarts, Le Pacy Blackman gets the ball
"Tyrone Jefferson, an english native of London, very fast and very promising winger for the English National Team,notable for getting past fullbacks easily in the Premier League"
>Loses the ball
"Should've been a foul there I reckon"
Opposition passes from fullback to midfield to winger
>Gets a foul on the box,penalty
"Raja Khan Puinlu, another proud British native has never conceded a penalty in the Premier League"
>penalty scores 0-2
>Opposition happily hogs the ball and passes it around
"The opposition showing no respect to the Premier League champions,you dont see this type of dishonor in England
>Game ends, FINAL AGG SCORE 0-4
"It seems that luck isnt on the side of the Premier League Champions,the tough schedule has them not at 100%"
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You forgot the part where Muhammad al-sarif drives a truck through a crowd of people
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>>76504370
Only in the Premier League
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good post, is this, dare i say it, the renaissance of /sp/?
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now THIS is pod racing
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fuck off paki chink
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>>76504328
>puinlu
My sides
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>>76504328
Quality post
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GREAT POST
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>>76504328
Read this in Peter Drury's voice
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>>76504328
>Well taken,perhaps TOO well taken
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Very accurate.
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>>76504328
Good read
10/10
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stop bullying england
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Accurate, perhaps TOO accurate.
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>>76504328
>Raja Khan Puinlu
You were doing so well. There have only ever been a handful of Indian descent players in the Premier League.
Gonna have to give ya a 4/10. Nice try but your knowledge clearly isn't deep enough to do this properly.
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>>76504328
Expect this to show up on /r/soccer in the next couple of days.
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>>76505394
try and handle the bantz a little better
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>>76505394
it's a Paki, dumbass
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>>76505421
>raja
>paki
Pick one, black man. There's been even less Pakistani players than Indian players in the Premier League. I can only think of one, Zesh Rehman, whereas there's been a few Indian players.
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>>76505454
shut up bitch
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>>76505454
>>76505394
sad
i thought brits were supposed to be able to handle banter
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>>76505478
We are the kings of banter. We can handle good banter and dish it out in return. Bad banter though? Obviously I'm gonna call you stupid johnny foreigner cunts out on it.
Good banter should have a basis in reality.
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>>76505497
How contrived
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this thread should unironically be stickied
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>>76505497
You're literally USA-tier right now, the only thing missing is you posting statistics and gloating about nuclear weapons.
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>>76505512
We're the literal opposite of USA-tier. USA have zero banter because their banter never has any basis in reality.
American """humour"""
>take two random unrelated concepts
>put them together for no reason
>lol so randum
>this is now funny apparently
Our humour is GOAT.
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excellent thread
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>>76504328
>is making a funny post
>ruins it by resorting to paki jokes
honestly it spoiled the post because when have you ever seen an indian/pakistani player in the PL?
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>>76505569
There have literally been like 5 in the Prem all-time. Michael Chopra, Neil Taylor and Zesh Rehman just off the top of my head. I don't think there are many more than that.
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Amazing thread
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Outstanding thread
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apex thread la
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>>76504328
well done sing-a-poor
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GOAT /sp/ moment here, lads.
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>>76504328
Really makes you think.
>>76505394
>>76505454
>>76505497
>>76505527
Stop embarassing yourself faggot
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>Raja Khan Puinlu
>Playing football not cricket
My autism can't accept this. Should have made more black jokes. The rest of it is accurate.
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>>76505965
>>76505655
>>76505569
>>76505527
>>76505497
>>76505454
>>76505394
Samefag
>inb4 2 million years in html editor pic without (You)s
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>implies a paki plays football
Bad thread
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Are the +&×'s the new leafs in terms of shite banter abilities and abysmal posts?
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>>Free kick hits top bar
"Well taken,perhaps TOO well taken"
MY side lel
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>>76504328
>Tyrone Jefferson, london native
WeW
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W
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>Puinlu
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>EPL
>actually fielding English players
Almost too accurate, OP, almost.
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5-star thread
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>This action was - as we say - a strawberry on top.
>B: Player after a hat-trick takes a ball home.
>H: Lewandowski took five of them after Wolfsburg.
>B: A penalty kick is not already a goal.
>H: On National Stadium it is.
>Romania squad is like a wounded animal during a hunt. It bites until it dies.
>Romania is like a wounded animal, and this you have to put down!
>When he leaped to take the shot, nobody knew the ball was already in the net.
>H: Zieliński will only get better, he is very young, just twenty.
>B: *silently* ...Three...
>H: Yes, just twenty-three years old.
>Łukasz Teodoryczyk had 30 goals this seasons and scored 5.
>There is a hierarchy among strikers... Lewandowski, Milik, Teodorczyk, Piszczek...
And of course:
>Who hears >Schalke anthem once, remembers it for the entire life... Many slogans, that Assauer introduced into Schalke... Ein mal Schalke, Immer Schalke, Ollo, Putschikovski ,Die Jungen Ausreisserinnen, Die kenninmale Leute von 1904... Every player had to know the anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWEkEfS2YLY
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very good thread
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>>76504328
berry gud
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>>76505395
upvoted
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>>76504328
Good thread
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>>76504328
AMAZING post
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>>76506016
>+&×'s
cringe
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>>76504328
well done
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>>76505454
he never said what year it was, bonglad
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perro: OP
caca: butthurt britfag
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>englards
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>>76504328
WILL ENGLAND EVER RECOVER?
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>>76504328
Premiere thread
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>>76504328
literal 10/10
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>>76504328
great pakistain BTFO
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>>76510349
>cringe
embarrassing
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