IF PANAMA WINS, AMERICA IS OUT OF THE WORLD CUP IF PANAMA WINS,

>argentina in charge of math

>>76500344
There's still like 4 more matches genius

4th place goes to a interconference final against someone from Asia BY THE WAY.

>>76500344
no

>>76500344
>Argentinian intellectuals

>>76500344
kek, there are still 4 more games after tonight

even if we end up in 4th place, we'll just btfo out of whoever we face in the playoff, looking like australia or uzbekistan right now.

>>76500344
IF URUGUAY WINS, ARGENTINA IS OUT OF THE WORLD CUP

>>76500472
>>76500445
>America vs. Australia playoff for a WC spot

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>76500487
Correct.

>>76500344
We're going to beat Costa Rica and then it will be ogre

4th is basically a lock to qualify because they have to go play some asian total shitter for the last spot

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>Some nigger in Argentina cares this much about how America is performing in divegrass

Wow. Do people other than American nu male lefties actually pay attention to the USMNT?

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>>76500508
We will finish second in our group you muppet.

>>76500508
>>America vs. Australia playoff for a WC spot
that literally happened last world cup except it was mexico and new zealand

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>>76500623
embarrassing tbqhwy straya

>>76500344

>Argie math

>>76500726
Actually very surprised Iraq even has a soccer team good for them

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Argentina will quali-

>>76500726
We are going to draw against japan, saudis will draw against uae then lost against japan and we will beat thailand ergo we come second.

>>76500344
imagine being this wrong

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>>76500487
Wait, is this real? Is Messi literally on suicide watch?

>>76500344
Tell me, mi hermano, what does it feel like to know you won't see your country play in Russia next year?

>>76500876
Literally doesn't give a fuck about his NT.

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>>76500344

>>76500819
Why? Israel has one and they aren't even a real country.

>>76500953
To be fair, who he has to help him out other than Higuain?

>>76500935
We literally raped you 2 days ago. Sampaoli will win all the remaining games.

>>76501046
>friendlies
lol.
LOL

>>76501045
di Maria? Icardi? Dybala?

>>76500344
Theres still a few more games left

>argentina

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>>76500425
>mfw they lose them all

>>76501056
>excuses
>Argentina didn't even need to use Mascherano, Aguero or Rojo
LOL

>>76501046
Oh, that game. That match were we didn't have Neymar and didn't really give a shit because it was a friendly. That match were Lionel Messi disappeared fucking entirely. You had either the best or second-best (not getting into that one) player in the world and he didn't score a goal. That match were we didn't field our best team and you still only won 1-0.

Meanwhile, when we fielded our best team against you, you lost 3 (three) - 0 (nil). WITH Messi on your team.

Get bent.

What if they face Syria in the playoff?

We have 1 more difficult game against Costa Rica at home where a draw is the worst result followed by easier games against Honduras away (easy to win considering how garbage they've been), TnT away (not easy but doable) and Panama at home (win). That's 10 points added to our total of 7 meaning we will easily qualify with more than 15 points.

>>76501148

Russia NT plays with the Syrian uniforms

>>76500344
No, there are still 3 more games to play.

>>76501238
But why bother? You don't even like the sport.

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>>76501148

CAN'T MOSSAD THE ASSAD

>>76501288
There's still a good couple million of us who do though.

>>76501288
Millions of us do though, don't let the vocal minority that choose to shit on a sport they "don't care" make you think otherwise, it's tough cause it's just now catching on in America so we still have soccer haters and casual fans that have shit opinions about the sport

>>76501467
It's a bit funny that football gets so many haters in the United States, because when (yes, when) you win a World Cup, those same fuckers will go ahead and pretend they always gave a shit.

>>76501591
That's why being a soccer fan here is infuriating, there are those that shit on it because it's not American, then there are those that are yuro dick suckers that shit on anything domestic, then you have those fans that make actual people who just want to support their local teams look bad... we're getting there though, it's slow but it gets better here every year and every World Cup

>>76501723
>shit on anything domestic
Well, to be fair, your league isn't good. Not that ours is much better these days -- I'd argue it's worse since many clubs are skint broke and those that aren't somehow still come across as being so. And obviously just shitting on it won't help one bit, but still, I can at least see where they're coming from.

>>76501723
Okay, now you're sounding pretty fucking gay Doyle.

>>76500662
Yeah there's a massive difference between Mexico-New Zealand (aka the most obvious playoff in a long time) and USA-Australia (a team notorious for going through on these)

>>76502269
Klinnsmann made the mistake of letting Panama lose and kept Mexico in the WC.

>>76501137
>muh Neymar
Argentina didn't even need to use Mascherano, Aguero or Rojo

>3-0
lol Argentina had no coach

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>>76502269
>Yeah there's a massive difference between Mexico-New Zealand and USA-Australia
good one m8

>>76502324

We hate you much less since then

>>76502326
>Argentina didn't even need to use Mascherano, Aguero or Rojo
You had MESSI and he disappeared during the match. With the team we fielded, you should have fucking pummelled us, instead you scraped a 1-0 win. But keep telling yourself you'll make it to Russia. If you believe it, it must be true, eh?

>>76500859
Is your conference so terrible that an arrangement like that is possible

>>76502383
We played our C team against your B team and still won

We destroyed your "unbeatable and awesome" Tite team

>>76502421
>C team
>Messi
>destroyed
>1-0
>a 1-0 that you scraped
You hermanos make me laugh.

>>76502466
>no Icardi
>no Aguero
>no Mascherano
>no Rojo
>no Zabaleta
>MAMANA
>MAIDANA

And they barely had time to train. Meanwhile Brazil has been training for 2 years with the same coach.

>>76501062
>Shit since two years ago
>Barely called up to the NT
>Higuain but not fat
Argentina's best player outside Messi is Lucas Pratto desu

>>76501591
Its really pathetic. They've been meming about how its catching on for nearly 30 years and it still hasn't caught on. Interest in US soccer peaks around the world cup if the national team is in it then nobody cares anymore. Their attendence currently matches on average hockey and basketball purely because each team has to play less than half as many games. Then you have fags like >>76501723 who play the victim of their sport not being popular/the fact that hooliganism exists and will put a near permenant limit on the popularity of the sport here.

>>76502519
>the same coach
Oh wow. You really have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

Again, a 1-0 win against our B team when you field your absolute best player is nothing to brag about.
>3-0

>>76502633
I already empirically demonstrated that more than half of our team were not starting players

Meanwhile Brazil only missed Neymar and maybe Marcelo

>>76502666
trips confirms lulz

>Muh tite is unbeate-

>>76502666 (checked)
>Meanwhile Brazil only missed Neymar and maybe Marcelo
What pleasant laughter you give me. You know what? Enjoy your fantasies. See you in Russia.

Oh wait.

>>76500344
>4 fixtures left, including matches vs. the current bottom half of the table
Are all Argentinians this retarded?

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>>76502736
See you in Russia. Don't forget the Vaseline this time.

>>76502968
At least we made that far, Cletus.

>>76501591
Yeah it's just like the Olympics. USA only cares about most sports if there's an American winning in it.

>>76500726
>he doesn't know the greatness of Teerasil
Sad!

>>76500472
Careful. An Australia two-legged playoff will be far from easy for the USA.

>>76501018
>t. Mohammad

>b-but we don't even care about soccer

>>76501238
Yep. Done with Mexico. Have the 2 better teams at home. People aren't looking at how frontloaded their schedule was.

>>76501467
>Vocal minority
I'm not a big soccer dude but I definitely don't shit on it. If you think the vast majority doesn't give beyond any shit about soccer you either get out of your coastie enclave or stop deluding yourself. Youre the vocal minority.

>>76501591
This is true though. Nothing brings out a bandwagoner like winning with a US flag waving around somewhere. It could be a lawn mowing competition and if it had a following and some American was great at it, it would be popular.

>>76501591
>when
Nope, we won't

>>76501723
As a mega casual soccer fan, I can tell you watching the mls does everything it can to make soccer as off-putting as possible. Whether you like it or not or it's right or wrong the fact of the matter is Americans don't accept mediocrity and even if they know jackshit about soccer the instinctively know that's what they're seeing when they watch the mls.

If the mls wants to grow to be accepted it needs to do its own thing, not try to be a carbon copy of the other major sports leagues here because it doesn't have the talent or money to do so.

>>76502591
Ticket prices are also a fraction as well. I live in Columbus and it's obviously not an entertainment center of things to do and still fucking no one cares about the Crew. The city literally fucking revolves around a college football team like a defacto religion but I'm confident 80% of people here don't even know when the season for mls is.

>>76505410
>don't accept mediocrity
Yet thousands of people turn up to watch the Jags and Browns each year

>>76505237
nah we're pretty shit 2bh

you'd be clear favourites

>>76502269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zBgNvY0YcY

we've fucked up more often that got into the WC, but this was still special

>>76505472
Lol fair enough but those are still our elite athletes and at worst the 31st and 32nd best teams in the world(not saying that's a rational statement but it's technically true). 99% of people in mls are third-rate athletic talents. What do you think would happen to an mls team in your champions league? They'd get torn to shreds and Americans instinctively know that and it's off-putting to them because America is a bunch of bandwagon faggots. If they're not good at something they don't care about it.

>>76500344
Good morning to everyone except for Carlos Vela.

>>76500344
You fucking stupid black twat.