/tennis/

>>>/fa/

And thus, the servebotting recommences once again.

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>>76492950
>masha is out

forgot to include in the OP that r*ddit is not welcomed
fuck off peru

>best season ends
>two most cancerous posters
>>76493050
>>76493037
>resume posting

h*ck grass and HC seasons

PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-PO-POM-PO-LO-LO

>>76493160
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

thank dog I don't have to hear that shit until next year

>>76493238
It's probably the only reason i watch Rafael Garros tbqh

Will Nadal and Djokovic play any grass tourneys before Wimbly?

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>>76493267
>Djokovic
unironically should never play again. absolutely disgusting what he has become.
>>76493261
did you went this year?

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>he's a nadal man

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>>76493286
Nah too expensive and i have no one to go with

>>76493398
I think the only regular poster who is a Nadal fan is Mossadfag.

>>76493267
http://live-tennis.eu/en/atp-schedule

It seems Djokovic doesnt care anymore.

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>>76493444
*buys us tickets and goes with u next year*

Do you think Federer has any chance?

>>76493423
>Can you go back to taking your medication?
sick comeback bro

>>76493510
unironically no unless nadal's knees explode

when is clay again

>>76493517
It's not even a comeback, dude. I'm serious, your behaviour does seem pathological.

https://twitter.com/Eurosport_FR/status/873942042803568642

xisca is top qt

>>76493478
>only guy who can stop the cash cows Nadal and Federer is suddenly shit

Do you the ATP does the same thing as the top politicians? Film everyone important diddling a kid for blackmail purposes?

>>76493520
baby don't hurt me
>>76493546
i am not even the guy to whom you originally replied though, schizo

>>76493510
Of winning Wimbledon? Biggest favorite imo, the field is at a new low right now.

Is >Halep literally the >schalke of tennis?

>>76493570
Sorry for confusing you with that other USA shitposter, calm down. It's just that I'm just too lazy to check for sameposting. Anyways, what I said about that guy still stands.

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rogers face right now realizing that even if he had memed his way to the final nadal would have BTFO'd him thus justifying his decision bigly

>>76493567
I reckon you are still at it with your conspiracy theories, m8.

>>76493640
reality is stranger than fiction.

>>76493640
has he always been this way?

I just joined this mailing list in February

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what a great video ^_^. jelena is amazing and i cant believe people itt dont rate her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDTICyJUtXY

>>76493674
:')
based penko

>>76493659
Yeah, but do you really think the ITF or ATP are actively doing something shady to hamper Djokovi's success? I mean, if it was the case he would have never been allowed to ruin the Fedal period and have as much dominance as he has had during these last years.

>>76493780
hey, see >>76493663

also don't try to reason with that thing

>>76493827
>>76493780
both of you need to return to >>>reddit this very moment

>yfw the closest americans have come to RG finals is 1/2 of a doubles team
Sad!

>>76493780
I do think the Fedal resurgence happening at the same time as Djokovic's being shit very suspicious.

>>76493980
>what are the bryan brothers

>>76493510
Fuck, who really knows? I didnt give a dime for him at the AO or even at any of the HC Masters because of his defeat to Donskoy in Dubai and he went and won them all. He has struggled a ton to win them though, especially Miami and the AO.

>>76494070
Niggers who got BTFO by Harrison and Venus

>>76494022
That is a consequence more than anything else, I think.

>>76494022
you are actually dumb, do you realize this? there is no equivalency.

>>76493478

Djokovic got dragged into some weird religious cult. Not even kidding.

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>>76494255

>>76494255
Such a gullible dumbfuck Djokovic is turning out to be. It pisses me off.

>>76494495
>>76494255
gabe and nole are one and the same
dumb, yet full of confidence who believe that they are smart. persuasive snake oil merchants feast on these types

>>76494195
lol they're whiter than venus and harrison combined

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>>76494782
tfw my kindness is taken for weakness

>>76494829
>Niggers who got BTFO by Harrison and Venus

explain how this is kindness

http://www.independent.ie/sport/other-sports/tennis/paul-kimmage-professional-tennis-could-teach-the-mafia-about-omerta-34535092.html

>>76493510
Of winning Wimbledon? He's the unironic favorite.

>>76498244
who's the ironic favorite ?

>>76498373
just socck

>>76498430
just succ*

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2017/jan/29/doping-positive-tests-cycling-rugby-union-nicole-cooke

gabe, fuck off to /x/

Do any of you faggots actually play tennis?

>>76499565
Sometimes. I suck balls tho, metaphorically I mean.

>>76499565
i have never

>>76499565
Played it once at summer camp. BTFO'd everyone because I was actually strong enough to hit the ball over the net on a consistent basis. I've considered giving it a try again, but I'm too lazy to head down to the local club.

>>76499565
I try to practice every day.

>>76500521
t. Raonic

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>>76499565
I play Tennis Elbow
pls r8 my carrer

>>76502703
>no career slam
binned

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/tennis/frenchopen/5410931/French-Open-2009-Rafael-Nadal-is-no-exception-to-the-drug-testing-rules.html

>>76493554
why is she so cute

>>76503085
>rafa lived with his mom in 2009?
LMAO

>The 31-year-old Spaniard's pre-match routine includes a long series of rituals that include taking a freezing cold shower to invigorate himself before putting on his headphones while his trainer bandages his feet.

>After putting grips on all six of rackets himself, Nadal will then wet his hair before putting on his bandana before using the cramped space of the locker room to do a series of short, violent bursts of exercise.

>"It is very intimidating," O'Shannessy said. "If you are an opponent of his, and seeing this pre-match ritual of maximum intensity, a lot of times the matches can be won or lost right there."
As a coach, O'Shannessy would advise a player "to go somewhere else where he's not. Go to another locker room. Don't let that have an impact on you, don't watch it."
Was it autism?

>>76504292
yes

I don't know about you guys but I really think this is Chung's year

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please save us kyrGOAT

Dubs and Federer serves Djokovic 3 bagels at Wimbledon

>>76505432
I doubt they even meet.

>>76505432
If federer and djokovic met in wimbledon federer will destroy him

>>76493444
how much does it cost for first week ground pass and perhaps one of the main courts? me and a few friends are thinking of going next year from London.

>>76505452
t. not Federer

>>76505654
t. not Venus

US Open tickets go on sale today lads. I'll be in NYC when it's on, thinking of going, what;s the pricing like?

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>>76492950
>crap season (clay) is over
At lease we got a few good memes worth spouting.

Reminder that the Queen still resides on her rightful throne >>76505550

>>76505738
>good

>>76505722
Djokovic attempting to dab.

>>76505819
It's the Queen's birfday
t. got a day off

Stuttgart
11:10 Johnson (5) - Marterer
13:30 Lacko - Struff
15:00 Hanfmann - Fucsovics
17:30 Jaziri - Zverev (6)

Hertogenbosch
11:10 Bedene (7) - Istomin
14:00 Seppi - Ito
14:30 Mahut - Novikov
16:00 Griekspoor - Pospisil

>first half of the year is FWL and NWL
>second half is ______

Well?

>>76506223
Paire wins lol

>>76506223
Chung will save us

>>76506223
FWL and NWL

my shoulder hurts when I serve and also 2-3 days after playing tennis, did anyone here have this problem, too?

also does anyone play both - two-handed + one-handed backhand? I sometimes do it against easier opponents

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>>76506223

Leave Roidal to me

>>76506223
JWL (jelena wins lol)

http://www.menstennisforums.com/24193090-post37.html

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>>76506586
how often do you play?
any other symptoms? might just have a summer cold after all

no, it's not usually for a daily practitioner, so see your PT in ya got one to see each anything is torn

>>76506223
Janowicz will dominate to take his rightful place at the top ten

>>76506702
HOW MANY TIMES

Myson will win Wimbledon

Cap this

>>76506750

there no reason to do that

>>76506586
i sometimes do 2 handed forehand 4 teh lulz

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do either of these two fine gentlemen have a chance at beating Pouille in the next episode??
>[prediction; not likely
>>76506802
i used to when I was younger for more strength, but what do kids know

>>76506692
twice a week, and it's just my shoulder
right, gonna see my doctor

>>76506825
that would be best, since I'm not a licensed anything; but from my experience, is something torn or pulled
hope you're Ok, friend ;_;

>>76506223
MahutWL
RaonicWL

>>76506586
I hope you do proper warm up before serving

I don't think Stroof wants to repeat this set
something tells me

>>76506223
Wimbledon: Dimitrov
U.S: Del Potro

>>76506839
that's exactly what I was thinking, was his form
but his PT should fix that in house if that's the problem

GERRY
don't go back to practice if your find your form is incorrect; playing with fire there

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>mfw kyrGOAT tanks

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Bonga is nunironically #10 and is staying there unless Gaygor wins Stuttgart this week
also, weird to see Nishikori at #9 now. got so used to seeing him float around 4-6

>>76507041
Thank d-g Memerev is off this list

>Federer is the only one who can stop Nadull

Store energy for him already \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>>76506223
We're back to 2006.
>AO - Federer
>IW - Federer
>Miami - Federer
>MC - Nadal
>2nd MS on clay (2006 - Rome, 2017 - Madrid) - Nadal
>3rd MS on clay (2006 - Hamburg, 2017 - Rome) - someone unexpected - Robredo/Zverev
FO - Nadal
>Wimbledon - Federer
>Canada - Federer
>Cincinnati - a solid top 10 player (Roddick)
>US Open - Federer
>Madrid (Shanghai in this case) - Federer
>Paris - a solid top 10 player (Davydenko)
>WTF - Federer

>>76493160
>>76493238
it's seeped in, can't get it out of my dreams

>>76507121
im ok with this

lmao Ostapenko is actually a hohol

Wimbledon to last 3 weeks instead of 2 because of the final being between Isner and Mahut

>>76507157
Probably the most pointless match played.

>>76507121
in a way, we never left

>>76507167
I watched the whole 5th set
Even if pretty pointless it was amazing

>>76507167
>game with most points ever made
>pointless

this made me think

>>76507198
2deep4me

>>76507198
Round 1 match that went for 11 hours and then Isner flopped in the next round.

>>76507167
It's another proof that we should have a tiebreak in the last set. Every year there's a shitty match between servebots that goes beyond 6-6.

If you don't like tennis, you can always try watching different sports!

>>76507255
Okay Hans

>>76507255
Okay Ahmed

>>76507238
USO is the only major to do that.
Karlovic and Zeballos' this year's AO match went 22-20.

>>76507238
The year of 70-68, Mahut also went to 24-22 in a qualification round

>>76505819
*loses in the first round*
>>76507142
Proofs?

are Mahut and Novikov know as serve bots?

cause this is starting to look like a serve bot episode

>>76507335
>Ostapenko was born on 8 June 1997 in Riga, to former football player Jevgēnijs Ostapenko and Jeļena Jakovļeva. Jevgēnijs played professional association football for FC Metalurh Zaporizhya in the Ukrainian city Zaporizhia where Jeļena's grandmother still lives.[4]
UCJO

>>76507398
lel I bet some people are going to kill themself when they find out they were cheering for a ukrainian the whole time.

>>76507378
>Mahut
yes
>Novikov
literal who, but looking at his latest results probably (lots of tiebreaks in the scorelines)

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Judge's 495ft home run was pretty amazing
as a athlete for enjoys the occasional swing at the latest athletic equipment, I do enjoy a good HR; as a swing related enthusiast, I do..
and that was probably the MR of the year, thinks I

>>76507434
do you always have to be so kc tier? jfc

>>76507455
>MR
*hr
back to on topic

>>76507473
that is the most Ukrainian name possible
>>76507398
it really is

no one is mistaking her for someone else

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>>76507121
What a time to be alive

>>76507619
it's a based name
>phillip seymour
>abbie
>dustin

Was anyone else getting off to that little skirt Halep was wearing? Yummy.

>>76507703
images por favore

So is dopeapova going on the nadull plan of taking a season off to roid up and dominating HC?

>>76507733
obviously

That Hungarian was attractive I'm sad he lost
t. not gay

>>76507773
Girl???

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post

gg,Canada

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>came all the way down the stairs from my room to turn on the TV and watch Zverev
>it's not even the good Zverev


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jarizi looks too Aryan to be Tunisian

>>76508278

i kept thinking he was turkish
>for some stupid reason

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>>76508523
would make more sense than Tunisian. you do get some Aryan Turks, rarer in North Africa

Shitpovalov BTFO once again he should've stayed in juniors

>YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT

Yes, I can!!
>but you'll have to lend me a racket first

>>76508860
rips our guy

Injury blow +++ Federer out of Wimbledon +++

Oh no :(


.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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>>76508278
>>76508523
>>76508552

>>76508933
Not funny

>Chokegi

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>MASHA's out

Grass tennis feels like fast forward mode after watching so many clay matches

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tfw that time of the month when u eat poor brazilian people's food

Holy crap! When did michael start to sbitpost with a greek proxy?

>>76509183
Based beans

>>76509186
was?

>>76499565
Yes as a hobby quite good i like to think. Play the top division singles ladder in sf bay usually btfo my opponent

>>76509183
tfw you moved back in with parents and you only have vegan food like salad wraps

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cute

>>76509215
more of a lentil and chickpea man myself desu but beans r gud too

>>76509266
what the fuck man

>>76509183
That's way too much beans. Where's the salad and the meat?

>>76509183
>tfw that time of the month when u eat poor brazilian people's food
hope you didn't tatoo anything onto the forehead of the disabled brazilian child you stole that food from

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best season.

also, in case any /tennis/ bros want to see based Timea playing Daenerys Targaryen...

>http://www.rts.ch/emissions/dossiers/2015/26minutes/7039823-les-sequences-de-l-emission.html?id=8693393

any tennis on atm?

>>76509323
beginning of the month but I asked for an advance last nonth to help my mom with her bills

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>MASHA's out

>>76509183
UMA

>>76505738
i enjoyed this one, well done

>>76505738
kek

>>76505738
this is good

Hertogenbosch
11:00 Hlavackova - Shvedova
11:00 Pliskova (8) - Kontaveit
11:00 Hogenkamp - Minella
11:00 Sasnovich - Kalinskaya
12:30 Flipkens - Brengle
14:00 Vikhlyantseva - Lister
14:00 Kato - Rodina
14:00 Witthoeft - Vandeweghe (4)
14:30 Bertens (3) - Petkovic
15:30 Korpatsch - Konjuh (5)
16:00 Ozaki - Mladenovic (2)

Nottingham
12:00 Yastremska - Rybarikova
12:00 Sakkari - Cepelova
12:00 Konta (1) - Moore
13:30 Rogers (6) - Vekic
13:30 Barty - Maria
15:00 Mara - Davis (3)
15:00 Riske (4) - Watson
16:30 Safarova (5) - Min
16:30 McHale - Sevastova (2)

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Yes or no?

Who is (unironically) the ugliest ATP player?

(was gonna say male but you fucks would put Serena)

http://www.thenational.ae/sport/tennis/for-rafael-nadal-controversy-blame-anti-doping-policies-of-tennis-officials

>>76510150
Lorenzi was exactly what I was thinking man

>>76510185
Supposedly July 7 will be the court date.

>>76510094
Granollers?

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>>76510094
frogman

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>>76510557
nobody will dispute that desu
how do you pull off a shirt like this, with a woman like that, with that kind of face? this man must have a supreme alpha aura surrounding him

>>76510185
It is publicly know that Nadal's TUEs involve otherwise banned HGH and other substances. I doubt he will win.

>>76510586
alternative explanation: he's the only non-autist in a tour filled with OCD tennis savants

>>76510586
Huge dick, it's the only explanation.

>>76510586
Plus Kvitova, Vaidisova and rest of the WTA. Objectively results wise he's handsome.

>>76510586
what?! this woman is average to ugly, nothing to be impressed actually

>>76510657
Could you get a Hingis-tier woman?

>>76510526
Granollers isn't bad at all, really like his new beard

>>76510544
Ugliest, not sexiest

You: 6/10 possibly even 8/10 looksmaxxing, practice sports, decent career or student, gud conversation with many interests -> fuking 1 bland nu female every two months

Frogman: win a couple Challenger matches a year, wear a funky shirt -> bang every fit tennis cutie on tour

>>76510657
nah dude hingis is fine. she still looks youthful as fuck too

>>76510670
easily

>>76510752
>youthful

alright didn't realise you guys were trolling

>>76510780
she probably looks more youthful than your brown ass

>>76509183
those beans don't look good desu. too big. 2 many

>>76511004
she looks 35 - 40, like a soccer mom who goes to the gym twice a week, but i understand she might look young to american standards, you people only eat garbage and y'all look kinda bad

>>76510586
was this during hnnngis's coke period?

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>>76510751
>6/10 possibly even 8/10 looksmaxxing
no
>practice sports
i run and lift, that count
>decent career
lol
>gud conversation with many interests
nod really :D
>fuking
404

>>76511163
so you ever have anything nice to say about anyone? i used to be like that but once you start being a nicer person you start feeling better, maybe you should try it out

>>76511248
actually i do, she has nice teeth, feel bad for you bro

>>76511279
that's a good start, now try it again without following it up with another rude comment

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>>76510094
It's not even a debate

https://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/09/sports/cycling/cycling-union-ignored-doping-and-protected-lance-armstrong-commission-finds.html?_r=0

>>76511772
sure it is, doesn't he have a girlfriend? I know plenty of women who would gladly fuck him

>>76511842
>I know plenty of women who would gladly fuck him
Yeah because he's rich

>>76511909
Irrelevant. Would you fuck George Soros?

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>roger federer is 6'1
>lleyton hewitt is supposedly 5'11

Why does he lie about his height?

>>76511108
u scraed of strong elte BEANZ pal?

>>76511233
I believe in u, very seroius

>>76511934
>Would you fuck George Soros?
If it meant i'd never have to work again, yes.

>>76512076
I severely overestimated your standards.

>>76512039
ATP has him as 5'10".

>mods ban removing all my posts, kek

>>76512206
That's what you get for waifufagging. Also, I knew you were the Chief krautist the whole time.

>>76512318
which posts are you speaking of?

>>mods ban removing all my posts

what do you mean?

>>76512318
Was actually for posting that subway spyro pic.
Would do it again tho.

>>76512318
Also nice proxy

>For instance, getting a Therapeutic Use Exemption for an inhaler can be very easily done. If I take you and run your ass up and down the stairs five or six or seven times, then take you into the doctor, you’re going to be asthmatic and fail the test, and you’re going to be allowed to take an inhaler.

>Don’t get me wrong—some of these drugs make life better for certain groups. But if you’re a healthy person, why the hell would you need an inhaler? I was somewhat concerned about that.

QUIZ TIME

Guess the top 5 currently active ATP players with the best career win% on grass. NO CHEATING

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

>>76512539
I'm getting really depressed whenever I see a pic like this.

>>76512568
Fed
Murray
Djokovic
Nadal
Wawrinka?

>>76512577
whys that ?

>>76512594
the first four are right

Wawrinka is not even top 10

1. Federer
2. Murray
3. Djokovic
4. Nadal
5.

>>76512568
Federer
Djokovic
Nadal
Murray
Berdych

>>76512568
murri
fedora
dojoker
milos
berdych?

>>76512630
holy shit didn't expect to be so accurate
Dominic?

>>76512644
>>76512661
no, Berdych is 6th

>>76512615
because they keep reminding me that those who post this type of pictures are the most admirable people in the world and role-models for the children who are responsible for our future and the legacy of mankind.

>>76512671
where is milosh?

>>76512684
12th

>>76512696
big dick nick? jizzner? tsonga?

tell us m8

the grass career win % leaders are as follows:

1. Federer
2. Murray
3. Djokovic
4. Nadal
5. Tsonga
6. Berdych
7. Del Potro
8. Gasquet
9. Cilic
10. Karlovic
11. Ferrer
12. Raonic
13. Tommy Haas
14. Mahut
15. Kohlschreiber
16. Feliciano Lopez
17. Isner
18. Florian Mayer
19. Querrey
20. Youzhny
21. Baghdatis
22. Stepanek
23. Dimitrov
24. Nishikori
25. Monfils
26. Verdasco
27. Steve Johnson
28. Simon
29. Seppi
30. Istomin
31. Dolgopolov
32. Tomic

should be the seeds at wimbledon 2bh

Wawrinka is about 40th. he has a terrible record on grass

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>>76512793
dennis confirmed wimbly winner?

>>76512793
>no kyrgios
>somehow a future '''goat'''

>>76512615
We'll never get close to fuck a girl like that.

what can you tell me about thiems record on grass?
there is some hype about him now

>>76512858
speak for yourself, monkey

>>76512895
rekt

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>>76512894
grass will be his weakest surface because the ball moves through the court quicker meaning he will have less time to produce his shots.His FH and, especially, his BH take longer than average to set up which bodes well for clay but not for grass.
He will do fine because he is simply one of the best tennis players in the world, but you shouldn't necessarily expect him to make a semi/ or final at Wimbledon.

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>>76512676
>children who are responsible for our future and the legacy of mankind
People have been saying this for generations

>>76512894
He's a claybabby unfortunately

>>76512895
Surely you bang tennis sluts every weekend Mr. Chad.

>>76512951
has she no decency?
>>76512958
yes. thanks.

you should all have a browse of the ATP performance zone. really fascinating looking through them all

http://www.atpworldtour.com/en/performance-zone/win-loss-index/career/tiebreak/all/

the most interesting aspect of it all for me is that Murray is top 10 for pretty much every career statistic that they measure. tie-break record, record after losing first set, record after winning first set, deciding set, hard court win%, grass court win%(in modern era), outdoor win% and record v top 10. in match statistics he is top of all time for 1st serve return points won %, 2nd serve return points won %, break points converted % and return games won %.

truly an all time great of this sport whether you want to admit it or not.

>>76513016
>nadull 13th all time
dropped

>>76512793
I wonder if Tsonga, Berdych, Gasquet know about this statistic

>>76513016
>jizzner
This is questionable

>>76513115
how is it questionable?

he has the best serve ever, he's obviously going to be very, very high up in the tie-break records.

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fedcucks BTFO

>>76513245
Federer is just a servbabby 2bh

>6th all time for service games won %
>42nd all time for return games won %
>doesn't even make top 50 for break points converted % or 2nd serve return points won %

he's a literal servebabby

>>76513245
>connors played over 1,500 matches
Damn nigguh

just bought half a Kg of boletus mushroom lads
mite make sum risotto tomorrow
I'll keep u posted

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>>76513364
gonna do poorly on a spanish exam in a few minutes. give me your energy and then enjoy you're food

>>76513400
tell the teach puta madre

>>76513400
I SAY IT AGBAIN I BELIEVE IN U FRIEND
u're gonna make, we're all gonna make it, there is no other option

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>>76513245
can you screenshot total average forehand speed across atp and wta :^)

>>76513400
cuando yo era nino pequeno tuve una gata
pinche cabron

That's all you need to know

>>76512951
dude what the fuck seriously? why haven't you given the source yet? not cool man

>>76513664
from a /pol/ (I think) thread a while back
>>>/pol/129328618
You're welcome

>>76513689
thanks. apparently this is her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kvfxo/
think I preferred the mystery 2bh

>>76513762
That's definitely not her
t. not faceblind

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>>76513762
>I preferred the mystery
pretty much most things in life innit?

>>76513245
>you have better stats at your peak age
Wow

>>76513798
fucking kek at that gif. shame he didnt take out the whole lot of them

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our girl is famous now :')

(she hasn't messaged me back in a while btw)

>>76514004
bruh she have like 100k followers now

rips u. shuld have had here follow u or sumthin

>>76514004

>in a while

RIP in peace.

F

>>76514004
are you the autist that harrassed her through instagram? why did you do this?

>>76514067
michael was a good fan

F

>>76514068
i didn't harass her you pleb, but it was fun talking to her and we gave her the power necessary to win RG

>>76514162
>i didn't harass her you pleb

definitely did. it was painful viewing seeing you not get the message after about the 50th one word reply from her.

seriously, why did you do this?

>>76513245
Not too long now for Djokovic to drop down from n1 in that list.

>>76514196
>implying she's actually replying to him
>implying it's not just some PR agent responding

>>76514196
lol are you serious? messaging her about tennis is harassing her? jesus christ libtards continue to amaze me

>>76514300
yes. didn't you understand after every forced 1 word reply that she didn't want to talk with you, and was only responding to be polite? dont you understand social cues?

Don't reply to the sjw brit. He's here just to cause trouble.

>>76514196
a bit of a gabepost here but "getting the mssage" and playing by a woman's rules is a bit beta tbqh
god knows how many pipo have ended up winning by sheer insistence

>>76514431
also I'm pretty sure michael was very lighthearted about it all...

>>76514394
you're literally the worst poster in /tennis/ mate, why would anyone listen to what you have to say? just a terrible, attention-seeking, pompous faggot. get over yourself you fucking loser. people can make their own mind up about who they want to reply to or not.

>>76514505
>>76514196
Fuck off you r*dditspacing paki
seriously, kill yourself

>>76514505
every post you make sounds like you have a stick up your ass.. and i read it in your disgusting english accent and i just know how much of a faggot you are in real life

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found a cute webm and i wanted to share with my friends (aka every1 here except the brit (u know the one) and The Krautist)

>>76514553
all i did was ask you why you kept sending those autistic, toecurling, beta messages, and you got really butthurt and offended; you must know deep down how much of a beta orbiter you seem.

Tough day, eh guys?

>>76514762
but i answered you with my first reply idiot

>>76514394
the only thing I agree with gaybe on

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/10is/ is so negative. What happened to paz y amor?

>>76514918
Go suck a tree's dick, Imaz.

>>76514671
s|eep tght pupp3r

>>76514918
literally the only consistently sound poster here is dubai anon.

>>76515006
>Nadal fanboys
>sound
what a paradox u have created

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>>76514671
awwww, so qt

>>76515114
>>76514918
>>76514936
good posts

t. arbiter of good posts

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His old haircut suited his (huge btw) face better.

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>>76515700
I'm looking at this pic and... did he also go through a hair implant?

>>76515700
It makes him look 40+.

>>76515700
looks like a proud, God-fearing, American father of 3 from the countryside here

>>76515783
could just be hair covering the gaps

>>76515700
Can you imagine a 55yo man winning Wimbledon? Because he already has the looks.

>>76514918
fuck off Djokovic

>>76515006
good post
>>76515114
god-awful post by the anti-Semite
daily reminder: liking a player doesn't make you a fanboy

>>76518500
what an absolutely abhorrent post, schlomo

arg is unironically the best poster here. one of the few who isnt r*ddit (a la Peru), autistic (ie. spergOP's), or full wank (Peru again) who you can ave a good laugh w/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGZuit6qdzE

>>76518876
>arg is unironically the best poster here
Wrong South American posters are straight dookie besides Ecuador. The Spaniard is unironically best poster

>>76518876
I'm neither of those things. therefore, I am, without a hint of irony (unironically), the best poster ITG (in this general) known as /ten/ (short for "/tennis/")

rate this post

>>76519049
absolute weapon of a poster

You now remember that we were one set away from having a Raonic v. Berdych/Tsonga final last Wimbledon. Stuff of nightmares, folks.

>>76519077
shot my weapon into ur mum last night
lamo!!1!
>>76519224
>implying Raonic - Murray was less memey
was sad for Olderer, especially when he fell in that last set. at least Murray went on to have a good season, bringing an end to DWL

>>76519224
Bird dick deserves at least one slam title

Please continue the banter folks, it's top-quality stuff

>>76519596
Not really, if you count all his big 4 spankings he got in his career. Gotta earn it.

my boy JACK SUCC is the future of tennis
if you dont rate this post, i dont rate you!
holla!

>>76519931
9/11

>>76519931
>31
rated