/HEEM/: tfw just bet 4billion on hunto by spinning flying reverse

Will be Surprised if this goes over 1 round

If Derrick Lewis wins, UFC is fixed.

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>>76473523
Raising CTE awareness

What's with the traditional pre-fight brohug fest?

I'll feel bad for either of these guys losing

>>76473614
I think they make you hug the corner.

>>76473673
Lewis can recover

Mark can't

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>43 year old with a 7" reach disadvantage

gee, I wonder how this result will unfold

>>76473673
Me too, but it's time to pass the torch. Derrick is my new boy. Mark had his time in the sun.

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WE FUCKING DID IT BOYS

>>76470450

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F.

>double retirement in the cage
as if HW wasn't dead already

Don't ever bet against my boy Hunto

I told you

>tfw hunt retired lewis
>tfw cormier retired rumble
old white people FTW

>>76473713
with a nigger retiring KEK

>>76474439
honestly thought reem retired him

glad to see he's gotta a little more fight in him

Hunt is the man. You really do have to feel for him having taken a beating from so many juiced up freaks. His entire life has been a struggle.

Absolute warrior. I hope I can one day buy him a beer!

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t. 205ers

Do you think he would have retired if he had won?

>>76473523
shit OP
shit country
shit "sport"

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7/10 card

Guys I am a 400 lb african american and I have my first fight in a week should I do nothing but try head kicks in the 1st round?

>ywn see black beast and Ngannou fight

Mark hunt is fine if they only put him against other slobs. Another bout with stipe would end his life

The hell was wrong with BB? Shoulda swanged and banged, instead he ran away until he collapsed from exhaustion.

I thought the main event was awesome. Every strike thrown was a nailbiter.

Hunt was always my boy

Why do niggers even try?
>dj is white
>dc is white

Only champ is tyrone "bleached by rory" woodley

Just embarrassing honestly

>>76474501
nigannu would literally erase the black meme

3 and 0 lads feels good
>good job poopeelia

All these Hunt dickriders

so predictable

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>>76474403
F

feels bad man, I was looking forward to seeing lewis rise

>>76474505
does he even have any brain cells left?

i'm surprised he can speak desu after all the damage he's taken

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>>76474501
>ywn see jones rumble fight

>>76474500
Hands on hips and stick your gut out
Works every time

>>76474501
That's a mercy for Lewis based on tonight. Ngannou/JDS should be sick, though. If Ngannou wins, he should fight the winner of Reem/Werdum for #1C.

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>>76473746

>>76474508
yeah it was fun, especially considering that it was a relatively low paced HW fight that went over a round

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Every time I make OC for someone they lose

About to start memeing for people I'm rooting against

I feel like Ngannou vs Lewis would have been boring now

>>76474508
same
>>76474516
tyron is literally vietnamese

>>76474507
They were both shitscared of brawling with the other, fight was basically contested out of range and Hunto was the one closing.
Beast couldn't get those counter shots off with any consistency. I noticed he started walking weird on his right leg after a certain point too.

for sure work on your cardio my man

>>76474526
>If Ngannou wins
>If

Nigganew is gonna heem shrek just like Stipe did, JDS is p4p most overrated HW in the top 10 right now.

>>76474532
nah Ngannou is the most entertaining fighter in the division

he would have heem'd lewis in r1

Remember me? I hated Dericks shit personality and his immature fans

I'm quite happy now

>>76474535

Only 31 out of 82 pickers (37.8%) picked Hunt.

>>76474521
I though Lewis would catch him, had little faith in Hunto at all. Glad I was wrong though!

>>76474534
>>76474507
he said he fucked up his back after the fight. I hope he sticks around. too early for him to retire.

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woops
we have 2 new champions

>>76474541
That's my belief, too, but anything can happen at HW. Those boys don't play.

>>76474527
the fuck is that, a leather scarf?

Black Beast played a little bit too much Tekken and thought he was Eddie Gordo

>>76474545
if you can post the complete stats like you did last time i'll put together the stats sheet now

>>76474545
Lol this place is so clueless about MMA

Derrick going to Germany for those stem cells in his back.

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There is only one man who can bring guaranteed exciting fights back to heavyweight.

This is bullshit.

Heavyweight needs the talent. Lewis wasn't going to win that one, you can see the holes in his game, but he has potential. Nigga's throwing switch kicks, he just needed to fine tune his style so he's not one of those that just looks for the KO and has no other answer.


I can't believe it lads. Lewis is gone from the sport. He's a good lad. I didn't see him taking this one but I didn't want him gone ffs. The Ngannou fight man. Lewis plz.

Webm of Hunts counter elbow i think in round 1 or round 2

>>76474545
Score

>>76474548
I don't think he actually enjoys fighting, remember a couple of years ago hearing that he was only fighting to pay off the mortgage or something like that.

Hunt won because I sent him my energy

>>76474561
Why does he fight so rarely anyways?

>>76474526
>>76474541
>Ngannou/JDS

fucking really

just fucking retire cain

>>76474508
same here

>>76474508
Only cause I had money on it.

Blackedfags so quiet now, sad that your meme fighters can only beat 50 year olds?

>>76474501
Ngannou would win in 30 secs

>>76474559
Tried telling them time and time again

I will admit though, Lewis looked decent until the 3rd.

>>76474568
Mad injuries apparently. I just looked that up myself.

>>76474516
Bones is gunna fry DC tho

>>76474576
Ordering a COCONUT bull right now

>>76474571
Cain is the guy Ngannou wants, but that dude operates on his own time so Frannie's got get himself booked. There's rumors he might still make it on to 214, but it's more likely he'll be on 215 or 216.

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>>76474576

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>>76474576

Was the KO good? I must have missed it by a minute or two.

That Ion guy was great.

>>76474508
This, it was a fun one. Much better than manlet and WMMA fights where you know nobody is getting heemed.

>>76474544
kek do you think that any of us care about the fact that you're an uncomfortable weirdo with a "grudge" against a fighter who happened to lose against a better opponent/shitty conditioning? Read my lips:

DERRICK LEWIS IS STILL MY BOY

>>76474578
I bet on Lewis against abdurakhimov and he was doing the same thing he did tonight. He doesn't fight like a favorite at all.

>This Nate/Conor flashback before the post fight conference

This is pretty cool desu

>>76474292
>Le Banner

>>76474578
throwing head kicks isn't a sustainable strategy for a heavyweight

>>76474587
I BET you that fight doesn't happen again.

>>76474568
Busy burying it in Rose.

Mark Hunt is black

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>>76474596
/BLACKMOTHERFUCKINGBEAST/

>>76474576
Are you autistic?

>>76474600
It isn't, but they're still sort of impressive and it's not like they were way off the mark.

why did they agree to a five round fight as heavyweights?

Hunto is /heem/'s official husbando

>>76474576
Ngannou will steal stipes wife

Hunto's left eye is kind of busted. How deep was that eye poke?

I really need to learn not to parlay. Would have made bank on Hunt but I got fycked by Steele.

>Tfw my picks got goofed cause of TIM ELLIOT

>>76474557

Give me a sec to tally up how many people got how many fights right and I'll post the full set of stats.

>>76474578
>throws low %age low risk techniques because he can't box
>gasses
>gets beat up
yeah real decent

>>76474587
>Jon Jones
>post USADA

Kek, he's going to get beat up anon.

>>76474596
you obviously care

>>76474598
Lads this is making me want Nate/Conor 3

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>>76474624
got heart tho

webmbro pls post the sexy translator from the ion cutelaba interview

pls

>>76474622
I picked Pearson like a retard, that was my only blemish on the main card.

It's like people in here have never seen a Derrick Lewis fight in their lives before. He always throws those weird meme kicks and then slows down for the rest of the fight until he can get into a ground and pound position.

>>76474631
He literally gave up.

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i dont give a fuck what anybody has to say. derrick went out and did what he could. if an injury held him back and ends his career he's still my fucking boy

Mark Hunt, man. What a fuckin' warrior.

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>>76474627
>he's going to get beat up anon.
Go to bed Daniel.

>>76474602
what did you mean by this?

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>>76474639
he needed to doodoo

>>76474576
Still upset about the Kelly Knockout I see.

>>76474630
You're a fucking casual faggot then who has helped ruin this sport.
>Nate Diaz is now considered an ""elite"" fighter because he choked out a overhyped potato

Jon Jones vs Ngannou

Who wins?

>>76474587
>sober unroided jones beating anyone

DC is gonna eat Jon "boner" Jones like a popeyes chicken wing

>>76474652
Oy it's a good promo

Why does an Irishman trigger you so much

>>76474576
Dad Kelly got GADOOSHED and FLUSHED by based Brun

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>>76474652

>>76474652
conor will retire after floyd, maybe fights nate but that's it

Dada v kimbo v Lewis

Who wins? Herb dean as ref

>>76474672
If it's a fight to the death last man standing, Herb wins.

The rest of the main card ate up all the spice so we didn't get a KO in the main event

It's fine though, main card was great
>6 fights
>5 finishes
>3 in Rd1

It's funny how Cormier nuthuggers all rely on Jones being worse than he used to be cause of ring rust, and not cause of anything DC has done to get better in the time Jon has been away.

Anyone notice Hunt's son seemed reluctant about Mark fighting?

>>76474684
Too bad about those trash prelims.

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>>76474663
because he doesn't defend his belts

he is petrified of el cucoy thats why he wants to fight a 40 year old retired boxer for a big pay day

embarrassing. worst champ in ufc history by far and the worst thing to happen to the ufc

>next PPV has women as main event

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Man, nothing leaves a worse taste than dude retiring in octagon after losing a fight in a shitty way

1. CONOR BEATS FLOYD
2. CONOR BEATS TYRON
3. CONOR BEATS GSP
4. CONOR LOSES TO NATE
5. CONOR RETIRES
6. NATE IS THE STAR OF THE MOVIE ADAPTATION

>>76474639
Besides being completely exhausted he was probably concussed, Hunt had him wobbly from a few bombs. Also, being super emotional post-fight is another sign of concussion.

>>76474687
Not a nuthugger but ring rust is a real factor man. DC has always been a good fighter, he was good back when he first fought Jones and he's good now. It's difficult to say he's improved so much since he's basically beat everyone except JBJ

>>76474696
>1. CONOR BEATS FLOYD
neck yourself

>>76474663
because people act like he's the goat when he never defended a belt in his life. when he finally defends a belt against someone decent I will crawl back into my cave forever. It's stupid having him fight fucking Nate "Lesser Version of Nick" Diaz or chase a fight with Mayweather is annoying when there are seas of casual retards who act like McGregor is the second coming of Jesus.

>>76474696
>CONOR
>>>/box/

How do I get full bet slips on sky? All i can get is these little stubs in the my bets section

>>76474694
>state of 209ers

>>76474696
>Conor fighting ever again after he gets Floydbux

Not going to happen.

>>76474700
>he was good back when he first fought Jones
And he lost 4 clear rounds then.

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>>76474594
Not really. Hunto did some damage but it was more from Lewis being too tired to defend himself than too rocked.

>>76474635
Still looking for a replay.

>>76474655
Ngannou.

>>76474689
He's taken a ton of head trauma. It's a miracle he hasn't gone full CTE.

>>76474711
>implying wmma is as /asp/ as it gets

>>76474659
>>76474627
lol I bet you're the same people who picked Lewis to win.
How do you see DC winning? What secret move is his fat ass going to bust out?
He's an inferior kicker, striker and wrestler, and far smaller and fatter.
He's got nothing on Jonny.

>>76474704
I get you, but I wasn't saying any of that bollocks at all.
My comment was mostly because Nate/Conor 2 was a good fight, and seeing them go at it again , whenever, would be entertaining.
Of course I would like the LW belt to be defended, I'm big on Khabib and Cucuy's doing great too, but I was just saying the promo's getting me hype for a Nate/Conor 3

>>76474723
>isn't

>>76474723
Women have never been a draw in mandrama or main evented wrestlemania so I can understand why mandrama spergs get confused when they see them headlining a PPV event.

POST FIGHT PRESS?

>>76474696
>conor beating any of those guys

>>76474672

Lewis is obviously on a different level from those guys. Kimbo wouldn't even make it to the weigh-ins with the way USADA is today and Dada can barely be called a fighter.

>>76474721
This is actually a good stoppage.

>>76474719
Yeah I know, but that's what I'm saying. He's remained good and beaten everyone except Jones through his career. It's hard to point to something he's improved. I mean, his striking has gotten better I think, but it's still not on JBJ's level. His wrestling might have slightly improved, but he's a former Olympian so it's not like we've seen massive strides.
Which makes ring rust a big factor heading into the rematch

>>76474726
The Jon Jones that existed before USADA is no more, anon. He's not the same guy. Like Hendricks, he's been USADAED.COM. Just wait and see, senpai.

>>76474731
Fair enough. They shouldn't be encouraging any of that shit though because having Conor fight Nate next before defending his belt would be nonsense. If he gets that there illiterate boxing money then he's never coming back.

Who's this kid messing with the camera at the conference kek

>would be nonsense
It would be, considering the viable contenders at LW, but I wouldn't heavily mind it.

>>76474696
Implying floyds ever going to take the fight.
He's just fucking with potato man cause hes rich and bored.

>>76474745
I don't think that DC has improved at all since their first fight, the question is can he gameplan better and has Jones gotten worse, if not so expect the same result

>>76474745
>Which makes ring rust a big factor
It's not going to be one. It will be a closer fight than the first one but Jones has his number permanently. 48-47 Jones. Can even see it being a draw but no way is DC going to win more than 2 rounds.

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>check for the next UFC event
>Bunda Bethe in the main event
>what's left of Andrei Arlovski will be dragged to the octagon

I think I'm skipping out on this one, unless I feel like seeing Bethe's 10/10 lower body in shorts.

>>76474741
If the fight were just limited to fists I'd legitimately take "prime" Kimbo over Lewis

POST FIGHT IS LIVE

8649 attendance
FOTN Hunt/Lewis
POTN Ben 10, Dan Hooker

>>76474759
wew forgot to quote>>76474747

>>76474765
>I only care about the main event
You won't be missed casual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooVm64w3vRc

>>76474486
The sad thing is I don't know what's next for Mark Hunt now.

Realistically I don't like his odds against Stipe or Cain.

I don't think he has the gas tank anymore for long scraps like he'd have with JDS, although I think he'd fair better against JDS this time around.

I just want him to have one more title shot, he's such a legend of the sport and I hope he's a future hall of famer. He's had a fantastic run and definitely has a couple of lethal heems left in his arsenal.

I guess we should just take this win and see what happens next. It's just kind of sad that someone with such brutal KO power who had such a horror story of a childhood and faced a lot of juicers can't wear the belt just one time.

>>76474765
RDA at Welterweight is on it

>>76474692
> h-he needs to fight tony, not mayweather
quit ducking, mayweather. You're getting knocked the fuck out.

>>76474768
they should strip McGregor if he takes any other fight and Diaz is nowhere near contention for any kind of shot

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*does da damn ting*

Lads, I think it's time to come to terms with the fact that, Floyd or no Floyd, we're never going to see Gooby in a UFC octagon again.

The only question is how can we cope with our meme king leaving us blowing in the wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooVm64w3vRc

NM HERES PFPC they didnt name it good

>>76474778
>one more title shot
Against whom? He's lost to everyone ranked above him not named Ngannou/Cain. Maybe they can pull a Hendo on him and give him a freebie but he talked so much trash about the company they might let him become the gatekeeper for upcoming guys.

>>76474534
I dont think Hunt was scared, he came out with the intention to brawl but after a while he realized Lewis had nothing for him and played it safe.

>>76474721
Thanks.

>>76474790
>our meme king
pls go reddit

Conor ruined this sport.

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>>76474789
crashing these rankings

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>>76474790
It's all good we have Black Bea....

oh

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>>76474790
If Floyd doesn't happen there's a good chance Goobs comes back, he's a greedy little leprechaun

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>>76474806
>dj #1
>conor #2
what did they mean by this?

Hooker keeps doing this laugh

>>76474557

Official picks results.

>Volkanovski vs. Hirota
68/82 (82.9%)
>Elliott vs. Nguyen
14/82 (17.1%)
>Cutulaba vs. de Silva
60/82 (73.2%)
>Hooker vs. Pearson
49/82 (59.8%)
>Brunson vs. Kelly
49/82 (59.8%)
>Lewis vs. Hunt
32/82(39.0%)

>Complete goofs
n/a
>1 fight correct
7/82 (8.5%)
>2 fights correct
13/82 (15.9%)
>3 fights correct
26/82 (31.7%)
>4 fights correct
22/82 (26.9%)
>5 fights correct
12/82 (14.6%)
>Perfect picks
2/82 (2.4%)

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>>76474789
surprise surprise surprise

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>>76473523
>2017
>/heem/
>Brock Lesnar

>>76474743
I agree, it just wasn't that entertaining to watch from a JUST BLEED standpoint.

>>76474778
If he isn't getting a title shot in the next 1 or 2 fights, I think he should retire. He can still compete, but I worry for his health.

>>76474822
stat graphic coming up my guy. i just gotta find some pics from the event for the back ground

Is Cody going to sit on Championship welfare like pettis and cain?

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Was there any good fights? I didn't watch, I use to love mma but recently it just seems so boring. Maybe its because I can't train myself anymore.

I don't usually bet but I had Mark hunt and Ben so that's cool I guess.

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>>76474822
>Tfw in the 83% percentile of /heem/ MMA knowledge
Feels patrician m8

>>76474822
>>Lewis vs. Hunt
>32/82(39.0%)
ffs /heem/
>>76474826
he made it during gamethreads, no one can really be bothered arguing and sperging over OP. Who cares

>>76474822
Bless brother.

>>76474832
Entire main card was good
Fast finishes too.
You could probably watch it in an hour if you went through and skipped all the filler

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>>76474822
feeling very smug right now desu

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>>76474822
>Lewis vs. Hunt
>32/82(39.0%)

>>76474822
>/Heem/ bought into the black beast meme

Press F for Dadbod

>>76474790
He blows too much money on stupid shit to survive if the floyd falls through. He'll be back to buy more gucci for his fat little kid.

>"run dat back"

cody started that mma buzzword

>>76474832
No particularly good fights but fun as fuck card. Opener was meh and the literal five fight finish streak. Nguyen, Cutelaba and Brunson blitzed their guys for the win with basically no offense from the loser, Pearson vs Hooker was pretty even as long as Hooker indulged Pearson in a box-off and then he walked Pearson into the shadowrealm via knee. Main event was not great but the memes were strong in it, Lewis lost to exhaustion and needed to grab the fence to stay upright towards the end.

>>76474846
From the same people that tell you you can never improve fight IQ by training

Premiere minds in MMA

>>76474833
you had the same exact picks as I did

>>76474721

Why didn't Hunt throw some knees, could have been a heem

>>76474857
>the state of Nicaragua

hows that guy who got his skull fractured like a egg doing?

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>>76474833
feelsgoodman

>>76474862
He didn't seem to want to rush it, I think he felt good in there

>>76474861
good lad

>>76474832
the main card was very spicy, the prelims were a bit of a drag (nothing too boring though) but everything really picked up with the prelim headliner

>>76474850
PRESS IT FFS

>>76474843
I'll watch it in a bit, I'm sad Tim Elliott lost I like him but I thought he would
>>76474857
Poor Ross

>>76474866
Cyborg

>>76474850
meh

Hunto live

Unofficial NZ vs the World score is 9-5 for the kiwis, under the rules the guy posted.

Hunto's left eye got raped by that poke.

Goodnight /heem/

Spicy card

>Literally gassing yourself into retirement

>>76474822
so you fags actually take these seriously? I only pick the guys I want to win, not really who I think its going to win

>>76474908
>i...i was just pretending

>2017
>Bork Laser is somehow *still* a top 10 UFC heavyweight

Ahahahahahahaha that answer

>>76474897
Goodnight

>>76474908

I always pick who I want to win. Haven't been perfect so far, but I've been one off before.

I can't imagine everyone who picked Kelly really thought he was going to beat Brunson.

Anyone here know anything about injuries?

>>76474921
>I can't imagine everyone who picked Kelly really thought he was going to beat Brunson.
same with Karolina last event.

This event I picked De Silva for a big upset just so I had a chance to win picks. Tuns out that was the only one I got wrong. Sucks.

>>76474911
He sodomized Hunt.

>>76474908
>he doesn't do extensive research for fight picks on a Mongolian basket weaving website

why does hunto's kid look chinese?

>>76474906
prolly all the sex he been gettin tho

that's how he got his back injury too

>>76473523
>>>/asp/

Kek, Hunto's kid just running at the camera.

Hunt's kid is literally behaving nba tier.

>Miesha literally praising Ngannou and saying she wanted to invite him to the gym to help him train

>>76474853
Doesn't he rent most of his stuff?

>>76474945
She is single now so...

>>76474910
well I actually like to be wrong here because if I was right that means im stupid for not putting money in it

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>>76474940
>>76474941
any of you that had a stern dad know this look. Mark Hunt is going to beat this kids ass when they get home.

>>76474959
>Mark Hunt is going to beat this kids ass when they get home.
if you knew anything about Mark Hunt you would know that is far from the truth my friend

>>76474959
>"You mean a big mac from mcdonalds...yea sure"
>*drops mic, walks home to play minecraft*

>>76474959

that angle makes it look like his neck tattoo is a swastika

so what now

>>76474988
Now we schaub post and talk about the qt straw weights until the next event.

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>>76474988
more swangin and bangin shieeeeeeet

every night i practice my signature 100 times so when i'm a UFC main eventer one day i'm ready for when i have to sign those posters

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>>76474992
This

Post some Grasso

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>>76474997
SWANGING

>>76475016
what language is this

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>>76474997
wew

>>76475021
Nigger (nig twitter)

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For me, it's Agnieszka.

>>76475029
Porto beat her

Biggest surprise for me is Ben 10 rnc against Tim Elliot. I didnt know is ground game was *that* good.

Imagine if this Lewis showed up: https://youtu.be/wNxSsC1xelw

>>76475038
But tbqh it was a fuck up by Tim

>>76475038
He had Tim rocked tbf, but yeah, he looked good

>>76475021

Bix nood.

>>76475041
holy shit why is he so fat now

Black beast outta this hoe

>>76475048
thyroid

>>76475016
French with bad english

>>76475053
stolen from Youtube btw

>>76475048
I have no idea

>>76475055
haha

Hunt vs Cain

Can you dig it?

>>76475075
If the Cain that showed up at UFC 200 shows up, Hunt's gonna get fucked harder than he did against Stipe.

>>76474976
funny cuz it's actually hebrew

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also did this again so ima post it

>>76475093
>39% on Lewis/Hunt

This must be the worst /heem/ prediction of all time

>>76475060
>"""""French"""""

>>76475101

I think you'd be surprised.

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heem

>>76475075

bad match up for hunt desu

There are plenty of cans to feed him, doesn't make sense to feed him to the wolves

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>>76474822
woops, goofed one of the bars
good job canadian stat autist

>>76475101
not even close

>>76475101
I wanted memes to be real dammit !!

>>76475113
The memes were real, Lewis faked out spinning shit, threw a bunch of kicks as if to show off his progress and then he basically tapped to exhaustion and had to hold on to the fence to stay upright.

you give the black beast one last fight... Who do you give him heem?

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>tfw bet 3 billion francs from my High Priest's offshore account in Liechtenstein on Hunto
feelsgood

>>76475129
Schaub

>>76475112
>not even close
Name a worse one. Hunto, the former K1 Champ, vs Lewis, a HW fight heavily reliant on just swanging and banging who hadn't faced much top competition

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>>76475129
Ngannou for the belt when he gets it next summer. Derrick needs a long layoff

>>76475129
Rematch with Travis Browne

>>76475142
she should open her eyes, saw that coming from a mile away

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>>76475147
she didnt care

>>76475149
>>76475159
we needed a QT replacement for hamderlei

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>>76475159
cause she has the brain of a casio watch, she lost

>>76475128

He threw out his lower back with all those meme kicks.

>>76475100
Lol why did you write the height like a retard?

>>76475100
>>76475112
>this much effort

>>76475175
what you getting at m8?

>>76475187
its a lot easier than it looks. figuring out the layout for a template takes thought but once i have a template its just filling out fields and copying and pasting images. picks takes 5-10 mins to do and the stats takes 5 mins max since the canadian guy is doing the counting

>>76475188
Who the heck writes height in inches alone?? Haha, no offense haha.

>>76475212
thats how UFC.com does it. I just copy everything from there

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HERlAXezEQ

What did they mean by this?

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>"people" who thought dan kelly was gonna win
lmao at ur life, looked like an old boxing hobbyist out there. More embarrassing for all the people he just beat though.
>>76475236
>turns back in the middle of the fight
>gets violently HEEMED dead
>wild turks from the crowd rush the ring again
Glory is awesome, protect urself at all times, it's just a shame Nieky Holzkens career is ending.

>>76475100
>Empire of Japan Flag

>>76475250
well y not?

>>76474806
why isn't dc number one like maybe im retarded here but i thought pound for pound would go to the heaviest dude who is the most skilled

like DC beat rumble, and if he beats jones he is the goat natty. Demetrious is dominating a no talent division, gregor hasn't even defended a title

desu I'm kiiiinda hoping Nunes knocks Shevchenko's head off

>>76475321

please no Nunes is insufferable

>>76475312
p4p is supposed to be the guy who'd be the best if everyone were the same size. Really it's just a silly marketing tool to help sell smaller guys to casuals.

>>76475332
how could you not like Amanda. She's literally the most likable champion right now. Just imagine her as a dude and shes a pretty chill bro that likes to bang

>>76475346

P4P should only be relevant if they bring back the Open Weight tournaments

>>76475356
Agreed. I don't think we'll ever see openweight in the States ever again, though

Guys I'm thinking of watching some TJ fights... what are the best Silly Dilly fights?

>>76475317
funny thing is it's not only RIZIN, women's LW-LHW are slowly putting on a fight every 2 weeks. big girls are slowly comng

>>76475371
Barao, Barao 2. soto, Asunsciao 2

>>76475371
Cruz, unless you're a TJ fan
His fight with Lineker is cool too in how he shuts him down

>>76474959
I know that look, hunts kids getting a slap lol

>>76475421
I'd be a good dad because I'd just laugh at every retarded thing my kid does

>>76475247
>peep-posting on heem
that beat on benz truck though

>>76475499
KOTC is insane, they somehow put on like 80 cards a year

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>>76475499

Pretty good list.

https://youtu.be/IV3yvOkooYA?t=4m35s

>>76475349
t. dyke

>>76475236
you know what they say

around blacks...

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Lewd Pearl

>>76475631
ratchet ass house

>>76475631
she looks trash here

there was a card a few hours ago

I liked the Messi and Brian Stann commentary duo. Dan Hardy does great commentary too.

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>>76475656
>>76475695

>>76475767
looks like a cheap whore

>>76475767
Been on nofap for days and didn't even twitch

>>76475791
how much you think he payed for that ho

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Hey guys there's a cool Taiwanese MMA tournament going on right now on Twitch.

Channel is /ckkos44444

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>>76475818
after road fc im not watching gookshit again

>Alexander Volkanovksi def. MIzuto Hirota via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
>Vinc Pichel def. Damien Brown via first-round KO (3:37)
>Luke Jumeau def. Dominique Steele via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
>John Moraga def. Ashkan Mokhtarian via unanimous decision (30-25, 30-27 x2)
>Zak Ottow def. Kiichi Kunimotovia via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
>JJ Aldrich def. Chan-Mi Jeon via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)

Missed the event last night, any of these worth watching?