Who is the mother of his twins? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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>>76465975
>implying he'll let anyone dilute Ronaldo's DNA.

me :P

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>>76465975

>children growing up without their mothers

surely nothing can go wrong with that

>>76466021
Nope, it's the other way around when it's really bad

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>>76465975
TSUUUUUUU

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>>76466021
Granny Dolores is much better than any gold digging cunt.

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>>76465975
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76466045
This

>>76466001
>>76466001
>>76466001
>>76466001
this

the surrogate is just a cover up for cloning

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>>76466021
none is bad per se

t. psychologist

>>76466021
Often wonder what sort of weirdo sad narcissist would ever think this situation is ideal.

>>76466066
Why would anyone trust a psychologist? Especially an Argentinian one where universities are leftist and are still studying Freud. Boys and girls need a father figure

>Speaking in July 2014, Cristiano’s older sister Elma admitted: 'Cristiano sometimes asks about his mum. Once we told him that she was in Heaven, but my brother and my mum didn’t like that and asked us not to repeat it.

What the fuck man

>>76466144
TSU impregnated God herself

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>>76466011
>>76466040
>>76466058

>>76466045
I get some real creepy vibes off that bitch

Ronaldo is a massive mummy's boy, it's sad

>>76466021
Money can fill that void

>>76466563
Would you sell your parents

>>76466144
>'We say now that his mum went travelling. He goes silent, forgets about it and doesn’t ask anymore.”

Wtf Ronaldo

His children might grow up to hate the fact they not only will never know their mother, but the fact Ronaldo lies to them about it.

Imagine if it were you.

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>>76465975
and here's more

>>76466105
This. Both are essential.

It's shit. My mum died when I was 8 months old so I never really knew her. Hated the fact I didn't have a mum in my life.

Cannot understand why Ronaldo is so obsessed with himself that he wants to deny his own kids another parent. Surely he of all people should understand that given his own dad died at a young age.

>>76465975
would be nice at least that this time the mother is blonde blue eyed aryan qt so his twins wont look like cristiano jr, little guy looks like a gypsy...

>mfw USA wins the 2040 WC with Ronaldo and Ronaldo at the wings

>>76468655
He probably just wants to avoid alimony and all that if the marriage fails.

Also you didnt grow up rich as fuck single parent.

>>76470423
But having a child =/= marriage.

I think the main reason he's doing this, is he wants his kids to have the best genes possible without the hassle of having the mother there.

Quite selfish desu

>>76470423
>if the marriage fails
>if
How insecure is he exactly?

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>>76470395
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>76466260
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76470592
>he wants his kids to have the best genes possible

Then why didn't he have kids with a white Germanic/Anglo women?

>>76470991
cause anglos/germanics aren't good at football in average and anglos are fugly

>>76472105
>germanics aren't good at football in average
They've just won the World Cup, you dickhead.

>have hot as fuck gf
>have to rent a fucking uterus
wew lad
>ib4 muh divorce and child support
what is prenup and getting custody?

>>76470991
He didn't want his kids to be little white cucks

>>76472105
>anglos are fugly

citation needed

>>76466144
Wtf. Creepy af

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>>76465975

>dad has all the money and fame anyone would ever need
>being set up for life
>dropping dad's name will open all the doors and legs in the world
>cruise through life on easy mode
>hurr durr kids will have mommy issues

can't miss what you never had

What happens to the kids if he's killed?

>>76472452
Adopted by Messi

>>76466066
both are bad

t. actual psychologist

>>76465975
how is this nigga so gay he won't even get his "gf" pregnant

Ronaldo is gay, you are all delusional. His "girlfriend" is just a girl he pays to cover his ass. Why ? Because being gay is a taboo in the football world, and if he admits it, all those stupid mudslimes will stop buying his merch. It's all about money at the end of the day.

>>76468655
Can you describe your 'mommy' issues you had growing up?

T.inspiring psychologist

>>76475720
I'm really starting to lean towards this.

I'm not buying the child support meme.

>>76472442
>unironically thinking money eradicates every problem.

Wow you're fucking dense.

Like other people have said, these kids don't even know they're IVF babies. They're being told their mother is dead or disappeared.

Imagine when they find out probably in their teens.

>>76475720
This has been obvious since like 2006. He fondled his black boyfriend's boner like two years ago on a yacht full of men. Also, have you noticed how uninterested the women "with" him look? Jesus. Ronaldo has everything he could ever want, but he struggles to accept his homosexuality.

>>76475855
who gives a fuck. why do you faggots on this website give a shit about some fucking guys personal life who you don't even personally know? so many gossiping bitches on this board

>>76475879
Maybe he has accepted but for several reasons he can't come out yet.

I have no doubt, if he WAS gay...he'll come out after retirement.

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>>76475720
Well done Sherlock

>>76475883
So why did you enter the thread then?

>>76475910
to call you a faggot for worrying this much about another man's sexuality
faggot

Smart to not involve a mother who could demand shared custody and 18 years of payments after its born.

All of his kids born in the USA for that goat passport.

>>76472311
>willingly ruining your girlfriends tits forever

So what race are the twins? His son obviously was a mistake. Do you think he mixed his portuguese genes with superior Germanic genes?

>>76465975
So selfish and narcissistic to deliberately deny those children a mother!

>>76470991
because wh*te genes are disgusting

>>76476449
t. N'Golo di Canio

>>76476470
ronaldo probably wants his son to be a football supergoat like him, so obviously he will racemix only with argentinians, brazilians or italians

>>76472105
>>76472426
>>76476449
I agree

>>76466021
still better than having a gold digger for mummy.

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Why can't ronaldo find a proper loving wife like Marchisio?

All that money and fame fucked him up desu

Article says twins had two mexican mothers.

One with the egg and another one to carry it.

You guys think he selected someone with top tier genetics for football?

His kids will have massive issues growing up literally being artifically created to fill in their fathers legacy and never having a mom.

>>76476642
the mexican mothers are his 10 yr olds sons mother. Explains his looks.

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jeinny

You all have mother issues.

Mothers are overrated.

If you lack a father figure however, you will most likely turn into a loser.

Ronaldo's kids will be fine and have a life that you couldn't even dream of.

>>76476579
Why can't marchisio find a place in the starting 11?

>>76477687
>you all have mother issues
>mothers are overrated

lel

Sounds like you're the one with mommy issues, Hans.

>>76476579
Because women are cancer and Ronnie knows that. Why would he risk losing half of everything he owns and worked hard for?

He's doing the right thing.

>>76466066
t. divorce enabler

>>76465975
do you think Cristiano has ever introduced his penis into a woman's vagina, if you know what I mean?

>Dad who is my mother?
I am really curious that How TSUU react.

>>76470365
Nemoj pricat!

I truly believe the mother IS a gypsy.

He's hand selecting genetically ideal women to have his offspring. That's why they being born in America, we have the science. Why do you think his first kid is dark as fuck? He went with super strength sheboon genes to assure that his child will be athletically superior. Alpha as fuck 2bh, tell his women that he'll fuck them but they're not adequate to spawn his seed.

>>76465975
more like who is the father?

>>76479745
>He went with super strength sheboon genes to assure that his child will be athletically superior

It was a mexican grill according to sources

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>>76465975
I HAVE A THEORY!
His first kid mother is Jordana Jardel. The sister of Mario Jardel.

Jordana was his first girlfriend ever. And she assumed in a gossip in 2015 magazine that they kept in touch.
Same magazine says that in 2011 Jordana opened a clothing store.
So right after the kid was born and Ronaldo payed the compensation.

>>76475879
I wonder why all these good-looking men turn gay? Is it that a regular heterosexual relationship is too boring for them, so they have to resort to taking it up the pooper to actually get a sexual thrill?

>>76480409
You guys know those TV series and films were they pick up orphan kids and put them in a special program to be the best spies/killers/etc?

It's Cristiano Jr except his dad didn't want random genetics.
His creating a football machine.
Do you guys think it will work? Or will the kid have a mental breakdown?

>>76475828
She was dead, that was the issue you fucking idiot.

Cristiano will pull a Bruce Jenner when he retires. CAP THIS

>>76465975
what a colossal faggot.

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>>76480314
How did he get so clear skin since then?

The only thing i have againts this surgacy shit is that u take away the oppurtunity for kids to get breast fed if the are newborns. And breast is literally one of the healthiest things you can do for your child. Children who breast feed have a higher IQ, and are over all healthier

>>76481588
I'd wish to know too, I have shitty skin.

So many problems...

>>76481653
This, they need memory immonuglobuline

>>76481653
>take away the oppurtunity for kids to get breast fed if the are newborns
Implying Ronaldo didn't took care of that. Any of his sisters could have done it. But probably he got a surrogate breastfeeder.

>>76466066
>>76472600
>t. psychologist
So we are supposed to trust someone with a meme degree one step higher than sociology? Psychology is pseudoscience for people unintelligent enough to specialize in real science.

>>76466045
She tried to abort him though

Does anyone have that pasta of how his whole life has been a fight against abortion?

>>76482212
It's incredible how foreigners know more about the idol from my country than I do, but apparently that's true.

http://www.jn.pt/pessoas/interior/dolores-aveiro-tentou-aborto-quando-estava-gravida-de-cr7-4022859.html
>she wanted to abort TSU, because she already had 3 kids
>doctor didn't support her decision
>she tried a "DIY" method: drink hot dark beer and jog until the body can't take it any longer
>didn't work, TSU god was born

>tfw TSU's mom is a SEETHING messhit that tried to stop the GOAT before he was born
why are messhits so pathetic?

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He has signed contracts that his family+friends can't say anything about his private life until 70 years after his death or face huge fines. I suspect he is gay desu

>>76482174
Popper please, psychology has been objectively proved to be effective and useful

Doesn't Messi have a called Mateo?

>>76482685
Yes, the youngest one

Cristiano is obssessed with Messi

>>76476128
portuguese + brazilian genes for the GOAT football player - little tsu

portuguese + italian genes for the greatest underwear model - Mateo and Eva

i hope they're not negros like his other kid

>>76482684
Not Argentinian psychology

>>76468655
in the end you turned out alright anon, you could have gone to Reddit instead

>>76477687

Confirmed for having a bitchy overbearing mother and an absent father

>>76482684
To what extent? Any evidence that's not just placebo effect?