Are my Mexibros screencapping all the deluded American posters

Fuck the Gringos thinking they could beat us.

You better get the lube ready, Pedro because PulisGOD is going in dry.

>>76440097
CHI

>>76440082
America will win, Mexibro

File: 131.jpg (96KB, 1059x512px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 1059x512px

>>76440099
I don't need lube Amerifriend, not for gringo dick.

>>76440082
Lol i am, shits hilarious. They think mexico's trinidad & tobago. T&T's starters would make it in a 40 man mexico roster cut

>>76440115
fucking Turks and Arabs dragging us down on yet another stat

>>76440115
Ooohhhhh ehsnap como podra el gringordo recuperarse de esta?

>>76440124
arabs on average are pretty huge actually, second to the africans

>>76440147
t. Pajeet

>>76440115
>japan larger than anyone

joke chart

>>76444187
Japan having small dick is mostly misinformation. It is the Koreans

Is this the mexican beisbol thread? Diablos Rojos are winning.

>>76445234
Lel bro, julys right around the corner the broship will continue then

>>76445511
>you now realise LMB will end this season before the next Apertura is over
Feels bad.

>>76440082

Pulisic gets a hat-trick and does a cheeky dive in the penalty box for the 4th goal

Game ends 4-2

Cap this

>>76440097
Posting from an American flag, fuck gringos. Go back to Mexico faggot. U.S.A will win and mexicans will cry delicious tears.

>>76445189
I've seen JAV and that is patently untrue my friend

I've got a 6 inch chode and I would go godzilla in comparison on those little slant cunts

We know we're going to get raped

>>76446706
The PuliGOD autist is going to be so BTFO.

File: 1497052369382.png (29KB, 741x568px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 741x568px

>>76440115
>mexico top three
>japan not bottom with other asian countries
>any african country not number one
I'd like to see who conducted this study

>>76440115
No wonder Koreans hate Japs

There are two likely outcomes to this game:

Mexico wins 2-1
or
They tie 1-1

It'll be a good match regardless

>>76446801
>any african country not number

But France is number one

>>76440115
are gooks even human? They're they ugliest motherfuckers

File: 1479228291543.jpg (191KB, 640x633px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 640x633px

>>76446897
kek, I was waiting for that response

didn't take long

>giving a shit about this semen slurping sport

>>76440082

Deja te lo digo en tu propio idioma para que me entiendas bien. Mexico vale pura madre en todo, incluyendo el futbol. Estados Unidos tienen mas jugadores que juegan en ligas Europeas. Tenemos a jugadores de la talla de Pulisic, Fabian Johnson, John Brooks, Yedlin, Cameron, y Bobby Wood.

Los vamos a chingar en tu propria casa.

>>76446897
>only got Jordan Silva

JUST

>>76447216
Still have a bunch of MLS shitters like Joshit Altidore and Michael Brad Lee holding them back

no one in this country gives a shit about this faggot sport you mexican subhuman. the only people that care about it are your obese retard iq level cousins

File: 1464749535019.jpg (14KB, 292x257px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 292x257px

>>76447216
>dirtmund meme
>the rest are literally fucking who tier

>>76447216
Lel fuck outta my country spic
>>76446896
Mexico will win 4-1 cap It

>>76447216
In real mexishit spanish

Les vamos a cargar la verga

>>76447216
>Tenemos a jugadores de la talla de un niño de 17 años y este montón de troncos calientabancas que no asustan ni a Gibraltar.
patético

>>76447482
>we're going to shit on your dick
what are you trying to say

>>76440115
source it. if you can, I won't think Mexicans are unmanly anymore

this is your chance, Mexico

do you at LEAST have a big dick

>>76447434

The last relevant player at a club level that Mexico had was Marquez. Guardado, Moreno, Herrera, Layun, Tecatito, and Vela are ok, but nothing special. They're only good enough for the likes of Porto or PSV.

And don't get me started on "casa gol" Chicharito. The only reason why ManU and Madrid wanted him was for marketing purposes because Mexicans are dumb enough to buy jerseys from a mediocre player.

>>76447580
Cargar pendejo. Stupid chicanos learn how real mexican talks

>>76447326
Altidore is still ok. I agree about Bradley though. He's been shit for years now.

>>76447723
No seas ojete wey. Es un error que a cualquiera le pasa.

>>76440082
lmao why is Colin Cowherd doing an interview for a sport he's never watched in his life? he barely even watches American sports

>>76440082
>>76440115
>>76440241
>>76445189
>>76447324
>>76447484

8-0

>>76447701
>implying indios that root for yuropeen teams actually buy authentic kits and don't just buy fake jerseys for 100 pesos at the tianguis

>>76447701
The last relevant player at a club level that the USA had was no one so fuck right off. I'm not trying to pretend Mexico is a powerhouse in world football but we certainly are still better than the US.

>>76447817
this 2bh

>>76447789
>can't even meme right

>>76447817
PuliGOL at 18 years old is better than any current Mexican player. Too bad the rest of the team doesn't come close

>>76447793
Most mexican 4channers are fresas whos parents can afford to buy the real shit.

>>76447901
>I rate dirtmund memes

see Kagawa, Sahin, Gundogan, Götze, etc.

>>76447901
>PuliGOL
Why do Amerifats gush so hard about Alan Pulido?

>>76446801
YOUR MUM, M8
O
U
R

M
U
M,

M
8

>>76448085

They spell it wrong. It's Putosic

DONALD
DO SOMETHING

>>76448014
You forgot Klopp. Pulishit has delivered for his country so far though.

>>76447817

Let's compare.

GK: Howard is better than Ochoa, who's played for daunting European powerhouses like Ajaccio and Granada (teams that are not in the first division anymore).

Backline: Cameron and Brooks are better CB's than Reyes and Moreno. Cameron and Brooks play for better teams in Europe. Where Mexico would have an advantage is on the flank with Layun, who I think is more technically gifted than Yedlin. Although Yedlin's speed is very impressive.

Midfield: This is close. Herrera is good. You then have Jona, who hasn't done much for Mexico. Bradley has been shit, but Pulisic is a God. The US also has Fabian Johnson in the midfield. Close, but I'd say advantage US.

Forwards: Clint Dempsey is old but much more versatile then someone like the very one-dimensional Chicharito. I'd say Dempsey is like Peralta but better. Chicharito is a good finisher, but we have Bobby Wood for that. I'd say this area is about even.

You really think Mexico is that much better?

>>76448453
Screencapping this, make a trip so I can laugh at you this sunday.

>>76446801
Its not a power-ranking, its just a sample
also the big african dick thing is a meme, their pretty average

>>76440115
>Half white half Mexican
>7"
Think this chart is off

>>76440097
>American flag.
get the fuck out of here then faggot.

>>76440115
>mexcrements top 3
imblying their manlet indio genes allow them to have anything bigger than 4.

Dos a cero is literally back. Memexico is going to fuck up because of their retarded coach.

I smell a memerito's goal

Pulisic is about to make america great again

dos-a-cero

File: puliGOD.jpg (126KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1600x900px

>chicanos and mexicans actually think they have anyone in their youth system as promising as pulisic

Sad!

>>76450495
Tbf, neither do we and that's because PulisGOAT lived in Europe since he was a kid training in different clubs

>>76440115
>>76446886
>>76446900
>>76446801


>japan bigger than anyone else on that list

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497075625558.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1497075660973.gif

that's bullshit. they're even smaller than us

>>76450623
uh, he was playing for the Penn Classics for 7 years until Dirtmound signed him at 16

>>76450623
USA played really well in the u20 world cup so there's some young talent there

>>76451036
We were outplayed badly by a Venezuelan u20 team.

>>76448453
>howard better than ochoa
>ever, let alone at ochoa's peak

>memeron and brooks better than moreno
kek. reyes maybe, i'll give you that cause he's a fucking spastic, but no way they're better than moreno.
>usa midfield is better than mexico
>with all those mls shitters
>rating fabian johnson
this is how i know you're not being serious.
>forwards are even
umm, no sweetie. how delusional are you that you actually think this. the only forwards that dempsey and wood are even comparable to are gallardo and faggot peralta.
you really think they're even close to tecatito, lozano, vela, or even fabian?

>>76447901
>better than any current mexican player
no.
pulisic is good and can surpass retard hacks like pulido, fabian, aquino, jurgen, and maybe raul.
but lozano and tecatito are far different than those tards. they actually give a shit and can take over games unlike a lot of mexican players in the past 4 years.

>>76440115
>implying size matters

the fact that none of you fucks in this thread will ever actually have sex is what matters lol

>>76440147
Native Americans and Hispanics are bigger than Arabs.

>who is your favorite player EVER
>is it messi, ronaldo or dempsey

Is this fag trolling or what?

>>76454085

and giggle after this guy says figo

>>76448453
Hahahahahahahahahahahh holy shit the amount of autism, the tears on Sunday will taste even more glorious after this post

>>76450495
Diego Lainez, 16 yr old from America. Debuted under Lavolpe this past season, looks better than pulisic already. Spain's media have made segments on their shows about him.

>>76455660

You have to go back CHI.

>>76456484
>Diego Lainez, 16 yr old from America

Then why does he play for Mexico?

>>76456484
You have to be an absolute delusional amierdica fan to think that

>>76456484

lol he still plays in the mediocre Liga MX

FYI, the US has more young players in Europe

>>76452470
>Tecatito
Lel. He does fuck all in the Poortuguese league

>>76463851
he does fuck all, but is still better than pulisic
now imagine if he did :^)

>>76464118
>b-because I say so!
Pulisic doesnt disappear in the big games like the Champions league or the Pokal final.

>>76464465
don't worry he'll disappear sunday

>>76464465
Yup you're right, these damned mexicans disappear when their teams need them

https://youtu.be/86UHazoBJX0

>>76465367
>10 man Roma
>Roma in CL
Lol

>>76440115
This is very unsettling

>>76465462
We had Moreno, Guardado, Herrera, Tecatito, Layun, Chicharito & Raul Jimenez playing Champions League this season as well as Jonathan Dos Santos & Carlos Salcedo playing Europa league. Who did you have playing Important European tourmaments?
>le 18 year old bench rider

>>76466522
>We
you have to go back

>>76466556
You have to get better at soccer

>>76440082
dude pulisic lmao
dude le chicharito lmao
americans do see it all like it were wretlemania match

File: 1490461201490.jpg (470KB, 1200x1230px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 1200x1230px

>>76466581

>>76466522
>Moreno
Didn't do shit in the CL group stages
>Guardado
Awful performances and didn't do well in the CL group stages
>Herrera
Lel.
>Tecatito
Kek. Mediocre in the Poortuguese league and didn't do anything in the CL. He was so awful against Juventus at home he had to be subbed off 30 minutes before the game ended.
>Layun
Barely played for Porto
>Chicharito
Garbage in the bundesliga and did fuck all in the CL. Disappeared against a mediocre Atletico.
>Raul Jimenez
Didn't even start in the two game against Dortmund and only had 20 something total minutes while he watched PulisGOD rape his meme club

>>76466770
>Autism: the post
Lel you mean Kristen "1 goal in 600 minutes & lose every aerial duel" Pulishit

>>76452494
>thinks size doesn't matter
Shiggidy.jog

>>76440115
>t. pro at taking dick