>le "handsome articulate self-effacing husbando"

>>76430911
looks like a douche tbqh

hey lets ruin this perfectly good top by putting a fucking zip on the sleeve lmao

>>76430911
Literally perfection.

This is what peak male attractiveness looks like. You might not like it. But this is what it fucking looks like.

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>>76430911
I love Xabi, he's gotta be a GOAT tier manager surely

>>76430911
These photoshoot pictures are never as cool as one might think.
This just looks retarded to me and the caption is even worse

>>76431087
>brunette
>perfect

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>>76431104
> blond -"men"-

>>76431119
seriously.
For men hair color it goes
dark brown>light brown>black>reddish brown>dark blonde>>>>>>ginger>>>>>blond

>>76431104
>blondecuck

You realize all blondes are effeminate gays or airhead retards, right?

>>76431081
Holy hell, what is the purpose

>>76431081
>too much zipper

>>76432879
Holding things?

>>76432914
no one actually uses the zipper, it's there for """aesthetic""" purposes

Best looking man in the world imo.

>>76430911
fuck
That's the most Dad caption I've ever seen. Absolutely based

>>76431081
Designed by Tetsua Nomura

>>76434847
Nobody gets your chinese cartoon references, you manbaby. Go fuck a pony or something.

he's a contrived faggot, can't stand him

>>76434884
sorry for not recognize you

>>76432858
t. Swarthy Swarthington

is this guy the rich mans pirlo, on and off the pitch?

>>76436732
pretty much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNGP0Ssuves

>>76436732
I had never though It before but thats pretty accurate

How many Champions League will Xabi win as a coach?

>>76436732
and both are poor mans gago

>>76431091
>>76436783
Above average players rarely make elite coaches.

>>76436811
What about Pep, Gallardo or Simeone? They are amongst the top 15 managers in ther world and they were great players

>>76436811
Who is zidane

>>76436811
Ancelotti, Guardiola, Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Conte, Trapattoni, Zidane, Happel, Capello, Heynckes, Michels, Simeone etc.

>>76436907
>Zidane

Edgy

>>76434884
BTFO
Seriously, kys spain

>>76436846
>poop

>>76436850
He's zidane zingading le french headbutt man.

>>76432858
that's because these blondes are all fake, actual blonde people are extremely rare especially if your southern euro or colonial country.

>>76434884
>>76436990
>he has never played final fantasy

virgins detected

Great playes make great coaches cause the players respect them and obey

>>76430911
trying to hard to be david beckham 2.0

>>76431829
>no homo

>>76436732

the patrician's Pirlo for sure

>>76430911
reminds me of jfk

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>>76431829
>>76432858
get fucked Luigi, your empire fell because your women loved the BGD with blonde pubic hair around it and your women still haven't lost that desire after 2000 years

>>76431119
>>76431829
>>76432858
Griezmann is unironically the most attractive athlete in the world (t. bifag). Looking like a caricature of conservative masculinity isn't attractive to anyone except women who are just as boring.

>>76437992

>Rome fell because of Argentina

Heiko...

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>>76431829
t.

>>76438108

>faggot likes twinks

what a surprise

>>76432858
Probably because you don't have any actual blondes, just swarthy faggots like yourself that live beyond their means. So you only see the club hoppers

>>76430911
>le 'had to move away from spain to avoid divorce for cheating' look

>>76437992

god bless Argentinian women (and southern italian girls) who are still women and not feminist disgusting west pieces of shit

>>76436811
this, plus he played for sliperpoo so he has the choker mentality

>>76436732

He's definitely more handsome. I don't get why people call Pirlo handsome, he looks like a bulldog's fanny without a beard.

no homo

>>76438884

This is the gayest post I've ever read on 4chan and I have three /lgbt/ threads open right now.

>Following footballer's on Instagram unironically.

>>76437992
>your women still haven't lost that desire after 2000 years

Your entire country did lose them though. Sad!