You're at a bar. This guy joins your 73-9 superteam.

>>76420443
im ok wit dis

>>76420443
Run the league.

Use him as a wingman.

>>76420443
Sell the future of my franchise to him and bury any hopes of keeping my core together

I'm a Wizards fan. I would simply be enjoying a universe in which we had a 73-9 super team. How would that even happen?

Then we'd punish LeBron. Obviously.

>>76420443
Leave my wife there and go home. I would wait up.

>>76420745
>>76420443
*Wouldn't wait up

Proceed to win multiple women and become a legend at that bar

try to get stories about Westbrook out of him

>>76420443
*threepeats*

>>76420882
*breaks league*