>their favorite "sport" is literally a minigame

AMERILARDS BTFO

File: asi-ganamos-la-verdadera-lucha-de-la-copa-carlos-bilardo-D_NQ_NP_555021-MLA20678547770_042016-F.jpg (95KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 640x480px

>Bilardo had 347 different set plays ready for the WC 1986, and published a book with all of them afterwards

>>76405587

Real football is more complex than divegrass by tenfold.

>>76405671
Come off it, lad. It's simply rugby league with forward passing.

Quality banter

>>76405671
>giving serious responses to these threads

nigga........... here's the routine;

1) Shitskion third worlders make snide statements about handegg
2) Americans make ironic statements and shitposts about the third worlders
3) This goes back and forth until Ayatollah Hot Pocket gets mad and deletes the thread

I din get it

>>76405725
handegg is just set pieces in soccer

>>76405656
I want this book

File: your-politics-are-indicative-of-which-sports-you-like.jpg (51KB, 833x625px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 833x625px

>>76405587
Fact is, most people who watch your sport are low iq moutbreathing leftists. They have about the same voting tendencies as WWE fans.So it's pretty indicative it's a peasant sport.

>>76405971
leftists have higher IQ's according to studies

>>76405979
If they're so smart why don't they go vote then lmao?

>>76405979
BTFO omg
How will the American recover?

File: 1468636089408.jpg (101KB, 728x636px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 728x636px

>>76405971
DELETE THIS

File: 1492097185007.jpg (78KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 900x900px

>>76406112
shhh he is too stupid to understand

>>76405979
>according to studies
>this vague statement proves my retarded claim
lmao kill yourself lefty

>>76405971
having Association Football as your main sport in the US is literally turning your back on American tradition so I can see where's the pattern, but in the rest of the world it isn't that way

>>76405971
>NBA is democrat
>college basketball is slightly republican
Any explanation for how big the difference is?

>>76405971
in the world, football supporters come from all over the political spectrum, from extreme left (St Pauli) to extreme right (those guys from Dresden) and including jews (Tottenham)

>>76405587
it burns when i piss sometimes

>>76405971
being this mad you reply XD

>>76406293
i wouldn't take this shitty illustration seriously.
it looks like it's based on common preconceptions and not actual data.

>>76406293
Blacks don't care about it near as much. Pretty equal with whites. Hate to make it simply about race but that's basically 90% of it.

>>76406822
Eh, you can of course make the argument it doesn't translate to soccer outside the US but within the US that's a remarkably accurate graph.

>>76405587
our sport was invented first though

>>76406902
not even close
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_football#History
and
>1863
vs.
>1869

File: 1496369563751s.jpg (6KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 250x250px

>>76406935
>The Freemason's Tavern was the setting for five more meetings between October and December, which eventually produced the first comprehensive set of rules

>>76406873
seems odd tho
sure nascar = rednecks
wmba = dykes
but no way the differences are so big..

File: 2AB3F90C00000578-0-image-a-5_1437419491040.jpg (169KB, 634x598px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 634x598px

What position would you play him in the modern game?

File: pg2_matthew_modine1_300.jpg (22KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 300x300px

>>76406964
no straight person other than Matthew Modine watches the WNBA

>>76407008
yeah it's a mess
NBA is probably the most skilled league
and i get watching college basketball for the nice fundamental plays over the iso dominated NBA.
but wnba has nothing over any of those

>>76406961
>shocked American has the shocking revelation that football is a working-class sport

>>76405671
Throw then catch ball , kick then catch ball, run fast nigger, very complex for your small cranium I'm sure.

>>76405971
Your sports are based on giving scholarships to dumb niggers and white trash get a grip lad.

>>76406293
People who watch college basketball root for the college they went to, or the one from the region they were born in. It's pure nostalgia, therefore they tend to be reactionary voters.
College basketall is the pinnacle of the "things were better in the days" way of thinking. Non-paid players, black athletes with literaly zero power…

>>76405671
t. 80 iq nigger from liberia

File: americans2.jpg (201KB, 1200x1195px)

201KB, 1200x1195px

>>76405971
hello my amerinigger friend

File: americans.jpg (85KB, 1024x530px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1024x530px

>>76405971
>pro rodeo
>pro bull riding
>Monster Trucks
>WWE
>sports

>>76409629
Hello actual nigger

>>76409663
is that you in the picture my bonobo friend?

>>76405971
>some of these ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''sports''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
hahahahahahah america

I watched the last super bowl and it was literally just set pieces

How can Americans love it so much?

>>76409762
Its not a picture of your mom's bedroom so no.

>>76409813
Your povertyjog is about as relevant as monster trucks, roided up larpers play fighting, and fucking drag racing here. Deal with it.

>>76409882
>Replying to shitskins

wait until Northern Europeans get back from work and start posting. There's a reason why all the Euros posting recently are from shithole Euro countries where people still live with their parents past the age of 19.

>>76409819
Super bowls a bad indicator because NFL is admittedly filled with ads and standing around but the super bowl adds about another 1-1.5 hr in a half of the shit in there more than usual. It's really terrible to base judgement off the super bowl.

>>76409832
are you saying you're so fat you could be mistaken for a double bed?

>>76409925
In the Latin American transmision we don't get the adds, but the players standing around

What's the aveage lenght of a play?

>>76409946
Im too tall(6'9" backpain mode) to fit in a regular double tho

>>76410006
>being this much of a lanklet

Do you play Basketball? How often do you receive that question?

>>76410033
Im average at it, but i haven't played in a team since high school

>>76410000
Probably like 7 seconds. Even though I don't really like soccer I've been around enough soccer fags to understand that if you grow up around it your whole life, it's really hard to get into our football.

>>76409924
Wrong buddy and I work for myself so no boss to tell me when to work or what sites I can't go on.

Off to your wagecuck job now.

>>76410309
....do... do you own any nice Italian cars?

>>76410322
Mazda desu

>>76410363
>inb4 Miata

>>76406023
We do vote. More people voted for Hillary than Trump. The electoral college cucks us because we all live in the same places and aren't spread out. Also for the record as an actual leftist not a liberal I don't think Hillary is a good candidate. Or a good anything. I like to say I voted against Trump not for her.

>>76410383
Predictable yeah? Going German next time for sure.

>>76410453
No you really don't. Most people that don't vote if they were forced to would vote leftist. If you ever instituted mandatory voting a republican would never win again. That's why you guys push the "get out and vote" meme so hard. You really outnumber us by a lot but your shit-tier voters are really, really dumb.

>>76410560
If there was an actual leftist candidate more of those people would vote. I was 27 years old when I registered to vote. It was because of Bernie Sanders. Otherwise it's just a vote between making things worse or keeping them just as shitty as it's always been.

>>76410453
LOL cuck

File: istanbul-since-1453.jpg (135KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 640x480px

>>76405971

its not same in every country you ameritard. are people at vid below seem likle leftist commies to you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDGqX_1FD9s

>>76405656
absoulte madman

>>76409832
>this faggot is amused by this type of humor
smells like CHI

>>76406112
>implying thats not just because your societies are universally leftists

>>76417917
fact: if women vote, the left wins 55 vs 45

>>76413988
Uh, I mean they're turkish, so its not like they come off as anything but a giant pile of dirty roaches anyway, instead of leftists, they're just islamists so who cares whats the difference