Quick rundown on Raiola >Players bow to Raiola >In contact

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Quick rundown on Raiola

>Players bow to Raiola
>In contact with Nedved
>Possess -like abilities
>Controls Frence midfielders with an iron but fair fist
>Own players & managers globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient Italian blood line
>Will organize the first transfers on Mars (Pogba Jr will be be the first £1b player)
>Own 99% of birth certificate editing research facilities on Earth
>First professional league babies will in all likelihood be Raiola babies
>Said to have 215+ buissness IQ, such intelligence in football has only existed deep in Old Trafford & Nou Camp
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon UEFA and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented financial progress with them
>Owns players around the world via 3rd party (allegedly)
>You likely have Raiola players inside your team right now
>In regular communication with the Archangels Blatter and Platini, forwarding the word of God to the governing bodies. Who do you think set up the meeting between Pogba & Ed Woodward (First meeting between the two in over 3 years) and arranged for Mkhitaryan to move there just a few days later
>Learned how to pronounce Mkhitaryan in under a week
>Woodward entrusts his signings to Raiola. There’s no talent in Old Trafford, only in his cunning deals.
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of the transfer market PSG to AC milan. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We just hope that he is benevolent.