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First post

First for shit sport.

*flies away*

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Predators!

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Reminder that Brodeur is the Gretzky of goaltending and no one will ever beat his records

>>76392319
>>76392320
didn't read lmao

that looks gross, t.b.h.

Too bad >>76392320 got away... couldve told him he got btfo

>>76392377
why? he was clearly just lost and forgot to post in /cric/.

>tfw just moved ten minutes away from Seattle Thunderbirds
>bout to get the upgrade to NHL

Oh well, guess I'll learn the bus system.

>>76392406
>>76392406
>Xeattle into nhl
i love this meme for its fatalism.

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>Chris Daniels@ChrisDaniels5 7m7 minutes ago
>BREAKING: UW grad, and Billionaire David Bonderman, along w/Movie Mogul Jerry Bruckheimer part of NHL Seattle group

>Chris DanielsVerified account @ChrisDaniels5 6m6 minutes ago
>BREAKING: NHL acknowledges recent contact with David Bonderman about Seattle NHL team ownership

>Chris DanielsVerified account @ChrisDaniels5 5m5 minutes ago
>BREAKING: Two NHL franchise leaders (Canucks/Panthers) expected in Seattle today

IT BEGINS

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>pens fans will argue this didn't count

Can we please stop expanding to the sunbelt and west coast? Teams and players do NOT want to make those trips.

>>76392439
>all that only to continue geting cucked by Hongcouver
delicious.

>>76392439
OH BABY

NEST STOP QUEBEC CITY

>>76392296
Based cocoa mug.

>>76392439
Barkov to VEGAS BABY

>>76392423
>Xeattle
Wasn't funny the first time faggot

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>>76392439
totems

leaving the inevitable political correctness shitstorm aside, do they have any idea what totem poles are for??
Stupid fucking name, especially when they have legit legacy to draw from. pic related

If not the Metropolitians, maybe the Seattle Phoenix Joneses?

>trashville predditors

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>>76392513
better check that priv, cis scum

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Happy 47th birthday

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/Sharks/vegas/

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>>76392550
It's just a guess, considering the most famous Seattle based hockey team besides the Metropolitans were named the Totems. Also, the 1975 expansion team that Seattle was awarded was going to be named the Totems as well. but the prospective buyer/ownership couldn't come up with the money, so the bid was cancelled fairly quickly.

considering most of the names that have been tossed around locally, like the Kraken, the SeaWolves, the Steelheads, etc. I prefer Totems.

>>76392550
God damn the metropolitans jersey is dogshit. Only nostalgia loving faggots like it.

Freddy Hockey

>three day break

why

>>76392623
>having to steal another players nickname for your own use
when will the thievery end?

>>76392622
The general idea is ok, like Ottawa's thirds are great

>>76392365
>Played puck well
>NHL makes rule on goalies because of this

Did brodeur fuck up the league as well?

>>76392439
This can be good. Totems isn't that bad of a name for an AHL squad, but metropolitans or oceanic would be good names

>>76392447
>Not expanding into Salt Lake City and Seattle
>Wanting Hamilton or Indianapolis instead

Anon, the west coast of hockey is pretty good

>>76392622
They looked good back then lok

Imagine all the sjw "fans" if Seattle gets a team, hockey would be ruined

>>76392657
he didn't steal it, he earned it

>>76392767
Mariners don't have them. Most of them are weebs. Thankfully SJW's will never watch hockey because it's too "violent" for them


Then again, march is their fucking month because Bettman made that the "anyone can play" month

>>76392768
no
he isn't even a fucking manlet
is trashville capable of anything original

>>76392441
>called five mins later
>during play
>after another drop
in real games, plays die and can't be recalled after a new snap, drive, shot, head2head, etc. if uncalled, they remain so.
Let's not forget goalie interference and
>open goal

>>76392812
nobody likes your shit city fuck off

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>>76392925

>>76392954
anime is gay weeaboos kill yourselves

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>>76392601
>like the Kraken

>>76392812
>Bettman made that the "anyone can play" month
wtf is that
off my radar completely
how does a sport that requires a pretty high level of skill just to skate with the puck become something "anybody can play"??

>>76393164
they made evryone pretend to like gays

Who the most Finnish

>>76393232
Me

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>>76393232

>>76393131
I know, it's shit. But people are legit pushing it. If they do a name contest, it has a shot of winning.

>>76393232
Pulju from Älvkarleby

>>76393333
what a bust get.

>Bustkov > Nylander
>Aho > Rakell
>Pulju > Forsberg

LOL finnish delusion

>>76393381
You're welcome :)

>>76393397
>lundqvist > rinne
;^)

Anyone know of any comfy NHL news sites? Every time I check out TSN they have that fat kid with grey hair, and every time I go to Sportsnet they have some 16 year old vlogger giving views from his bedroom.
Are we fucked for /comfy/ NHL news and notes?

>>76393164
It was when every team had to have that shit gay tape on the sticks and whatnot

>>76392320

VERY good post

>>76393397
>barkov >> nylander
>aho > rakell
>laine >>> forsberg

ftfy

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>>76393655
>Sweden >>>>>>>>>>>>> Finland

Ollie Marta

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>>76393753
What?

>>76393687
>bragging about swedes that are being carried by #1 finnish defenseman and #1 finnish goaltender

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>>76393753
>this picture

>>76393852
>bragging about finns

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>>76393852
>>76393902
Stop fighting

>>76393902
>gagging on muhammed's dick

>>76392767
Seattle fans tend to be weebs rather than SJWs

>>76393989
Sorry :/
Good pic

>>76393992
>having to resort to /pol/-posting because your players are shit

>>76394021
>reality is /pol/-posting
>state of sweden

>>76392365

>literal system babby
>le gretzky

No, hasek was the goat

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Is Jake Allen secretly elite?

>>76394036
Posting polictics in a hockey thread is /pol/-posting, yes. Even more so if it's immigrant related

>>76394052
He's a good goalie. Blues have a solid defense also, but Nashville beat them nicely in that series

>>76394052
central division goalies are teamdefense babbies

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>>76394052
>shitting on the choking mild
'no'

The mild stumbled into the playoffs and no player could finish on any chances. Allen played well but it was more of the mild shitting themselves, as is tradition.

t. mild fan

>>76394060
what is the politics in muhammed's dick being inside you mouth?

>>76394052
he bounced back and certainly proved he is better than Elliot.

St Louis actually does very well in identifying player talent.
They were right about Elliot and Shattenkirk, both regressed horribly.

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>>76394094
You get fired from the pulp factory today?

>>76394096
To be fair, Elliot was good, but the ducks STILL kill Calgary. If they want to beat them, make a trade for someone like Ritchie or Manson

>>76394094
I feel sorry for you. Our players beat the living shit out of your players in the SC playoffs, and then we go on to beat the shit out of you in the world championships too. Must be hard being a finn now I imagine.

>>76394126
Elliot is ok but Allen is top 10 talent when he plays like he did.
He just slumped pretty hard and people sort of forgot he is capable of being great.

Shattenkirk got exposed as a Pietrangelo/Bouwmeester babby. He was god awful for Washington.

If I was a poos fan, I'd be glad they seem to have competent management. Just a shame Robbi Fabri couldn't play this year, I think he could have changed the series against Nashville, they needed his speed.

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>>76394131
you say that but the conn smythe winner is going to be either finn, canadian or russian.

And i'm going to take a loss in WHC compared to being raped in late night jog.

Finland will outlast Sweden yes desu

>>76394170
>smythe
>anyone but guentzel
What am I reading

>>76394167
Fabbri is a nice player, but it's a shame he had been hurt early on in the year. Islanders had the same record as the preds, but were overall average.

>>76394170
That is only the case because the refuse to give it to players who aren't in the finals. Karlsson has been more impressive than anyone else in the playoffs.

He dragged Ottawa to game 7 double OT almost by himself, with a fractured foot.

>continues to /pol/-post
I'm embarassed for you now

>>76394179
I just dont think Nashville is that good desu, but as they say its not who you play its when you play them.

Blues without Fabbri
Ducks without Eaves(dude turned their season around)
Pens without Letang and Bonino

Nashville has certainly caught a lot of lucky breaks, though I still think the Pens will beat them in 7.

>>76394205
you can cry about /pol/-posting as much as you want but that doesn't change the fact that i'm going to go shopping tomorrow without the fear of truck ravaging the life out of me.

>>76394087
Stop making excuses for your shitty assume meme team
Kys

>>76394240
Preds are good, but they haven't had their best players at times as well

No fiala in round two onwards, and no johanssen since last round

Even if those others teams are losing their players, it's been hard on every team. Preds have been playing with so much speed and power as well. And the admirals have given them help in aberg and guadreau.


Pens either win game 5 or lose it means the difference of a cup or not. Preds win that game and the pens have to hope the preds fans aren't going to be louder then Winnipegs

>>76394240
Moron

>>76394242
You can /pol/-post all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that your country is quite shit at hockey. You're even miles behind Sweden, a country you seem to have so much disdain for. That must hurt.

Also
>actually thinking that people are scared in their everyday life
You coudln't be more /pol/ even if you tried

>>76394272
sure, they deserve some credit and they are well coached.
They've played well for what they have. (but they are the lowest seed in the playoffs for a reason)
They just also have caught the lucky breaks which is what it takes to be a Cinderella.

They wouldn't annoy me as much if I didn't know the league is chomping at the bit to shill Subban even more for marketing. Unfortunately thats exactly what the league is doing and will do if they win.

>>76394205
>Karlsson has been on the ice for every important goal vs the Rangers
>Glass and Staal/Girardi have been on the ice on the other side for 80% of these goals
yes I'm still mad

>>76394321
Subban isn't bad, but the entire NBC broadcasting and league acts like he's the golden boy of the preds. He isn't that great, and forsberg and Josi are the franchise faced, but they will shill that subban won a cup out of Montreal. Also, the NHL will want to be more diverse also if subban wins.....

>>76394170
>humpback of notre dame
>winning over Guentzel
Finlan please stop

>>76394264
How is them shitting the bed making excuses? Should I say they are all worthless hockey players and should be turned into soylent green immediately?

>>76394290
i have lot of friends in sweden and i'm just worried about them and i know what's happening in sweden through them. I don't hate sweden i'm just worried like a big brother would be when the little brother has big problems in his life.

You guys haven't produced a forward even close to barkov/laine level in a long long time.Your best one is forsberg who's being bashed on predators board quite heavily right now.

>>76394362
Lel. Nothing wrong with being a little mad. Good thing you have the whole summer to deal with it!

https://wtsports.net/2017/06/04/2017-nhl-top-25-under-25/

>3 finns in top14
>zero(0) swedes

then all the wins in u20 and u18 lately.

I love it when Finlan bullies the shit out of sweeden

>>76394475
It would have been >our year

>>76394321
>(but they are the lowest seed in the playoffs for a reason)

That reason is 3v3 OT

I thought the ducks were supposed to win the cup?

>>76394533
who would tell such blatant lies

>>76394177
>>76394375
you guys did see game 4 where guentzel nominated himself for the award of Most Consecutive Chokes, right?

>>76394411
Your posts have been signaling disdain much more than worry though.
Okay, you have some friends that have told you some stuff. But having their version doesn't mean that you know "the truth" about who swedes as a population feel and what they think.

I've lived in immigrant dense areas of Stockholm my whole life. I know very well how it is here, and I don't like the way things are going at all. But the way you, and many others paint it up as, just isn't true. People in general aren't walking around scared, that just isn't a thing.

Sure, we lack elite scoring talent to some extent at the moment. Laine seems really sharp. But Barkov still has to prove himself, he still hasn't had 60+ points in a season.
Forsberg is the streakiest fucker in the league, and that is a real concern, yes. But our forward depth is way better than yours and our defense dominates yours tbf. Looking at Lundqvist in the playoffs and in the WHC, he can still be counted on when it matters.

>>76394605
binland really got in your head huh

>>76394605
if i was you i would have pointed out how karlsson is better than barkov and laine combined

>>76394746
but then i would point out that rinne is better than the whole swedish defensive-line so it wouldn't work. i have him in robes.

>>76394631
I got a little annoyed, sure.

>>76394746
I did write that Karlsson has been the best player in the playoffs earlier on. And I could have done that. But he wanted to make it about forwards, so I focused on that.

>>76394776
it's going to be funny when pekka plays his heart out for the next couple games just so he can execute the biggest choke of all time in game 7

>>76394798
>doubting the future winner of conn smythe
tsk tsk

Is this actually not streaming on NBC or am I being troled?
Is there just no preshow?

>>76394938
Thursday

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>autismbux renewed for a year

suicide postponed la's

>>76395126
how 2 recieve autism paycheck in merica?

>>76395144

Same as anywhere I guess.

>be craycray
>aquire currency

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>Reminder that Nashville has a Seattle-tier meme stadium and the crowd only seems loud because it was designed that way.

>Reminder that without that meme noise Nashville can't win

>>76395268
t. spookedguin

>>76395268
>Nashville has won in Chicago
>Nashville has won in St. Louis
>Nashville has won in a (quiet) Anaheim arena

They can pull another game on the road

>>76395126
wanna translate that for us binland

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What is he thinking about right now?

>>76395534
big juicy peckahs

>>76395504
>Nashville won against teams that are shells of their former selves
>Nashville won in anaheim by the same meme play their fans critizes Penguins about

>>76395534
his peepee

>>76395504
>9-0-1 at home
>5-5-0 on the road

Kek

>>76395566
Dont forget anaheim may as well have been an ahl squad.

>>76395626
Funnier because Penguins are
9-3-0 at home
5-6-0 on the road

Nashville fans actually believe Road losses mean anything when you have home ice advantage lol

>>76395658
If it wasnt for Bernier they would have won.

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>Seattle getting a team

>>76395523

It's Swedish for "at home in Finland we feel ill, very ill".

>>76395268
Not even talking about Nashville specifically but arenas 100% turn up loudness and pump in sound during the playoffs.

https://twitter.com/CTVchrisepp/status/872528026868658177
FLAMES RELOCATING
DUBS PICKS WHERE THEY GO.

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>>76395962

>>76396122
Wew

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>>76396122
>Flames win the Stanley Cup 2019
>"Break" 1993 curse
>A year AFTER their move to Seattle
What a timeline.

>>76393989
Based Al Johnsons

Anime

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>30 goals
>44 primary assists
>26 secondary assists

/hoc/ UTTERLY BLEEEOOOWWNNN THE FUCK OUT BY THE GOD-EMPEROR

Don't even fucking dare reply to this post, you mincing faglords.

>>76392320
Fucking kek

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>>76397342
Yes?

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I can't stand it. What's this bullshit? Ottawa is such a fucking lucky team. They're such a bunch of lucky cucks. They get Guy Boucher, and then get all this success. Then their new GM, his first year and he's nominated for GM of the year. Now we're not even on to the recuits... They get fucking Thomas Chabot he's the first D to ever get MVP in a world series. He has more points than GP. This is bullshit. Not only that but they also get Colin White, who's probably gonna end up another big goalscorer. I won't even start on Karlsson now...

I fucking hate this team, out of all the canadian teams these are the ones who get stacked. Why can't Montreal get any good players like wtf? I'd rather the laffs win than them. I fucking hate Ottawa and they're gonna be the first canadian team to fucking win a stanley cup since 1993. If you thought this year was a good playoff run for them they're only gonna get more refpuck on their side next year.

>>76397510
post hockey related anime

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>>76397768

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>>76397768

>>76397835
>>76397907
good lads

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POST YFW YOUR TEAM DIDN'T HIRE BRIAN BURKE

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>>76398082

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>>76398082

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>>76397648
haven't seen this one before

Post the $100 penguin pasta

>>76398393
No you'll steal my Reddit upboats

>>76397648
mad cause bad.

Friendly fucking reminder that it was 3-0

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>blackhawks
>ducks
>bluebirds
>penguins

Predators can't be beaten by bird memes. Prove me wrong.

>protip: you can't

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>>76398082
>mfw we fired brian burke

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>>76397648
it seems Ottawa's superiority is causing controversy

>>76400088
Nice get

>>76398082
>>76397907
>>76397835
>>76397510
>>76396122
>>76393836
>>76393854
>>76392954
>>76392589
>>76392358
anime is REDDIT

GO BACK CuCKS

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>>76400237
the anime has been here a lot longer than you have ledditor, you're the one who needs to go back

Since we're talking about Reddit now, is Brian Burke /ourguy/? /r/Hockey is literally melting down right now.

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>>76400237
the only cuck here is you

>>76399848
>the burke era was the best era the cantpucks have ever seen

>>76400424
no because hes a literal faggot. biggest proponent of that shit in nhl

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>>76400237
>anime is reddit
>posting on an anime website

>>76401264
>predditcuck
>posts reddit tier content
colour me shocked.

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>>76401426
Predators will win, just accept it.

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hmmm

anyone else seriously regret voting for that sfupid fat cheeto in washington? I really fell for that oompaloompas lies.

>shitcago eliminated literally 5 months ago
>STILL trying to pass on the reddit label

>>76402571
can't believe we gave him the nuclear codes

>>76392406
>Living anywhere near Kent
Kys

So the best division set up is obviously

>Central
Chicago
Nashville
St. Louis
Dallas
Minnesota
Winnipeg
Calgary
Edmonton

>Pacific
Vancouver
Seattle
SJ
LA
LV
Anaheim
Arizona
Colorado

Metro and Atlantic stay the same

>>76401580
>436

wow such a large sample size

>>76401580
wow, people rooting for an underdog team and not some shitty bettman sweetheart pens squad, who would have thought?
kys reddithawk

>>76404177
Central teams won't want to go to Alberta

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/742418415047090176

Fucking knew it. Pens in 6.

Comey

>>76404373
>Trump just spoke in Ohio
Pingus confirmed to win.

>>76395676
Dont fucking remind me i hope he chokes on a baguette

>>76404394
>>76404373
Is there actually news or just another "daily Trump outrage" thing that you're samecucking?
I'm not going to invest my time into shit like that lmao

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>>76404617
the news is that the Penguins are unequivocally /ourguys/

>>76404750
he's a >rags fan though

>>>76404839

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https://youtu.be/YvBsTrPO0p0

>your coach will never be this inspiring

who would you run through a brick wall for and why is it Peter Laviolette?

>>76404177
>all the good teams in one division
can this gay meme just die?

Pekka will NOT win a game in Pittsburgh.

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>>76405621

This guy is right

If not it's because the imam was assuming genders

>>76405621
so they use saros and win. big deal

>>76392439

SEATTLE COYOTES

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>>76405621
>being this delusional
He found his rhythm. It's over for the Pongs. Begga is locked in

>>76405693
Nah

If they end up buying the Coyotes, they will change the name and color scheme. brunt red and off-white don't really fit the northwest theme.

>>76405721

Seattle Seacoyotes

penguins WILL win tomorrow

>>76405738

Preds win 2-0

>>76405738
t. pongsfag game 3

t. pongsfan game 4

now t. pongsfan game 5

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>>76398393
>>76400237


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>>76405738
Predators WILL win tomorrow.

>>76405773
Penguins will win by 3 goals

>>76405752
Preds 4-2

>>76405798
Pens 1-0

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>>76405731

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>>76405810
>SHOOK Murray
>shutout
lmao

he's been e x p o s e d

>>76405813

It would be pretty lame for them to have the same colors as the Seahawks tbqhwyf

>>76405721
>>76405813
>>76405731
Seattle Genetically Mutated Fukushima Fallout Tuna

"Trout" would be better for the rhyme but it's a freshwater fish

>>76405847
this.

plus, Seattle fans are almost as bad as Anaslime and DC--the two worst sports cities in America

>>76405813

i want seattle fags to leave

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If Pittsburgh wins it today, they will most likely blow game 6, but take game 7.

If Predators win, consider the cup being hoisted in Nashville, game 6.

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>>76405888
nice trips, and no

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>>76405938
game 5 is irrelevant. win or lose, nashville will bring it to 7 games so that their finnish goaltender can deliver the biggest choke on the grandest stage with the highest stakes imaginable.

i'm just so glad we can all witness it together

>>76405888
hey if you're going to badmouth my pacific-northwest neighbor then you'll have to fight me

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pretty excited to see the preds crush the pongs desu lads

>>76392439
What about the Seattle Earthquake? Or the Seattle Sasquatch? Or maybe the Seattle Cascades?

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>called Icemen
>in a town void of ice
nice naming there guys

>>76405938
Faguins have ZERO shot winning in Nashville. Tonight is a must-win for them

>>76406265
Sasquatches would be pretty awesome, but they have to have a good logo and colors.

Seattle Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs

>>76406280
do you have any idea how cold those niggers keep their ac in the summer

So if Seattle gets a team, it will be an expansion team, right? We're not actually going to have an odd number of teams, are we?

>>76406723
I keep mine around 70

t. guy living in Jacksonville

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PEKKA

>finnished goaltending
>winning in basedburgh
top kek

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*blocks crysby's path*

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>>76406951
*scores anyways*

>>76406810
Why are all Finns hairless when they come from one of the coldest climates?

>>76406998

I'm pretty hairy.

>>76406998
mongol genes

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>>76406988
>can only score on a breakaway
>his team has scored two goals in the past two games
Path Status: BLOCKED

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>u-u hav smelly breth!!!

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>>76407067
>need to win in Pittsburgh
>can't win in Pittsburgh
Enjoy the repeat :^)

>>76407102
>need to win in Nashville
>can't win in Nashville
Murray is way more S H O O K than Rinne has ever been, our chants have him on suicide watch.

>Crosby doing nothing
>your powerplay has been dogshit
>Murray playing like shit
>Subban shutting niggas down
>Rinne on fire
>(LITERALWHO) Freddie Hockey playing out of his mind

There's no shame in not winning back to back. It's just /ouryear/

>>76407154
has a .500 team ever won the Cup?

>>76407154
Pens don't need to win in Nashville.

>>76407168
they will after tommorow

>>76407168
You're right, they don't "need to." But there's a negative-percent chance they can win in Nashville game 6, our crowd has been bonkers.

We were shook the first two games, played poorly.

The problem for your pongs is that you rely on a core of 5-6 guys in order to be successful. But on any given night, we have literalwhos (Sissons, Freddie Hockey, etc.) who can win us the game. Pongs have 6 guys, we have 12 guys.

TL;DR: You're top heavy, we're deep. Your best guys are better than our best guys, but we have way more guys who can be difference makers.

>>76407154
Rinne was shook to shit in Pittsburgh without Chants.

>>76407208
>Forgets literal who Rust
>Forgets Literal who Schultz
>forgets literal who Rowney
>Forgets literal who Guentzel

Nashville is really trying this hard to be underdogs lol

There literally isnt a deeper team offencively than Pittsburgh

>>76407799
Yeah it's pretty casual to argue against Pittsburgh's forward depth, injuries notwithstanding. Nashville has the defensive depth, and goaltending is a wash. Probably fair to argue Nashville are still slight underdogs going into game 5 with the Pens holding serve.

>>76400237
lel 3 of those you quoted aren't even anime idiot

Dead thread
Dead sport

>>76408837
the only thing dead here is Swedish culture

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Drank a bottle of Gambina last night

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You may obly reply if >your team ever had a perfect (0 losses) playoff run

NOT SO FAST literally everyother team

>>76409132
>austrian hockey
You owe your best player to us

>>76409132
haven't the Habs have a perfect playoff run

>>76409132
The junior B team at my local rink had a perfect playoff run. They probably even could beat Austians best, which likely isnt that difficult

How mu h do tickets cost? 3 euros?

>>76392365
Hasek > Roy > Brodeur

>>76409411
Hasek was a meme. Hes the Kevin Durant of the NHL. Literally could not win a ring without a superteam

>>76409411
>Childhood is idolizing Roy, Hasek or Brodeur
>Adulthood is realizing Osgood was the best

>trashville predditors

>>76409454
You mean Belfour

>>76409596
>shittsburgh redditguins

>>76409619
just fuck off already

>>76409619
>Belfour
>Literally gifted his only stanley cup by the league and refs

>>76409619
>mad third worlder

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Current Golden Generation depth chart

Laine-Aho-Puljujärvi
Granlund-Barkov-Rantanen
Tolvanen-Borgström-Vesalainen
Lehkonen-Teräväinen-Kapanen

Heiskanen-Ristolainen
Välimäki-Honka
Juolevi-Määttä

Saros
Luukkonen

>>76410001
can soneone just hand finland the oly gold already
how are other nations suppose to compete

>>76410001
>Barkov

Hes russian m80

>>76410142
Too bad the russians never invited him to play when they could have. He's now a #finnmissile

>>76410037
Too bad Bettmanstein won't let them go
There's important all-star games to play, goys

>>76410208
Why are you mad? USA would just embarass themselves again anyway

>>76410283
>Jews ruining the world's greatest sport at the olympic level because muh shekels
>y u mad tho

>>76409431
He was saving NHL quality shots with controlled flailing.. most entertaining to watch at the very least

>>76409619
>Belfour
Really?

>>76410001
>Bulju on 1st line
I get hes got potential, but he's not elite by any means

>>76410314
>watching Canada and Sweden obliterate everyone else
>ITS BEST HOKKI GUYYYYYYYSSSSS

Even as a Canadian, International hockey is boring now, especially at the mens level.

>>76410373
Are you unironically implying you'd rather see the All-star game rather than Hockey olympics?

>>76410394
No, im saying I really dont care as they are both boring to watch now.

>>76410394
You're the guy that fucks his own daughter. Are you unironically criticizing someone else?

>>76410458
>You're the guy that fucks his own daughter.
stop forcing this shitty meme

>>76410394
The last great Olympic hockey game was when Belarus memed all over Sweden in 2002

>>76410465
want a safe space?

>>76410481
i want you to stop forcing unfunny memes, idk how that wasnt made clear enough for you

>>76410414
Aah fair enough
>>76410478
Fair point!

>>76410499
so yes you want a safe space where you only read le funny maymays

>>76410522
are you from minnesota?

>>76410552
No. You seem obsessed with me, are you a cock sucker? I'm not interested

>>76410577
just trying to figure out why you are so comfortable dealing with incest

Obsessed canacuck

>>76410577
>"youre so obsessed with me"
>comments on every denmark post saying daughter fucker


What did he mean by this?

You should look up the definition of every. Stop obsessing over me cuck

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>this bootyblasted burger

>>76405886
Fuck off nigger

GAME DAY
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D
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>>76410675
Those aren't the correct pronouns. That's illegal in seattle.

>>76410614
Some people are just out of reach

>>76410707
Go fuck off with xheattle

>>76405886
Seattle sports fans are just non inbred Nashville prototypes. They think theyre loud and only come out when theyre team is winning

>>76410719
You seem mad

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>>76410735
Nit at all. Seattle wont get a team

>>76409690
>>76409707
>>76409731
The only one made here is you

>>76410743
Shit tier meme

>>76410768
Dumb third world phone poster.

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Best goalie of all time never played in the NHL

>>76410805
Hasek played in the NHL though.

>>76410784
Its Grease proxy. Notice how Grease never comes around anymore?

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>>76410805
*flails your post*

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Happy Birthday best Manlet

>>76410825
Grease is an idiot who has watched NHL for barely 2 years.
I have still seen him post here a few times.

I'm going to leave this general for a few months after the draft anyway.

>>76410805
Where'd he get that silver medal in the middle from????

>>76392296
I looked at this thing 3 times before I realized it was a poo toilet coffee mug.

>>76410894
1980 winter olympics

If the players really cared so much for the Olympics why dont they just host their own tournament in the offseason?

>>76410932
>best goalie
>gets BTFO by a group of amateur players
Hahahahahahahaha

>>76410975
you mean the world cup of hockey?

>>76411009
No I mean the players host their own tournament in like july.

Rent a rink for 2 weeks
Pay some literal whos 50$ a game to ref it.
Have no meme "north america" or "europe" kid teams

What would that cost? 10 grand at most?

The players just wanna go to the olympics because their countries pay for performance, atleast the non 3rd world ones.

How bad will the Avs be next year?

>>76411040
>TV rights
>Who gets to coach
>Who gets to play
>Any 'rink' wouldn't do, they'd have to rent arenas
>Organizing the event
>tickets sales
>Organizing fans
>All the security invovled

.. Amongst other things
I get your point but it's literally not that simple and cheap

>>76411040

you are dumb as shit

>>76411084
Pretty terrible imo
Don't see them improving much
Sakic seems a little delusional(?)

>>76409431
what lol, he played the best hockey of his career with fucking buffalo, won the vezina 3 times in a row. And then he went on to carry an absolutely horrid czech national team to a gold medal, letting in less than a GPG over the course of the tournament.

You might be too young to remember, but Hasek absolutely fucking dominated the late 90s. I actually can't think of a goalie that's more polar opposite to the term "system baby" than hasek, and if you think that you obviously never watched him play or just have no idea about the game of hockey

>>76411151
this. hasek was a slippery monster and an absolute legend. dude had the fastest reflexes and greatest flexibility every. trying to talk shit about him exposes you as a clueless kid

>>76411093
But its not about money. Why charge fans? Yeah get CBC or NBC to televise it, but theyd probablt do it for free.

Organizing games isnt hard. Especially international.

Coachs and Teams are decided by their respective countries, like a regular Olympics would be.

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>>76411151
>>76411183
will pad stacking ever return to the nhl

>>76411093
The biggest cost to international hockey is the insurance fees. Everything else would cost around 1 million or 2. If NHL players cared so much theyd front that 2million between them.

Everyone in this olymic debackle are being jews. Not just bettman and the owners.