>get Weinzierl and Heidel in, their long sought after dream

>>76368220
>Schalke

>>76368220
is there a more >Schalke club than >Schalke?

they never fail to make me laugh

>>76368348
HSV maybe

Germany is literally the home of the most cucked clubs in Europe

also
>2001
>they consider Raúl one of their legends of recent years, he only joined because he didn't have the level for Real anymore
>their best player is literally a 2. Bundesliga player

>>76368438
Juventus is a German team?

germanbros, red pill me about Kolasinac

>>76368493
Mentality player like Vidal

>>76368220
Don't forget the fact that they told everyone that they had just loaned Konoplyanka when in fact they had a fixed agreement to buy him at the end of the season.

They literally spent 12,5 million on a player that played about 10 games in which he scored a single league goal and is now trying to force his way out by talking shit about the head coach.

Even absolute memes like Avdijaj did more for the club this season.

>>76368348
There is Arsenal. They are the english >Schalke. So in a way Kolasinac should feel right at home.

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>>76368502
At this point I'm fully convinced they will out-hamburg Hamburg next season

>>76368506
>implying Arsenal is even close to being as much of a joke right now as Man Utd is

I hope Howie leaves and they get relegated.

>>76368557
The HSV spent 14 million on Kostic m8, nobody out-hamburgs Hamburg

>s.chalke

>schalke

Wew, wasn't aware things were that bad over there.

at least based burgstaller gets some time on the field

if they ruin schöpf tough..

>>76369367
Weinzierl trusts Schöpf over Meyer and Konoplyanka, pissing the latter two off to the point of wanting to leave the club

You now remember Brel Embolo.

>schalke

>they regularly played CL with Keller, but that wasn't good enough
toppest of all keki

can >Schalke last a cold rainy night in >Schalke

>>76370028
wasn't he the hottest shit ftom Switzerland last summer

>>76370252
>you now remember the last transfer period
>"Konoplyanka is a great winger, he'll put us on the next level!"
>"Coke is an EL-winning RB, he'd walk into any /bundes/ team!"
>"Embolo is literally the greatest talent in Western Europe!"

And then they lost their first 5 games

>>76370028
>>76370295
>>76370252
To be fair, he's been injured since October or something like that.

>>76370061
>meanwhile keller took over a shit team in 2nd bundes and made them promotion candidates

Really makes you think.

>schalke

>schalke

okay I'll give it a go as well
>schalke

>>76368220
I have a deep hatred for Schalke ever since this happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vAvxVY8mM

I hope Gazprom 04 falls even further than this season and gets relegated

>Gelsenkirchen Schalke 1904

well at least we're above manu in the uefa 5 year ranking

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>>76376273

>>76368220

Red pill me on BMG

>>76376151
>>76376310

Sporting cucks always crying, its sad really

>schalke

we'll come back stronger next season. Top 4 finish guaranteed, as we can concentrate on the league and a lot of deadweight is leaving this summer.

you can screencap this

>>76368932
>early 2000's S.Chalke
muh dick

>don't want to sell Goretzka

Another free transfer incoming.

lel, they're losing like 100mil on these guys.

>>76380146
They are doing a good job with what they have.

>>76368582

united did win europa to secure a cl spot. so they have that over arsenal

>be >Schalke
>choke
many such cases!

>>76387545

>don't want to sell Goretzka

Wrong. Their hands are tied. Buyern approached Goretzka and said: "wait out your contract, youll get 10 million cash and a contract".

This is Lewandowski all over again. Poaching contracts is a Bavarian specialty.

>Buy Ebola
>Ebola gets injured, never plays

>arsenal switch to a back 3 with some success
>acquire this guy who is a FB

>>76388785
Don't worry, Uli the Weiß Wurst saint will lend them €1m at a 20% interest rate when they're bankrupt

Not so fast

>Balotelli to Dormnund

>>76388888
nice digits

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>>76388888

>>76368220
>Schalke

In other news, 60 München could have possibly out>Schalke'd >Schalke this year

(>)Schalke's U17 team is losing right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFR1nZrEd6o

is this bundes?

>>76388976
No, Sir. I'm afraid it isn't.

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>>76388985
ok

>>76388971
>cucking both u17 and u19 out of a revierderby final

Fucking Buyern. No one wants #DerKlassiker.

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>>76388888
Checked! Uli BTFO!

>>76388904
Not gonna happen. Deal was about a 16 year old.

>>76368220
why is it called schalke04? was schalke03 already taken?

>>76389072
>t. mad shareholder

>>76388971
I forgot that Buyern has their own tv channel now. What do they even show all day?

>>76389149
Because they were founded 1904?

>>76389236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5dDALvyFU

>>76389236
Kalle's vlogs

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>>76389236
Looks stimulating

>>76389293
looks beschissen if you ask me

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Time to ask for refunds dear customers.

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>>76389259

>>76368220
Reminder that >Schalke even >schalked up their greatest succes (>muh Eurofighters) by their biggest rivals (Doofmund) winning the much more desireable Champions League only one week later.

>fucking >Schalke
LAMO

>>76370061
Neinhold pls go

>>76389410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdQEYSGFscE

>>76389411
It's so cute how they're still singing about this today

>>76389421
I'm not Neinhold

>>76389461
>t. neini

>>76389509
no YOU'RE Neini

>>76389331
we wanted Perisic anyway because he knows the league and is very experienced :)

>>76389545
no perisic either

>>76389562
Isco then

>>76389580
Never. Maybe James that qt3.14 but only if Juve, Paris, or any club of the EPL top 6 don't go all-in on him

>>76389331
lel

time for dinner

>>76368382

>survive relegation every year

I am sure Schalke would go down after a playout.

Question: If Superleague was formed tomorrow, would Schalke be apart of it? Are they wealthy enough to jew themselves into it?

>>76390852
No

>>76390852
they'd be part of the super shit league

>>76390852
Hard to say desu. If you go for prestige/history/fanbase, >schalke probably would be one of the german contenders. If there would be a knock-out tournament to determine the german contenders, they would probably loose their decisive match against a club like Augsburg.

>>76390852
No, the club fades into oblivion in the next years

>>76391259
>>76391310
The who from Germany goes in? Bayern, Borussia and RBL? Is Neverkusen rich enough?

>>76391536
bayern, bfc dynamo and nürnberg

>>76390852
depends on the format and if there's some rule like at the start of the bundesliga (no teams from the same city)
lets say it's a league with the top 20 teams by UEFA ranking, the teams would be:

Real Madrid CF
FC Bayern München
FC Barcelona
Club Atlético de Madrid
Juventus
Paris Saint-Germain
Borussia Dortmund
Sevilla FC
SL Benfica
Chelsea FC
Arsenal FC
Manchester City FC
FC Porto
FC Schalke 04
Manchester United FC
Bayer 04 Leverkusen
SSC Napoli
FC Shakhtar Donetsk
FC Zenit
Tottenham Hotspur FC

but i doubt that's what it'd look like

>>76391887
>UEFA ranking

If it ever gets formed, it won't be sanctioned by UEFA, the richest clubs will simply form their own governing body and CL will become Europa League-tier.

Super League can't happen soon enough.
Why force us to watch shitters like Mainz and West Brom when we could be watching several CL semifinal tier matches every weekend.

>>76392167
Can't wait for buyern to eternally fuck off.

>>76392238
Bayern will buy 1860 and within five years they will be dominating the Bundesliga.

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>>76392361
okay

>Nicht nur die TSG Hoffenheim interessiert sich für Dortmunds Matthias Ginter. Wie der Guardian am Mittwoch berichtete, hat auch Premier-League-Klub Tottenham Hotspur ein Auge auf den Innenverteidiger geworfen und könnte in den Poker einsteigen. Spurs-Manager Mauricio Pochettino beobachtete Ginter demnach schon im vergangenen Sommer, er soll den 23-Jährigen für seine taktische Flexibilität und Ballbehandlung schätzen. Ginter besitzt in Dortmund noch einen Vertrag bis 2019.
KEK, please let this happen. Dortmund should charge around 50 million. An English team would be stupid enough to pay that much.

Blick: Zakaria to BMG is "fix"

>>76392449
You'll never squeeze that out of Levy. Maybe some other PL team, but not Spurs.

>>76392489
they paid 30m for Son

>>76392510
Son isn't Ginter and 30 isn't 50.
30 is going rate for a winger to a PL team, even though I'm sure it pained Levy to shell out.

>>76392552
Ginter is a WC winner and Poonited inflated the signing fees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJtv5x_J4MQ

how nice :3

>>76392587
Ginter is indeed a world champion and I think Liverpoo should put 50m on the table for him, I was only talking about Spurs.

>>76392592
Yes. I had most of my uni classes very close to the school. It looks comfy from the outside.

>>76392662
lack of Ausländer to be honest

>>76392662
yeah seen those videos from outside and it looks very similar to the schools in germany. at least the ones I know of. very nice

>>76392680
that boy with the red shirt taking a picture might be danish

I wonder if Jannik Vestergaard went to Sankt Petri. He was born in Copenhagen, so maybe?

'Drengene fra Sankt Petri' is a good Danish film, based on a true story, about a group of young boys who form a resistance unit during WW2.
The Sankt Petri in question is not this particular school though, I think it's a church in Aalborg.

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>>76392760
one of his relatives definitely goes there

>>76392837
Oh my god :3

>noncemark

>>76392837
Is that Sanè ?

>>76392878
Can't see or hear the word "nonce" without thinking of 'The Thick of It'.

>>76392896
yes

>>76392896
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJe3cdM7f1c

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>>76392837
Looks like he could be the child of Pat Metheny

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>>76392940
lmao

>>76392662
did you take that picture?

>>76392449
Hopefully this will happen. I'm sick of Ginter and his constant mistakes.

>>76393332
I did not

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>>76393375
Hmmmmmmm,

is that you, then?

>>76393460
I'm not in the picture and I didn't take it.

just came here to

>schalke

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>>76368220
schalke is great only when deutschland is great

>>76392361
>1860
kek

60 München even out>Schalke'd >Schalke this year, not even Buyern could ever help them.

>>76393928
Rapid Wien is my favourite German team

>>76392940
Great. Now I'm hungry again. :(

>>76392940
>7.5mil views
The internet can be a weird place sometimes.

good night

>>76393494
Hmmmmmmmmmm
aren't you Danish, though? Because it looks like the entire population is on the picture (except for the person taking it, obviously)


Holy shit, why do I always go to bed so late. I'm so fucking stupid what the fuck!

>>76394618
the 12+ million views on this are way more disturbing desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk

>>76395150
agree. I like this version more tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chp8cJG2UO8

okay, goooood night

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american invasion

>>76395150
forget this >>76395181
this is superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoxJlEEq2UU

>>76395181
oh god

>>76395205
OH GOD
the scariest part is the inverted video

>>76395197
dayum