/trans/ - "OH GOD, IT'S SUMMER AND THERE'S NOTHING

first for a 32 county socialist republic

Continued from OP:

Tottenham striker Vincent Janssen, 22, is "keeping all options open" before the summer transfer window. (De Telegraaf, via London Evening Standard)

>KAS Eupen striker Henry Onyekuru, 19, says Arsenal have made an offer to sign him. (Nigeria FF, via Sunday Mirror)

Liverpool remain relaxed about midfielder Emre Can's contract, despite the 23-year-old entering the final year of his deal. (Liverpool Echo)

>Former Leeds United and Swansea City manager Garry Monk is now favourite to take over at Hull City rather than Crystal Palace. (Croydon Advertiser)

Malaga striker Sandro Ramirez, a 21-year-old who is a target for Everton, says he is in "no rush" to decide his future. (AS, via Liverpool Echo)

>Former Middlesbrough striker Fabrizio Ravanelli wants to become the club's next manager and has asked chairman Steve Gibson to call him. (Sunday Mirror)

Lazio winger Keita Balde, 22, will turn down a move to Liverpool in favour of signing for Juventus. (Sunday Express)

>1 post early

Players to Chelsea when??

>>76334463
>>Manchester United will announce the signing of Benfica and Sweden defender Victor Lindelof, 22, for £30m next week. (Correio de Manha, via Sunday Express)
PLEASE be good

>>76334474
>Keita Balde
I remember when him sucking against Ludogorets

Salah to Liverpool for 40 million is a done deal.

>>76334537
Late in the transfer window as per usual the past couple of years.

>>76334539
Can't be worse than Smalling or Jones

>>76334474
>Vincent Janssen
who?

>Henry Onyekuru
who?

>Sandro Ramirez
who?

>>76334602
>>Vincent Janssen
>who?
The peril of the penalty box

>>76334584
Smalling is good tho

>>76334537
Slightly worried desu. I think we all remember what happened the last time Chelsea had a title winning side at their disposal ahead of a new season with barely any refreshments to the squad.

Then again Mouyes turned out to be a massive fraud so I don't really know who to blame for it.

>de gay

>>76334632
Smalling's good when he has 2 DMS in front of him.

>>76334474
Why are Nigerians so delusional?

>>76334537
I'm worried lad. I don't want another papy.

>>76334537
Chelsea have the best squad in the league, they don't need anyone else.

They'll also make it to the CL semis, cap this.

>>76334640
Are you happy Costa's staying or would rather have got in something fresh?

>>76334584
Jones is good though

>>76334632
Bailly >> Rojo > Jones > Smelling

Mbappe is 3 weeks older than me, so that means i'll be worth ~ 100M in 3 weeks... right lads?

Other than Janssen, is there any player that's good nationally, but shit at a club level?

>>76334736
>they don't need anyone else
They need depth for the CL, their squad is currently to small atm.

If you think Moses is good enough to start in the CL next year you are delusional.

>>76334773
3 weeks ago he was still worth that.

>>76334773
>mmmbrapp
>worth 100 mil

>>76334784
richard dunne

>>76334784
Sissoko

>>76334736
>They'll also make it to the CL semis, cap this.
No chance. It's not even funny how inferior our top teams are compared to foreign ones. They will need some nice lucky draws.

>£314 million for the civil war survivor Di Maria

>>76334784
Robson-Kanu

>>76334736
Chelsea won't have the best squad if City get a better defense and a solid DM/box-to-box midfielder. Also theres a lot of weak links in the team that's mire likely then not been riding on the tactics of Conte and the confidence given to them by winning. I fear we might see players like Moses getting EXPOSED next season.

>>76334748
Difficult one desu. I like continuity over massive spending, and I also like seeing players that seemingly actually care for the club like Azpi and Willian. That being said Costa can be really fucking frustrating to watch from time to time so I don't really know. I think I speak for most Chelsea fans when I say I'm glad to see him stay but wouldn't mind him being swapped for someone a bit more reliable.

hello, where are the transfers?

>>76334602
Janssen = Spurs attempt at finding a Suarez
Onyekuru = 19 year old winger with some potential. Probably the new Walcott.
Ramirez = New forward hoping to be the new Torres/Villa.

Imagine being born in Norway. That would mean you are Norwegian. Lol!

>>76334931
LOL

>>76334931
hahaha

>>76334898
City are the only people who have confirmed signings. Arse have one guy not-yet-confirmed-but-99%-happening-on-July-1st.

>>76334931
>>76334953
>>76334961
I don't get it.

>>76334931

El ow el!

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>>76334931
delet

>>76334931
wow that really made me think

>>76334924
thanks famalam

>>76334931
haha

Where is Hamez going lads? 100% he's leaving, look at him during the CL celebrations, he looked like he wanted to kill himself. What a JUST turn of events.

>be one of the best in 2014 WC
>be a Real Madrid/Zidane fan since a child
>the club actually wants to buy you for a large sum and make you a centerpiece
>have a very good first season
>fast forward
>Zidane becomes manager
>benches you for a Brazilian who tackles a lot
>a 21 year old from Mallorca is above you in the pecking order
>your once beloved club and favorite player don't want you
>they win a bunch of trophies with you barely playing

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>>76334931

SAM JOHNSTONE TO LEICESTER CITY

>>76334988
I think Inter will go for him, or maybe someone else from Italy

>>76334988
james to arsenal for 40 million pounds
his buddy ospina will convince him

>>76334988
Man U - 5/1
Chelsea - 8/1
Juve - 15/1
Bayern - 30/1
Monaco - 40/1

>>76334988
Could see him going to Bayern, Ancelotti used him pretty frequently at Real from what I remember.

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>>76334931
HAHAHA

>>76334988
Either England or Italy.

Another question is, for how much will James go?

>>76334988
>thinking any transfers are happening this window

>>76335057
He would play him out on the wing in a 442. Since Ribery is old/ded and Sanchez is getting silly money to stay I could see it too.

>>76334977
>>76334972
>>76334971
>>76334970
>>76334961
>>76334953
>>76334983
>>76334997
Fucking awful posts. I'm 100% serious. This is just cancer. 45 posts in and 8 of them are laughing at terrible fucking jokes. Serious. What is your problem, guys?

Talk about transfers, or fuck off.

>>76334979
You're welcome mate. Pretty sure Spurs gonna have to try somebody else. Onyekuru is one of those guys who will be OK if he's fast and great if he can finish and pass. Walcott isn't as bad as people say. He isn't world class, but he isn't terrible.

>>76335033
Why? Isn't Ospenis leaving?

>>76334988
Arselel - the FC for losers like him

>>76335091
50 mil

>>76335091
Depends on the club. If it's a PL-club it will be alot more

>>76334988
Would love to see him at Chelsea. They don't have enough creative players. Him and Tolisso.

>>76335101
Turn off your proxy Jorgen

>>76335101

Fucking awful post. I'm 100% serious. This is just cancer. 5 posts in and one of them is bitching at terrible fucking jokes. Serious. What is your problem, guy?

Talk about memes, or fuck off.

Euros explain to me why mbappe is so wanted. I saw some of his goals he doesn't seem to be that impressive

>>76335101
>no fun allowed

>>76335130
Redpill me on this Tolisso guy - is he actually as good as they say? He became a thing very recently didn't he?

>>76335140

Black and pacy.

>>76335117
bulgarbro nailed it tbqh

>>76335140
PACEY

BLACK

FRENCHMAN

>>76335140
he's super young and he's scoring for fun against cl opposition

>>76335139
And to think, I used to DEFEND you.

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>>76335101

>>76335101
>Talk about transfers, or fuck off.

hello redit

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>>76335157
>>76335168
>>76335171
But can he dab?

>>76335140
Young and showing up on the biggest stage.

>>76335201
incredible dab technique

>>76335140
everyone always falls for the young pacy black man meme

>sterling
>rashford
>sturridge
>mbappe
>martial
>etc

>>76335201
Is that a Dab University prospect?

>>76335140
he turned 18 in december and scored 26 goals in 44 games for a team in a top 5 league, including 6 in the champions league.

unheard of for someone so young

>>76335151
He's played in almost every position, a very balanced player and has a really good through ball and propensity to get into the box. Unfortunately, hasn't been tested much against top opposition.

>>76334931
top banter as usual britain

>>76335217
sterling is good to be fair

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>>76335101

>>76335217
To be fair those are all English with the exception of Marshall who I have no idea why United bought in the first place.

>>76335171
Mate, Ligue 1, under any fucking definition, is not "CL opposition". PSG is literally the only CL tier opposition. If Mbappe moves to PL, he would be so completely and utterly EXPOSED. £100m, if he doesn't score 25+ goals a season...

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For me, it's croptops

>>76335303
Monaco was good in CL and Mbappe showed up.

Who will Van Gaal manage next lads?

Biglia's agent said that is transefer to Milan is virtually done, they are discussing about bonuses, it will cost €19m

>>76335299
he's great on FIFA

>>76335325
Yeah but a few games in the CL is not the same as 38 games, plus loads of domestic cups, in the PL.

>>76335397
Good signing. What about the most /fa/ team, Fiorentina?

>>76335397
Is he not like 80

>>76335397
Isnt he like 32

>>76335397
aint he like 45

>>76335397
isnt he like 19?

>>76335426
Italian genes though, so he'll be fine for a season or two

>>76335397
woah thought he is like 96

>>76335397
I thought he was like 3?

>>76335397
My sources tell me he is atleast 823 years old isn't that a bit much?

>>76335397
Isn't he something like 12?

>>76335397
>20 million for a 31 year old
So are all of Italy just Juve fans now? It's like noone wants to challenge them.

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Daily reminder

>>76335547
Current day Juve was built on old players too you know.

>>76335571
Lazio are /ourteam/

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>Manchester United will announce the signing of Benfica and Sweden defender Victor Lindelof, 22, for £30m next week. (Correio de Manha, via Sunday Express)
>Lindelof

B R A V O
L I N D E L O F

>>76335571
>Milan

chinese money ain't so bad, it helped my team to win the league

>>76335589
I hope he makes it because his name is very nice to say

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>>76335588
Sassuolo and Atalanta are /ourteams/ though

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>>76335589

>>76335571
I 4 1 wouldnt want to be a Juventus fan right now.

>>76335571
And Juve are cucked by actual good teams outside the league.

>>76335571
>>7
>2

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Has the new EFL ball for 17/18 been posted yet?

Sexy as fuck.

>Those retro Mitre Vs

>>76335589
Wish he had gone some place better desu. Maybe stay a season more and then go to Bayern or something.

>>76335639
how many champions league finals did those teams get to in the last 5 years tho?

>>76335659
remove the shite EFL branding and that's a keeper

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>>76335660
is he actually good?

I was just making a meme joke about The Leftovers

>>76335713
Potentially. Feel like he'll end up being thrown aside at United though.

>>76335667
Um....two?

>>76335740
Mourinho tends to be quite good with CBs tbf

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r8

>>76335796
basic

>>76335796
it'll just be a white pixel on my stream m8 who cares

>>76335740
if he goes to united he will pretty much be a starter

>>76335764
i meant those 4 that aren't juve

>>76335796
This >>76335820 desu

>>76335667
Yeah getting cucked twice in five years out of the most coveted prize in football must be amazing.

>>76335740
Mou must really like him because I remember him being linked constantly with Chelsea before Mou got axed.

>>76335796
its not a t90

>>76335796
boring/10

>>76335826
Til next meme centerback pops up and United throws a gazillion on him.

>>76335862
Well thats neat. I hope it works out.

>>76335846
Yeah, getting €100 million twice in the past couple of yours must be horrible :'(

>barcelona interested in signing di maria (le parisien)
pls no

>>76334931
explain pls

>>76335849

>"Is Rob Holding a big signing? A big signing is not necessarily linked with the amount of money spent."

t. Wonga

get ready to buy championship players arsenul

>>76335890
Litterally a customer mentality.

>>76335912
Rob Holding is actually good though.

better than Mustafi

>>76335912
What? Rob Holding is an Arsenal player, lad. What you talking bout?

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TSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76335949
Wonga is saying Rob Holding counts as a big signing. So when he promises to do two big signings this window he can just grab some youth players.

>>76335944
>better than Mustafi

Mustafi was consistently good all season. Holding was good for one game. If he plays like he did in the final all season, he'll be great. As is, Kosc and Mustafi are clearly the main two.

>>76335957
TSUUUUU

>>76335915
>REEEEEEEE, money is horrible
Not even a juve supporter, just saying they'll be sad for not winning it, but the money isn't bad for them either

>>76335957
>no copa del rey

complete fraud desu

>>76335957
Bad timeline

>>76335986
wtf are you talking about, Mustafi was at fault for a number of goals, pretty much most of them against bayern and PSG. Just shut the fuck up retard

>>76335986
>Holding was good for one game.

t. didn't watch any of the end of season games

he's been excellent in every game he's played for Arsenal.

Mustafi had a shit season. Arsenal look better with him out the team

>>76335957
wtf i love ronaldo now

>>76335957
/r/soccer is self-harming themselves right now

>>76336044
Its like when United fans rated Paddy McNair

>>76335957
That "The Best Men's Player" trophy looks like a dildo

Where the FUCK are the Inter transfers?

>>76335890
>mfw you didnt get a dime
>mfw all you got is a realisation that you are bandwagoning a perrenial big stage loser
Jesus, being a Juve fan is actually cuckoldry.

>>76335982
But it's got nothing to do with money spent. Henry was £16m, £25m in today's money. How the guy performs is whether it's a big signing or not. Or is Pogba the best player in the world? You're chatting shit that the faggots in Arse chat.

>le you get le more for what you le spend!!! So Sol Campbell was SHIT for Arsenal!!!!

>>76336068
is this an admission you've no idea what you're talking about?

Van Dijk confirmed signed for City

>tfw Liverpool can't even poach Southampton players in peace anymore

>>76336043
>>76336044
lol like i give a shit about Arsecucks, fuck off to your general, faggots. why'd i watch a mid table team?

>>76336087
Why are you so angry? I was just explaining the quote since you're a mong and couldn't follow it.

have actual proofs that cristiano ronaldo is homosexual

>>76335846
would you rather reach the cl final and win the league or lose the league every year and also be shit in the champions league?

>>76336072
It looks like an ice cream cone you cheeky porn addict.

>>76336122
is his semen still inside your asshole?

>>76336087
>implying there's only inflation of currency
There's both currency inflation and inflation of the transfer market la'
That 16m is 25m statement is financial delusion

>>76336121
Calm down m8.

I'm going to the gym /trans/. I want some dank rumours to read when I get back.

>>76335957
>Portugal player of the year

Mein sides

>>76335957
B-but muh good boy Messi!

>>76336158
Shut up faggot. How bit this then, Suarez for £22m to Liverpool? Fuck off. It's about how you perform, not how much is spent.

>>76336156
im guessing that's you huh >>76334773
could turn your jaw to dust mate be careful with what you're saying

>>76336137
actually, you're right

>>76336125
>implying constantly dating a gf that wont let you put it inside her is better than staying gfless and wanking in your corner
Ill take the second option.

>>76334784
WELBECK

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>>76334463
Anyone else ready for a summer filled with Wenger/Arsenal to pull the same shit they do every transfer window?

>>76336250
>Arsenal are reportedly trying to lure Benzema to the club

>>76334784
Giroud

>>76336233
that's not me but i'm also 18 and let me tell you i would dominate you both physically and mentally so you better watch what you say KID

>>76336120
Why the fuck are you making a comment about it then you utter fucking mong

>>76336250
Which is, what? Spending £100m last window? £50m the window before? £50m the window before?

I don't think that's bad.

>>76336120
don't comment on it then you utter nonce.

what an angry little weirdo

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>>76336296
>>76336325
t. buttmad Arsecucks

Your general is 2 doors down, faggots. Nobody wants you here.

>>76336344
wow I remember this shit gimmick

>>76336319
Hey mate.

Your mum.

>>76336344
You know nothing about football, Cunt.

>>76336367
holy shit #banter

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>arda turan has already taken all his stuff from barcelona locker room
hahaha get ready arsefags

>>76336361
I didn't go anywhere, faggot. I just put up with your shit.

>>76336372
>Arsecuck
>knowing what football looks like

Enjoy your Europa lol.

>>76336390
He's a meme right?

>>76336367
BTFO

>>76336367
Mate, that was totally...TOTALLY, utterly and completely, unneeded. I'm going on the 4chan IRC right fucking now.

>>76336390
Wait how old is Arda Turan? He was like 30 when he left atheltico

>>76336405
he has quality and goal but he's not very smart, a bit old and doesn't put much effort

>>76336319
Nope, ho hum about signings, offer embarrassing bids then wonder why you get laughed off. Use the "er well we attempted to sign players" excuse for inactivity in the summer, sell some players, keep deadwood that should have been gone years ago. Lose the opening round match then panic buy some shitters for too much then never play them. Cry about transfers after you said you would be aggressive and change your approach, wonder why your fans hate the manager/board. Rinse/repeat.

>Arsenal will soon hold talks with midfielder Kelechi Nwakali about his future following his loan spell with Dutch side Maastricht.

They only signed him last year.

>>76336390
Talk about bang average players...

>>76336441
he got 30 this year

Top 5 forwards in the world right now in form

Ronald=Hazard
Messi
POWERGAP
Lew
Neymar

>>76336390

redpill me on Turan

>>76336455
>Arsenal offer £40,000,001 to activate a contract clause
>Liverpool deny it exists
>Transfer window ends
>Liverpool confirmed it exists and they should have allowed Suarez to talk
>LOL EMBARRASSING BIDS LE +£1 LOL

You're a fucking melt, mate. I suggest you do some fucking reading. They literally spent £100m last year, £50m before that and £50m before that and that's 'inactivity'?

Done replying to mongs like you, not even an Arse fan, but mongs like you are ruining football expecting every club to be United/Chelsea/City.

>>76334784
Bendtner

>>76336543
Buying absolute shit, head back to your circlejerk general or r/gunners if you can't take dissenting opinions about the club you pathetic cunt.
>>76336532
Someone that shit on arsenal but the club is so cucked they will pay barca for him.

>>76336532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qRn_4h-6AA

he can be a good player if he doesn't have to defend

>>76335418
>>76335426
>>76335443
>>76335452
>>76335470
>>76335472
>>76335508
>>76335526
/Serie A/ confirme for most memed tranfers

>>76336543
>buy mustafi after losing the first match
>buy fucking perez after losing the first match and overpay because they were trying some meme bid for greasman
>play a 20 year old because you had no CBs and lose opening day
Rinse and repeat, keep saying that the club are going in the right direction or doing well in the summers, whatever helps you sleep at night. Here's a friendly reminder, the club is regressing not progressing.

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Fuck summer

>>76336628
what are you hiding

>>76336607
Who do you support?

>>76336592
>he can be a good player if he doesn't have to defend
>>76336452
>he has quality and goal but he's not very smart, a bit old and doesn't put much effort

why does he sound like bargain-bin Ozil....

Just what Arsenal needed! Based Wenger!

Is gf me to likely to happen any time soon? Been waiting for this transfer for years but it keeps getting put off.

>>76335796
>nike logo going over the blue lines again
it still triggers my autism

>>76336698
How's your scouting network set up?

>>76336638
Boreball mostly, heem, can't remember what else I hid

>>76336698
it's a very tricky saga this one, looks like the contract talks have been unsuccessful again

sorry lad

>>76336698
Klopp will get on it as soon as Javi Martinez goes to Liverpool la

>>76336727
>scouting network
I occasionally leave my house.

>>76336698
depends how much are you willing to spend on a young eastern european star

>>76336735
Can't wait to get pics of her leaning.

>>76336583
>I can't read: the post

Not an Arsefag but I'm sick of you cunts wanting people to spend billions. Oh and somehow Chelsea and City and United and Liverpool and Spurs don't buy shit, do they? Fuck off you utter melon.

>>76336619
And? If you followed the fucking threads in /trans/ you knew Mustafi was going to them. As for Perez, I didn't see that shit, but it's not his fault Wenger didn't play him, the guy (looking right now) did pretty good, got a hattrick in CL apparently.

I don't disagree with you about them regressing, but I'm talking about spending money for no reason other than to appeal to you faggots. Again, once more, I don't support Arse. I support Reading. Yes yes, now meme all you fucking like about >our loss.

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>>76336640

>>76336771
I'm sorry anon

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>>76336764
This count as leaning?

>>76336785
you have good taste dutch anon

>>76336771
patrician choice, definately most likable club in italy

>>76336785
Who is this sperm wyrm?

>>76336785
Not sure I can afford her wages tbf, anything on the cheaper side?

>>76336771
New striker when? Morata was supposed to be a fake and now I've heard you linked with Dembele and Belotti.

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>>76336795
*blocks your path*

>>76336649
both are offensive mids but turan has more goal and balls than ozil

jokes aside I think he can be good for arsenal

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>>76336810

>>76336827
from the top clubs I should have added, I know jackshit about the rest, except maybe parma and fiorentina

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>>76336865
>4th in the table
>>76336794
Thanks
>>76336807
No idea

>>76336863
woah that looks like my mum when she was young

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>>76336795
>Milan
>Likeable in any way

>>76336863
I'm really looking for the James Milner of gfs.

>>76336815
>New striker when?
Hopefully soon, i still have hope for Morata desu. Belotti has been linked for weeks and he's a /lifelong/ so i think it might happen even tho Cairo is asking for a lot. Demble has been linked too but he comes from the Scotland league and adapting to our league is hard for strikers so it might be a big risk.

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>>76336810
We have this one on a free transfer

>>76336911
>t.Juvewinslol customer

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>>76336916
Have your pick, this is the discount bin basically

>>76336908
they might be 4th now, but last seasons? did they even win the title or anything

>>76336953
2 > 3 > 1 > 5 >>> 4

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>>76336916
Shame about your girlfriend being out of town.. maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight?

>>76336928
Might have to settle there, anything with blue eyes for a bit extra dosh?

>>76336953
Not sure any of these girls could put in a 7/10 gf performance week in week out tbf, plus they'd need to cover other positions left open in my life.

>adra

arsnell are really getting conlonged here arent they

>>76336928
Would sign desu, looks like she would work hard on the pitch and do all the dirty stuff that the cameras dont see.

>>76337018
I'm afraid Aston Villa are in for the blue eyed girls anon

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>Champions League and Europa League start before June ends
>Rangers have to play their first Europa game on June 29th
>They probably have to come back from holiday next week

>>76335571
why the fuck are we selling salah to liverplel? I thought CL money would have save us from painful transfers

>>76337026
a conlonging for the history books

>>76337026
He isn't confirmed, dunno why people are memeing. Especially when that 19 year old has been offered.

>>76337052
>looks like she would work hard on the pitch and do all the dirty stuff that the cameras dont see.
my sides.jpeg2000

Only TWO WEEKS 'till the confederations cup

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>>76337137

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>>76337127
ayy sorry la, he's all yours now

NO REFUNDS

>>76337115
Every match I watch of you lot he still has that god awful first touch. Is he actually GOAT?

>>76337075
>>76337137
I don't want to watch any more football, not ever.

>>76337052
So Costa?

>>76337137
Who /we/ supporting?

>>76337155
If it happens, it happens.

>>76337115
>I thought CL money would have save us from painful transfers
kek, it never did

>>76337155
FALSE. But if it's true, how cucked can arsenal be? He shit on the club 2 years ago and you just say "o-ok arda, you never play at barca do you want to come here?"

>>76337137
pls support >us

>>76337158
He's the muslim version of pacey English black lad.

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>>76337201
>cucked

>>76337184
>Who /we/ supporting?
Deutchland U21's

>>76336698
Jim White here reporting on deadline day. It looks as though the gf to anon deal has broken down, due to gf not wanting to co-operate with the autism clause in the contract anon is offering. Chad had swooped in now and it looks as though gf will be moving to Chad. A sensational turn of events, and it looks as though anon will be left bare-handed once again. Meanwhile anon supporters are livid at this news, being fed up with anon seemingly only having right hand available for yet another season.

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>>76337184
>Who /we/ supporting?
make your choice
>>76337202
Going into Copa America 2015 I was rooting for Chile because you'd never won it before.
Then you started putting fingers up arses and I cut my support.
Then you made Messi cry.
Fuck you.

>>76337201
imo he's better than every other arsepoo player except alexis, but he's 30

>>76337239
;_;

>>76335140
that's because you don't football.
His goals are as unimpressive as ronaldo's.His skill is his positional awareness that eenables him to beat defenders with his off the ball movement.

>>76337254
don't act like you don't enjoy a cheeky finger in the ass

>>76337230
Wait, does Germany use it's U23 team for that then?

>>76337254
Oh I know who they are, just not who to support. I guess Anglosphere support.

>>76337229
Then how would you describe it? Back to >>>/arse/
>>76337261
Well I guess they would hope he would be the santi replacement

>>76337280
I still love Sanchez.
Please tell him to stay at Arsenal.

Without him we would have finished 13th.

>>76337280
I wanted Chile to win, but then you made Messi cry and I got upset too. But we're good Chile, we're good. We both hate the Argie Bargies! Wanna invade and split it? You can have a proper country instead of that meme border (sorry bout that lad).

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>>76337285
>does Germany use it's U23 team for that then?
nah teams actually send their first teams.

2013 was Neymar bossing it.
There was NOTHING comfier than watching Brazil vs Spain in the final at 11pm at night in a cool-warm summer night.

Only ruined by the fact that gabagool died during the game.

RIP

This thread is fucking garbage now those septics have joined. It's pathetic.

>>76337320
let's not flag roleplay friend

>>76337276
His skill is being in a good team

>>76337344
B-but... Where is that Chilebro I used to talk too? It's clearly not you ;_;

Is the confed cup gonna be shown on BBC

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>>76337341
>2013 was Neymar bossing it
you now remember neymar destroying arbeloa in the final and making keksillas kiss the grass he walked on

>>76337307
How bout you stop using words you only learned in 2013 you mong? You're obsessed with it, go see a shrink. As for how I'd describe it? A professional doing the professional thing and being open to continue playing professional football instead of sitting on the bench at best? He isn't even going there you daft cunt, but your obsession, and it is, with 'cucking' is fucking insane, mate. Sort it out.

>>76337367
i'm sorry i hurt your feelings

>>76337410
even better

itv

>>76337420
No you're not. Bullies like you are why I quit coming to /sp/.

Trojans seemed like such pansies

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>>76337341
>>76337413
>you now remember Torres missing the penalty against Tahiti

>>76334784
Eduardo Vargas

>>76336504
Alexis > Hazard

>>76337413
I remember when I had conversations with people saying

"Buffon or Casillas"

He fucking COLLAPSED man.
I thought he'd stay at Real until he was like 42.

Did he start taking heroin?
What the fuck.

>>76337261
>Better than Ozil
Barca/Madrid fans are so cancerous, can't even rate explayers.

>>76337423
I hope Adrien Chiles comes back

>>76337455
why is an eight year old wearing a coconut bra?

>>76337443
i really am

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>>76337413
Wasnt paulinho good in that tournament?

Complete meme

>>76337471
NIGGER ARE YOU MAD?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuJIYyYDhF4

>>76337489
It was a tournament before meme became a meme

>>76336909
hot mum u got

>>76337470
Ozil isnt even in the top 5 at arsenal

how much is mpapa bouba diop really worth lads?

Is that Paulinho to Bayern rumour still going?

>>76337413
>Celebrating your country getting raped because you're a customer of a foreign player
smdh

>>76337494
Was that from the rainstorm in the France-Ukraine game, those gamethreads where lit

>>76337504
Jewish mum you mean

>>76337532
England-Poland friendly

>>76337285
Germany have rested half their world cup players

>>76337341
>nah teams actually send their first teams.
Have you seen the German team?

>>76337532
Think it must have been Poland-England qualifier match that got rained off

>>76337511
Delusional

>>76337535
Despite the hooker of a nose, still hot mum he got

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>>76337464
mouyes destroyed his confidence, the board treated him like a fat stripper and halalfags sold him for thirty pieces of silver
>oldest home grown player in the squad
>captain
>humiliated and kicked out through the back door
lmao classic halal
>>76337470
alexis is the only barcelona explayer at arselel I rate above turan

ozil is a lazy punk

>>76337589
>crying because you have to leave a muslim company

>>76337555
teams USUALLY send their first teams.

Spain had Fabregas, Torres, Ramos, Navas, Busquets, Xavi, Iniesta, Pique

Brazil had Neymar, Cesar, Alves, Silva, Lucas, Fred, Luiz, Hulk

Which big names have Germany omitted?

>>76337489
first tournament spain didn't win since 2008 after euro/wc/euro, brazil winning against them in the finals had some merit

>>76337530
like I give a shit about spain or their national team, I'm a jordifag, mong

>>76337494
It was great fun, I don't know why people don't like trainwrecks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sld0x6AktAE

>>76337631
All of them, literally

>>76337568
Sanchez
Cazorla
Giroud
Ramsey
Monreal


All comfortably better than memezil

GERMAN CONFED CUP TEAM

Goalkeepers: Bern Leno (Bayer Leverkusen), Marc-Andre Ter Stegen (Barcelona), Kevin Trapp (Paris St-Germain/FRA)

Defenders: Matthias Ginter (Borussia Dortmund), Jonas Hector (Cologne), Benjamin Henrichs (Bayer Leverkusen), Joshua Kimmich (Bayern Munich), Shkodran Mustafi (Arsenal/ENG), Marvin Plattenhardt (Hertha Berlin), Antonio Ruediger (AS Roma/ITA) Niklas Suele (Hoffenheim)

Midfielders: Julian Brandt (Bayer Leverkusen), Emre Can (Liverpool/ENG), Kerem Demirbay (Hoffenheim), Diego Demme (RB Leipzig), Julian Draxler (Paris St-Germain/FRA), Leon Goretzka (Schalke), Sebastian Rudy (Hoffenheim), Leroy Sane (Manchester City/ENG), Lars Stindl (Borussia Moenchengladbach), Amin Younes (Ajax/NED)

Strikers: Sandro Wagner (Hoffenheim), Timo Werner (RB Leipzig)

Any inter fags tell me how good the croat winger is? Seems like inter are too keen on the deal to happen. Smelling a rat

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>>76337341
>Only ruined by the fact that gabagool died during the game.

I'll never get over his death.

>>76337664
>can

>>76337691
On a good day? He's capable of carrying the team almost by himself and to wreck havoc in the opponent team. On a bad day? He's worse than invisible, he tries to make some plays and they all fail, horribly. Thing is, as of late he's had way more bad days than good ones.

>>76337631
Neuer, Hummels, Boateng, Höwedes, Kroos, Khedira, Müller, Özil, Gomez and Schürrle too even though they shouldnt be called up anyways
reus, Gündogan and Sané miss out because of injuries

>>76337664
Didn't Sane pull out to get a nose job?

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>>76337631

>>76337664
Literally who?

>>76337691
He's great when he nothers to play seriously wich isn't that often. He's fast great dirbling and good shot, even good at headers, but then he sometimes just stops playing.

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>>76337657
>>76337730
Well this is just Germany being autistic then.

Portugal is sending Ronaldo, Nani, Pepe, and all the rest.

This is a UNIQUE occurrence.