/brg/ - Brasileirão General - This shit won't die edition

can I watch your league

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>>76327951

ponte preta ftw

>>76328301
YES

http://tudotv.tv/assistir-flamengo-x-botafogo-ao-gratis-em-hd-04-06-2017/

>>76327951
>>Grêmio x Vasco da Gama (16h00 @ Grêmio Arena)
I'm scared, you guys.

>The City of Flamengo

lol

>>76328301
Pls watch our league, we'll have one of the best games of the season in 3 bongs, Palmeiras x Alt Mineiro.

br noob here

who do i root for? who are the evil/rich/poor/humble teams?

>>76331381
>Evil
Flamengo
Corinthians
>Rich
Flamengo
Palmeiras
>Poor
Vasco
Avaí
Atlético Goianiense
>Humble
Chapecoense

>>76331381
>evil tier
Corinthians
Flamengo
Internacional

>rich tier
Palmeiras
Alt Mineiro

>poor tier
Every team outside the big 12, except Sport

>meme tier
Vasco
Botafogo
Grêmio
Sport
Chapecoense

Other teams not mentioned: not worth following

>>76328301
pls watch our league

>>76331479
>rich tier
>Alt Mineiro
>the second team with most denbts to pay, behind vasco
>literally hire players who were laidoff from rival team so they don't need to change homes
>rich

>>76331381
>Evil
Flamengo
>Rich
Everyone's poor lol
I guess the only two who can spend are Flamengo and Palmeiras
>Humble
Chapecoense

>>76331514
I said rich as in "sign a lot of meme players on high wages".

See you in 3 years guys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2wfJY5olpI

>>76331468
>>76331479
>>76331537
>not rating Fluminense as evil

ok I'm here. I bought a fake Corinthians jersey once so I may support them

>>76331551
Enjoy Série C with Inter, m8

>>76331514
>>76331544
You now remember 3 of the 6 best paid athletes in Cruzeiro are actually volleyball players.

>>76331563
>fake Corinthians jersey
Just like a regular Corinthians supporter. Welcome.

is supporting santos ok?

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>>76331563
>I bought a fake Corinthians jersey
You're doing it right.

>>76331633
If you don't mind trophies and enjoy the """"beautiful"""" game... then yes.

>>76331595
>>76331647
based

I bought a ref jersey last week, can I support Corinthians now?

>>76331633
If you want to be alone, then okay.
>>76331760
What's the color of your skin? If it's darker than average, then you're supporting the right team.

>>76331788
well it's darker than the average Norwegian but lighter than the average italian

>>76331867
Do you live in a housing project? Are you on welfare? Have you ever been arrested or have you ever been involved in a gang? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you'll fit in right with the Corinthians fanbase.

>>76332014
I got arrested for weed once

>>76332040
I'm talking about robbery, grand theft auto, murder, drug dealing and general gang violence.

>>76332040
Were you selling it? If so you're good.

>>76332058
not yet, do I have to find another team?

>>76332158
Possibly yes, you're not criminal enough to be a corintiano.

>>76332158
>>76332224
Keep your fake shirt though, if you ever come to Brazil one day you can wear it and grant yourself robbery immunity.

>>76332224
>>76332233
thanks for the advice

>>76330552
>No Luiz Fabiano
We're fucked.

>>76327951
Literally WHO cares?

BUFFON LOST

>>76331633
I'm from Santos. It's not. They're the Arsenal of Brazil.

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>>76332326
In Manga I trust.

>Cueva is out
shit we are fucked

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>>76332391
General San Martín will not let anything (that) bad happen to us

>>76332645
>using spray with doping related substance

Seems more like an excuse for a binge drinking night

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Segue o lider

>>76332740
I would suck Martin's dick no homo

>>76332740
Thank you based Martin

>>76331381
From richest to the poorest:
>Rich bank patronage tier
Palmeiras
>Very Rich
Flamengo
>Rich
Gremio and Cruzeiro
>About to burst their bubble
Alt. Mineiro
>Rich but badly administrated
Sao Paulo and Corinthians
>Rich but TERRIBLY administrated
Vasco
>Not poor
Botafogo, Fluminense, Santos
>Poor but let's pretend we aren't
Sport
>Poor
Everyone else
>Even poorer
Avai and Alt. Goianiense

>>76333051
actually, now that I think of it, the "Not poor" teams are above Vasco

>>76331479
would include Bahia into the follow list

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>>76327951
Standings.

>>76331381
>Cheating evil
Fluminense (Inter has been relegated to Serie B)
>Most supported evil
Flamengo, Corinthians
>Rich evil
Palmeiras, Flamengo

But honestly whoever is your rival is probably evil.

>>76333139
>Corinthians in first
>still no losses
>they're gonna win the league
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

FUCK IT RIGHT THE FUCK UP

>>76333224
This is Gremio's year la

>>76333256
4-3

>>76333139
>>76333172
>>76333224
>Flamengo is actually still undefeated
Resistance is futile

>>76333340
>Undefeated
>3 draws in 4 games
t. José Mourinho

>>76333099
'cause you're a retard

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jogadorzinho supervalorizado

>>76333488
Poor man's Kieza

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What did he mean by this?

>Kelvin "Le no end product man" up front
At least it's not Thalles

>>76333953
It's not Muriqui either

out of 3 matches now the one that will be on tv is Palmeiras - Atletico Mineiro
why

>>76334206
Best teams.

should I watch Gremio vs Vasco da Gama now? Are there any good players on these teams?

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>>76334702

>>76334702
Grêmio is a good team.
Vasco has a promising 18 years old (Douglas Luiz) that might end up in Europe soon. That and Football legend Yago Pikachu on the bench.

>>76334702
Grêmio is very good and Vasco has promising young players (Matheus Vital, Douglas Luiz)

>>76334702
Watch Palmeiras - Alt. Memeiro, they're supposed to be two of the """Top 3""" teams this season. Both are at the lower half of the table with 3 rounds played. Also Altetico was the last team to beat Palmeiras at home, over 10 months ago.

Ok I'm back. Is Vasco de game a good club for a white guy?

>>76334956
Do you consider Portugal white?

>tfw 90% of the goals we concede are penalties
I want this meme to end

>>76335592
we got >ricci-ed again

"O respeito voltou". Eurico filho da puta, que morra o quanto antes.

>>76334933
I missed the first half of Palm Trees' match. Did they miss another fucking penalty?

>>76335855
yes

kek

this team is shite

>>76335963
Un-fucking-believable. Why do I support this team again?

>>76335998
At least the penalties are on your side, lad

>Manga out
>Kelvin still playing

>Go buy more beber
>Come back
>Thalles playing
REEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEE

I'm starting to think that Palmeiras is playing a MMA match, not a football one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-umXVL4aew

Brasileirão in one video

>>76336616
Oh fuck you. Both teams are fouling like idiots.

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>>76336436
sometimes MM is kinda incoherent

Will someone tell Fernando Prass to retire already? Lucky bastard.

>>76336902
End this shit meme.

DORIVAL IS KILL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DORIVAL OUT

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today football died a little

>VASCO
LOL

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>palmeiras

Wew, that could've gone better.
Still, I expected that loss already. Home against Corinthians is the real deal.

>the most boring 0-0 of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0cGt5-69k

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>w-we going to win against Gremio away
>muh manga
>muh 4-3
TOP KEK

Rogério Ceni?

More like Rogério Senil lmao

Vasco's boipussi wasn't raped, that was tender love.

They're not going to get relegated.

>Palmeiras
kek

>>76337497
He's getting sacked today along with Dorival.

>>76337518
who's gonna have the balls to sack him?

>>76337518
It won't happen lol

>>76337518
MAYBE NOT

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>>76337518
>tfw to inflewntial 2 get sacked

Quick question.

Why are we all speaking English? There's only BRs here.

>>76337840
i'm practicing the language

>>76337840
why are you asking that in english?

>>76337940
Why are you replying to me in English?

>>76337976
just keeping the flow man

>>76337999 (checked)
Therein lies your answer.

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>that assist
wtf i love overpriced argentine players now

>>76338256
Is there a more overrated team?

>>76337840
I've been speaking more english than portuguese on the internet for like 6 or 7 years now, I just got too used to it and it's kind of more comfortable at this point.

>>76338288
Palmaymayras

>>76338393
>tfw watch way more anglo porn than brazilian and have no idea how to dirty talk in portuguese properly during sex

>>76338514
>implying you have sex

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>>76337506
>dat sex you only do with your gf

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>cu-zero

Dude plane lmao

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You now remember Miguel Ángel Borges

>>76339574
>10000x10000
Nigger.

rememember the 71 la'

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Is chape the /brg/ version of Leicester?

>>76339846
Not really, but it'd be cool. I'd be happy if they won.

t. Palmeirense

>>76338514
i-im here too

lel >>76339870
meant for >>76338393

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tfw picked Sport to follow

>>76339887
Sport is based

>>76339900 (checked)
t. Pernambucano

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>>76339916
CUTE! CUTE! CU--
>Ritsu in a criminal scum shirt
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Palmeiras confirmed for best squad
#RESPECT

http://app.globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/brasileirao-serie-a/guia/avaliacao-de-elencos-brasileirao-2017/

>>76339934
It fits, Ritsu is kind of a "maloqueira".

>>76339963
Yes, but on the other hand, do you want to see Corinthians anywhere at all, ever? I don't.

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>>76339900

I do like them. Missed today's game but they showed a lot of effort against Botafogo despite losing.

>>76339956
And yet >we drew a nil-fucking-nil with Atlético Mineiro whilst playing shite football.

>>76339973
Just don't look at the g4 then

>>76340062
Don't remind me. I can already see them winning the league this year and that depresses me deeply.

>>76339990
Alt. Memeiro is the second best team, no shame in a draw against them. There is shame in playing like shit, tho.

>>76339974
>>76339887
GET READY TO GET WRECKED

>>76340070
>second best team
You are aware that both Palm Trees and Memeiro are in the bottom half of the table and have played unimpressive football so far, yes?

>>76340095
>b-but muh robinho and le black dancing centre-back who plays as a striker whenever he wants fucking up the defensive line leaving two defenders with no pace doing what he was supposed to do

>>76340095
Oh, I'm aware of that. I meant that Alt. Memeiro is the second team on that ranking >>76339956 which you responded to.

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bump

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worst deal ever?

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>>76343768
kek

One of you Hues told me to follow Bahia in one of these threads a few years ago and now I feel i'm stuck with them.

How fucked am I?
Go bay my cum

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>>76343768
not even the worst Palmeiras-Grêmio deal
>Barcão for 3 literally whos + leandrinho CNH
>Marcelo Moreno was in the deal but refused to sign with them

>>76343943
>How fucked am I?
Very much, you chose to support one of those lower-table teams that get relegated every other season. It's frustrating when you live in their city and are stuck with them from birth, I can't see how anyone could do it with a team from another continent.

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>>76343804
*dominates the colombian league*
*scores easy tap-ins in Libertadores*
now it's your turn Barrios huh

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*block your path*

You lost bro?

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>tfw no early kick-off in next round
is two league matches a week a norm?

>>76349227
in brazil, yes.. they usually happen on wed-thu (midweek round) and sat-sun-mon (weekend round)

as far as google tells me, this round will have a game almost every day of the week

>>76343943
Bahia is a regional powerhouse. They won the "Northeast Cup" (a.k.a. Lampions League) and were runner-ups on their state championship. But on a national level they always stay mid-to-lower table.

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bump

Good morning brs

Rich team: Palmeiras (think of Manchester City)
Good guys: Corinthians (Manchester United)
LGBTQWERTYU: São Paulo (Liverpool)

>>76352618
>Good guys
>Corinthians
LOL

>>76352651
>Corinthians
>Not good guys

Next you will say Real are not good guys either.

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>>76343943
Brazilian Northeast is more or less like Southern Italy, Asiatic Russia or Eastern Germany and Bahia is the biggest club from whole region.

Bahia is more or less like Napoli, but with nobody like Maradona (for while)

Also,
Go Bay My Cum

>>76352618
São Paulo=Arse
Corinthians=Liberpoo
Santos=Tottenham
Palmemeiras=Chel-sea

>>76352562
how come cassio won this comparison if cech even has more stars

>>76352618
Flamengo are Man U. Who aren't good guys anyway. Corinthians is the most evil club.

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>>76352618
We are the only good guys here, senpai.
Also, we have the best meme coach.

just checked
our white guys Gremio won again

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>>76327951
>tfw no sjw haircut gf

>>76352744
Chape = Leicester

What happened to Santos lads, where do they spend all their moneys

>>76355294
>they usually spend moni on the U-somethings and on their stadium maintenance

>>76354917
c'mon, Mohandas, it's better this way.

Also, checked
>1x7

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>>76355294
They must have been:
1) paying debnts;
2) stealing the monies from overhyped player sales.

>>76355609
>2014

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>>76356280
Ya see, that's what is wrong with this country. People like you are unable to see things in a wider perspective, and can't into long term planning. We are doomed.

Copa Do Brazil quarter finals are now defined

>Flamengo x Santos
>Alt. Mineiro x Botafogo

>Palmeiras x Cruzeiro
>Gremio x Alt. Paranaense

Nice

>>76359096
>Flamengo x Botafogo on the semis

dis gon be gud

>>76359110
>Flamengo beating Santos
>Botafogo beating Memeiro
This doesn't look so likely to me

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>>76359161
>Santos is on a internal crisis
>Botafogo has a good history against Patético Mineiro

quite possible

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i kek'd

>Atletico Goianiense
Are they going to beat the record for lowest amount of points in a season? I don't remember the last time I saw a team so shit in Serie A.

>>76361149
And I wonder how dafuq Vasco managed to get behind them last year

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>>76352562
This picture turned to be right tho

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Bahia 3-0 Atlético Goianiense

Vinícius
Renê Júnior
Ferrareis

GO BAY MY CUM

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Who /BTFO/ here

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>>76361921
Bahia defenders doing 2 points with SG, Diego Souza will make me lose money

>cartola

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>>76361921
Actually kinda comfy

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I'm actually delighted for a guy who forgot to change his team for the second time in a row.

>>76354837
We're objectively the best team in Brazil right now.

Will be this thread around for round 5?

>>76355559
cmon Edson

>you will get to jizz on her face while screaming "check your privilege branco puta"

>>76327951

NEW BREAD
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