my kind of sport is actually tennis but it happens that all my

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my kind of sport is actually tennis but it happens that all my coworkers are football fans and it also happens that i'm spanish

so, after the weekend is finished, it's gonna be like "hey dude have you saw"

and I'm like... seriously, i hate this faggot so much

the only thing he does is that someone touches him by one centimeter, falls down like a girl, complains and maybe scores from advantageous positions like free kicks or penalties or he runs like a fucking horse and smacks the ball

Messi was the same piece of shit years ago: he had no force to smack the ball actually, never really complained about faults but what made him a piece of shit was 90% of goals being scored with no goalkeeper or by re-kicking a ball after another player missed and the keeper was on the floor already

and I'm like bitch please not this gay faggot being the hero again