>be manure
>have literally unlimited money due to copious amounts of customers
>bring in mouyes
>secure UCL 2018 spot
>zlatan ded
>desperately need a 9
>ouimann said hes staying at Atleti bc of transfer ban
>be TSUUUman
>fed up of shit madridistas
>constantly asking them for support instead of the shit treament he gets
>break every fucking goal scoring record there is at madrid
>finally wins the La Liga
>wins yet another decima
>wins the first doblete since the dinosaurs
please give me ONE REASON why this wont happen
>>76324059
His (personal) life belongs in Madrid. Put down the faso.
>>76324129
so the reason would be Badr Hari cant move to Manchester or any other place in bongistan he deems suitable? please.
>>76324179
That's just one of the reasons. He isn't discontent at Madrid, he likes to be where he's at. He's surrounded by one the two best teams in the world with world class players. He doesn't like Mourinho
Def not this season
because he's not a proper 9
If mou has a brain he will use martial/trashford as backup strikers, buy 2 more wingers rather than playing them there, sign a proper striker rather than spunking money on memes and a proper disciplined cm that can sit deep and recycle possession