I saw Ronaldo at a grocery store in the champions league final yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
u srs?
>>76316577
Wow what a jerk. I would've said something to him desu senpai, put him in his place you know.
>they don't know this is old copypasta
>>76316577
Abtsulutely disgraceful of him desu senpai
Should have said you're also a closeted Arab homosexual and he would have invited you to dinner
>15 milky bars
>not 15 decimas
you had one job
#respect
>>76317587
>getting reverse trolled
Wait unless you're trolling me... Fu
>>76316577
is this real?
>>76316577
wow what an arsehole.
>>76321771
yes, casillas really is that bad these days
>>76321795
he's literally the last guy i'd think would do that
>>76316577
>LEAF DOING LEAF THINGS
>>76322765
Actually he'd be like the 2nd or 3rd guy to do something like that. Behind Peyton Manning WHO has done this shit before.
wow
This story is actually originally about wonga
>>76328339
no its not
>>76316577
>he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word
I always lose it at this part