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https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/may/27/how-good-old-fashioned-shadow-play-has-helped-antonio-conte-light-up-chelsea

>“He (Alan Brown) kept a very strict ship. We’d go down to Seaburn beach and we’d be training in skins in January – I don’t think bibs had been invented then. He’d have us training till the water lapped in over our ankles. We had individual baths then – slipper baths we called them – and you’d end up two of you sharing one of them because nobody wanted to wait. We’d all race back to the ground and get straight in just to thaw out.”

Doesn't sound gay at all. Soccer is in fact the straightest sport there is.