i was that kid who run slowest and nobody actually wanted

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i was the manlet who was the goalkeeper

>>76289390
>>76289336
Samefag

I was the skinny but unathletic kid who couldn't do anything other than toe punt the ball really hard

I wasn't good at any sport.

>Those tryhard fucks who got angry over losing in stupid gym class

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>short kid
>coach always played me at shortstop or second base

>>76289336
i was the kid with visually unnoticable physical flaws which meant i was really shit at sports and running.
It also meant I hadn't really gotten into watching sports until I was 17.

>>76289390
>Not putting the fat kid in goal

>>76289336
>tfw awkward, new kid with low self esteem with no formal football experience
>kids on the team ruthlessly picked on me

The ultimate cruelty was I eventually made into the starting lineup and got cut the next week for grades ;_;

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>tfw I was the unathletic kid who always did the unglamorous jobs like passing and staying back on defense so that people didn't mind having me on their team

Just gotta find your role lads.

>not playing dirty and beating up normies who would complain to the teacher

I noticed no one was calling fouls in basketball. Big mistake on their part.

>>76289336
Was like that in middle school
Then in high school I suddenly grew up to ~6ft and became more athletic, I still wasn't very sociable though so my classmates usually picked their friends first before picking me

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>>76289701
>the fat kid who was terrible at everything and liked to make annoying noises or taunt people to distract them and make up for his lack of speed/skill
>who got injured at the slightest touch and ended up attracting the attention of every teacher/supervisor/parent in 100 miles to remind us to take it easy

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>>76289810
>that fat kid who plays way too hard to try to prove to everyone hes not a fat lazy blob

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>>76289336
I was the kid who was skinniest and manlet and was center back

>>76289982
did you at least humilate the pretty boy chad by nutmegging him?

>>76289336
i was the kid that ran like naruto

i was the kid who was really fast, athletic and had a good read on the game but turned into a retard when i had the ball

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>>76289995
No.

I got humiliated by Chad by being nutmegged by him.

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>fat kid that always surprised everyone with a skill move

>I was the socially awkward guy that was good

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>tfw the kid with some talent at all sports but not great at any

>>76290341
Why are you in Czechia, Higuain?

>tfw only white kid in my neighborhood, have shit handles and overplay defense in pick up games

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>tfw being good at ball sports but horribly suck at everything else

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>>76290531
At least you are good at something...

>best player on my team until 14
>late bloomer, others get stronger and taller
>still good but lazy and horrible cardio, completely exhausted after 15 mins
>retire

>comeback at 20, now 192cm and better shape
>play norwegian 6th division, feelsgoodman

>>76290624
when did you start metamorphosis from ice manlet to ice giant?

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>>76290360
I too know that feel, svennebanan.

I was the kid that would still pass it even if I was in front of an open goal

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i was that kid who was horrible at playing football but knew a lot about football, more than anybody else in class

>>76290624
Through high school, 16-19ish

>>76290712
It must be a terrible feeling to know what the correct play is, but simply not have the motor skills to perform it, right?

>>76289647
is it true american parents are retardedly competitive over their kid's games?

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I was the kid who was afraid of getting hit by the ball

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>try out for basketball team freshman year of highschool
>always the last one back on suicides
>jump shot from 6 ft out was trash
>3 pt game was nonexistant

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i was the kid who was the GOAT gk who everybody wanted in their team

I was the asthmatic kid

>>76290624
Do you have good stats in football manager?

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i was the kid who thought he was great but was actually shit

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>I was kid who played centreback and would just kick the ball really far but that was literally it

took all the corners too and the free kicks, accidentally scored once but acted like it was meant to be a shot. Quit when 15 because i got lazy and decided the ocean was better.

I was that kid who ran the entire match without tiring but couldn't shoot for shit

I was the kid who wouldn't wear shorts during PE because I was conscious of my hairy legs

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>the one faggot who took everything way too seriously and would yell at you for not giving a shit about a game in gym class vs. girls or 7th graders

>>76291050
Swimming Carnival must have had you in a jam my friend ahaha

>that kid who always brought a new ball when the old one got lost

What a loser lmao, kicked his balls onto the school's roof countless times, on purpose

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>>76290766

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>>76290978
>start training in martial arts
>think that i was a good fighter because i used to practice fighting with my friends in school using stuff i learned from youtube videos
>get my ass kicked in sparring

>>76289336
i always was picked last, until my colleagues realised that i was a good defender and than i was picked first, my school coach told me that i have potential to become a good central back but i was too lazi to attend the local footbal team trainings

>>76290810
this tbqh

>>76291079
I didn't even go

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>tfw muderball CB

i was the kid that would be a mega tryhard in goal, diving and tearing my clothes cause i sucked everywhere else and everyone sucked up to me calling me buffon and shit so i would never leave the goal

>>76291053
me

>>76289336
Athletic but couldn't do shit with ball besides pass. Defender forever

>>76290712
What are you doing in Indonesia, José?

>>76291446
Defender? What are you talking about, you're playing in midfield, Toni.

Morbidly obese but surprisingly agile GK here. Feels goodman.

>>76289982
u are me anon

>>76291446

>constantly force goalkicks since you are faster and stronger than any attacker
>from the resulting set piece, gk passes the ball directly to you
>you take a couple of steps forward and pop off a blooter on the opposing goal
>enjoy mires from qts

Best position desu

>that black kid who could dribble past 5 players but would rather smoke weed

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>i was the kid that would always play defence, be good at it, never get tired and annoy the shit out of le trick ponies

>that black refugee who was actually 25 but the managers made him pass as a 14 years old and basically killed anyone who tried to tackle him
Fuck you Turai Amadu, I hope you browse this place you Ivorian piece of shit

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>that kid who was GOAT at climbing walls and fences and could retrieve any lost ball

>>76291539
Midfield, but a Zero for attack, but pass is fun too desu

I was the skinny average height who actually tried to play GK because I liked it but lacked any arm strenght so I never blocked shit, still jumped like a cat though.
Played a game recently after years of only doing weights and despite not having any breath whatsoever, I actually play better.

The solution was so easy and I never saw it, that's one big regret.

>tfw wanted to play indoor footy but all my friends were basketball fags

>>76294243
>basketball fags
ugh
at least they weren't volley fags, volley is as bad as curling.

>>76294243
My condolences
>>76294264
Only volley worth playing, with girls at the beach

>>76294152
>>76294152
>that guinean piece of shit that was almost adult age, but went to school with 11 year olds and would wreck the shit out of us in sports

>>76289664
dont see how that's bad. kids playing in outfield were the ones that got screwed

>>76290768
yes

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I didnt really have friends in school but everybody picked me first because I was the best and ran fast

>>76289336
i was the fast defender who played murder ball

>not being good at sports

Lmao must feel shit not to be a genetic ausgod

Literally the only poor sportsmen in Australia are autistic or disabled. Pathetic.

>>76294484
Must be nice having that athleticism after years of running away from crocodiles.

>that kid who was a poaching piece of shit but also had a mean shot

>>76294484
nice meme faggot

I was that slow kid with good positional awareness. Only played defensive midfield.
Stopped playing once I couldn't make up for my lack of athleticism by standing in the right spot any more.

>>76289336
I was that kid who was pretty good at almost every sport I played. Nothing amazing, of course, but I walked onto varsity baseball, soccer*, lacrosse, and cross country at varying points during HS.

My favorite was soccer. I had literally never played soccer in my entire life, but I knew I had good reflexes and decent height so I tried out for goalie and I made the team, and the starting lineup. We even won the Florida state championship.

>tfw popular at primary school
>always get picked around 2nd or 3rd
>play football every lunch break
>trading football stickers
>playing fifa or LMA manager with my friends after school

>start secondary school
>become a little faggot contrarian
>only care about video games and music
>want to get back into football at around 17/18
>no friends who are interested in football

>i was that kid who jacked off before every crabcock game in gym class
sorry lads

>playing footy with the lads
>guy 5 years older shows up and asks if he can play
>say yes because we dont want a free trip to the hospital
>dribles the whole team because everyone is scared to tackle him
>blast the keeper with a 463km/h ball
>everytime he goes for a shot the keeper runs away because hes a pussy

>>76295493
Not him, but everyone I know was atleast good at one sport.

Pretty you must be pretty shit if you were crap at everything.

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>the stocky manlet that was fast as fuck
>Hit 3's and played good defense on other point guard
>Usually picked 3-5

>Yfw always underestimated
>Yfw always the underdog

Just laugh when I get dunked on, everyone does too. Anyone that fouled me hard would catch hell rest of the game by both sides

>>76296084
kek this happened to often

older guy was usually a nigger or a chav

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>be a captain for once
>get to pick
>pick the best lad available
>he picks the rest of >my team

>>76294152
How old are you? I thought refugees were a recent thing.

>that extremely fat kid who was by far the best player in the whole school

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>>76289390
>manlet
>striker because im fast

feels good mang

>>76289390
Manlet goalies were stout, aggressive assholes who took command of the box back in my day. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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>>76289664
>shortstop
Tfw coach plays you at an important position.

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>good at sports
>shit at life

>>76297377
There are refugees since the beginning of the civ m8

>>76293909
>Taking long shots
Everyone on your team secretly resented your massive ego desu.

>>76297377
I'm 29 m8 but look at my flag, we've got refugees since the 80's.

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>tfw good at sports but never quite fit in with the normie jocks

>good at catching and passing the football
>often wide open in the end zone
>no one passed to me because I picked my nose
Wish I weren't such an autistic child.

>>76297825
this

I was the best of the kids who sucked.

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>that kid nobody could go through so everyone avoided his side of pitch leaving him open for counter attacks
all me lads