>try node after years of django use >it just werks :^)

is an node a athlete

>Node
>Django

If you're not using ASP.NET get the FUCK out

>>76283691
winfags need not respond

>>76283714
I do it on Mono w/ Apache you mong

i know i said i wanted more relaxed moderation but this is literally /g/ in /sp/

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>>76283795
Brainlet

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>>76283659
Try TSU

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>76283826
I already develop with tsu.js

>>76283834
Good to see another enTSUsiastic

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as "the only real Dev language" is in fact, the Node.JS runtime environment or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Node+JS. Node is not a language unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning JavaScript runtime made useful by the JavaScript core syntax, parser utilities and vital language components comprising a full Dev language as defined by Alan Turing and his great descendant Steve Jobs.

Many computer users run a modified version of the Node runtime in their browsers every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of JavaScript which is widely used on servers today is often simply called "Node.JS" and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the JavaScript language, developed by Netscape. There really is a Node, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the Dev language they use.

Node is the runtime, the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the JavaScript commands that you run. The runtime is an essential part of a Dev language, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete Dev language. Node is used in combination with the JavaScript programming language: the whole system is basically JavaScript with Node added, or Node.JS. This so-called "only real Dev language" is really just a distribution of JavaScript.

>>76283659

How the fuck is this sports? What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>76284479
Brainlet

>>76283691
>ASP.NET
>not writing react/redux and using AWS buckets

fuck off pajeet

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Is an developer an athlete?

>>76284533
>AWS

Sorry, I'm a Trump supporter so I don't support the Washington Post

>>76283809
>>76284488
>coding is only for clever people
fucking lmao, this is the best meme

>>76283659
>he fell for the cs meme

>>76284429
>/g/ """"""""""humour""""""""""""

>>76284706
>you have to study CS to work in computers

I studied maths but when American firms are offering $140k a year plus benefits to me as a 22 yr old then I've got little incentive to say no

>>76284539
Is shilling for Win10 a sport?

Is this the shitposting thread?

If so, i need help guys. I got a girl in bed today but just as I was about to put the ol' condom on my erection disappeared and I couldn't get hard anymore.

What do

>>76285218
this some TU Delft level flex

>>76285218
stop watching porn, it gives you unreal expectations
and be relaxed, you probably couldnt get it hard because of the nerves. its like peeing, you cant do it if someone is pushing you to do it

its either that or you have ED