One of these men has just purchased your favorite sports team.

Jeb! is the steady hand at the wheel >we need. Already seen W cuck the Rangers. And Dzhlumbphf would probably have us bankrupt before the season started by building himself a gold skybox

George Bush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvknGT8W5jA

Definitely the bush bros. Trump would do what mods and janitors did to /sp/ and claim that it's better. You know this to be true

George Bush is a top lad so him

Tough choice:
>trumps becomes owner, trashes comissioner and rules while abusing all loopholes, gets slapped with hefty fine, goest to court and wins/hurts reputation of comissioner
>ramps up unhappy fans and starts campaigning to remove said comissioner and take his place
>doest it and becomes first non jewish (formally) comissioner and calls Hillary to tease her about glass ceiling
>lefty /sp/ is mad as fuck
>starts reversing pussy rules, groupies are more naked, talks everybody into making recover peds more acceptable while strictly policing heavy enhancing stuff
>that makes any sport x10 better while all normies and fags hate him and stop watching
>memes, trashtalking, giant egos, betrayal and other drama non stop
>basically a paradise for any anon fan
Vs
>i'm at my rancho but you boys play well ok? family
>just another faceless owner who rakes money and isn't involved enough or smart for anything good to happen to fanbase
Chicken or egg tier. Unsolvable.

Trump killed the USFL

I'd take based Trump

who is the mid guy?

>>76243821
can drumpf even play sports?
dubya sure can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjGcCI9ByWw

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>>76244975

Bush

>>76243821
Trump. High energy.

>>76243821
Well the Bush family where the biggest drug dealers in the world....so Trump.

>>76244975
>tfw throwing from the mound

real nigga detected

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>>76244970
>you don't remember
>I'll never forget

I feel like Trump would run a sports team almost identically to Jim Dolan

>>76245201

Google the New Jersey Generals.

>>76243821

YEB! for the memes.

>What DID you mean by slow and steady?
>Why are you fond of turtles?

>>76243866
the biggest con this man pulled was convince the world he was stupid

>>76243821
Trump will make the team a circus, I don't want unnecessary attention on my team.

I like Jeb but he is, you know, Jeb.

So W., I actually think he could be competent, and wasn't he owner or something of the Rangers? Did he do a good job?

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>>76244975
>first game after 9/11
>nigga berrys it

>>76243821
Jeb! Every year is a rebuilding year. Just like the browns. Slow and steady wins the race.

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>>76243821
>Dubya and Jeb! owning the Dallas Cowboys

The team would be horrible but the butthurt and tears and memes would almost be worth it.