if ancelotti gets /exposed/ and they win the bundes next season,

POO

>>76236145
HUE

Have you heard about red bull austriak conquering champions league? XD

won't happen

leipzig will land in the midfield of the table next season

screencap this

>>76236499
I don't know, i think they will make it into the top 6.

I think they will fail miserably in the Champions League though.

>>76236134

Bayern already got exposed. It has nothing to do withe Ancelotti. If anything, Poop managed to make a great team out of a mediocre bunch of players.

Leipzig will win the Bundes next season.

>>76236499

>when he has an extra chromosome

>>76236499
yes

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Hello. Is this /bundes/?

>>76242442
bundes already died today

>>76242462
How sad :( Was it atleast somewhat active?

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hmmmmmm......

>>76236134
How about you stop exposing your cheeks in public places?

>>76242594
These things are always so fucking stupid, since they usually include players the team bought from another team in the first place.

>>76242442
yes but shhhhhh

>>76242518
was on autosage from the start so not really

>>76242594
>Tremmel: 250 Tsd
>Weigl: 23 Mio

ebin

If this was Danish football, FC Bayern would now absorb 1860 and use their first team as a reserve team.

>>76243077
did something like this ever happened bfore? One club absorbing their arch enemys?

>>76236644

> Poop managed to make a great team out of a mediocre bunch of players.

you meming, right?

>>76243102
Plenty of clubs that are pretty recent mergers of loads of smaller clubs in the same city.
Randers Freja was the big club in Randers and they absorbed the smaller o es not too long ago.

We've had mergers between local rivals like Ikast and Herning becoming Midtjylland, Köge+Herfölge and Vejle+Kolding for a while.

I guess it's mainly been rivals more than arch enemies. Not really any city other than Copenhagen big enough to have two successfull clubs, so it's always one big club swallowing a bunch of tiny ones.

>>76242933
I don't get it

>>76243169
I just learned something today. thanks

>>76243169
If that happened in England people would literally fucking riot. It's happened to some non-league clubs within the last few decades that went on to rise into the league, but if they tried to do it, for example, in Sheffield or Bristol then you'd see heads on poles in the street.

>>76243361
Well this is a country where a relegation playoff semifinal fills a stadium one third full.
FC Midtjylland is like if Forest and Derby merged. FC Copenhagen could be like Arsenal and Watford.
Clubs even change their names without merging. If we transplanted Danish football cuæture to England, Villa would have changed name to FC Midlands to attract bigger regional sponsors, and Bournemouth would be FC South Coast for the same reason.
People don't really care about football all that much here outside of a few hundred hooligans.

>>76243428
Makes sense. So it's probably like if the teams in our basketball league or some shit starts merging and changing names. No one cares about it so no one would complain.

Most of our football teams did merge and change names at one point, but that was well over 100 years ago when that sort of thing pretty much stopped happening. No one would ever do it now.

Express: Köln could switch from Erima to Kappa in 2018.

>>76243559
Yeah, FC Copenhagen was founded in like 1992 and they feel like an ancient, traditional club by now.

>>76243626
I always liked Erima desu

good night

>>76243169
Dortmund absorbs Schalke if this post contains double digits

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>>76244288
wew

>>76244288
Oh shi-

>>76244288
Panama at it again

>>76236644

>Poop managed to make a great team out of a mediocre bunch of players.

pep ruined bayern you fucking retard

Augsburg and Ingolstadt would be prime merger material if this was Denmark.
I can't even handle that NRW map, oh boy.

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>>76244288

Would it be Schortmund or Dalke?

>>76244352
>pep ruined bayern you fucking retard
Don't believe anything you read on here. Heynckes buyern where superior imo, but Peps buyern where far from being ruined.

Shartmund 13

>>76244370
If you have some spare time, try to make a 10 team BuLi with merged football clubs

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>>76244372
Borussia Schalke?

>>76244391
>not Shartmund 69

you had one job

>>76244404
04 + 09 = 13
So uhh

>>76244392
I'll make one tomorrow

>>76244410
05 would be more realistic in that scenario tho. since I doubt the >schalke effect would make an addition to dortmund really

>>76244421
okay

>>76244513
Okay I came up with three scenarios that would be entirely plausible in Denmark. Can't be bothered making more I think.

FC Berlin (Hertha + Union fully merged)

FC Bayern München (1860 have been absorbed fully by FC Bayern. A new 1860 has been founded by some of their former fans and exist in the lower regional leagues)

FC Mittelbayern (Ingolstadt + Augsburg. Mittelbayern holds the pro license, but both clubs still exist separately at the amateur level)

>>76244575
interesting. maybe tomorrow you're in the mood to make soem more.
I think that I'm going to sleep now

>>76236499
>>76240958

t. butthurt buyern customers

>>76243102
The two clubs in ingolstadt were rivals and merged in 2004 (mtv and esv Ingolstadt)
That's why they don't have many fans, people who liked either of the two disliked the other, thus hating the product

>>76247607
why are you awake?

interesting storie tho. ty

/bundes/

Is this the official /bundes/ ?

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>>76250836
late night laundry my dude?

>>76250836
no

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>>76250947
it will be autosaged soon enough Hans-san. it is /bundes/

>>76250973
bundes sdr says it isn't

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>>76251131
I think that this claim requires a source.

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>>76236134
>if ancelotti gets /exposed/

>ancelotti
>if

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>>76251157

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>>76251216
>not inviting the best shitposter to the bundes irc

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>>76251272
>falling for the bundes irc meme

gooooooooooooooooooooooood merning

>>76251343
i will spoil the tabelle for next year

Bauern
BVB
RBL
Schalke
koln
Leverkusen
Wolfsburg
Gladbach
Hoppenheim
Augsburg
Freiburg
Stuttgart
HSV
Mainz
Frankfurt
Berlin
Werder
Hannover

>>76251395
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerddd meeeerning <3

>>76251414
>BVB second
>Werder 17.
"no"

>>76251414
Oh wait, >Schalke that high is even more egregious.

*pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts*

>Dirtmound cutting off Tuchel without even having a new coach lined up and losing Obama
>Summer didn't even start yet

Is this finally the end of Reddit FC Germany edition?

>>76252870
would be nice desu. But it also would reduce the chance of ever seeing another BuLi champion than Buyern.

>another BuLi champion than Buyern
rasenballsport 2018/19

>Wie „Sky Sport News HD“ am Donnerstagmorgen in Berufung auf eigene Quellen meldet, hat sich Europa League-Teilnehmer Hertha BSC im Poker um Leipzig-Angreifer Davie Selke durchgesetzt. Demnach steht der 22-Jährige unmittelbar vor einem Wechsel an die Spree, die Unterschrift unter einen Fünfjahres-Vertrag soll bereits im Laufe des Donnerstags erfolgen.

>>76252997
Not when Buyern buy Werner and Keita next year.

lads how do we fix eintracht?

>>76253012
get them a better medical department and a deeper squad. The system they played was heavily reliant on Vallejo and especially Hasebe. No wonder they imploded once these two got injured.

>>76253012
pretty sure they'll manage to get promoted to the regionalliga next season

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Union have signed Marc Torrejón to help them in their relegation fight next season.

Bayern want Willy Sagnol as assman. How will the black players feel about that?

>assman
lewd

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Is the CL final always this late in the season?
Feels like ages ago the major leagues ended except for the relegation playoff.

>>76253045
Weird decision desu. He should've stayed at Freiburg.

>Dumbmark

Honestly, I can see them turning to shit quickly should they lose a few key players. Their squad is also not good enough for the Doppelbelastung.

>>76253045
I really really like the map in the background

true

>>76253085
Leipzig will finish 6th or 7th next season.

season ticket with CL is 755€ by the way

BILD:
Major shakeup to come at Wolfsburg.
Out: Ricardo Rodriguez to Milan, Luiz Gustaffo to Inter, Benaglio to Basel, Vieirinha to PAOK, Kuba to Wisla Krakow.

In: Landry Dimata (Oostende), William (Porto Alegre)

>>76244372
Shart-mund

Der ehemalige Fußball-Nationalspieler Carsten Jancker (42) wird neuer Trainer beim österreichischen Zweitliga-Absteiger SV Horn.

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>>76253045
He looks like he got too many chromosomes.

>>76253124
you smell nice.jpg

Preis für die behämmertste Stadionumbenennung: Westfalia Herne spielt nächste Saison im "German Flavours Park" (Aromen für E-Zigaretten)

>>76253136
>Trolli-Arena
>Playmobil-Stadion
way more retarded

>>76253136
wew

>>76253153
Playmobil-Stadion sounds goat though

>>76253002
Good transfer if Dardai manages to control Selke

>>76253198
How does one "control" a simply bad player?
Selke is just not good enough to play 1. Bundesliga football.

>>76253105
Wolfsburg again selling some of their best players and buying two random niggers who will fail to deliver any of the promise they had. Yeah, looks like relegation will be unavoidable next season without Ingolstadt and Darmstadt as a buffer.

>Dirtmund

>>76253207
No, if he feels comfortable he could actually do well desu

>>76253231
Read: If he gets pampered and gets playing time despite playing badly, he'll eventually have some good games.

>>76253153
>Playmobil-Stadion
doesn't exist anymore iirc

>>76253268
It became the Trolli-Arena. And the the Sportpark Ronhof Thomas Sommer.

>>76253279
REGIONALLIGA, WIR KOMMEN

>>76236499
>midfield of the table

>>76242594
literally who XI

BREAKING:
Fast rotating sound heard below Starnberg cemetery

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>>76253314
horrible post :(

>>76253070
it's a week after most cup finals

>>76253310
india doesn't play until sunday

>>76253357
rude frogposter

Also max meme kruse

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Matthias "Weltmeister" Ginter:

>>76253806
He's probably right though.

>>76253246
Exactly

>>76242594
That would not be a good team.

can't wait for a Red Bull™ team in every major league of the world
based Didi

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>>76236134

/lifelong/ here

What part of Leipzig are you guys from? Downtown Leipzig here.

Gytkjær confirms that he's leaving 1860.

It appears only six players have contracts for 3. Liga.

>>76254251
>not even using the current logo
ugh

>>76254271
I prefer that logo because it's more colourful, you fucking Dorftrottel

Go back to being a fucking Buyern customer

LANG LEBE LEIPZIG!

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>>76254148

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>>76236134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IfEiIYxidc

>>76253279
>aus rechtlichen und organisatorischen gründen

what did he mean by this?

>>76254370
>trying so hard
ugh

>Entscheidend für die BVB-Akteure war, dass sie den Sprengstoff rund um Tuchel aus dem Klub entfernt haben.
rmyt

>>76255107
>Sprengstoff

Allahu akbar

>>76253806
Is WAZ owned by Watzke or Watzke owned by WAZ?

>>76254417
I thought Ajax didnt buy old players

>>76253806
I just read this article claiming that Ginter was a huge critic of Tuchel and only played in the cup final because suddenly he sucked Tuchels dick ... don't these people watch football? Ginter played ALL the time since Tuchel came to the club and he sucked all the time, too. He even displaced Sokratis (who actualy hates Tuchel) for a while.

>>76251414
how very expectable and simply not going to happen

>>76255235
they needed a replacement for Dolberg asap

>>76255235
When they can get someone like Hunter it's pretty much a no-brainer. They can't all be teenagers. Same when they got Schöne on a free a few years ago.
Plus, Dolberg turned out to be shit.

>>76255323
No they don't watch football, they just make shit up. The whole press coverage is basically 100 %useless except for actual proven quotes.

Christian Gytkjær has been released by 1860 München.
They paid €3m for him in January.

>>76255448
this motto is still the dumbest thing ever

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>>76255474
Yes

>>76255479
post in >>76254455 for (You)s

>>76255479
kek

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Went to Müller today (pic related)

>>76254251
Connewitz

>>76255501
No there's already a post about it

>>76255524
Good picture, thanks.

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Darmstadt have signed goalkeeper Joël Mall from Grasshopper Club Zürich on a contract until 2019.

>>76255716
>Stritzel
>Mall

whats wrong with Heuer Fernandes tho?

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76255802
what do you want

>>76255788

DHF = manlet

>>76255524
Someone should replace "preis laut Auszeichnung" with somethinh funny.

>>76255524
>RB merchandise
Ossi detected.

>>76256031
tell me something funny

>>76256060
can't think of something

>>76255802
ello

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>>76256067

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>>76256157

>>76256060
"only for customers" or something like this

>>76256157
MIA SAN BESCHISSEN WORDEN

>>76256157
good. But I think there is some more potential to it.
Maybe I have some ideas when I return drunk this evening :^)

>>76256194
okay good luck on your journey

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looks like shit but who cares

*shrug*

>Tim Golley
looks like an ALG II lad

>Jena will be back in the DDR Oberliga soon
>Halle
>Magdeburg
>Erfurt
>Rostock
>Zwickau
>Chemnitz

based

>scheiß DFB
b a s e d

TIME FOR A SWEATFEST

>>76257327
I'm going to start a twitter account where I post pictures of guys angling their arms to get their watch in the shot.

J E N A

>>76257579
okay

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What can Hannover do next season?

>>76258870
Get relegated

>>76258870
Decent first XI, but they're probably still going to fight against relegation.

>>76257579
Link?

>>76236134
There'll be mass suicide in jerryland because they love their one club league and HATE the idea of a small, hardworking club becoming successful. It goes against everything they stand for as a race.

brb, time for dinner

>>76243361
No and no.

Why are brits so lazy when it comes to shitposting? Step your game senpais

>>76259853
Haven't got around to it yet

>>76260001
okay.

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>>76257579
I would like to have sex with this young lady, if you can catch my drift. ;-----DDDD

>Willy Sagnol ist als Co-Trainer bei Rekordmeister Bayern München im Gespräch. Nach Informationen des TV-Senders „Sky Sport News HD“ soll der Verein dem 40 Jahre alten Franzosen ein Angebot unterbreitet haben. Die Bayern suchen für Carlo Ancelotti einen Assistenten. Diese Rolle hatten in den vergangenen fünf Monaten Ancelottis Sohn Davide übernommen.
So is it just about Ancelotti getting a buyern board approved watchdog?

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>>76260029

>>76260036
is there something similar for other top leagues? those numbers seem huge af

>>76260036
>Snuderland is getting more TV money than Buyern.
If I hear one more brit rambling about muh evil foreigners ruining football with with their money I'm going to puke.

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>>76260060
FICKI FICKI!

>>76260036
no wonder more than half of those clubs refuse to play football due to fear of missing out on that heist

>>76260070
I don't think so

>>76260036
>a shitter like boro earned nearly 100 million pounds for playing like shit all season
Fucking wew

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>>76260070

Oh fuck off I forgot about the darts

RUDE!

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where did it all go so horribly wrong?

man that switzerland friendly is boring as shit

>>76260166
How come poor little Liepzig get so little?

I thought they were the big bad ruining kraut footy with their money?

>>76260560
>arabs

not even once

>>76260613
No, it's because their new to the Buli.

>>76260632
Not a very fair system.

Why are you always trying to keep the little guys down, Gunter?

>>76260650
Why? The longer and the more sucessfull you are in the league the more money you get. Or why should the DFL reward failures and give 1860 the same amount of money that buyern gets?
It's Gunther btw.

>>76260539
Sorry!

>>76260690
To create an actual competition.

>>76260785
Agreed. But it's not like other money distribution models are better and the only reason british clubs have a somewhat realistic chance of attacking the top 4 clubs in their league, is because they're standing at the end of the food chain.

25% of VfB Stuttgart will be converted to a publicly traded company.
The club expects to secure around €100m, of which Daimler have comitted to €40m.

>>76260780
mmmhhhmmmm

>>76260560
When they let themselves get bent over and let Ismaik in.

L'Equipe: Arsenal have offered Monaco €100m for Mbappé

>>76260920
>Wenger spending silly amounts of money on a player
highly unlikely desu

And I don't think that going to arsenal would be the right career choice for Mbappe. Wenger lost his mojo years ago and from what one can gather as an outsider, he seems to be 10 years behind when it comes to tactic and coaching.
t. memeverlagerungs autist.

>>76260904
yeah

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>>76260560
the day based lorant left

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>>76261082
Based Lorant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6-2RCHCs4c

>>76261048
>wenger stays while big fox of tactics tuchel has to go

really makes you think

>>76261142
Tuchel is an asshole and his coaching skill didn't offset it enough.

>>76261142
meaks me crie everytiem ;_;

>>76261188
get off the internet aki

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>>76261188
From what I've heard and read, I wouldn't identify him as an asshole. He seems to be just too autistic to always find the right tone in coach-to-player/human relationships.
Do you think thát he browses 4chan?

>>76261253
*He just seems to be too autistic

>>76261121
try comparing that with the current bundes coaches. only one that could even come remotely close would maybe streich. other than that a bunch of lame ass pussys

>>76261295
Yeah those were different times :(
The weird thing about it is, that as far as I can remember, people always saw Lorant as a bigmouthed asshole, but no one thought that how he behaved was wrong by default. It was just one aspect of football culture. Nowadays he wouldn't last one day without getting fired and probably having somekind of lawsuit in the aftermath.

>>76261503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE04nsuHMQY

was thinking about this thing about roger schmidt not too long ago. people are too easily offended these days

>>76261600

>people are too easily offended these days

Corporations dont want to damage their image. Thats the problem.

>>76261600
interesting video

>>76261755
Yeah I agree

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How did Kemme score so many goals? I thought she played at left back

>>76244421
and?

>>76261840
Idk. Maybe the played with a back 3, with her being an attacking minded winger.

>>76261872
Apart from my three examples it's just too difficult.
You can't just say Mainz+Frankfurt because they are close to each other. It takes very detailed knowledge of German culture, history and politics, which I just don't posses in a sufficient degree.

When Farum Boldklub changes its name to FC Nordsjælland, is that the same as Leipzig changing its name to FC Sachsen? I can't tell, really.

>>76261969
I understand

I fucking hate my own league, RasenBallsport Leipzig, please save this shit

good night

>>76260885
Who can realistically stop them now?

Make a new thread shitlords

>>76266109
no

How do shareholders feel about Tuchel leaving?

>>76268219
Tuchel almost destroyed the club, they kicked him out before nothing was left to salvage

>>76268742
'no;

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning

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>>76272975
'elloho

>>76268219
Not a shareholder, but I'm still gutted.

>>76253918
It would be a good team

>Borussia Mönchengladbach ist nach dem Abgang von Mittelfeldsspieler Mahmoud Dahoud in Richtung Dortmund weiter auf der Suche nach einem passenden Ersatz: Wie mehrere Medien am Freitag übereinstimmend berichten, soll Wolfsburgs Maximilian Arnold aktuell heißer Kandidat bei den Fohlen und deren Sportdirektor Max Eberl sein
Would be a decent replacement imo.

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>Wie die französische „L'Equipe“ am Freitag in Berufung auf eigene Informationen berichtet, hat Borussia Dortmund bei der Suche nach einem Nachfolger für den entlassenen Thomas Tuchel Einigung mit dem Niederländer Giovanni van Bronckhorst erzielt. Der 42-Jährige hatte mit Feyenoord Rotterdam in der abgelaufenen Spielzeit die Meisterschaft in der Eredivisie geholt, besitzt dort jedoch noch Vertrag bis 2019.
wew

>>76273200
and since Wolfsburg kills talent it would be good to get him away from there

>>76273289
yes

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I want to murder everyone involved in this

>>76273251
this isn't an improvement

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Magdeburg-Profi Jan Löhmannsröben (26) feierte mit Kumpels den Saison-Abschluss der 3. Liga am Ballermann – blöderweise war wohl etwas viel Alkohol im Spiel. Denn im Party-Rausch verlor der Kicker alle Hemmungen. Und die Klamotten!
Löhmannsröben tanzte mit runtergelassener Vereins-Hose auf dem Tisch – präsentierte sein bestes Stück stolz dem Party-Volk. Jetzt tauchten im Internet Fotos und ein Video der wilden Feier auf.

>>76273526
l-lewd

>>76273526
I've been drunk quite a bit in my life but I never got naked with my mates. Am I doing something wrong or is it Löhmannsröben who is weird?

>>76273557
I have gone skinny dipping with friends when we were in a summerhouse, but getting naked in public like Löhmanssröben is a bit much and I don't think we missed out on anything by not doing it.

>>76273521
I know

>Ancellotti
>Exposed in the league

That happened a few times now

>>76273526
looks like he hasn't wiped his butt properly

>Hertha paid 8.5m for Selke

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>>76273557
I once bathed naked with a few friends at on of the nearby Baggerlochs. We all drank a few beer and smooked some weed. It was fun but nothing out of the ordinary.

>Sell De Bruyne for £20m
>He goes to City for £60m

>Sell Salah for £10m
>He's going to Liverpool for £40m

>Sell Lukaku for £28m
>He's probably going for >£70m

When will we accept chelsea are bad at transfers

>>76273621
I thought that was common knowledge.

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I'm off to work now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr5f6hpYxmE

> going from Tuchel to bosz or stöger

oh look, Bayern to win the Bundes again next year, who would have thought

BVB are managed so badly it's infuriating

>>76274660
read>>76273251

Are Dortmund finished? With Favre I think they would have at least gotten somebody who's a proven expert tactician despite being autistic to a fault (unlike the meme Tuchel) and who did a good job at his former clubs, now they will get some meme who is probably going to drive the whole "elite youth players are the future" thing against the wall.

>>76273616
*smoked

>>76274678
but muh Kicker claims otherwise

>>76273621
>Marko Marin
>Jeffrey Bruma
>Michael Mancienne
>Abdul Rahman Baba
The list goes on.
I thought everyone knew by now

>>76274699
hmmm. Then let's just wait and see

>Stöger
can't wait for these "6 man at the back" tactics against shit teams and Maxilimian Philipp as Auba replacement

whre did it go so wrong

> “echte Borussen“ fucking over Dortmund on and off the pitch

thank you based Schmelzer

>Watzke and Zord have known for over a year they can't take Tuchel no more
>Watzke prepared firing Tuchel via the media for months
>Now that Tuchel is fired they start searching for a manager and have no fucking clue
How bad have they fucked up? Was "We're gonna fire him when the season's' over and call Favre I'm sure he'll say yes" their master plan?

>>76274735
The EffZeh isn't the "defensive first" team they where 2-3 seasons ago, so please stop posting about stuff you obviously don't know a fuck about.

>>76274797
my dad is a köln fan so I actually know a lot about the team. they still are defensive as fuck, only near the end of the season did stöger stop overdoing it.

>having a gay dad
lmao

>>76236134
Thanks for the curry, stinkfist.

>>76274690
They want to have actual exciting derbys against schalke again and since schalke get get up again, they'll have to lower themselves.
Also fucking this >>76274776
Why do they not have a proper replacement already (like weeks ago), when they clearly knew they would fire Tuchel? Maybe Watzke has some kind of braintumor that makes him legit retarded and nobody noticed it.
Also fucking lmao at >>76273251 and the Stöger rumors. I like Stöger, but he never showded that he'd be able to be successful on an international level so far.

>>76274816
Well they still have a massive focus on stability, but that doesn't automatically implies that they play more defensive than other teams. Look at Hertha and "first half of the season" Frankfurt if you want to see "defense first" teams.
I really have too go to work now.

>>76274797
They still rely on a solid defence and hoofing the ball to the bbc a lot. It's not a bad thing for a club like Köln and it obviously works (1st promotion and now EL), but it really doesn't fit a club like Dortmund.

They'll react by jerking each other off and drinking each other's man-milk. That's how life is in Germany. Not even joking. I know. I went there once and sucked a lot of cock. A lot. They're total queers over there.

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>>76274924
can confirm

this remind me that i haven't sucked any dick today yet

>>76274660

>BVB are managed so badly it's infuriating

>beat Bayern twice out of 3 matches
>same CL stage as Bayern
>direct CL qualification
>won Pokal
>sold Hummels, Micky and Gündogan, yet retained same quality of squad
>got literally bombed
>no more exit clauses
>no more selling players to Bayern
>higher % of economic growth as a club compared to Bayern
>won the goal scorer trophy ahead of Bayern

If anything, Bayern is in for a turbulent season. I cant wait for the "WE DIDNT WANT SANCHES ANYWAYS" news.

>>76275005
and then they decided to sack their manager because he didn't fit it with their muh echte liebe corporate idenity

>Tuchel is an insufferable highly functioning autist
>but he does his job
>still fire him anyway

Is Watzke a cunt?

>>76275101

And? Bayern couldnt hold on to Guardiola and still did reasonably well in the Bundes (despite getting destroyed in the CL).

BVB will make it work.

>>76275005
Bayern could win the league without a manager and they will keep winning it easily without any problems whatsoever until Red Bull are ready, which will take at least 3 years. People should stop having any hope for the Bundes.

>>76275126

Leipzig will win the Bundes this coming season.

Every year when a team showed great promise, Bayern bought them apart. Similar to Süle and Rudy going to Bayern after arguably the best season of Hoppenheim since the Ibisevic days. Bayern cant do that with RedBull. Leipzig will continue to get better and better without the threat of hemorrhaging players to Buyern.

>>76275152
Redbull can't win the Bundes. If they do I might have to start watching eplel, which is arguably worse.

>>76275344

>Redbull can't win the Bundes.

They almost did, after getting promoted in their first season. Buyern lost key players and wont get any qualitative upgrades like Sanches.

>>76275380
Dude but the eplel. Have you seen that shit? It's a bunch of pacey blacks running around like headless chicken.

>dirtmund shareholders
baka

>>76275487

And yet its a better league than the Bundeslel both financially and in sports.

>sechzig

1860-Zwangsabstieg besiegelt: Die Verhandlungen zwischen Investor Hasan Ismaik und den Löwen sind gescheitert.

>>76276704
rip

would germans think less of me if i supported leipzig?

>>76276778
most Germans think about football once every four years when the world cup is on
so, no

>>76276851
>most Germans think about football once every four years when the world cup is on
You should get out of your basement every once in a while, Otto.

Holy shit, >the city of 60, Traditionsfags eternally btfo!

>>76276908
>arab sugardaddy
They were just another SAP Hoppelheim/RedBull Obersalzberg/VW Golfsburg

Tradition won today.

>>76276875
not many women in your life Jan-Philipp?

>>76276966
They had some significant history, though.

>>76276941
Does this mean Paderborn is Happyborn today?

>>76277474
Good question

hallo und guten morgen!

>>76236499
>midfield of the table next season

>einem kanacken vertrauen
lamoing hard @ 1860

>>76276778

Not at all. Leipzig is a project which has been carefully planned from the start with very few "big purchases" and alot of focus on great staff and scouting. Furthermore they are in the BL to stay and will challenge Buyern in the long run. Lastly its refreshing to see an Eastern German city have a club in the Bundes.

And before others start calling RBL a plastic club, remember that Bayern is owned by Adidas/Audi/Telekom/Allianz/Unicredit...

i feel as though Leipzig (or perhaps a larger joined Berlin club) should be represented in European competitions regardless of where they finish next season a lot more than others such as leverkusen, dortmund, schalke, etc.

>>76278441
Yeah, it's insane to me that we don't make sure to give the clubs in big cities better conditions.
The CL could have ~eight spots reserved for the biggest cities that haven't qualified on their own.

Of course, the biggest issue is in the domestic leagues. Why not promote the bigger cities over small dorfs?
Quotas, minimum stadium attendance rules etc.

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>>76277616
pretty shit desu. got some kinda flu since tuesday and spent last night on the toilet. went home 4 hours earlier from work today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVCi65qD1zw

>"SCHEISS AUF DEN SCHEICH SCHEISS AUF SEIN GELD"

lmao

>>76243077
Munich would implode if something like that happens

Hoeneß would rather go back to jail than merging with 1860

>>76279228
Would be nice with some drama, would it not

FC Bayern already saved Borussia Dortmund. I think it's time for them to step up and selflessly rescue a football club again.

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Who /RasenBallsport Leipzig/ here?

>>76279362
how often does Bayern have to bail out 1860 before they learn how to run a company

Today I will make sure to watch the darts from the beginning.

I really feel like taking a shower right now, but just no motivation. It all went to shit when I didn't shop for groceries on my way back from work.

hehe i know that feeling

i just noticed that today is friday

Ajax have signed another Danish teenager.

odegard??

Ödegaard is Norwegian

how much did real get for him

I think they just loaned him to Heerenveen

The guy who went to Ajax is called Victor Jensen

odegard got a new name??

will odegaard play at the confed cup btw?

I refuse to post in this /poo/ndes

you just did

>>76278364
As much as I'm crtical of some aspects of the RBL project and I dislike Ossi attitude, I still agree with this post.

>animumark
you don't see this very often

Hello I'm back from work.

>1860
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