At what age is it no longer acceptable to allow your son to play

>>76224614
at the age of 18 when he is sent off to middle east to die in combat

>>76224614
4

>>76224628
United States of Thirdworldia completely and utterly btfo

>>76224628
kek

>>76224614
I laughed, good American banter for once

>>76224628
BTFO

wait no

Until they are ready to play american football and get concussions. They ain't going to need that brain anyway

>>76224614

I played till 8 before going to real sports.

>>76224885
how hard were the castings and which commercials did you end up in?

>>76224628
fpbp

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>>76224628
>Americans can fight and die in a foreign country from the age of 18

>cannot drink a beer until they're 21

explain this shit, amerisharts

>>76224614
correct answer is 0

it is better to not have children than allow them to grow up to imitate homosexual third worlders

I played until I was 12. I was really good too, I played in some pick up games with a bunch of the competitive team players. I played once there and I scored like 4 goals and the coach came up to me asking whether I wanted to join the team but it conflicted with basketball season so I told him to fuck off and that I only play real sports

>>76224927
Christianity

>>76224927
Stupid mothers in the 1980s didn't want to take responsibility parenting their kids' drunk driving so they had the federal government hold states hostage with highway money until they each raised it to 21

>>76224927
Not exactly true, I was in the US military, and it's your commander's discretion if he allows under 21's to drink alcohol while on base, obviously they can't go out to a bar and buy some, but some units will allow 18 years olds to drink in their barrracks rooms.

It's a very unlikely situation though since most units have frequent alcohol related incidents so no sane commander would ever give that order.

>>76224927
People didn't want to be responsible for their own actions and looked for scapegoats. You're seeing it with "online bullying" this generation

>>76224938
You could have made some decent money playing the sport. Instead you're shitposting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>76224927
christianity

>>76224987
>Can join the military at the age of 18
>Not allowed to engage in online bullying until 21

L A N D O F T H E F R E E

>>76224942
>>76225119
>a 2000-year old hippie is stopping americans from legally drinking before 21
wew

>>76224614
14 imho

>>76225220
jesus never said you shouldn't drink before being 21

I think the summer when you are 10 years old is the last reasonable age where you are allowed your wife's son to play soccer

Once that summer ends, middle school begins, and you definitely can't be some sort of soccer fag in middle school. That's social suicide.

Different for girls. They're allowed to play until university, unless they are fat then they can fuck off to softball

>>76224938
and since, you either grew up to 6'9, or you didn't and wasted your talent

>>76225119
>Can kill people (for Israel)
>Can't drink the fermented Jew for 3 more years
>"Guys it's Christianity"

Shouldn't you be on r/cuckold or somewhere?

>>76225233
I thought so too

>>76224614
35

Honestly, you should only play soccer until you can play Little League, so like age 4-10 soccer, then from 10-14 baseball, then in high school freshman year you better be out there for football tryouts or you're a fag and might as well join the art club or something.

>>76224614
real serious answer: as soon as your son can walk
there are barely any flaws in football for youths
also if you want him to be good at it, you must start very early, as brain/members neuron connections develop faster and more easily before 13 yo
some would be worried about headers, but young players don't play in the air before 14-15 (because the field is too small and they can't raise balls easily anyway, they don't even have the idea to do it)

>>76224628
based argie

>>76225301

art club is gay, better join drama club for that easy pussy

My sons will only play baseball, hockey, and/or wrestling.

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>>76224655
>>76224927
OER THAA LAND OF THAAAAA FREEEEEEEEE

AND THE HOME OF THAAAAAAA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEEEEE

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>>76224628
Keep crying bitch nigga

>>76225362
>the joke
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>you
whoosh

let your kid play handegg and hope it gets braindamage

>>76225839
Sounds reasonable tbqh

Wait until they're tall & strong enough for either Basketball/Hockey or Handegg

>>76224628
>not wanting to ascend to Valhalla

Faggot

>>76224614
Ideally you should never let your sons fool around with that queer shit but if they have a bunch of friends from school who do it and they want to get into it too I guess you can make an exception.

Best case scenario is baseball and a competitive martial art as a child, baseball and wrestling or football after.

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>mfw Americans will never know what it was like to grow up being a footie lad and having fun with your m8s with top quality offensive banter every game

>>76228597
Chileno, plz.
I'm portuguese and I can tell you with all sincerity, soccer is boring as hell.

you can play soccer right up until you switch to football (or lax if you have that year-round)

after that you turn gay

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>>76224614
Never.

>>76224628
lamo

>>76224927
I've never met anyone between 18 and 21 who respected that under 21 law. It's one of the most poorly-enforced laws in the country.

>>76228903
>lacrosse
>not gay

>>76224628
Include me in the reddit post

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>>76228845
shit tier b8, just like your caliphate

>>76224938
>I was really good at 12
really good by american standarts, here you are average if you can nutmeg and put free kicks in the corner of the goal

>>76231409
>implying the truth is b8