>shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. Won't tell

can brits give me a quick rundown on chav culture

>>76222349
Cool bring ur sandwedge girl

rooney's twitter was gold when it wasn't run by his PR team

always thought rooney's tweets were a spee meme. turns out it's real

He can't go back to Everton soon enough. Once he's out of Uniteds control he is going to be the good lil chav we know and love

seems like Rooney and Vardy would get along well

can we get a CHAV XI?

>>76222349
shut up u egg

>>76222389
This.

>>76222455
Do Fedora chavs count? If so Joey Barton in at CM.

Jack Wilshere in next to Joey

Joe Hart in goal

>>76222336
Need translation to english.
there is a chav dictionary or something like that?

>>76222389
hi rio do you want picking up in the morning pal

>>76222455
A. COLE, JT AND RIO in Defence

Come to think of it, most British footballers are Chavs

>>76222560
Ashley and Rio weren't chavs

>>76222568
>Rio
>Not a chav
He's a black lad who grew up in London who uses the word 'merked' in his late 30s. He certainly is one.

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>>76222389
This one is my favorite.

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Name an athlete with a better hashtag game.
I'll wait

>>76222643
>confusing black stereotypes with chav stereotypes


You live in the countryside dont you?

this one is definitely the best

https://twitter.com/waynerooney/status/61593468186791936

>>76222643

Blacks can't be chavs.

>>76222643
I'm cringing at this post

>>76222911
Nah these two are joint top kino

https://mobile.twitter.com/waynerooney/status/63976434150027265?lang=en

https://mobile.twitter.com/waynerooney/status/176959400286748673?lang=en

>>76223118
I can just imagine how his PR team encouraged him to join Twitter
>So Wayne, here's this platform called Twitter
>You can share random thoughts and things that happened to share your experiences with United fans
>Alri'

>>76223118

>Spelling mistake
>Everyone loses their shit

>>76222849
Is barley some rival athlete

>>76223262
It's not so much the spelling mistake, it's that it's written like a 10 year old's myspace status

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My personal favorite.

>>76224174
Why can't we have a 'Wazza reviews' youtube channel?

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>>76224174

https://twitter.com/WayneRooney/status/87260084400439296

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>>76224385
>I wanna run to you.

>>76222489
Kieran Trippier seems chav to me as well

>>76222455

Butland
Bardsley Jones Terry Bridge
Gascoigne Jonjo Cattermole
Sterling Rooney Vardy


>>76222489
Joe Hart's real first name is Charles, he's a posh cunt posing as a chav

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>nobody posting the GOAT yet

>>76224683
You would think being the captain be would bond with people. Why did Rio hate him and refuse to give him his phone number?

>>76224615
>posing as a chav

That essentially is what a chav is though

>>76224767
kek

>>76224785
fair play

Chris Kirkland always had a big gypsy vibe for me, not sure about Forster or Foster being chavs in goal either hmm

Anybody got that creepy ass Nadal tweet?

>>76224710
Because Rio Ferdinand is a negroid cunt

>>76224839

Forster is the son of a judge and went to private school

>>76224710
>giving Rooney your phone number
>having your phone buzz every other minute with spongebob and family guy vines

no ty senpai

Any other athletes with funny twitter accounts?

Nonkeys, the lot of ya

>>76225022
Say that again you arselicker, ill fight u

anyone got any choice tweets from michael owen

that guy is an oddball

>>76224468
kek'd out loud.

>>76224468
I wish I was as simple as Rooney, life must be more fun

>>76224854
https://twitter.com/RafaelNadal/status/370902792673579008

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>>76225027
here you go senpai

>>76225395
>Thanks Rafa, but why so formal?
Poor Rafa was just tryna get his dick wet

>>76225395
LOL

>>76225395
KEK

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the bantlord himself

>>76226198
And they Germans have no humour.

>>76226198
Holy shit.

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>>76226198

>>76226619
BTFO

>>76226198
>>76226619

wtf i love huth now

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What did he mean by this?

>>76224683
>this was 6 years ago

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>>76226768
>nein cock

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>>76226198
Huth has this great combination of horrible sarcasm and underlying physical menace.