[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

CHAMPIONSHIP PLAY-OFF FINAL GAMETHREAD 1 - Huddersfield Town

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 466
Thread images: 55

The most expensive game in world football is here. £170,000,000 is on the line this afternoon at Wembley, plus the not to small matter of a place in next season's Premier League.

David Wagner's Huddersfield have been a surprise package this season and saw off a very good Sheffield Wednesday side to get to Wembley. Win this afternoon and they become the latest club to play in the Premier League for the very first time.

Reading have been here before and are no strangers to England's top flight. Their boss - Japp Stam - oversaw the Royals' path to Wembley with a two leg win over a resurgent Fulham side many backed to win the play-offs.

Kick off is one hour from now at 3pm local time.
>>
>>76199707
>to
*too

I really should get a sub editor to look at these OPs
>>
Teams
>>
>all those washed up premier league players in the Reading team
youve had your chance! fuck off
>>
Pls based Terriers
>>
'UDDERSFIELD

tfw I lived there for 3 years. So mediocre
>>
File: Yfw da royals get promoted.jpg (11KB, 256x192px) Image search: [Google]
Yfw da royals get promoted.jpg
11KB, 256x192px
Any streams?
>>
daily reminder it would be UNAUSTRALIAN not to watch this
>>
>>76199742

Kermorgant, why oh why?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iad3gV-9C1U
>>
>>76199707
This German guy is cringey desu. Is he trying to be klopp?
>>
>>76199748
Who? None of them played consistent premier league football over their careers. Tank had a couple years but was mainly a championship player, same with ali
>>
File: 1440268756848-sp.jpg (7KB, 249x250px) Image search: [Google]
1440268756848-sp.jpg
7KB, 249x250px
>>76199707
who /comfy/ here
>>
>>76199789
stop posting this
>>
>76199789
>reposting that shit
>>
>>76199789
why did you fire based clarke :(
>>
>>76199794
>al-habsi
>didn't play consistent PL football
fuck off, plastic yank
>>
Who cheeky tenner on Kermorgant?
>>
>>76199811
He was taking us backward. We now have based jaap! He has literally turned the club around
>>
File: slut.jpg (26KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
slut.jpg
26KB, 480x360px
>pundit says Izzy Brown
>for a second I think the pundit is asking "Is he Brown?"
>tfw
>>
>>76199794
illori couldn't hack in a shite liverpool side
blackett couldn't hack in a shite united side
>>
is wagner the madlad going to do this again today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIv_y82TSCs
>>
File: 1117708.jpg (417KB, 1614x1257px) Image search: [Google]
1117708.jpg
417KB, 1614x1257px
>tinpot derby

hope reading win it tbqh
>>
>>76199834
They're to young to be considered "washed up premier league players". Tbh either could probably make it into a mid table aide comfortably, they just didn't get a proper go.
>>
File: csm_70578-hefele_7cbd0b371b.jpg (87KB, 1360x760px) Image search: [Google]
csm_70578-hefele_7cbd0b371b.jpg
87KB, 1360x760px
Reminder it would be very UNGERMAN like not to support based Hef and his beloved 'Udders
>>
>>76199857
>leeds plastic calling any other club tinpot
>>
>>76199862
Meme player and meme manager
>>
>>76199878
>goal music
>not tinpot
>>
File: Pilks1.jpg (22KB, 620x240px) Image search: [Google]
Pilks1.jpg
22KB, 620x240px
>tfw want Udds to go up because they're a well run small club
>kind of want to play another two Yorkshire derbies next season rather than a forgettable Waitrose FC trip
>>
>both clubs are complete shit
>either will finish 20th in EPL anyway
hope Reading wins just because they'll have less annoying bandwagoners next season
>>
Spoiler alert: Reading will win, be absolute dogshit in the PL next season and get relegated.
>>
File: steaua-adi-popa[1].jpg (149KB, 800x507px) Image search: [Google]
steaua-adi-popa[1].jpg
149KB, 800x507px
what are the odds this short ass son of a bitch fcsb bastard will come on in the second half?
>>
>>76199904
> implying
>>
If you want Reading to win then you're an enemy of football, they're Middlesbrough 2.0
>>
>>76199926
russian money
>>
>>76199938
>reading
>middlesborough 2.0

haha, fuck off. Reading (The Royals) are one of the most unique, exciting teams to have ever played in the Premier League. Founded in 1871 in the Royal County of Berkshire we are one of the oldest clubs in the entire world and every year has been a roller coaster ride, a roller coaster fun enough to be suitable for Legoland in Windsor, another Berkshire town.

Reading, in their short stays in the Premier League, have introduced the following memorable superstar players to the fans of the division

>Steve Sidwell
>Hal Robson Kanu
>Adam Le Fondre
>Brynar Gunnarson
>Bobby Convey
>David Kitson
>Leroy Lita

This is just a few of the pieces of gum that Reading have given the fans to chew on in their short stays in the division. Exciting and memorable players. We have also had several exciting matches. For example

>Reading 6 West Ham United 1

These are just some examples of the thrilling matches that Reading have been involved in. Indeed, whenever Reading are in the Premier League it has been estimated that violent crime in Bangkok is down by 5% due to the people coming off the streets to watch READING. And the fun doesn't end there. We are managed by Jaap Stam, the former Manchester United defender. Former Manchester United defenders always make for exciting times when placed into management positions and I have no doubt Jaap will be no different. In fact we Reading fans have a chant for him 'Chinese JaapStamanese Dirty Knees Boobies' which is done to mock opposing players who are either from China (Chinese), Divers (dirty knees) or fat (boobies). We are very exciting so fuck off.
>>
>>76199926
Finish 9th because of refball.
>>
>>76199926
>posting a random oil tycoon club
what is your point?
>>
>76199913
>76199932
>76199949
This is what happens when you try and force an atrocious copypasta.
>>
File: IMG_2590.jpg (575KB, 1500x2000px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_2590.jpg
575KB, 1500x2000px
Want Jaap to win tbqh.
>>
>>76199926
how the fuck did we get to the point where bornemouth are considered a mid-table team
>>
>>76200000
>>
>>76200008
They aren't.

This season's PL had 10 clubs who were very similar in being crap.
>>
>>76200008
because of Mr. Eddie Howe, the patrician coach and future England manager
>>
Any streams?
>>
who /mooy/ here?
>>
>>76200008

There were only six points between 8th and 17th place this year. Mad really.
>>
>>76200008

there are no mid table teams anymore
>>
>>76200008
Bottom half has been dogshit for a few years now. Shame only 3 teams get relegated. Could do with the likes of Swansea, Watford and Palace going down too.
>>
Where are the pre-match bank holiday slags?
>>
based mooy to win it lads
>>
>Huddersfield
>Fuck off

haha, fuck off. Huddersfield (The Dogs) are one of the most unique, exciting teams to have ever played in the Championship. Founded in 1871 in the Royal County of Berkshire we are one of the oldest clubs in the entire world and every year has been a roller coaster ride, a roller coaster fun enough to be suitable for Legoland in Windsor, another Berkshire town.

Reading, in their short stays in the Premier League, have introduced the following memorable superstar players to the fans of the division

>Steve Sidwell
>Hal Robson Kanu
>Adam Le Fondre

This is just a few of the pieces of gum that Hudderfieldhave given the fans to chew on in their short stays in the division. Exciting and memorable players. We have also had several exciting matches. For example

>Hudd 6 West Ham United 1

These are just some examples of the thrilling matches that Reading have been involved in. Indeed, whenever Reading are in the Premier League it has been estimated that violent crime in Bangkok is down by 5% due to the people coming off the streets to watch READING. And the fun doesn't end there. We are managed by Jaap Stam, the former Manchester United defender. Former Manchester United defenders always make for exciting times when placed into management positions and I have no doubt Jaap will be no different. In fact we Reading fans have a chant for him 'Chinese JaapStamanese Dirty Knees Boobies' which is done to mock opposing players who are either from China (Chinese), Divers (dirty knees) or fat (boobies). We are very exciting so fuck off.
>>
>>76200050
here
>>
>>76200081

To be replaced by who exactly? Fulham and Leeds would be even more dire
>>
File: pzpF5Cd.png (10KB, 301x275px) Image search: [Google]
pzpF5Cd.png
10KB, 301x275px
hudds will win
>>
>>76200096
got a chuckle from me
good effort lad
>>
File: huddersfield fans.jpg (97KB, 960x745px) Image search: [Google]
huddersfield fans.jpg
97KB, 960x745px
>>76200083
here you go lad
>>
MOOY
O
O
Y
>>
>>76200050
me
>>
>>76200110
Cash out now
>>
>>76199781
checking in, champ
>>
>good guys huddersfield come out 3 hours earlier to meet the fans
>reading mercenaries arrive in a bus and stay inside like the mercs they are
>>
this new pasta has potential, just needs a little something added to it to take it to the next level
>>
>>76200169
the one real Reading fan needs to pipe up abit more
>>
>>76200050
who /victory/ here
>>
Is this one retard going to spam his unfunny shit all day?

>>76200185
/sp/ has no real Reading fans.
>>
Time to find out who gets to be the Prem's whipping boy next season
>>
>Patrick Stewart jumped on the Udders bandwagon
FUCK OFF go back to watching stupid 'yank' sports
>>
do we rate izzy brown?
>>
>>76200178
I'm willing to bet half the people in Reading support Chelsea and Arsenal instead of Reading
>>
Whoa, Uriel Septim VII is a Huddersfield fan
>>
>>76200190
I'm a real reading fan!
>>
>>76200190
>76200205
I guess the answer's yes.

>>76200213
You're a plastic bandwagoner, fuck off.
>>
>playing a game like this on a monday at 3pm

Jesus, they really don't give a single fuck about fans, do they?
>>
>>76200216
> Having a public holidays on a Thursday

The fuck is wrong with you?
>>
>>76200216
Bank holiday, senpai
>>
>>76200216
its bank holiday. your country does have it today?
>>
>>76200216
it's a public holiday in England you melt
>>
>>76200216
wanker
>>
can't decide between watching this in 360p on my pc or bothering to go all the way downstairs to watch it on tv in 1080i
>>
File: JS97301206.jpg (53KB, 615x409px) Image search: [Google]
JS97301206.jpg
53KB, 615x409px
reminder Reading doesn't have qt fan(s)
>>
>in the previous episode
Huddersfield Town 1-0 Reading
>Shots: 12-9
>Possession: 48.8-51.2
>Pass %: 70-73
>Tackles: 17-24
>Corners: 8-3
>Dispossessed: 20-8

Reading 1-0 Huddersfield Town (10 men)
>Shots: 17-7
>Possession: 65-35
>Pass %: 87-71
>Tackles: 8-21
>Corners: 5-3
>Dispossessed: 19-6
>>
>>76200250

There are HD streams around.
>>
>>76200216
It's a bank holiday.

Anyone with a worthwhile job is not at work.
>>
>>76200274
>Australian internet
>>
wee alex fuck off.
>>
>>76200275
without you mean

people in actual professions are working
>>
>>76200274
any that don't die 6 times per game?
>>
>these two pointless little clubs

eugh, no thanks
>>
>>76200295
>people in actual professions are working
>Stocking shelves in Tesco is a profession
>>
File: 1492977799598.jpg (949KB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [Google]
1492977799598.jpg
949KB, 2560x1600px
any of you bells got an hd sky stream?
>>
vertical stripes>horizontal stripes

desu
>>
>>76200308
>reading
>pointless

haha, fuck off. Reading (The Royals) are one of the most unique, exciting teams to have ever played in the Premier League. Founded in 1871 in the Royal County of Berkshire we are one of the oldest clubs in the entire world and every year has been a roller coaster ride, a roller coaster fun enough to be suitable for Legoland in Windsor, another Berkshire town.

Reading, in their short stays in the Premier League, have introduced the following memorable superstar players to the fans of the division

>Steve Sidwell
>Hal Robson Kanu
>Adam Le Fondre
>Brynar Gunnarson
>Bobby Convey
>David Kitson
>Leroy Lita

This is just a few of the pieces of gum that Reading have given the fans to chew on in their short stays in the division. Exciting and memorable players. We have also had several exciting matches. For example

>Reading 6 West Ham United 1

These are just some examples of the thrilling matches that Reading have been involved in. Indeed, whenever Reading are in the Premier League it has been estimated that violent crime in Bangkok is down by 5% due to the people coming off the streets to watch READING. And the fun doesn't end there. We are managed by Jaap Stam, the former Manchester United defender. Former Manchester United defenders always make for exciting times when placed into management positions and I have no doubt Jaap will be no different. In fact we Reading fans have a chant for him 'Chinese JaapStamanese Dirty Knees Boobies' which is done to mock opposing players who are either from China (Chinese), Divers (dirty knees) or fat (boobies). We are very exciting so fuck off.
>>
Fucking hell lads

A Tiger just escaped from some Zoo in the East Midlands and ate a little boy
>>
too many southern clubs in the EPL

we need more northern shitters

+ their obese spastic fans are funny when the camera cuts to them
>>
>>76200302
gubment

probably never
>>
>>76200295
Working in a pub is not a real profession
>>
>>76200318
use acestream
>>
>>76200314
probably 90% of supermarket workers are off. I don't think you understand bank holidays
>>
>>76200339
they are just uninterested in making it any good because it would cost money
>>
>>76200302
old farts in charge don't care about it and don't want to fund the necessary infrastructure (the head of the nbn unironcally said australian's don't want fast internet)
plus population areas are very far apart

nbn might make it servicable but that won't be nationally finished for like 3 years
>>
>>76200339
Conservative party are a bunch of dumb cunts, fucked up the rollout so its more expensive + worse speeds
>>
>>76200300

acestream://aa7c6b5f1fd8fbae6c4b1e4e2df6659e7179aca1

Acestreams are usually reliable. It's 520p.
>>
File: 1440268513100-sp.png (117KB, 345x345px) Image search: [Google]
1440268513100-sp.png
117KB, 345x345px
>>76200367
>tfw >we unironically have better internet than australia

feels good man
>>
>>76200326
simmer down with that tigerphobia please pal
>>
why doesn't their stadium have corner bits?

it seems sub-optimal
>>
>Patrick Stewart supports Huddersfield

wew

I thought he was American
>>
>>76200374
Fast Internet doesn't replace a toilet
>>
Don't care who wins, both of them are a free 6 points to make sure we don't go back down
>>
>>76200387
did the English RP accent he used for every role confuse you?
>>
>>76200394
Who is >we?
>>
>>76200382
Their ground is inside a hill and underground.
>>
>>76200382

They put the video ref screen there when Huddersfield Giants are playing in rugby league.
>>
>>76200388
shitting in rivers is very comfy, try it sometime my brother

from the savings we accumulated from not spending on toilets, we are actually going to roll out 5G in the next couple years. how does that make you feel?
>>
WAGNER IN A SUIT ALERT
>>
>>76200340
tell me how to use acestream mate, what do i need to do?

sorry just really tired and lazy today
>>
>>76200406
sounded a bit tryhard desu
>>
>>76200407
Newcastle. I had a trial there years ago so I'm allowed to use >we
>>
>>76200368
this just brings up a black page with Russian on it...
>>
File: DAD27AYXgAA2QjV.jpg (131KB, 1200x674px) Image search: [Google]
DAD27AYXgAA2QjV.jpg
131KB, 1200x674px
>>76200428
Based Wagner.
>>
> Trophy only has Reading colours on it

Really makes you think
>>
Why are betting companies allowed to invest in leagues and teams?
>>
>>76200439
Did Mike Ashley offer you a contract below minimum wage?
>>
Both of these clubs are incredibly irritating and need to fuck off. Shame a well-supported club like Wednesday or Leeds didn't come up 2bh
>>
need a stream asap desu
>>
File: vlcsnap-2017-05-29-16h56m40s59.png (737KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]
vlcsnap-2017-05-29-16h56m40s59.png
737KB, 1024x576px
>>76200446
it works you wasteman
>>
>>76200457
because they have lots of money
>>
>>76200454
waitrose must have give a big donation to the premier league
>>
>>76200462
I'm old as fuck, we're talking about the Ruud Gullit days
>>
>>76200326
>Tigers
>pointless
haha, fuck off. Tigers (The big cats) are one of the most unique, exciting mammals to have ever existed in Africa. Discovered in 1871 in the Royal County of Umbagoku they are one of the oldest cats in the entire world and every year has been a roller coaster ride, a roller coaster fun enough to be suitable for Legoland in Windsor, another Berkshire town where Tigers are found at the local zoo.

>Tigers, in their short stays in the Zoos of England, have introduced the following memorable superstar icons to the fans of wildlife
>tony the tiger
>tigger
>richard parker
>rajah
>Hobbes
>cool cat
>simba
This is just a few of the pieces of gum that tigers have given the fans to chew on in their short stays in the country. Exciting and memorable tigers. We have also had several exciting matches. For example

>Tiger eats little boy at British zoo

These are just some examples of the thrilling events that tigers have been involved in. Indeed, whenever Tigers are in Africa it has been estimated that violent crime in Namibia is down by 5% due to the people coming off the streets to watch TIGERS. And the fun doesn't end there. We are managed by David Attenborough, the former BBC wildlife presenter. Former wildlife presenters always make for exciting times when placed into management positions and I have no doubt David will be no different. In fact we Tiger fans have a chant for him 'Chinese Attenborough Dirty Knees Boobies' which is done to mock opposing mammals who are either from China (monkeys), Divers (fish) or fat (hippos). We are very exciting so fuck off.
>>
>>96
>>
>>76200432

install this
http://info.acestream.org/#/products/tsfull

then open this anon's link in your browser >>76200368

if you are a phonefag just google acestream for android
>>
>>76200467
>wanting leeds back
>>
File: 1481147251202.png (55KB, 217x190px) Image search: [Google]
1481147251202.png
55KB, 217x190px
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWR6_alATz8

This works
>>
Stream?
>>
>>76200487
lmao
>>
who /KACHUNGA/ here?
>>
>>76200484
Did you play alongside anyone that came good?
>>
>>76200487
hahahaahaha
>>
File: kek.jpg (6KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
kek.jpg
6KB, 225x225px
>>76200487
Fuck me
>>
>>76200504
>all those idiots early on in the season saying LEEDS ARE COMING BACK THE SLEEPING GIANT WILL AWAKEN #MOT
>they imploded and Monk quit
>>
File: 1487494977731.png (94KB, 284x284px) Image search: [Google]
1487494977731.png
94KB, 284x284px
>>76200487
>>
reckon lewis grabban will score and celebrate by jumping into the crowd and blowing himself up.
>>
>huddersfield mascot is a cripplebaby

why
>>
minute silence please

...................................................
>>
>>76200528
you underestimate leeds delusion
>>
>>22
>>
File: WTF FUG DIS.jpg (29KB, 600x456px) Image search: [Google]
WTF FUG DIS.jpg
29KB, 600x456px
REEEEEEEE no more stadium tributes to terrorist attacks just get rid of the fucking muzzies >:(
>>
>>76200541
> britcucks will defend this
>>
more like Nuthuggersfield
am I right lads
>>
>>76200542
>>>/s/yria
>>
Who 'udders here?
>>
>>76200541
it's worse, the chief of manchester police posed with the koran the next day to "spead awareness and prevent hatred" or some shit

beyond fucked
>>
the weak should fear the strong
>>
wtf, I hate Huddersfield now
>>
>>76200487
top fucking kek
>>
UPDATE: i decided to go downstairs and watch on tv
>>
It believe it's possible for someone in Southern England to import a "mail order bride" from a town like Huddersfield, the people up there are very poor because all the factories closed, I think it costs about £2,000 for a woman with no major ailments
>>
i rate brown, mooy and wells

let's go huddersfield
>>
>>76200553
me. reading are shit
>>
>>76200553
here desu
>>
#PrayForManchester
#WeWillNotBeDivided
#LoveTrumpsHate

the fucking state of britcucks
>>
Let's face it both teams would get rogered hard in the premier league and go straight back down
>>
File: hudders.png (6KB, 552x164px) Image search: [Google]
hudders.png
6KB, 552x164px
Am I doing this right? I also have £50 on Huddersfield 3-0 at 33/1
>>
>>76200554
>pls stop bombing our city
>>
>>76200579
seekhelp
>>
>>76200504
>>76200492
>le dirty leeds

smelly limp wristed remain voter detected
>>
>Blackett playing for Reading

So how will Huddersfield do in the Premier League next season?
>>
>>76200579
of the 25 Huddersfield wins this season, 22 were by one goal...
>>
what the fuck a huddersfield even trying to do?

>hoof it
>give away a goalkick/throw
>>
who /fasting/ here
>>
>>76200578

Doubt they care given the amount of money they'll make even getting relegated next season.
>>
>>76200621
Is Blackett the one who was the main culprit in Leicester 5-3 United?
>>
Imagine not wanting Huddersfield to win this

Both teams will go down no matter wins. Huddersfield will probably play suicideball like Blackpool did, whilst Reading will try and bore teams to death as they actually think they are a PL team

Also, Wagner is a much better meme
>>
>>76200624
which is why the price is so good you muppet

also he's probably just scalping profit like a retard
>>
>>76200631
GEGENPRESSING
>>
>>76200624
It's value m8
>>
>QPR vs sideways QPR
>>
fucking hell Hef come on!
>>
File: baconstrips.jpg (21KB, 487x334px) Image search: [Google]
baconstrips.jpg
21KB, 487x334px
>>76200632
not me because I'm not a paki
>>
>>76200635

Yes, complete and utter wank. Even looked shit out on loan at Celtic in the Scottish Prem.
>>
>>76200645
isn't gaygenpressing = run around a lot and shoot from outside the area
>>
what a ball by mooy the GOAT

who's the best (current) premier league team he would get a lot of starts for?

I think probably crystal palace?
>>
>all those empty seats in the middle

Fuck (((Club Wembley))) members and their plastic tendencies.
>>
>>76200636
Yeh but huddersfield have that EXTREMELY irritating chant which isn't even a football chant and I really don't want to have to listen to it next season
>>
Mooy looks like he browses spee
>>
AL HABSI IN NETS
>>
>>76200685
He probably shitposts constantly
>>
>>76200677
isn't the middle tier all corporate? Guess championship playoff isn't good enough for the prawn sandwich brigade
>>
>>76200669
watford, who finished 17th
>>
business idea: mooy to arsenal to replace crockzorla
>>
>so many empty seats
triggered desu
>>
the Udd's absolute dominating
>>
>>76200706
good times
simpler times
>>
HOWDIDHEFUCKINGMISS
>>
mooy is unironically the GOAT

i've watched him closely for about 3 years and i've rarely seen a game he doesn't completely dominate
>>
>Brown
>>
IZZY NOOOOO
>>
more like MISSY Brown


LMAO
>>
IS HE BROWN??!!!
>>
>>76200733
>>
germanbros, is wagner better than nagelsmann?
>>
Cracking game so far
>>
>nigger finishing
>>
>niggers in charge of defending
>niggers in charge of finishing
>>
Izzy Brown made his PL debut 5 years ago
>>
>that miss

Holy kek
>>
>IZZY BROWN
Yes, he is. Stop asking.
>>
>Missy Beige
>>
How do you miss that?
>>
why are black people such spastics
>>
huddersfield looking NERVOUS
>>
>>76200743
lmao
Hasenhüttl > Nailman > Literallywhogner
>>
>>76200761
By not hitting it right
>>
I thought Brown was supposed to be a good prospect?
>>
Shocking miss though

Come on Udders
>>
File: 1482613608379.jpg (84KB, 508x504px) Image search: [Google]
1482613608379.jpg
84KB, 508x504px
>>76200487
>We
i died
>>
>>76200743
No.
>>
>pasta posted 15 times
ok, pls calm down now
>>
Was the manager wearing a GIRL suit? Like the old skateboard brand GIRL

Jesus Christ I haven't seen that in about 9 years
>>
File: Screenshot_2017-05-29-15-14-25.png (309KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]
Screenshot_2017-05-29-15-14-25.png
309KB, 720x1280px
I've always thought with Club Wembley you should still have to book your ticket.

With those prices you won't be filling it though.
>>
>>76200780
>Hasenhüttl
lel
>>
>empty seats in a championship final

I sure can't wait for these clubs to have 20k attendances in the PL next season. sure much better thna a club with rich history and support like Shef Wednesday and Lees getting there, right?
>>
>>76200793
It's an instant classic I'm afraid m8.
If it's already been spun to suit something as odd as tigers, it's staying.
>>
>>76200793


haha, fuck off. Reading (The Royals) are one of the most unique, exciting teams to have ever played in the Premier League. Founded in 1871 in the Royal County of Berkshire we are one of the oldest clubs in the entire world and every year has been a roller coaster ride, a roller coaster fun enough to be suitable for Legoland in Windsor, another Berkshire town.

Reading, in their short stays in the Premier League, have introduced the following memorable superstar players to the fans of the division

>Steve Sidwell
>Hal Robson Kanu
>Adam Le Fondre
>Brynar Gunnarson
>Bobby Convey
>David Kitson
>Leroy Lita

This is just a few of the pieces of gum that Reading have given the fans to chew on in their short stays in the division. Exciting and memorable players. We have also had several exciting matches. For example

>Reading 6 West Ham United 1

These are just some examples of the thrilling matches that Reading have been involved in. Indeed, whenever Reading are in the Premier League it has been estimated that violent crime in Bangkok is down by 5% due to the people coming off the streets to watch READING. And the fun doesn't end there. We are managed by Jaap Stam, the former Manchester United defender. Former Manchester United defenders always make for exciting times when placed into management positions and I have no doubt Jaap will be no different. In fact we Reading fans have a chant for him 'Chinese JaapStamanese Dirty Knees Boobies' which is done to mock opposing players who are either from China (Chinese), Divers (dirty knees) or fat (boobies). We are very exciting so fuck off.
>>
Not very Swift is he?
>>
>>76200789
>>76200780
>>76200769

but why? he is taking a team from 19th in the 2nd division to the prem with a budget of 5 million €
>>
>>76200803
>£36 pounds to sit on the M25
>>
Are Reading unironically the most pointless club imaginable?

>Shit club with no history
>No unique characteristics that make them stand out
>No rivals in the top division
>Never do anything worthwhile when they get promoted, just take up a spot for 1-3 years and get relegated again
>Not even a meme manager or a cool kit to care about

They're so fucking boring
>>
can reading just fuck off?

cannot think of a more boring club in the prem
>>
File: 1492324979114.jpg (17KB, 260x384px) Image search: [Google]
1492324979114.jpg
17KB, 260x384px
>>76200807
>wanting leeds in the Prem
>>
>>76200811
do you have a link to the original of that pasta?
>>
>>76200807
It's the corporate sections. The ends for their fans are packed
>>
Streich is the best German coach
>>
>>76200807
Who cares? It's not like any of them would create some actual atmosphere.
>>
if Udds dont go up, Wagner is gonna get pulled to Palace
>>
File: 1455465734613.jpg (56KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]
1455465734613.jpg
56KB, 960x720px
>>76200839
>>
>>76200829
>being a limp wristed, effeminate remain voter

go back to /r/soccer please
>>
>>76200830

It's over in /trans/
>>
>>76199707
>Japp Stam
who is he
>>
PEPPERED STEAK SLICE
>>
>>76200846
appropriate since Liverpool will play Freiburg in the EL next season
>>
i came here expecting liverpool style high energy but all i can see is reading dominating.

why? is klopp 2.0 shook?
>>
Which teams are most likely to go down next year?

Winner of this final
Brighton
who else????
>>
>>76200857
Liverpool are in CL though
>>
>>76200851
>politics justifies a disgusting club being anywhere near the prem
>>
>>76200861
>reading
>dominating
no
>>
>>76200862
Watford
>>
>>76200864
lmao
>>
>>76200862

Crystal Palace
>>
>reading

fuck off to the library, nerds
>>
>>76200862
Palace
>>
>>76200862
swansea and crystal palace are long overdue for a relegation
>>
>>76200862
hopefully burnley
>>
>Reading
>Not a big club

>>>/lit/

They even have their own board
>>
>>76200862
I reckon Brighton will stay up tbqh.

Gonna be Hudd/Reading, Swansea and Palace
>>
>Chelsea player choking in a final

Oh boy, what a surprise!
>>
File: rustled.png (214KB, 377x404px) Image search: [Google]
rustled.png
214KB, 377x404px
>>76200875
>>
This Reading team is shite.

Would give Derby's record-low points total a run for its money if they somehow go up.
>>
File: map21.jpg (374KB, 620x747px) Image search: [Google]
map21.jpg
374KB, 620x747px
>>76200851

Except Leeds voted Remain unlike true strong Yorkshire cities, you absolute spacker.
>>
>>76200822
Nagelsmann is much more tactically astute. He's part of this new meme manager generation.
>>
>Support Reading
>Can't read

What do?
>>
>>76200883
>David Kitson
>>
File: new york crime stats.png (192KB, 590x655px) Image search: [Google]
new york crime stats.png
192KB, 590x655px
>>76200883
GOOD pasta
>>
>>76200900
Newcastle with Rafa with get 8 points.

heard it here first
>>
>>76200822
that must not be that hard then
>>
>you now remember when ilori was a goat regen on FM
>>
>>76200900
what is the record low points?
>>
>>76200903
by he i assume you mean wagner?
>>
File: o-NIGEL-FARAGE-570.jpg (132KB, 570x804px) Image search: [Google]
o-NIGEL-FARAGE-570.jpg
132KB, 570x804px
>>76200901
LEEDS BTFO
>tfw nottingham voted leave
>>
>>76200822
Germans on /sp/ are a bunch of contrarians and autismos, don't respect their opinions.

If somebody starts getting too much praise or attention from abroad they turn on them instantly.
>>
>>76200913
his budget is the smallest in the league, they even have to share their cafeteria with locals to make money
>>
What's this fucking childish noise I keep hearing from one set of fans?

fucking hell
>>
i saw that qt showing belly
>>
>reading playing murderball

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
*claps*
>>
Huddersfield vs Watford must be a real nightmare next season if huddersfield is wearign this kit and watford are winning their home kit
>>
Fuck off Patrick Stewart you utter knobhead Kirk was always the better captain
>>
>>76200941
brrrrrraappp
>>
File: 1482179099615.jpg (40KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
1482179099615.jpg
40KB, 640x480px
>>76200876
>>
>le star wars penis head man
>>
Holy shit, was that based Picard?
>>
Why is football so closely linked to the bombing?
>>
>>76200945
Fuck off sanjay, uddersfield are getting shit decisions in their favor
>>
>>76200958
calm down
>>
>applauding people cause they died

fucking britcucks
>>
that looks a pretty nice stadium
>>
>>76200974
Yeah, Huddersfield lifelong
>>
>>76200956
Huddersfield wear light blue and white stripes
>>
>>76200983
It's wembley
>>
File: wa8qCrl.jpg (62KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]
wa8qCrl.jpg
62KB, 600x400px
>>76200974
>based Picard

the man has been a senile walking joke ever since Star Trek finished, no wonder he's such a vocal advocate of left wing politics
>>
Wells will be in the Premier League next season regardless of today's result
>>
>>76200983
New Wembley is shit. Overpriced corporate bowl that is hard to get an atmosphere going in and has like 30% fans 70% "club wembley and FA friends"
>>
why has mooy not done anything amazing yet
>>
mooy would be great if he could run
>>
>you now remember Reading had the greatest Championship side of all time under Steve Coppell
>they now play absolutely negative 1-0 win football
What a shame.
>>
Cheka Trade, Chekaaaa Trade.com
>>
>>76200996
>Libyan
>United fan

Checks out
>>
File: lua.png (478KB, 612x687px) Image search: [Google]
lua.png
478KB, 612x687px
>>76200976
>>
>>76201000
athleticism is for niggers
>>
>>76200958
Picard > Sisko >>> Kirk > Janeway > Archer

Same goes for their shows.

Discovery looks like shit.
>>
>thinking Huddersfield would go straight back down
>not watching them right now
literally better than most dross in the prem
>>
>>76201015
probably why they make better footballers
>>
>>76201013
i'm quite sure ian mckellen and patrick stewart aren't bumming one another
>>
File: patrick-stewart-knighted.jpg (20KB, 466x310px) Image search: [Google]
patrick-stewart-knighted.jpg
20KB, 466x310px
>>76200991
>hating on based Patrick Stewart

fuck off m8

I'm sorry if you're an autist who can't handle people with opposing political opinions but Stewart is based as fuck
>>
>>76201018
"no"

Kirk >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Picard >>>> Sisko=Janeway >>>> Archer
kill yourself
>>
>>76201028
OK shut up then
>>
reading clearly learnt how to play like Stam
>>
File: m.jpg (202KB, 1440x1080px) Image search: [Google]
m.jpg
202KB, 1440x1080px
>>76201018
>Janeway > Archer
>>
>>76201024
Agreed, following he Bournemouth model
>>
I wish Leeds was here, would make this match watchable
>>
>>76201036
>a fucking slaphead who talks like a posh cunt and is known for being part of a shit show for bent nerds

yea nah
>>
>>76201036
>heheh le based patrick stewart so based heheheha national treasure for sure!
>>
>>76201053
Fuck off gypo
>>
>>76201052
You can only have two teams lad.
>>
>>76201036
Are they cosplaying GoT?
>>
>>76201055

Everything alright at home mate?
>>
>>76201018
Janeway>Kirk>>Picard>>>>>>>>>>>>Archer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sisko
>>
star trek was jewish stealth propaganda
>>
>>76201036
He's a pretty bad actor, don't really know why he deserved to be knighted
>>
>>76201055
Well now that you put le before it I guess you've told me
>>
>people actually watch star trek

he's professor X
>>
>>76201024

Wagner would probably use his contacts to get some decent players too
>>
>>76201055
Do you like anything?
>>
>>76201057
>>76201062
>permavirgins getting mad normal people dont watch their fruity space shows
>>
>>76201041
t. JJ Abrams
>>
>nigger brown giving the ball away in a good position

reee
>>
File: 1408388905669.jpg (688KB, 1152x2064px) Image search: [Google]
1408388905669.jpg
688KB, 1152x2064px
>Southerners asshurt that Sir Patrick Stewart is another great northern example of Britishness

I guess he's not as well built as Joey Essex though
>>
This is like watching scottish football
>>
>>76201057
He's right though.

Furfags and ponyfags are more acceptable than the mouth breathing losers that watch Star Trek
>>
Van den (Berg) looks a total liability
>>
Reading is more interesting that Reading
>>
Huddersfield is just Mooy and 10 shitters desu
>>
>>76201099
fucking a goat would still be an improvement over fucking the average uk slag
>>
>>76201104
Sorry that I don't trust a gypsy and random autismo on 4chan about understanding the zeitgeist of modern society
>>
this seasons playoff attendances having been shocking
>>
>>76201118
>ignoring Hef
>>
>>76201114
/Halifax/ m8
>>
>>76201100
London was a mistake, can we nuke it and start again?

Nothing of value would be lost, southern ""culture"" is an abhorrent bastardisation of America
>>
>>76201118
Danny ward is in the top 5 young goalkeepers in the world
>>
>>76201100
>>76201114
>Northern

Fuck off, only Northumbrians are true northerners
>>
>Internationals
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
why does a comfy store like waitrose sponsor a team like reading?
>>
>>76201140
I'd unironically start Ward ahead of Mongolet and Karius next season
>>
File: IMG_5711.jpg (150KB, 580x362px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_5711.jpg
150KB, 580x362px
>>76201123
>tfw the playoff final >we were at in 2012 is still the record attendance for a match at Wembley
>>
>Internationals
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
shite corner
FUCK OFF MOOY
>>
kachunga has been huddersfields best player
>>
>>76201167
Are there actual Liverpool fans who don't see how good mingolet has been recently? Didn't think anyone could be that retarded. Better than de gea
>>
Mooy? More like Pooey haha
>>
File: 1493489686745.png (7KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]
1493489686745.png
7KB, 420x420px
Where is the goal?
>>
>>76201175
he's good at making saves but he does retarded things at times, de gea is the best overall keeper in the league
>>
>>76201133

Don't lump Londonistan's culture in with southern culture. I don't even class London as being in the south.
>>
File: 1446749094138.png (395KB, 490x694px) Image search: [Google]
1446749094138.png
395KB, 490x694px
>>76201175
Being good for 10 games doesn't excuse being shite for 4 years. He's had good runs of form before, he's too inconsistent to be trusted for an entire season
>>
>Mooyes

>>76201181
Rude
>>
>>76201143

>Northumberland
>basically just a tiny chunk of Northumbria
>miles away from the Humber

Weird innit
>>
File: Sir%20Alex%20Ferguson.jpg (70KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]
Sir%20Alex%20Ferguson.jpg
70KB, 1200x630px
>>76201175
>Better than de gea
>>
>Al Habsi in nets
Oh shit
>>
is grabban a muslim?
>>
Completely embarrassing that every play off final isnt sold out. You want us to care about non league football when the fans of those teams can't even get behind the biggest game they will ever play. Absolute state of it
>>
>>76201218
They all bandwagon Manure instead
>>
File: 1454447192697.jpg (11KB, 173x197px) Image search: [Google]
1454447192697.jpg
11KB, 173x197px
>>76201120
why be like this
>>
>>76201218
Fan areas are rammed m8, it's the shitty FA friends commercial bits that aren't
>>
>aaron mooy got married last week

wut
>>
>>76201207
De gea had a bang average season
>>
>>76201218
It's because shitters like Hull and Reading are good while actual big clubs who'd sell out easily like Wednesday, Leeds, Forest etc are eternally cucked.
>>
Have a case of Iron Bru Xtra in my car. It tastes like fizzy piss
>>
absolute shitter of a game so far
>>
Sure is summer in here
>>
Has anyone tried ginger pepsi?
>>
JOE COCKS MENTIONED
>>
>>76201240
that's because mou is the GOAT at defensive organization, he had fuck all to do whole season except the 1-0 at chelsea
>>
>>76201248
>Forest
They literally never sell out their 30k stadium, they'd be an embarrassment at Wembleu
>>
>>76201256
Its still spring you cunt
>>
>>76201260
didnt know that existed, ill go shop after this half for a can and get you a can too if you want
>>
>>76201272
Bullshit. Plenty of mistakes, 10 1-1 games at home lmao some master
>>
>>76201248

Forest and Leeds aren't exactly selling out at home any more either mate.
>>
If Reading get promoted I think they will be the lowest pointed premiership In history
>>
>5-3-2

The formation that ruined football
>>
Diving cunt
>>
can someone explain what the club wembley and fa family friends shit to me?

is it like a cinema membership?
>>
File: kettle.jpg (276KB, 1366x1025px) Image search: [Google]
kettle.jpg
276KB, 1366x1025px
who /jumper/ here
spent the weekend in my boxers but it was a bit chilly this morning
oh and the kettle's on if you want a brew
>>
>>76201294
I already said this earlier; please come up with original opinions.
>>
Best possible PL table:

Aston Villa
Arsenal
Blackburn Rovers
Chelsea
Everton
Huddersfield Town
Ipswich Town
Leeds United
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Newcastle United
Nottingham Forest
Portsmouth
Preston North End
Sheffield Wednesday
Stoke City
Tottenham Hotspur
West Bromwich Albion
Wolverhampton Wanderers
>>
>>76201277
Yep, definetly summer.
>>
>>76201207
literally kept United in the matches against Liverpool, whereas Mignolet let in every chance on goal
>>
>>76201289
second best defense in the league even after throwing away the last 3 games to the laandaan teams
>>
>>76201307
Pu'da'keh'ul on fer us wud ya ar kid
>>
>>76201271
Excellent post. We need a good London satellite team back in the top division.

Don't know what Huddersfield could even hope to bring to the Premier League.
>>
>>76201300
You pay a fuckton of money and get a seat for pretty much every sporting event at Wembley.

A bunch of companies and filthy casuals own most of them, so they are left empty for games like playoff finals
>>
Huddersfield are the lesser of two evils
>>
Town fans told me kachumbawumba was good, have I been deceived?
>>
>>76201315
mean for you >>76201240
>>
>>76201307
Don't care at all
>>
>>76201332
he's been the only one who's turned up today
>>
File: 1451167191996.jpg (1MB, 1800x2000px) Image search: [Google]
1451167191996.jpg
1MB, 1800x2000px
>>76201312
Fuck off, that's dreadful.
>>
Oh look it's another quick black man with absolutely zero end product.

The story of the lower leagues
>>
>>76201345
>Sheff Utd
>Wolves

why
>>
>>76201345
Remove sunderland
>>
>>76201347
the premier league needs its villains back

chelsea aren't good enough
>>
was that defender the one who came from the german 3rd division?
>>
>>76201345
>Derby
>>
>>76201345
>Derby
>Sunderland
>Wolves

kys
>>
>>76201357
they are never coming back now that monk is gone
>>
>>76201352
>why
Because they have good taste
>>
>>76201368
Sheff Utd and Wolves are 2 shit clubs
>>
>>76201311
Great minds mate great minds
>>
>>76201333
Ah yes, the old basing a season on one game method. He cost united at least 7 points while mingolet single handedly got Liverpool to the top 4
>>
Qt yorkshire giantess
>>
File: mickk.gif (3MB, 400x226px) Image search: [Google]
mickk.gif
3MB, 400x226px
>>76201345
ipswich for big mick
>>
if huddersfield win they will have a new fan
i will buy a mooy shirt and everything
>>
>wonder woman trailer

absolutely disgusting, hope it bombs
>>
>>76201375
>He cost united at least 7 points while mingolet single handedly got Liverpool to the top 4
you spelled Mane wrong
>>
>>76201381
tall girls a GOAT
>>
>>76201387
turns out they were right call the haters 'marvel pajeets'
>>
>>76201345
Apart from Wolves and da blades it reminds me of the '90s.
>>
>>76201373
oh fuck off
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/sleeping-giant-or-minnow-how-do-you-measure-a-clubs-size-8570655.html
>>
>papa john's will give you a new free pizza if the one you ordered isn't good enough

how do i do it?
>>
File: 1485897717103.jpg (12KB, 275x274px) Image search: [Google]
1485897717103.jpg
12KB, 275x274px
>>76201388
>sadio mane wasnt the signing of the season bar kante
>>
>>76201363
>>76201359

Derby get 30k fans a game and have 2 league titles
Sunderland big club
Wolves won league titles in 50's

Bet you think fucking Norwich or Crystal Palace are more deserving of a PL place you southern nonce
>>
>>76201382
Ipswich played some absolutely turgid football this season. As much as I'd like to see them back up (it's been like 15 years), they'd probably go straight back down.
>>
>>76201240
de Gay is a bang average player that's why
>>
>>76201373
Having Sheffield United separate from Wednesday is wrong though.

It's both or neither.
>>
>>76201407
>Kante was a good signing

Hate this meme. When you know exactly what you're going to get it's not a good signing
>>
>>76201409
>Sunderland big club

SMB
>>
>>76201416
Sheff Wed is a huge club though, Sheff Utd are nothing
>>
*yawns loudly*
>>
>>76201370
>tfw could have been a manlet football league player if I hadn't fucked around as a kid
>tfw no face could describe tf
>>
File: Capture.png (197KB, 408x185px) Image search: [Google]
Capture.png
197KB, 408x185px
my god, just look at the number of empty seats
>>
>>76201428
WIDF please
>>
>>76201451
It's half time you numpty
>>
>mcdonalds advert
>pregnant woman
>nigger

interesting. what are they trying to tell us?
>>
>>76201428
this
>>
>>76201407
>you'd rather have Mane than Gabriel Jesus
are you ill
>>
>>76201407
Ah yes, Mane who missed half the season through injury. He was defo the signing of the season

ffs
>>
>>76201458
>leaving your seat at half time

'Fans' who do this are pathetic
>>
>>76201451
Even 9th tier Hereford brought 20k to the FA Vase last year
>>
>>76201477
>not getting a beer and a pie
>>
>>76201477
Anyone who doesn't leave for a half-time bovril is a plastic cunt who needs to go back to Man Utd and promptly kill themself.
>>
>>76201477
>not doing meth in the toilets
wew
>>
>>76201477
what if you have to go to the bathroom?
>>
are you lads going to watch baywatch? looks like a fun movie
>>
>>76201477
>Not getting a halftime beer
Have you even been to a football match?
>>
>>76201503
>watching 'flicks'
absolutely disgusting
>>
>>76201471
>missed half the season through injury and afcon

>still only one less goal than Ibra

Wow, didn't realise he was so good. You could probably expect near 30 goals next season
>>
>>76201503
Apparently it's gash
>>
>>76201503
Hi Rock
>>
>>76201503
it looks dreadfully shit
>>
new

>>76201516
>>76201516
>>76201516
>>76201516
>>
>>76201503
To intelligent tbqh
>>
>>76201407
Sané > Mané
>>
>>76201514
what kind of movies do you watch my bogan friend
>>
>>76201505
>not having your swall hidden on you

Sounds like you don't
>>
>>76201505
>overpriced stadium beer

BYOB and throwing the empty bottle at the goalie is the shit.
>>
>>76201503

nah id rather just rewatch chrisitane f. or man bites dog
>>
>>76201532
exclusively Buster Keaton kino
>>
>>76201530
>the new Jesus navas

Grim
>>
>>76201534
Sorry mate, bit tough to sneak beer into the Emirates
>>
>they said "is he brown" again

they can't keep getting away with it
>>
>>76201471
>played 27 league games, missing a few from AFCON
>half the season through injury

??

Liverpool were twice the team whenever he played
>>
>>76201618
That doesn't make him signing of the season. Kante was, but bar Kante, it was Zlatan
>>
say "reading isn't playing murderball" one more time
>>
>>76201642
>Mane scored 1 less in less games than Zlatan
>Zlatan takes penalties too
>hurr Mane was shit
>>
why the fuck does reading's chairman have a knighthood
>>
>>76201683
>Man Utd this season
>Penalties
>>
>>76200206
Spot on
>>
File: TZSeMZlKFekaA.gif (2MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]
TZSeMZlKFekaA.gif
2MB, 480x270px
> Be me
> be a fan of fulham
> loses playoffs to the Royal cucks
> Royal cucks missing out on the Premier League to penalties in Wembley

Thank you based Terriers for avenging my club.
Thread posts: 466
Thread images: 55


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.