>a league title >a champions league title >a balon d'or

>a statue
>150 000 000 extra for not paying taxes

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https://youtu.be/nf4H8q_jwq0

>>76121812

>an international airport named after you

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tsuuuuuuuuuu haha lads

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>>76121772
>>76121812
>>76121839

>rapist
>tax evader protected by spanish government
>worst scoring seasons
>his best moment in the CL was the result of refball
>Madrid won the important league games without him.
>Ramos will forever be a bigger big-game player than he ever will be.
Sad

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>marcelo wins the league for you
>di maria wins the champions league for you
>instagram followers win the balon for you
>an african wins the euro for you
>shaktar wins the record for you
>you don't even have the decency to put your penis in a woman so you get 3 american surrogate children

t-tsu

>portugal wins the Euro when he doesn't play
>real madrid has its best season ever when he gets the lowest participation

really makes u think

>>76121938
This SAD

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>he thinks Real Madread is a lock to win
>he doesn't realize the bookmakers have the odds at 50/50 to win outright
>mfw baby tssuuuu gets booty blasted by the thick Juve D

>also receiving the tax evad'or

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>>76122598
nois

>>76121772
>bringing back the frosted tips

the TSUest of TSU's

>>76121947
F A T
A
T

>>76121947
>winning la liga pre-guardiola super barca era
literally a mickey mouse league back then

>>76129927
Yeaaah... no. Eat turd.

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And STILL no one likes him.
He will die bitter and twisted knowing that everyone recognises Messi as the one true GOAT, who everyone loves, and there's absolutely NOTHING he can do about it.

>>76131445
No, you don't like him
Wake up to reality

>>76122598
Pretty good.

>>76121772
What's up with his hair

>>76131445
>Messi
>GOAT
Pick one

>>76121772
>a little bitch

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>>76121938

>all the low energy messi manlets ITT

Sad!

>>76121938
>his best moment in the CL was the result of refball
Jesus, I know ABCRISTIANOs are mentally ill, but this is schizophrenic levels of delusional.

>>76121772
>tfw second to jewventus in CL
>tfw second to Buffon in Balon d'or race

Mediocre year

>>76121772
>>an international trophy

Loved his performance in the final. Absolute clutch.

>>76121772
but is he a big baller?

why does this guy even have a signature free kick? he never scores them

>>76131445

I feel sorry for Ronaldo in a way,

he can't go back and time to learn to play like a true GOAT.

Messi played the biggest mind tricks on him, to the point where Ronaldo was pushed to the wall and thought to himself that he needed to score as much as Messi to keep up with him.

And by doing so, the rest of his game deteriorated. He can't win a 1 on 1, he can't dribble, his passing is mediocre. Messi completely devestated him from the inside out.

It's like the autism planted a parasitic seed into Ronaldo

This is his last season, after 5 years in jail he's going to be too old to play and probably ready for the sex change he so obviously desires.

>>76131445
Isn't "his" son a massive Messi fan?

>>76135272

Yes his son wanted to meet Messi after the awards gala and asked why he had more ballon d'ors than Ronaldo

haven't read the thread so I apologize if it's been said already but friendly reminder that

>before the k'o stage messi had 10 (ten goals) and Ronaldo (tsu) had 2 (TWO)
>now Ronaldo (tsu) got 9 (NINE) goals while the midget scored only 1 more goal in 4 games and he can still surpass that autistic manlet

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And yet he's still an inferior player compared to Francesco Totti.

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>>76135385

>>76135399
t. born in 1998

>le draw trophy
>0(zero) WC

>>76135408
t. Giuseppe "fat Joe" diLorenzi

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>>76135356
>>76135206

>>76121772
is that a 'footy lad' look?

>>76135385
>putting le fancy pass AS Reddit man anywhere near Cristiano
>>/9gag/

>>76135136

Nostalgia, his set piece/long shooting game was ridiculous when he was at United

>>76135385

LOL

>>76121947
>tfw he would have won the league every year at United

Did he throw away his career?

>>76138764
Quite the opposite. Nobody cares about his performances, only about his numbers and CL titles. He was much better at Manure, but he scored more at Halal and is probably going to win yet another CL title which he'd never have done at Manure because Buyern, Real and especially Barcelona would be levels above them.

By going to Real Madrid and taking Messi head on, scoring as much as him and achieving greatness with 2 clubs he's convinced the world he's at the same level or better than the autist. Cristiano didn't commit a single mistake in his career path.

Reminder Real's already won the treble this season: Spanish Supercup, FIFA Club World Cup and La Liga Santander.