VOCÊ SABE QUE ELES DIZEM QUE TODOS OS HOMENS SÃO CRIADOS IGUAIS,

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2017-05-25 05:05:44 Post No. 76117098
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:05:44 Post No. 76117098 [Report]

VOCÊ SABE QUE ELES DIZEM QUE TODOS OS HOMENS SÃO CRIADOS IGUAIS, MAS VOCÊ OLHA PARA MIM E OLHA PARA BUFFON E VOCÊ PODE VER QUE A AFIRMAÇÃO NÃO É VERDADEIRA. VEJA, NORMALMENTE SE VOCÊ VAI UM CONTRA UM COM OUTRO JOGADOR DE FUTEBOL, VOCÊ TEM 50/50 CHANCES DE GANHAR. MAS EU SOU UMA ABERRAÇÃO GENÉTICA E NÃO SOU NORMAL! ENTÃO VOCÊ TEM UM 25%, NO MELHOR, EM BATER-ME. ENTÃO VOCÊ ADICIONA NAVAS À MISTURA, SUAS CHANCES DE GANHAR DRÁSTICAS IR PARA BAIXO. VEJA A 3 MANEIRA, NA FINAL DA LIGA DOS CAMPEÕES, VOCÊ TEM 33 1/3 CHANCE DE GANHAR, MAS EU, EU TENHO UMA CHANCE DE 66 E 2/3 DE GANHAR, PORQUE NAVAS SABE QUE ELE NÃO PODE ME BATER E ELE NÃO É MESMO VOU TENTAR

ENTÃO, BUFFON, VOCÊ LEVA SUA 33 1/3 CHANCE, MENOS MINHA CHANCE DE 25% E VOCÊ TEM UMA CHANCE DE 8 1/3 DE GANHAR NA FINAL DA LIGA DOS CAMPEÕES. MAS ENTÃO VOCÊ TEM 75% DE CHANCE DE VENCER, SE ESTÁVAMOS INDO UM EM UM, E DEPOIS ADICIONAR 66 2/3 POR CENTAVOS, EU TENHO 141 2/3 CHANCE DE GANHAR NA FINAL DA LIGA DOS CAMPEÕES. VEJA JOE, OS NÚMEROS NÃO MENTEM, E ELES SIGNIFICAM DESASTRE PARA VOCÊ NA FINAL DA LIGA DOS CAMPEÕES.

Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:08:32 Post No.76117131
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:08:32 Post No.76117131 [Report]

We speak English in this board.

Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:09:36 Post No.76117148
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:09:36 Post No.76117148 [Report]

>>76117098
entendi tudo desu

Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:11:44 Post No.76117171
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:11:44 Post No.76117171 [Report]

>>76117098
feels good to understand everything desu

Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:12:25 Post No.76117179
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:12:25 Post No.76117179 [Report]

meus lados, perdi eles

Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:12:37 Post No.76117180
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:12:37 Post No.76117180 [Report]

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:19:37 Post No.76117255
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:19:37 Post No.76117255 [Report]

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:22:58 Post No.76117288
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:22:58 Post No.76117288 [Report]

> EU SOU UMA ABERRAÇÃO GENÉTICA
I thought Messi was

Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:27:00 Post No.76117333
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 05:27:00 Post No.76117333 [Report]

>>76117131
>2016+1
>não falar a língua de TSUnaldo

Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:22:04 Post No.76118013
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:22:04 Post No.76118013 [Report]

>>76117333
nem você faḿília

Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:24:42 Post No.76118046
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:24:42 Post No.76118046 [Report]

UMA DELÍCIA
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:25:51 Post No.76118058
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:25:51 Post No.76118058 [Report]

>>76118046
SOPA?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:27:27 Post No.76118080
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:27:27 Post No.76118080 [Report]

>>76118058
vai façer

Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:29:49 Post No.76118113
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 06:29:49 Post No.76118113 [Report]

>>76118080
uma delícia.

Anonymous 2017-05-25 07:03:26 Post No.76118607
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 07:03:26 Post No.76118607 [Report]

Why do I find this shit so funny jesus christ

Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:06:10 Post No.76119560
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What did he mean by this?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:15:00 Post No.76119700
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:15:00 Post No.76119700 [Report]

>>76119560
wtf I hate tsuu now

Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:40:25 Post No.76120006
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:40:25 Post No.76120006 [Report]

>>76117333

OS SEUS NUMEROS NAO MENTEM

Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:42:35 Post No.76120031
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 08:42:35 Post No.76120031 [Report]

>>76117098
why would he speak in brazilian portugueae?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 09:48:28 Post No.76120664
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>>76117098
>deliciaguese

Anonymous 2017-05-25 09:56:30 Post No.76120753
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 09:56:30 Post No.76120753 [Report]

>>76119560
whos the chick?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 09:58:49 Post No.76120777
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 09:58:49 Post No.76120777 [Report]

>>76117098
They don't use "você" in real Portuguese dumbass Fritz

Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:02:23 Post No.76120819
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:02:23 Post No.76120819 [Report]

>>76120777
We use it too. But in this translation it makes more sense to address Buffon with the more personal and informal "tu".

Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:03:23 Post No.76120831
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:03:23 Post No.76120831 [Report]

>>76117098
is this the steiner promo?

Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:04:38 Post No.76120847
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:04:38 Post No.76120847 [Report]

>>76120831
It is. It's a meme of its own now.

Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:06:40 Post No.76120874
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:06:40 Post No.76120874 [Report]

>>76117098
>EU SOU UMA ABERRAÇÃO GENÉTICA E NÃO SOU NORMAL!

Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:10:19 Post No.76120914
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 10:10:19 Post No.76120914 [Report]

>>76117333
>não fala****

Fale branco corretamente, macaco.

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