/hoc/

REEEEEEEE no hokkei for a week

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>you will never go to a cheap game in the lower bowl for $20 because you're Canadian
>you will never bang on the gIass and be an annoying fucking retard
>you will never overreact to anything and scream and yell and swear
>you will never be a drunken dickhead

>>76095314
there's hockey in 41 hours you maplesucker

>>76095314
windsor vs erie tonite m7

>Watching border security show for first time
>Its literally Canadians blowing out stupid californian retards, over and over again the show.

pretty good

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>>76095290
probably deserved desu

eddie lack is a fan favourite and everybody likes him even if he shits the bed sometimes

i called out luongo for being a faggot and having won nothing and calling him out on his bellyflopping and people got angry

i wasn't even being serious, but people don't seem to take shitposting IRL too kindly

>>76095321
too bad the giants moved out to fucking langley, those were cheap tickets and you could get massively drunk too. pacific coliseum is comfy as fuck too.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>>76095301
delete this, I didn't give you promission to meme my body

>>76095337
HOLY FUCK!

This reminded me. When I was younger I went to a Giants game and I banged the FUCK outta the glass. The beers were cheap too.

I don't think I even paid attention to the game. It was so fun.

If there were junior teams closer to me I'd actually go to those more often.

>>76095334
love that show. one time some east indian guy tried to sneak through a suitcase full of cash and meat and said he didn't know how it got there.

>>76095321
>never sitting by the opposing teams box in a gorilla suit with a cape to heckle and harass the opposing teams player.

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>>76095343
post body shot for proof

>>76095354
sitting by the penalty box/benches is shit because of the obstructed view.

Pensin7 never any doubt

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>>76095354
>not shitposting so hard IRL that you become a meme and get free tickets to every game

it's what top tier shitposters aspire to be

>>76095346
problem is that it is kind of a pain in the ass to go to the pacific coliseum. not that much really, not as much as langely, but just enough so.

i remember one time i won tickets through some work raffle and took my roommates. one of them got so incredibly drunk that he started cheer for the canucks, good times.

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>>76095371
someone posted that in the last thread, i don't know if that is actually you or not.

if it is, use a sharpie to draw a face on your torso

>>76095371
What's it like never going through puberty and having almost no hair on your arms or chest?

>>76095380
he has a patch of hair growing on his lower back

it's like he's not human

>>76095380
Not everyone gets chest hair

>>76095391
>he has a patch of hair growing on his lower back
w-what?

Shucks I'm bummed about losing. But Sully's boys have never given any reason to doubt them. Fingers crossed. I HATE series where the pens are expected to win. It fucks with the team

>>76095380
>wanting to look like a fucking monkey.

ew.

>>76095405
Let me lump some more pressure on you. The penguins WILL win this game. They are the better team and have 2 of the best players in the franchises history. It would be nothing short of a catastrophe for the penguins to lose game 7. Its astronmical odds. They will win

>>76095417
Fuk u

>>76095407
>wanting to look like a fat 12 year old girl

>>76095395
i don't have the pic saved silly

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>>76095301
>>76095301
>senators ref magic edition
ftfy

>>76095432
pittsburgh deserved it for diving.

>>76095432
lol almost alberta-tier saltmine here

Body hair is nasty. I shave my chest and legs

>>76095436
diving into their own goal on phantom interference?

>>76095446
there was a goal tender interference call where fluery was pushed into his net.

It was the same thing, anderson was pushed into his net.

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>>76095441
>I shave my chest and legs

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BELIEVE.

>>76095456
Delete this image right now. This is not a representative image of pittsburgh.

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>>76095441

>Karlsson played the last 3:49 out of 4:00 minutes on two different shifts.

how

>>76095473
"deer spray"

>>76095456
poor lil wyte boi

>>76095455
>>76095469
Why do you think everyone shaves their pubes? it's gross as hell.

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>>76095481
pubes, fine.
but chest hair & legs is part of being a ma

fatty finns

>>76095481
>shaving pubes
>not just trimming them

>>76095501
your ma has leg and chest hair?

the fuck is wrong with finns

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>>76095463
trigger warning for lack of diversity

>>76095521
How can we get minorities into hockey? clearly if they start spewing memes and shitpost on twitter like they do with the NBA and NFL the league will get bigger

>>76095532
Who cares about getting more fans? The league is fine

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I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Which team does Nashville fans want to see their team face in the Stanley cup final?

Pens or Sens? and why?

>>76095768
Sens. Not only are the pens the bad guys cause they won last year, their center depth concerns me more than Ottawa. Pens also are more likely to turn our defensive zone into a shooting gallery, I favor the preds having more of the offensive zone play vs ottawa.

>>76095768
snes because the pens are evil, karlsson deserves a cup shot.

>>76095521
me on the right

>>76095521
I see that black guy hiding!

>sens fan
>live in bc
>if ottawa gets to the finals, I'll have too fly there
no excuses to miss that parade
tickets seem available, good thing kanata is 30 km from town

/hoc/ is all asleep so nobody is here to get mad at me for saying: "you're all homofags"

you're all homofags

lmao suck it /hoc/ what u gonna do by the time you read this i'll be long gone

>>76095995
I will literally kick your ass and slit your neck throat if you don't delete this post right now

>>76095995
/hoc/ is full of canadians and swedes so yes your comment is somewhat accurate

Anderson is officially elite now

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Really looking forward to Predators' dynasty years

>>76096012
delet this

>>76096012
>british citizen
>posting this

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Honestly though, I'll be a bit booty blasted if snes takes out Pittsburgh.

Am I criminal for unironically wanting to see a PIT/NSH SCF?

>>76096258
Not a criminal, but somewhat mentally deranged

>>76096258
Yes go unironicaly hang yourself

Peksi Rinne vs Erkki Karlsson
Gonna be comfy Stanlee Kup final

>>76096258
no
hopefully boring homo team senators loses and we get a truly exiciting finals

based predators lead by the veteran pegga rinne will sweep snes and it would be boring as hell

go pongs

>>76096361
Peter Rinne and Erkki Karlinpoika

How do the Caps fans feel about the fact that thy are one of the only 5 teams who never advanced post the second round since 1998?

The only other teams who did not are Jets, Panthers, Islanders and Blue Jackets.

>>76096813
>caps
>fans
Only teams with fans are
1. Minnesota/Boston/New York at all times and canadian teams
2. At the moment successful non 1. team

Pongs in 7
Pongs in 4
Sadly, fuck the penguins though they need a big cock shoved deep in their pussy

>>76096012
K I W I
I
W
I

>>76096906
How do I get whatever drugs you're on?

The jackets are fucking elite

>>76096915
You think that the predators are somehow going to sneak one by Murray? He's got no glove but the predators have not sticks

Penguins have already won

They have home advantage in game 7

They can't fail

>>76096820
>forgets the idiotic Leafs fans who settle for mediocrity

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W-w-what happens if the Senators win?

>>76097053
Meme magic is real then

>>76097053
We gotta admit the Wildcard format is superior

Will Maple Leafs ever win again?

>>76097112
If you live in Toronto, do yourself a favor and root for any other team. The Ottawa Senators are a good pick. Or the Montreal Canadiens who actually have won a Stanley Cup during current fans' lifetimes.

>>76097136
>rooting for frogs or the other ontario team

Winnipeg is their best bet. Theyll win the cup in 2019

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>you will never watch another Lewiston Maineiacs game again

It's another edition of pens get fucked by the refs and Ottawa goons it up against the best team in the league.

>>76097229
Weew, good thing Nashville can handle goons ez

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Anyone rooting against the Penguins to win game 7 are unironically hoping to strengthen the sunbelt and reddit. Ottawas trap wont beat Nashville, they can barely score on Pittsburgh.

We need Pittsburghs offence in the finals to put a stop to the southern menace or we will get more teams like Vegas.

Who here /Golden Knight/ next season?

>>76097281
>literally zero swedes on the team

Cuck

I tried to trigger every NHL team. How'd I do?

>Bruins
Mention how their fans and players are violent assholes
>Sabres
Post Malarchuk or Hull webm
>Red Wings
"Your glory days are over and your city is a shithole"
>Panthers
"Bolts will always be better Florida team"
>Canadiens
>1993
>Sens
The Caps of their era, always choke in most important moment
>Bolts
Mention how Stamkos will never reach his full potential
>Laffs
50 YEARS
>Canes
"The only reason you haven't relocated is because you got one lucky cup"
>Blue Jackets
Just a pathetic franchise, only won 3 play off games
>Devils
Call them trap babies who only succeeded because of meme goalie, also zero prospects
>Islels
30 years
>rags
>rags
>Flyers
Same as bruins
>Penguins
Draft babbies who went nearly bankrupt
>Caps
Tell them how they are forever stuck in second round
>Ducks
A team named after a fucking Diensy movie
>Yotes
>implying they have fans
>Flames
Just mention Oilers
>Oilers
Needed to win draft 4 times to stop being complete shit
>Kings
STINKY SMELLY BEANERS
>Sharks
>It was 3-0
>Canucks
Remind them of 1994 and 2011
>Hawks
Remind them they had zero fans before 2010
>Avs
Went from one of the best teams to the worst in a few years
>Stars
>finnish goaltending
>Preds
>finnish goaltending
>Wild
>the state of hockey
>Blues
Completely irrelevant, not even worth making fun of
>Jets
0 play off games won

>>76097288
>Diensy
Disney*

>>76097288
>hawks

Just mention they are reddits team

>>76097288
no bully plz.

>>76097053
Karlsson for norris smythe trophy

>>76096997
I didn't though

>>76097306
Leafs unironically have the loyalist fans

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The sens c-cant w-win game 7 can they? T-they're 0-5 on the road

>>76097288
pretty gud list

>>76097287
>literally zero swedes on the team

Link to the roster? I want to see what players they have

>>76097288
Good job, hungary

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>>76097358

>>76097288
>Mention how their fans and players are violent assholes
That's exactly why I am a fan of the team

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When is the playoffs over I want to see the results of the National Hockey League Expansion Draft.... Also who will your team lose?

Oilers will lose Brossoit, Pouliot or Reinhart

>>76097424
Penguins will lose Pouliot.

>>76097424
How does the expansion draft work?

>>76097442
Each team can protect a certain amount of players.
Vegas gets to choose 1 of the players left unprotected from each of the 30 teams.

>>76097384
Still a better roster than the Slavalanche

>>76097462
>50% russian

Avs have a better chance at the cup. Russians are shit in playoffs.

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>>76097482
>Russians are shit in playoffs.

>>76097527
>caring about pre salary cap hockey

Jajajajajaj go to bed sergei

>>76097527
>only 9 rings combined between the 5 of them
>On stacked to the brim Detroit teams

Russians are shit.

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>>76097288
>Preds
>finnish goaltending
What did he mean by this?

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>>76097622

>>76095321
Step 1 Smuggle booze into game
Step 2 Sneak down from nosebleeds to unoccupied seat on the glass
Step 3 Bang on the glass

don't let your dreams be memes

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>Simo Ristilä
>Eugen Malkki
>Marko-Antero Kukkanen
>Vilppu Kesseli
>Matti Muranen
>Kaarlo Hagelin
>Jakke Kentseli
>Risto Kunitsi
>Patrik Kulmaoksa
>Raimo Ruoste
>Niko Banaani
>Olli Määttä
>Matti Kullonen
>Raimo Tumolinen
>Teuvo Taalasmaa
>Tomi Seestimoinen
>Skotti Vilhonpoika
>Taneli Jousi
>Tomi Kunhakkeli
>Iiro Kaali
>Teuvo Poulinen
>Markku Katu
>Oskari Suolioksa
>Joosua Arkkikalju
>Roni Heinäsuo
>Daavid Taivaansodat


How can the Sens compete?

Is this penguins playoffs any different then last years?

Plow through series 1
Beat Washington round 2
Go to game 7 against some Wildcard benetiting Atlantic team riding meme magic
Plow through some 1st time SCF sunbelt team in finals

>>76097288
I think detroit has come into terms with that already. Try making fun of either Blashill or Larkin, esp. with that U.S.A. team shit.

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Would you trade your guns for cup final tickets?

>>76097811
>implying he wont just show up to the deal and gun the ticket holder down with his AR15s
Guys playing 3d chess with that post

>>76097811
>apehoop

>>76097872
no it's just the south

>>76097288
>Ducks
>A team named after a fucking Diensy movie
Should have ridiculed their new logo or something instead. Their original logo (and therefore the Disney idea) was one of the best logos the league has seen tbf

>>76097890
>Clinton massachusetts
>Celtics just played game 4

Frig off randy

>>76097890
>3 Nashville tickets costing more than 60$

Kek

>>76097916
MS is Mississippi and that was posted on the Preds Facebook

>>76097916
stop talking about things you don't know about you look very stupid right now

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>>76097749
We use your swedish masters instead

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Fuck yeah this series deserves a game 7

Will JCVD and Karlsson rescue his daughter and defeat the bad guys

Evil Commissioner Bettman has some surprises in store for our heroes

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>>76097749
Good post

>>76098021
>Ottawa
>Good guys
>Coach literally looks like a Bond villian
>Captain has haircut of team iceland from D2
>plays bad guy stratagy
>Survives on refpuck

>>76097288
Jackets are triggering to me, but it will change

>>76095452
Right but watch the goddamn replay

NO ONE TOUCHED ANDERSON EVER AT ANY POINT BEFORE HAND EXCEPT FOR KARLSON

And he did that going to try to break up the puck, wasn't even hit by a pens player into him

Anderson flopped back because he threw himself off balance.
If he dug his heels in and got ran into by daley, there would have been a case for that call, but he dove back and avoided it.

It was a good goal and everyone knows it. The officiating was terrible.

>>76098165
Even the NHL agreed. you're not convincing anyone.

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>>76095321
>tfw I got glass tickets for free and got to do all these things

you gotta have connections Kipps

>>76095768
dont matter to me

>>76098165
watched the replay, you can clearly see him getting pushed into the back of the net by a Pittsburg stick

>>76098190
>tfw wanted to go to game but didn't want to go alone,
>Best buddy is getting married and too poor to go
>decide fuck it
>invite him and his fiancee to the game as their wedding present
>can only afford nosebleeds
>She's a bigger sens fan then him
>he's still a pretty big sens fan
>can't speak today

Pretty great.

also
>live in downtown Ottawa
>took 2 hours to bus to the game. and an hour and a half to get back.

Since the introduction of the Salary cap, the West has won 7 cups. 4 of them to Spic dominated California, 3 of them to war torn Chiraq and 1 to poverty hell Detroit

Nice """""conference""""" you got there

>>76098256
3 to california*

>>76098183
NBC casters were just shocked at how that wasn't a good goal. "This is a good goal, no doubt about it."

>>76098247
You mean the same stick that Karlsson was pushing down on?

Its not goalie interferance is the defenceman is impeding the player into the goalie.

>>76098283

>Pierre McGuire
>Assistant coach for pongs
Really not surprising he gobbles all that ping pong cock

Here's my predictions for Team Finland in the olympics

Granlund - Grönland - Raanlunti
Sieppi - Tukiainen

Ykköskenttä on selviö jos loukkantumisia ei tapahdu. Joku kolmesta Grönluntista ottaa kiekon mailan lapaansa ja veivaa maaliin.
Alapäässä Sieppi pitää Ranelundit tyytyväisinä ja Tuksu häiritsee vastustajan peliä.

Litmanen - Myllylä - Evilä
Pitkämäki - Räty

Kakkonen on jo vähän kinkkisempi. Itse lähtisin tällaisella, jossa Litti heittää lättyä maalille ja Myllylä sivakoi niitä sisään parhaansa mukaan.
Evilä vittuilee toimittajille ja taustatukea tulee Terolta ja Sepolta jotka viskovat keihäitä vastustajan niskaan.

Kankkunen - Räikkönen - Häkkinen
Kummola - Suhonen

Kolmoskentässä avainsana on vauhti. Ideanahan on vain se, että ei jäädä kulmiin pyörimään vaan pyöritään koko kentän ympäri sellaista vauhtia,
että vastustaja ei pysy perässä. Antaa tärkeää lepoaikaa kahdelle ensimmäiselle ketjulle ja väsyttää vastustajia.
Pakkiparina Ape juo punaviiniä ja miettii filosofisesti ja Kale nostaa hintoja.

Halme - Tauski - Halla-aho

Neloskenttä on, kuten arvata saattaa, aikamoinen telaketju jonka peli perustuu kovaan fyysiseen peliin.
Varsinkin Halme ja Tauski pystyvät sen tason fyysiseen peliin, että vastustajia pelottaa. Kauhun ilmapiiri on avainsana.
Mestari taas argumentoi vastustajat tiukoilla faktoilla suohon, joten neloskentän ollessa jäällä vastustaja ei välty fyysiseltä tai henkiseltäkään väkivallalta.

Maalivahdiksi Pasi Nurminen, joka juo viinaa ja ajaa bussilla jäähallin seinään.

>>76098328
Best pasta

>>76098256
Since 1993, Canada has 0 Cups.

>>76097927
Don't know why you're laughing. Last series the cheapest were 300 dollars. Didn't bother to check the more expensive ones, but they all sold out in half an hour

>>76098343
The last time USA won Olympic gold, it was considered a miracle.

>>76098348
Check the prices for game 3. Cheapest are 898 dollars. Looks like I'm just gonna watch the game with the crowd outside of Bridgestone. It was really fun last time though so I'm not complaining

>>76098256
>his team can't win cups so he resorts to "muh conference" shitposting
Sad!

>>76098312
And both were going for the puck

That's on anderson for not getting a glove on the puck
Thats on the sens defense for not getting position and clearing the puck
The league knew letting the sens die in 6 when they can't even sell out a ECF game at home would deal a blow to the franchise so they're at least going to let them have a game 7 to lose in pittsburgh

>>76098390
The last time Canada won a war....... O wait

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Sens have to win. Pens are already an established franchise and can rest on their laurels, Gary only wants them to win to save the bandwagoners from jumping ship and can no longer "build the brand". If you support the Pens you are in fact supporting the authoritarian rule that will continue to destroy the NHL

>>76097811
>trading guns for ice boxing tickets
Only in America. How can the rest of the world even compete?

>>76098407
>he forgets the war of 1812

Its understandble, if our capital buildinf got burned down by savages Id repress it too

>>76098413
>sens winning by blatant refpucking while playing boring hokkei

I'm afraid i can't do that leaf

Sens dug their own grave with this boring trapshit. Boucher made a lot of boneheaded calls this series and well deserves the L

>>76098393
I think the STH rates are like half that, but you have to find someone who can't go to buy them for you

>just now look at the "goalie interference" call

Neutral observer here, holy fuck are you kidding me? Sens fans at least realize the refs literally took them to game 7 right? Bettman is really trying to compete with the NBA for MUH SHOCK factor

>>76098425
Military stalemate try again

>>76095452
>Anderson was pushed into his net

Literally no one touches him and he falls over because he realizes he just lost his team the game but lucky him the refs are here to bail him out!!

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>>76098413
Fuck you, this shitty franchise doesn't deserve anything.

>>76098480
lmao retard can't even english so he deletes his post

>>76098454
Okay, what war did USA win?

>>76098480
Gult, Granada, Panama, WWII, Spainish-American, Civil, Revolutionary

All indisputable

>>76096996
The penguins have a terrible record At home in game 7's actually. The only thing I'm hopeful about is the fact that they hardly lose two games in a row in the playoffs and seeing how much the refs determined the last game, I assume they'd ref the penguins to a win since you fags here think bettman wants the pens to win

>>76098390
The US is on an 0-9 streak.

Canada is on an 0-22 streak.

>>76098503
>gulf
>panama
>spanish american

So youre saying USA can only beat monkeys at war?

>WWII

Britian won that. Dont rewrite history.

>>76098531
>Britain won that

Fucking kek this b8

>>76098531
>Britain won that
EL EM AY OH the Russians did mate

>>76098531
If anything Russia won WWII

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Just a friendly reminder:

there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically get mad at defensive systems

>its a burgers getting triggered over wars episode

Classic.

>>76098283
Fluery had that exact same call go his way a couple games prior, so I don't see how there's any discussion about this.

Why don't more teams trap? If the snes can get within a game of the scf with their garbage roster, imagine what a team like Washington could do.

>>76098645
Except Fleuey had it under his glove. Anderson didnt.

>>76098662
ovi would never belittle himself enough to play defense

>>76098662
Because trapping is gay

>>76098645
>fleury
>sittong at side of net with puck under glove when burrows skates in mid whistle and pushes him in

Vs

>Anderson flopping in crease with free puck when Karlsson and Daley fight

Yeah real comparable. Sens fans are becoming worse than Edmongolians

>Just overheard that #Preds sold out their STH allotment of home game tickets in less than five minutes this morning. (10:00-10:05am).

rip in peace anyone who didn't set up a bot

Games like last night remind us all why the NHL is the worst league in pro sports.

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>>76098432
>boring hokkei
>Spoilt Pongs fag thinks high scoring games are exciting.

you must be over 18 to post here

>>76098481
>Soviet Russiastan
>0 Stanley Cups
>only produces underachieving whiners

okay Vlad

>>76098702
except he did when Hunter was the coach

>>76098732
It's not even snes fans. It's just that one autistic pong hating leaf.

>>76098732
>Burrows pushes fluery off a post only with his stick
>Daley shoving Anderson fully into the net.

the puck was at andersons glove and if he wasn't shoved back he'd have frozen it.

Why can't Ottawa fill an arena for the conference final? Nashville and Edmonton fans have made every other fanbase look pathetic this post-season tbqh.

>>76098756
>Whined about it
>got hunter, his best chance at a cup, fired

>>76098741
Happy for Nashville folks but I can't wait untill the dick riding train ends.

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>>76098776
>Edmonton fans have made every other fanbase look pathetic
hmmmm

>>76098782
that was a Preds writer reporting it, so less dick riding and more informative that you're fucked if you didn't get in

>>76098766
He fell back himself. It was "goalie interferance" because they said Daley pushed him into the net and opened a spot to put it in.

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>>76098776
>Edmonton fans have made every other fanbase look pathetic
really makes you think

>>76098788
>gotta piss
>idgaf, piss in a sink
Alpha as fuck, lad.

>>76098645
Fleury did flop, but someone actually touched him a little bit. Anderson literally falls back on the puck to try and stop it and it goes through anyways. Refs get the call from bettman for a game 7 and the rest is history

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>>76098776
poor students
unpaid government worker
record breaking flooding in an area that is notorious for flooding
retarded traffic made worse due to massive public works project.
leafs and habs hockey "fans" who only go to games in the regular season when those teams are in town and don't actually care enough abuot hockey to show up to a game 6 in a conference final in their city.

>>76098801
>the pungent smell of piss everywhere is ALPHA
grade 9 strikes again

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>>76098788
>>76098799
>their teams can't sell out home games
>meanwhile, Edmonton sells out Rogers for an away game in under 5 minutes

>>76098802
daly pushes anderson back from the puck and then immediately scores the goal. All in the crease.

>>76098776
Edmontonians has nothing else to live for than hockey in that shithole.

No offense but it doesnt count.

>>76098808
>marking your territory so little bitchboys know to stay out is not alpha
Bitchboy detected.

>>76098776
fans getting tired of going to playoff games, its exhausting.

>>76098814
there is literally fuck all else going on beside hockey and binge drinking in edmonton, i'm sure they'd sell out the arena for a fucking bantam game

>>76098806
>leafs and habs hockey "fans" who only go to games in the regular season when those teams are in town and don't actually care enough abuot hockey to show up to a game 6 in a conference final in their city.

every young market is like this but they still all sold out their conference finals the past 10 years

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hmm

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>>76098824
>edmongolians covered in piss and jerking each other off
keep doing you edmongolia

Those Edmonton crowds were the fattest crowds I have ever seen.

>>76098818
>daley whilest being tied up with karlsson has enough strength to push a 240lb man with only a hockey stick

Anderson flopped. Give him an oscar.

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>>76098818
Anally ravaged Oilers fan here. Pic related apparently wasn't goalie interference, so I don't know how they can justify anything short of crosschecking the goalie in head.

No, I will never stop being assblasted over this. Thank you based Nashville for serving justice to the Cucks.

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>>76098844

>>76098854
>this wasn't goalie interference
>last night was

Wew fucking lad

>>76098776
Ottawa seating capacity is still higher than Nash or Edm. And really it was just the nosebleeds that were sparse.

Being wedged between Tor and Mtl and a very young franchise meaning the diehards are young students or otherwise and can't really afford it. I took my gf to a game in the season and with parking and food it cost me 600+$

>>76098885
Why is Melnyk such a jew?

>>76097916
>ms
>mass
Retard alert

>>76098885
The franchise is almost 30 years old you cuck

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>>76098897
He increased parking cost $5 for the playoffs, its now $20 in an arena that you almost have to drive to because public transportation there is shit and theres no good parking nearby. I live downtown and it took me 2 hours to bus to the arena.

>>76098885
I was probably in the section with the least amount of fans, which is funny because its technically the fan section. that said it was great atmosphere regardless.

It's funny because its pretty clear the caps were significantly better than the senators. if it makes caps fans feel better, they are probably the 2nd best team in the east and would have had a good shot at winning the cup if they had just won game 7

>>76098993
Everyone knew this before the ecf. And no, it makes them feel worse.

>>76098885
The made you buy a ticket for your blowup doll? That's some serious Jewery

>>76098925
>25
>most supporters are either 25 or younger and don't make enough money to spend on a night out to Kanata or pay rent

Sorry snes fans, soon enough Crosby will be holding up the Stanley Cup once again.

>>76099012
stop making shit up faggot

>>76098993
Why would it make me feel better you faggot. Fuck off. This happens every god dsmn year

Name a player in NHL history who gets abused more than Sid

>>76099016
Even if they manage to get by the sens
Pens are too tired to beat the preds.

>>76099022
prove me wrong nigger

>>76099016
Pekka "The Gentle Giant" Rinne will snap and kill crosby before he lets that happen.

>>76099033
I'm not the faggot making up shit and claiming them as facts. You're also a blogging faggot that nobody fucking cares about

Reminder that thr bruins would be in the stanley cup finals if they weren't so beat up

>>76099031
patrik laine

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Tomorrow is Murray's birthday

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>>76099094
>mfw he pulls an Andershit

>>76099031
Gallagher

>>76099094
Please matt.

>>76099107
Sub 5'8 manlets don't count. They're not really getting abused they're just weak.

>>76099031
Sheary

desu caps fans should just be happy their team made it to a second round game 7, that's like the ultimate achievement for their team

>>76099031
Any player a couple of decades ago

>>76099138
Shut the fuck up please. This isn't funny

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Not a single team in Philadelphia finished above .500 for the second year in a row

>>76099142
Nope. Back then you or your team were allowed to retaliate. Now it's just fake tough guy shit.

>>76099165
Flyers had a winning record

>>76099165
Kek

>>76098499
Civil war

>>76099168
Sure. But that wouldn't even have been a question if there were no abuse to begin with.
The absue back then was worse than it is today

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>>76099174
39 wins and 43 losses is a winning record? surely nobody in philthadelphia is this dumb

>>76099187
Fucking dumbass, otl are different

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>>76099205
Not a single team in Philadelphia has finished with more wins than losses in the past 2 years, this is commonly referred to as finishing above .500

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>>76099044
t. Bettmann

>>76099224
Overtime losses are not real losses. Shootout is bullshit

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>>76099256
overtime LOSSES and shootout LOSSES are LOSSES.

Not a single team in Philadelphia has finished with more WINS than LOSSES in 2 years.

Did you know that the Philadelphia Flyers haven't won a Stanley Cup since 1975 (42 years ago!) and have lost 6 (six) straight Stanley Cup Finals appearances in that time span!

>>76099256
>get two points
>get one point
These two are not the same.

if shittawa wins will this be the most reddit finals of all time?

>>76099290
wongs/pongs rematch was peak reddit, casuals love that revenge shit

>>76099290
No ottawa are the good guys

>>76099300
found the redditcuck

>>76099290
Pongs only have bandwagon fans, thus making them the redditors

>Sens going back to P. P. Arena.

>>76099340
Tbf I've been a pens fan since I started watching hockey in 2005

Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012

>>76099340
t. reddit

snes are probably as reddit if not more reddit then pREDDITORS

Should geno be the captain? It seems he always has the words and message after a loss to get guys ready for the next one

>>76098799

Edmonton has Mexicans ?

>>76099376
Takes way too many penalties and gets triggered way too easily.

>>76099376
Why does it matter if he's already leading? the physical C is just marketing bullshit

>>76099376
no

>>76099376
No. Crosby is the captain for a reason.

>>76099205
only thing different about them is you get a pity point, still a loss

>>76099437
So the maple leafs had a losing season then? Retard

Why are goalies such pussies? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-t7Q_U_AM

>>76099458
yes

>>76098818
>Daley pushes Anderson

Pin point the exact second Daley even touches Anderson with anything besides his stick

>>76099458
Yeah they did, pity points go a long way

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/867189751140503552

can someone show me the exact moment daley pushes anderson into the net? Thanks

>>76099589
his left hand on his stick on andersons leg right as he's about to cover the puck.

Ducks will win the cup next year

>>76099589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEIs042LDx4&t=0s

>00:59
>01:10

Watch at a slower speed if you need to

preds desu senpai

>>76099589
At 0:04 in that video, Daley wedges his stick under Anderson's right leg and pushes him back. It's a lot easier to see from Front on ice level than over head

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WHEN?

>>76099997
honestly, they should just replace the shootout and instead throw extra pucks on to the ice at five minute intervals

>>76100044
better than the keep away mini game they've got now, id watch it

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bulju and the bois

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AYO FUCK Y'ALL NIGGAS

>>76100144
ivan chill out

>>76100110
do you think they are scared of him?

Will Vegas Golden Knights become /hoc/:s team?

Yes or no?

>>76100200
we all /lifelong/ here

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If your team is not in Blades of Steel, you should not be in this thread

>>76099958
LOL MAN WHAT A JOKE MAKING AN EFFORT TO GAIN NEW FANS AND GROW THE SPORT OH MAN LOL MAN LOL

OH MAN

Call me a new fan now, you predictable shitstain.

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>>76099589
why

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>be stars fan
>bought some stars merch online
>bottle opener, a cap
>also order a stars Logo-Toaster
>can't operate it in Austrian household

JUST

>>76100390
>can't operate it in Austrian household
why?

>>76100390
just get an adapter, if not at a hardware store then at an airport.

Please win on Thursday. Losing to these goons and their annoying fan base may be worse than losing to the Caps. I've really learned to hate the Senators and their fans throughout this series. Let's bury these overachieving turds.

>>76100390
why not just buy a sticker and add it to your toaster

doofus

>>76100390
this is why I keep an outlet adapter on me at all times

>>76100364
lifelong blackhawks/pens fan

>>76100444
he means that the logo toasts itself into the bread

>>76100415
US households have 110V electric
European have 220V

So you basically send double the electric power than the device is built for through it

>>76100447
>>76100444
>>76100424

Read here>>76100455

I'm so fucking angry right now. Angry and worried for game seven and frustrated. Literally everything about how this went down was garbage.
I hope we destroy them at home again. Utterly and completely.

>>76100452
>burning your food on purpose
gay if im being frank

>>76100480
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=as_li_ss_tl?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1634&creative=19450&field-keywords=travel%20voltage%20converter&linkCode=ur2&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Atravel%20voltage%20converter&tag=powerplugssockets-21&url=search-alias%3Daps

are you fucking stupid?

New Jersey Devils from 1995-2003 is the best hockey team in modern times

>>76100508
Why would you worry? Sens have LITERALLY never won a game 7. They're 0-5.

>>76100524
the trpa is reddit

you need to go back cuck

>>76100516
I have an adapter mr. Leaf

Problem is explained here>>76100455

>>76100524
>new jersey traps best team during any period

lol

>>76100357
autism

>>76100549
I lived in Austria for a year in college and never had trouble with any electronics
I think you're just stupid

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>>76100428
>>76100508

>redditposting