>THIS IS JOE BUCK, LIVE AT THE CRUCIFIXION OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST
>AND THEY HAVE...NAILED HIM TO THE CROSS
>NOW WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU'RE THE DISCIPLES, TROY?
>JOE, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU RECOVER FROM THIS, THE ROMANS HAVE THEM ON THE ROPES
>TROY, THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT BY PONTIUS PILATE
>TIME'S RUNNING OUT, I THINK ALL THE DISCIPLES CAN DO IS ATTEMPT A HAIL MARY
>THIS CRUCIFIXION IS OF COURSE BROUGHT TO YOU BY LITTLE CAESAR'S BREAD AND WATER, WHEN YOU NEED BASIC NUTRITIONAL STAPLES, THINK LITTLE CAESAR'S, OR DIE. STAY TUNED AFTER THE SHOW FOR AN ALL NEW "THE OLYMPICS" LIVE FROM ATHENS
>...WE WILL SEE IN YOU THREE DAYS
>WELL, HE IS RISEN. YOU REALLY COULDNT WRITE A SCRIPT LIKE THIS EVEN IF YOU TRIED. HE HAD BEEN PROPHECISING IT FOR YEARS AND HERE WE ARE AT THE RESURRECTION. PRETTY REMARKABLE, TROY.
>TONY ROMO IS AN ELITE QUARTERBACK
>WE'LL BE BACK AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONSERS
>and now we are live at Erin Andrews hotel room
>lets just open the door and... oh, Erin is naked and she is now yelling obscenities at me.
>Erin, you've got a pretty nice ass and some perky nipples. What do you think, Troy?
>The landing strip is a nice touch, Joe.
>thanks, Troy.
>Oh my, Erin. what is that smell? is that, it is. you left a massive floater in the toilet, Erin. It's times like these where the reliable odor blocking power of Febreze comes into play. Febreze, One squeeze and you're done. available at your local supermarket.
>>76094490
Allow me to pontificate on the absolute temerity and unmitigated gall
>>76094355
*slowly claps* wow original poster.......how do i even say this.... that was just so....so.... FREICKING MIGHTY EPIC good sir TOTALLY going on the r_chans my fellow memer xD
>>76094390
>>76094490
Lost hard
>>76094355
>THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT BY PONTIUS PILATE
lel 10/10 for this line
Randy Moss did literally nothing wrong
>>76094803
Go away Joe.
>>76094355
TOPE SUICIDA MAMMA MIA
>>76094490
lel
>>76094803
hello_reddit